WELP! I know what I'm playing tonight

>Jesus Strikes Back: Judgment Day is a PC shooter that allows you play as Jesus Christ alongside a number of figures beloved by the alt-right, including Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, Vladimir Putin, Jair Bolsonaro, Pepe the Frog and Brenton Tarrant, the Christchurch Mosque gunman who killed 51 people in March of this year.

>The objective of the game is to kill a variety of different enemies, including "Social Justice Warriors," "Feminazis," gay and trans people, migrants, Democrats, Antifa and abortion doctors.

>Some of the video game boss battles see you fight characters based on Democratic politicians including Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders, Nancy Pelosi, Ilhan Omar and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

>The game can be purchased online for $14.88, an apparent reference to the secret code used by neo-Nazis and white nationalists to signify their ideology based on the white supremacist slogan, "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."

Based.

newsweek.com/anger-over-sick-video-game-that-allows-you-play-trump-gunning-down-migrants-feminists-antifa-1441745

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bump

Fuck off /pol/ and take your vidya-politics with you

>Games where I can play as a turd?
HUEHUEHUEHUE!!

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Did you know there is a board for politics? maybe you would enjoy spending your time more on that board since its clearly what you want to talk about

Fuck off back to /pol/ racists aren't welcome on Yea Forums

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Learn to report off-topic stuff instead of yelling at trolls/bots.
REPORT!

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Interesting concept, but
>The game can be purchased online for $14.88
Provide a torrent or fuck right off juden marketer.

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KEKEKEKEK

This post is advertising or begging.

BASED!

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How do you get to be an actual Nazi and still call feminists "feminazis"

TRUGGERD snowflake.

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using jesus name for this...

>I LOVE POLITICS IN VIDYA
t. /pol/fags

LOL

I'd be very suprise if it isn't just a cash grab and actually has good gameplay

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The Salt Right is getting a spanking on Yea Forums today.

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>Nu-Yea Forums STILL doesn't realize that Yea Forums is rightful /pol/ territory
>All these seething ResetEra cross posters

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Yea Forums isn't your safe space, Confederate.

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based reddit boomer

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bait to stoke the flames of civil unrest
whoever falls for it proves it works but also the public is easily manipulated for free

you misunderstand, the game is based

Is this the, dare I say it, Postal 2 of today??

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It's not "x board is y board territory" it's "Yea Forums is Yea Forums".

Kill yourself nazi scum.

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>today

How...how long do you spend on Yea Forums each day honey? Maybe take a break?

You're not looking around. The Salt is being purged. Ciao.

This is Yea Forumsirgin clay, you are fighting a war that you can never win

Sounds like you have an active imagination.

Not him, but I personally spend about five to six hours a day, desu.

Maybe if this was the actual good chan. Too bad it hasn’t come back up, eh?

unbased and azurepilled

Wanna hear a joke?
The white birth rate!

Gotta get those sucker dollars.

Too soon senpai

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The quality of the game doesnt matter is it caters to my political beliefs

>went for a jog
>that profile pic

lmao

You know how I know that's a lie?
look at that fucking picture.
That faggot doesn't jog. He barely even walks.

>He doesn't know (You)'re revealed to be trans at the end.

>abortion doctors

Is that a Celeste reference?

>if you're not /pol/ you're resetera
Are burgers like this because of their two party system or something

Unfortunately this. It's why hot garbage like MK11, Borderlands 3, TLOU, etc. always sells so well.

based. every leftist needs to hang.

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There is literally no logical reason to hate /pol/.

>wall of text
no really why can't you guys meme? every leftist memes comes off as being passive aggressive like someone is gritting their teeth in the process

You're making the same fundamental mistake.

>that happened
>be me
>300 pound virgin liberal
>where my FUCK DRUMPF shirt at the feminist rally
>all the women make love to me tenderly with full consent and practicing safe sex because I got a vasectomy just in case I ever had sex so we won't have kids
>all of the women said they were done having sex with chad conservative men

lol

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>every leftist memes comes off as being passive aggressive like someone is gritting their teeth in the process

Passive aggressiveness is the refuge of those who are afraid to be aggressive.
They're punished for it in their circles, it's toxic, you know.

This again. Salt Right broken records.

he's right tho /pol/ memes > /leftypol/ memes

>posts a Generalizing comment and picture
>FUCK OFF WE DON'T LIKE GENERALIZATIONS AND BIGOTS

>oy vey, this is antisemisogynisticxenoslamaphobicism!

I'd like to see the dev of this supposed game, I'm sure they look something like pic related.

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Only to the salt right.

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where can I get this game? for research

triggered tranny. you'll never be a woman

and everyone else

>guns make people kill themselves
that's some of the dumbest shit i've heard

James Willems is looking rough since Bruce left.

HUEHEUEHUEHEU!
Classic Salty boy.

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