FE: Three Houses: Hunger Games Edition

Place your bets folks, which student will come out on top?

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This just in: I spelt Claude's name wrong and he goes full lynch mode on Felix

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Mercedes runs over Ashe with a Mercedes

>Dimitri grabs a sword
It's over, everyone go home.

forgot picture

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First deaths

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>Indrid STILL killing minorities
No game of this will be better than the first one, but always hilarious.

Marianne has had enough

>First one
You mean the one where Lorenz went on a killing spree only for the thread to get jannie'd?

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Lorenz' reign had been stopped before it had started

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Marianne, the quiet explosives expert

>Rapheal dies from hunger

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Dimitri picking flowers to lay on the graves for all the people he's about to murder

>Bernadetta didn't set Edelgard on fire when she ahd the chance
Disappointing.

How can Caspar do anything silently?

RIP

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Leonie is spreading her Dyke disease to Mercedes

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I'm sure it's the other way around.

>Hold hands

JANNIES JANNIES COME CLEAN UP THIS FILTH FOR FREE

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Dedue you fucking moron
Also Mercie and Leonie are still being gay

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RIP

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Jesus Christ Mercie what the fuck

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TRUST NOBODY
BUILD AN ARMY
FIRE EMBLEM

No mercy from Mercie

Dimitri going to win just by wandering around doing nothing

>Both Lysithea and Edelgard pass out from exhaustion
Crest cancer working it's magic

Nothing interesting

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>gets a sword
>picks up flowers
>climbs up trees
>thinks about home
He really deserves to win.

Never trust a dyke kids, or you'll end up like Leonie

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He deserves SOMETHING nice

Holy kek I fucking love these.

Bernadetta and Dimitri must win.

Meanwhile: Bernadetta acts in character and the Crest Cancerâ„¢ sisters meet their end

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Chillmitri's Non-murderous adventure

doubt itll top the one where hilda won doing nothing all game

pulling for my boy ferdinand

My boy Dimitri better bring home the win.

>Dimitri questions his sanity
Can he start killing people now?

>Hubert tries to sing himself to sleep

Why is this so sad?

Hubert saw Edelgard die and now is depressed

I figure if he's still capable of questioning his sanity, it means he's still sane.

Bernadetta is beating up everyone

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bernadetta so relatable, literally did that this morning

He questioned his sanity in BL, and the guy was seeing dead people who told him to kill.

Put it all on Lorenz!

Fuck

S

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THE BOAR IS STALKING THE DEER

Sylvain and Ferdinand are upset because they didn't get invited to the slumber party

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CREST AIDS

The absolute STATE of Ferdinand

Sylvain now is not the time to be chasing coochie

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>Bernadetta vs ClaDUE, Hubert, and DImitri

Top 10 anime betrayals

Ferdinand confirmed to have a boy crush

Claude is fed up with Dimitri's shit

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DIMITRI NO

DIMITRI NOOOOOOOOOO

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>best boy killed by scheming asshole
Bernadetta will somehow end up winning.

> Why don't you like Yea Forums anymore, huh?

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Dimitri's sword disappeared into thin air at the same time Claude's sais materialized out of thing air.

Of course Hilda's trying to give up on the first day

>comes into thread that's pure and for fun to whine about it
kys

>*Cuts you with my seven foot Masamune*
>*The sword was a hologram I stab you with my totally real sais*

PLACE YOUR BETS NOW Yea Forums WHOS GOING TO WIN THIS

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Sylvain

Hopefully Bernie just bombs everyone.

Oh god oh fuck Sylvain wasn't after coochie
also Claude probably killed himself b/c I spelt his name wrong
Shut up Gooigi

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Now that Dimitri is dead I want Mercie to win

sorry let's talk about twitter and politics instead

Of fucking course he takes the easy way out

>couldn't take killing Dimitri and killed himself
A bromance too pure.

Breedadetta

Well shit should've waited a bit more before posting
Go Marianne!

