Roast him

Roast him

Attached: Mega_Man_X_(character).png (781x1237, 429K)

Mega Man X the type of nigga to open a bag of chips with scissors

A cuck who can only get sloppy seconds and gets killed by a janny.

He's a good boy.

He's a bitch

Your red boyfriend can do everything you do but better and your protegee is universally hated because he was introduced before he hit robo-puberty.

He is only 160cm tall. I thought Sigma was a giant, but it turns out X is just a manlet.

Over designed. I prefer OG mega man

Also, doesn't have a cute gf.

Attached: __kalinka_cossack_ciel_shirogane_luna_hibiki_misora_sakurai_meiru_and_etc_ryuusei_no_rockman_and_etc (850x532, 130K)

standing blowjobs

Attached: sigma.jpg (933x839, 281K)

He's bald but isn't a chad like Sigma so he wears a helmet to hide it.

They were always supposed to be shorties, X and Zero. What made you think otherwise? Mega Man was the boy robot and X is the young teen robot.

Proof?

Attached: 74998420_p0.jpg (500x572, 177K)

Zero has a hair hole in his helmet.
X doesnt
Therefore he doesn't need one, meaning he does not have hair

Or he could have short hair.

*blocks X's path*

Attached: pretty-librarian-working-library-university-50473621.jpg (1300x957, 130K)

B Class Hunter

I'll BURN him instead

Attached: BURNTOTHEGROUND.jpg (1400x1400, 537K)

Died a virgin
Wait no, he got fucked in the end

Mega Man X is the biggest pussy I've ever met, and this is coming from someone who's met Neon Tiger, Slash Beast, and Flame Hyenard.

I wonder who could be behind this post.

Attached: Mhx_vilestand[1].png (728x1151, 499K)