What is the most American video game ever made?

yeah, char grilled burgers are everywhere

No, it still looks nice. What you have is an eating disorder.

Overwatch represents current Murica perfectly

Borderlands 3

I kinda wanna kill myself for how much I'm craving all of that.

No it doesn't, GTAIV wins that

Metal Wolf Chaos, which was ironically made by the Japanese.

All that work into making really good looking sandwiches, and they use what look like frozen crinkle cut fries?
I hate it when places do this. I hope they at least fried them in some good oil

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Shadow of Mordor, since Ameriturds are literal brown orcs obsessed with violence, food, and degeneracy.

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pepsi man

Mgs2

Aren't there more asian characters than nogs in the roster?

call of doody

>good oil

you know they didn't

>all the fatties ITT revealing themselves
Please neck yourselves if you think OP looks appetising you disgusting greaseballs

>forgot about it, so just looked it back up
>it's still in development as of last year

Man if they released it now would anyone even give a shit anymore?

Why do people pretend that America isnt the epicenter for gastronomical innovation and technology? As well as the most diverse and eclectic region for food on the planet?

GTA

>tfw went vegetarian 3 years ago

I want a burger so bad holy fuck you have no idea how much I miss beef.

I think it's Shake Shack
their fries are meh/ok
cheese sauce is good, burgers are great
Crinkle cut fries can be good as fuck though (see Culvers)

yeah
not every burger is from a fast-food chain

This is you.

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shake shack is THE BEST food establishment for top tier burgs

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>vegetarian

y tho

Bro Force

t. britbong whos favorite meal is corn pudding

GTA is pretty much America: The Parody

literally eat one? Like nothings stopping you but you

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Because his girlfriend is a vegetarian.

>Americans genuinely play Metal Wolf Chaos and interpret it as a celebration rather than it poking fun at them
It's like when they quote that song from Team America.

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Why are you trying so hard to push your anorexia on others, user?
>inb4 greaseball
>inb4 amerilard
I'm actually a pound or two underweight.

>As well as the most diverse and eclectic region for food on the planet?
Because in a globalized world, that means nothing. If I want an American style burger or Middle Eastern food, I can find it everywhere now.

Food has become nothing special.

if you're comparing all food establishments then shake shack is shit

cause it's not true. we have a lot of different options but by no means does that make us the kings of culinary. Variety doesn't equate good.

I sort of agree. Food that looks very greasy/fatty starts to look gross

Red Dead 2 has to be a contender for the most American game ever developed. 100%

god I want to breed galko.

>hes not bulking

You are a faggot

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>The hottest Galko doujins are anal
WHERE ARE MY BREEDING VANILLA DOUJINS

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My nigger

Team America is a movie made by Americans, so

>implying they're not laughing at how retarded Japan's view of America is

And what’s wrong with quoting AMERICA: FUCK YEAH

>corn
>growing in Britain
Wheat pudding, Billy-Bob.

Dead Space

Have you seen how ridiculous Metal Wolf Chaos is? Of course people would have fun with it

Occasional beef ain't gonna hurt you, guy. Have a burger, go to Five Guys

this. only the japanese could fold an american flag the 1000 times necessary to make this game.

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Following your logic all art is dead

>it's still in development as of last year
Wait what? I knew once Konami dropped it they kept up with it for a while, then released some other game that was received pretty poorly. When did they pick it back up?

Skyrim
it's so ridiculous everything about it has become a meme and you mod it until it breaks

Red Dead 1 and 2

>American doesn't understand nuance or irony
Pottery.

Now you're just stating the obvious

I got married to a vegetarian and really the only hiccup in our marriage was the dietary difference that became way too inconvenient and costly to maintain after a certain extent so I went vegetarian too. I lost a lot of weight from doing so so that's a plus but man, I was raised in the south by people who eat damn near nothing but meat and potatoes so it was hard. Holidays with my family are so depressing because I basically just get to watch people eat a bunch of good shit I can't have. But it's worth it in the end I suppose.

I did that once and it didn't end well. It's like smoking for me, if I let myself cheat once I'm rehooked and have to start the quitting process all over again.

Zoe Quinn has forever ruined Five Guys for me.

>he says he's american
>a patriot
>he doesn't have the american idol in her american getup

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I mean, it kinda is. Most of art is either high brow pretentious art pieces with no theory behind it or commercialized concept arts. You can tell how art has fallen off when you can read it's history and development up to the 70s, and how that lost it's value.

>non-American doesn’t understand American pride
Sorry your country is so shit

>i want a big piece of meat in my mouth i haven't had any for 3 years
know how i know you're gay?

>I got married to a vegetarian
That was your first mistake.
>letting her live rent-free in your head
Nigga, get some help. Go eat a burger

important question, OP: where is this food from, what restaurant?

>I got married to a vegetarian and really the only hiccup in our marriage was the dietary difference that became way too inconvenient and costly to maintain after a certain extent so I went vegetarian too.
How? Meat and non-vegetarian food are way cheaper especially if you cook them.

>Holidays with my family are so depressing because I basically just get to watch people eat a bunch of good shit I can't have. But it's worth it in the end I suppose.

>stopped eating meat for the sake of convenience and cost
>still refuse to eat free meat offered by other people at holiday gatherings

why lie?

Probably Shake Shack

It's a burger with fries, if a person can't make those by themselves they should seriously consider suicide

Did you miss the part about being hooked and having to quit all over again? I don't eat it on holidays because it's hard as hell to go right back to not eating it after the festivities are over.