Hubert, the actual Tremere bloodmage

Marianne is about to go sicko mode again
Also Linhardt hasn't done shit this entire game, a true pacifist

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Mercedes got what she deserved

>Catches HUBERT of all people off guard

Clever girl. Marianne confirmed for raptor.

>Raphael dies from hunger

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Is this going to come down to Marianne and Bernie?

Mercie needed some mercy

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Ferdinand Von Aegier is now Ferdinand Von Airborne

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BERNIE AND SYLVAIN BANGING

Sylvain getting that smelly neet pussy.

Does anyone have a link to the first one?

>Raphael dies of hunger

Sylvain about kill all these thots

They look like the starter Pokemon w/ their hair colors

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Raphael stopped eating for 5 minutes and died of hunger

Dumb Bee

>Marianne has been screaming for help and crying herself to sleep everyday since blowing the other students up
She deserves better

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Sylvain and Bernie were too busy fucking while Linhardt put an end to Marianne's reign of terror

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Finally...peace...

watch the little green fagboy take this home

Bernie has this in the bag. Her slingshot will be the key to her victory.

The chad, the fag and the neet. who wins?

>Marianne was trying to convince Linhardt to kill her so she doesn't do it herself
kino

bernie bear GO

Bernie has already seduced Sylvain, now she just has to take out Linhardt with her slingshot.

Bernadetta must win!~

Here we are folks, get ready for the battle of a lifetime, star crossed lovers vs the pacifist mercy-killer, who will come out on top?

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Bernie will win!

>Marianne convinced lindhart to kill her as she couldnt take it anymore
She didnt deserve to be in this competition.

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I hope Sylvain wins after revealing he's just been playing Bernie like the thot she is.

What if Bernie is the black widow here? She's just all like,
>"Yeah, I know, just wanted some stank"

And then shanks him?

Warning: What you are about to see is the most intense 3 way battle in HG sim history
T H E A B S O L U T E S T A T E O F B E R N I E F A G S

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HOW DO YOU FAIL A DOUBLE SUICIDE AND STILL DIE

How is that a failure?

boo

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NANIIIII?

HOW IS THAT A FAILURE

She fucking did it

How do you fail a suicide and still die?

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Pffft


It's meant to be a TV program, they threaten the producers with a double suicide and they let them die.

So in the end try truly loved each other, there were no falsehoods

Ladies (and gentlemen), You're winner!

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>It's meant to be a TV program, they threaten the producers with a double suicide and they let them die
BUT LINDHARDT WAS STILL ALIVE

what the fuck

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she did it

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winner by default, the best kind of victory!

That's why the producers just let them die.

Linhardt was sleeping, and they didn't realize he was still alive when they made the threat

He deserves it. He minded his own business for the most part and helped Marianne die like she wanted.

>Linhardt wins by doing absolutely nothing

>Mercifully kills Marianne
>wins by default
truly in character aswell

They didn't know because he was sleeping for so long that they thought he died

>HG thread is up for over an hour
>it's okay when it has anime waifus in it

THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS

He's like The End

Stats, thanks for watching everyone

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> Takes a nap 90% of the game
> Helps Mariane at her most desperate time
> Then goes back to sleep and wakes up a winner

Based homo

In the original hunger games, the MC forces the producers to let her not-bf to survive because the public has bought their crappy love story, and they threatened with a double suicide.

Thanks for the thread user. I had a really awful day today so being able to laugh with this made it a bit better.

How do you guys bring yourselves to cuck Hubert and take Edelgard for yourself?

BIG 4 KILL MARIANNE

Marianne truly is a beast

I didn't cuck Hubert. I FUCKED HUBERT

>Sleeps for the whole game
>Helps marianne who cant take her guilt and depression anymore
>wins by default
can anyone stop him?

Marianne is so bloodthirsty

>cuck Hubert
they don't even get married in their own ending, it probably is purely platonic. That or he's castrated or something considering Dorothea basically asks him to marry her and /they/ don't even get married.