Weird/funny game ads from magazines. They always had the strangest and most surreal ads

Weird/funny game ads from magazines. They always had the strangest and most surreal ads.

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such false advertising. s3k is an OK game (not as good as 2k or 4, which were fantastic for their time, and, in the case of 4, even today) but nowhere does it allow you to really do anything to your neighbors, let alone wage war as this implies

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>when you see a thicc ass on the street

Bump, this thread looks neat.

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these threads are always neat because the content is based off of old values and ideas

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Grandpa here, I got the clear version because of those lips. I still have the original box with the Play It Loud logo. Good times.

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why does it look like it has a dick?

My grannigger

people back in the day actually had creativity for ads

now everyone just try to slam SJW agenda and copypaste shit

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You know it, user, peace.

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of course my mom bought me niggerboy

Damn I remember that ad now. I wonder how many memories of video game magazines are locked away in my noggin.

Holy shit that's actually insightful, and it's just an ad for some throwaway game I never heard of.

>that terrible, fucked up face
ehhh

ow the edge

Incredible Crisis was awesome so he must be the Shogun now or whatever.

>does any part of this game actually involve you ordering genocide?
>well, no
>advertise it like that anyway

I remember jerking it to this magazine ad.

Titus went under in 2005 with $33 million in debt

If you ever think you had a bad idea just remember this got printed

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klonoa kind of does sound like an std name actually

still the best

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this is fucking good

>An ad this blunt and self-aware
We're really living in a cyberpunk dystopia, huh?

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