>eating shake shack and not In-N-Out
>pleb

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>I got married to a vegetarian
Wow I must be a fucking psychic:

IS-RA-EL!

IS-RA-EL!

IS-RA-EL!

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$0.31 was deposited into your account.

>MUH SEKRET MENU XDDD
Fuck off Commiefornia.

Trying to make the most american FPS of all time, what are THE most american things i can put into the game?

>i cant eat meat because I'm afraid I cant stop
>i have an addiction
>im a meataholic

do you realize how retarded this sounds?

what restaurant is that? burger and fries look good. that sandwich on top has too much bullshit on it though.

Invading other countries

I'd agree with you but that chicken sandwich looks kinda tasty

of the top 50 restaurants in the world 4 are in America. 2 in ny, 1 in cali, 1 in Chicago.

overcooked

>do you realize how retarded this sounds?
No it's not. Meat, sugar, and white flour is highly addictive. If you've been off it for years its extremely easy to get hooked again.

cant, its restricted to being entirely set in america

what restaurant is this?

fag

get the impossible whopper

I've never actually had one

WHO'S HUNGRY

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Didn't you make a thread about how to make a good boiled egg?

It's reality. I shouldn't eat sugar, artificial sweeteners, and white flour, but I've never really been able to stop for more than a couple weeks at best.

>this entire thread
Rent. Free.

those burgers look pathetic

tfw to poor to pay tamagoro to make a galko doujin.

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as a MA fag i say that wisconsin must be destroyed

God, that looks disgusting.

For me, it's Tommy Burger

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>its not even lard fried and wrapped in bacon

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It really does, god damn. I thought it would be a meme.

What the fuck happened to all the $5 box deals at fast food places?
I liked not having to make choices.

What's the general opinion on dominoes? Apparently they're opening a store in my yuropoor city.

What are the foods that the fattest of fat euros usually gorge on?
and what do kababs taste like?

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>tfw so glad I was born American and get to experience pic related every weekend

Feels great mang

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Cute american girl.

I have an American waifu

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food like this in london when

When people say art is dead, what exactly do you mean? Is that just saying that the progression is stagnating or do people believe the art of today is bad in general?

America's Army, developed by the US Army

Am I confused about vegetarianism? Do vegetarians have to eat some special food, or do they just not know how to fucking cook and season basic non-meat foods?

image is from a fast food chain

She wasn't even the best girl in this show, and I haven't watched anime in years. Get some taste, fag

Who here /munchybox/ here?

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imagine being so bad at cooking you burn the outside of your meat

imagine your taste being so poor you eat at a restaurant that burns the outside of your meat

God Bless America

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fund my healthcare and suck my fat cock bitchboi

I'm far from being a vegetarian but I do think that there is a point where there is too much meat in a single dish and this webm reached it at half-time.
also yeah that looks burned, enjoy your stomach cancer

No war whatsoever.

America is the current cultural capital of the world.

Pikmin
You invade a new world for a and enslave its inhabitants and turn them against the ones who dont bow to your Patriotic superiority.

Hmmm....

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imagine not knowing what a brisket is

I'd fuck the one on the left

Duke Nukem.
This isn't a fucking debate. It was made to be the that. It is that. Fuck off.

Sorry I'd have to drink my own piss for like, ten years to be Scottish enough for a muchy box .

I maintain that BBQ is America's only positive contribution to food.

Had one of these 'butter burgers' when I was younger not realizing what I was getting myself into.

"Oh that is a weird mayonnaise. Parents already paid for it though so I killed about half of it. Didn't taste bad per-say, just heavy as fuck. The problem comes twenty minutes later when your body starts rejecting the stick of butter you just tried to drink.

>make something that looks quite nice
>drench it in liquid shit
America...

I've heard it's harder to get proper nutritional amounts off a pure vegan diet, but I've never looked into it. I'll stick to meat.

Big Rigs Over The Road Racing.

B A S E D
fuck dog-owners treating food like it's their child

I was right about to order shake shack myself desu

It's only going to give you stomach cancer if you shave the burnt layer off and eat it like paste. Sounds like something you'd do considering your wife converted you and still gets black meat.

Dumb cuck. You're imposing an unnecessary rule on yourself for no reason. Just like those nofap fags. What are you gonna do when your wife goes to kfc with the bbc and gets her meat pounded?

Probably the GTA games.

tfw foreigners only see the cherrypicked ugly people and bad side of things in america because of Yea Forums shitposting and falsefagging so much that they'll never see the good side of it

I weight 64kg and think that is appetizing

low quality but for the money you get a lot of food. Sides are enjoyable, may make you feel sick.

Our take on tacos and carbonara is pretty respectable in the right situations. We have a lot of amazing food. Part of why we're able to carry out so many humanitarian missions is because we have a lot of two things- food and water. Our measures to purify water are unequaled in known world history and basically why we're a superpower.

>going veggie
user, we are omnivores, just because we can feed on just veggies doesn't mean we fucking should

This is your brain on vegetables kids

Bet you wouldn’t give a shit if it didn’t mean not having sex

gers of war/any CoD game, it's there you do pew pew, so american.

It's much more difficult and demands a shitload of supplementation. Many a pathetic vegan youtuber has made themselves into a meme by being vegan and well, not supplementing vitamins at all and generally behaving like a picky child.

This looks delicious

Buying vegan shit is way more expensive than a normal meat diet
Fuck an 100% carnivore diet is cheaper than a vegetarian one
Stop lying and go get a burger