>want a decent GPU upgrade
>that'll be $1000 for a 2080
Want a decent GPU upgrade
*hits bong*
this is fucked boys
whats that in canadian monopoly money? 3000cdn?
Canada is just an extension of China.
>Need a liver transplant
>That'll be $100,000 plus tip
>Thank god i live in america
>falling for the ray tracing meme
>need kidney removed
>government issued doctor drops his gameboy in my abdomen and sews me up
>sorry about that, enjoy the gameboy
yea alright there bud
GTX 2080 super is $700 and is an overkill card
>2019
>literal N-word GPU
yikes
*grabs you by the throat*
back the fuck off?!
>Go to buy new game
>"That'll be $79.99 please"
>Check out American price
>$59.99
*ricky throwing around garbage cans in anger*
>steam price $8
>Need a liver transplant
>That'll be 5 years on the waiting list plus tip
I don't want to get too DUDE WEED but I gotta say I'm really glad that's legal here now. It'll probably be the reason I stay in this country.
Is there a story here user?
fucking Americans are out of control with their guns bud
*adjusts 9mm in belt*
loonier than a one dollar coin.
Upgrade for literally what?
why the fuck would you buy a 2080 when you can just get a used 1080ti and get the exact same performance minus meme raytracing for almost half the price? Do people here unironically buy new cards?
>That'll be $8 + your soul
Burger prices rarely include tax
or you could just pay for insurance. we get to wait in line behind foreigners that buy their way into the country through shell companies and the like.
ive been waiting 3 years on a list to get a family doctor after i moved cities because it got too expensive where i used to live and ive lived and worked here for over 25years
oh I'm working on that ...
wrinkled fingers wrote this post
59.99 converts to 79.33
Cost of living is lower in canada and wages are higher therefore
>want to get a better car
>that'll be $250,000 for a new ferrari
wtf bros
>Cost of living is lower in canada
the cost of living in canada is much MUCH higher. you're a fuckin idiot
>Cost of living is lower in canada and wages are higher therefore
That's some radical economic theory there, user.
Nobody wants your used up mining shit
California and New York send their regards
awww sheeeit
safety... always off
Yeah im sure youre gonna need that upgrade for all the mobas, indies, and waifu games you'll be playing.
ah yes I forgot that the entire country is two states
it's not fair!!
I think all the federal parties suck. Trudeau has been siding way too much with faggots and partially why Canadian video games quality have decreased. NDP has a Mudslim as a leader, Trudeau let too many refugees in and Conservatives have Andrew Sheer who has even less charisma than Harper.
Tell me what the average costs for both countries are, oh wise one.
and PPC never has a chance.
Op Btfo
>pay rent for my single bed room apartment for the month or get a 2080ti
i want to get 300 FPS in apex minimum and a 1070 doesnt cut it
LMAO I have insurance from my job you stupid fucking NEET
NDP leader is a sikh but not based enough to give the finger to mudslimes
>being a poorfag
time to grow up kiddo.
>$650 on food
>donations
IMPLYING
>donations
I'll immigrate to canada in 4 years, tell me everything i need to know
i'm from sopa de macaco btw
You will fit right in
cann*adians girls love lusitanian based penis
Imagine playing new games still.
>rent: 850
there are no 100k jobs in middle-of-nowhere flyover-state hick towns here rent is this much
Canada is 90% filipinos and mexicans now so you'll fit in.
Depends where you're going. It's the second biggest country on Earth.
Because not all states have a sales tax
No you wont, we're closed.
Why would you even want surgery, you're being given a free out of this shitty life why not take it?
Shit countries like ours force you to stay alive with free healthcare so you can wageslave until death, fucking hell it's depressing.
>Cost of living is lower in canada
Milk costs $5-6
Furthermore, different states have different tax rates. Tennessee, for instance, has ~10% sales tax while Ohio has ~6%.
If you're moving to a major city, life is really expensive and there's a housing 'crisis' where desirable properties will be $500k-$1M+ depending on which city. This is also reflected in the rent; expect to pay a decent chunk of what you earn to a landlord who won't do anything to keep the property in good condition because there's so many people that are desperate for housing.
Make sure you apply for a health card as soon as you get here and get on a waiting list for a doctor ASAP. You want a family doctor as opposed to walk-in clinics where you'll be 'gotten rid of' as soon as possible since doctors make more money the more walk-in patients they see (but they are paid differently if you're a registered patient)
Basically, if you are coming here with an education, try to get a good job quickly. Once you have steady income you can make plans about next steps. Personally I'd try to work for a company where I could get transferred to the US and find a way to get green card because the US actually has places that aren't shitholes where you can work and live without giving most of your money away to parasites like politicians, tax-collectors or landlords.
It's okay, most newcomers can't drink milk. It will be irrelevant within 50 years.
>tfw Idaho White race
>Newborn baby dies 2 days after birth
>That'll be $250,000 plus tip
The party was pretty much just founded, they just need more time to grow.
>leaving this shithole after electing that braindead cunt
I hope you get bullied by the leafcucks.
Who do I vote for in the election when I hate all 3 notable parties?
PPC. Mad Max is literally /ourguy/
If there's none you like? None of them. And you ignore all retards telling you otherwise. Voting for parties you hate just because you hate other parties even more just give retarded parties an imaginary legitimacy they then claim just so they can fuck you over even more.
>need to shitpost all the time
>found this site
>Thank god i live in canada
VOTE FOR THEM YOU FAGGOT AND TRY AND GET PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT THEM!
I'm more a vote for a party I know won't gain any power just so I can say I voted against whoever won kind of person. Almost voted greens in the Ontario election.
Green or PPC. If Canadians realize they can vote for less known parties and have it matter, we can have a minority government that'll be too busy yelling at each other and getting nothing important done, fucking us over a little less than they could potentially.
I live in the one area where Greens have consistently won the last several years. It doesn't matter who I vote for, they'll win every time. It basically means we don't have any real representation in parliament, but it's also a pretty affluent area so it hardly matters.
Toronto and Vancouver send their regards
PPC
our healthcare system is one of the best in the world. whats better: being in america and getting your liver transplant NO MATTER WHAT, or waiting 6 months to 5 years to get it and DYING like what happens in European countries. very few people die in this country from our healthcare.
Our milk is better though
t.Someone who drinks 3L of milk a day
I don't know man, I can get a 5$ chicken chilli lunch in Toronto and its godlike. Can you do the same in LA?
>bagged milk
Area Codes lads? 250 here
I will be
>or waiting 6 months to 5 years to get it and DYING like what happens in European countries
Is there a single European country ranked lower than America in terms of health outcomes? Maybe something war torn.
You have to go back.
Hello, interior BC.
But what if our vote is basically a no-vote and DUDEWEED gets in again?
its better than the UHT milk you fucking tranny
Go put on your canadian tuxedo and eat your kraft dinner and drink your molsen ya hoser.
957
>bagged milk
>hormone filled milk
>bagged milk
There's a large area on the coast of Texas filled with oil and gas companies that pay fuck you money and where a 1 bedroom costs ~850.
That still doesn't explain the $650 a month of groceries and food
10% is tithe tier