Would more people play Mordhau if it had scantily dressed women in it?

Would more people play Mordhau if it had scantily dressed women in it?

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ofcourse

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i would stop playing

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more

I'm trying to figure out how you'd manage to get a brigandine into that shape but to answer your question, yes, I would.

Slutty female armor is pleb tier.

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They look like dildos

No
Eye candy won't do shit for that game

sallet > kettle

fpbp

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female combatants are reddit tier

So how are you guys liking invasion?
Honestly I think it's pretty fun, a step in the right direction. They just need actual good maps now.

If only defenders had a chance at winning with anything other than engineer spam

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put a helmet on
>mfw fully armored with just hints of femininity

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>this webm again
Just stop, running up behind 10IQ children and pressing m1 with some footwork isn't impressive

I think that's the point
That webm shows that it's very clearly not impressive if you just run in and swing

Who ever thought that was impressive? I just post it because I think its silly

the guy on /mhaug/ who made the webm bragging about how good he was
maybe i need a break from this site

If you go to medieval faires or hand around in historical recreation groups, you don't find many (if any) women who would want to even larp knights and soldiers. They want to play noblewomen, female artisans and merchant's daughters. Strong and domineering female combatants in all forms are mainly aimed to satisfy specific male fantasies.
God I wish they really existed.

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>God I wish they really existed
same, but only to see them get raped and dominated.

It's fun as fuck
Also once again Grad solidifies itself as the king of maps

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Fuck.

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I just want them to succeed and have a good life without being raped and dominated etc.
Why is 'competent women' a male fantasy? I just want them to not be dead weight and able to do reasonably well at life

>tfw no strong 6ft3 scottish accent redhead gf to teach me how to fight and love and care for me when I get frustrated saying I'm all the man she needs

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Grad really is the best fucking map
it's the best for FFA, skirmish, arguably frontline and definitely invasion
Hunting down and killing the warden and king is super fun
Defending the castle is super fun
It actually feels balanced too

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>caught you mirin
Kek

>tfw no strong 6ft3 scottish accent redhead gf to teach me how to fight
why would you want to be shitty at fighting dumb cucklord

>you will never be a teenage squire to a veteran lady knight

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Probably don't have the means to make anything resembling armor.

Doubt it, the people playing Mordhau now don't care about female combatants, and the people not playing don't care about Mordhau regardless.