>What is this? An annual collaboration project where Yea Forums sings about video games for a full month, from September 15 till October 15. This is our seventh year of production and you can still join!
>How do I contribute? Write something and post it in thread and in the Song Spreadsheet! Or look in the Spreadsheet for something to sing or edit. Album art is always welcome, too! And you can even make videos for the songs that are already made!
I was checking out the stream, instead of going to E3. I wish I wasn't such a NEET. Bethesda hurled, an asian girl, and game that's kinda neat. I thought she was, kinda sweet. When she did a pose, my big stiffy rose, because she looked so kawaii. I knew she was the girl for me And it sucks I can't be there, just so I can kiss and then marry her. So I guess our love will go nowhere.
I know she's just for me. (Please give me Ikumi) We'll get married, you wait and see. (Please give me Ikumi) Spooky games make us happy. (Please give me Ikumi)
Still working on second verse, could use a femanon for this and chorus.
Walking with stiff arms and a slouched back, Head craned forward, wind blowing hair, The Chad with the stride, looks at you in the eyes, With his head up, back straight, and hands in the air.
"Bro!" He said "Just be yourself." "It's not that hard, don't you see?" "If you do it too, bro." "Then you'll be alpha like me."
Sitting all alone with his headphones, Looking down, he keeps to himself, Then the Chad lounges down, and he looks all around, He spreads his legs because it's good for his health.
"Bro!" He said "Just be yourself." "It's not that hard, don't you see?" "If you do it too, bro." "Then you'll be alpha like me."
So he's tired but he can't even sleep now, Spends all night just watching his phone, The Chad knows to snooze, you know he ain't gonna lose, Spends twenty minutes snuggling babes in his home.
"Bro!" He said "Just be yourself." "It's not that hard, don't you see?" "If you do it too, bro." "Then you'll be alpha like me."
Showerin' too long and getting greasy hair, Virgin has a tiny dick down there, Meanwhile the Chad's dry, water just goes by, And he looks ripped with his big thundercock - OUCH!
Virgin works out but he's a weakling, Sweating over his body whole. The Chad's not a sticc, he's looking so thicc, His body, delts and calves make him SWOLE.
"Bro!" He said "Just be yourself." "It's not that hard, don't you see?" "If you do it too, bro." "Then you'll be alpha like me."
He can't talk to her, he's still anxious. Virgin just can't get with this girl, The Chad starts to pound her, they make so much sound, You know he's really rockin' her world.
"Bro!" He said "Just be yourself." "It's not that hard, don't you see?" "If you do it too, bro." "Then you'll be alpha like me." "If you do it too, bro." "Then you'll be alpha like me."
(Have sex) Every now and then I get little bit horny and I’m never never playing games (Have sex) Every now and then I get a little turned on by watching cutscenes of RPGS (Have sex) Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that my porn games gonna be blocked steam (Have sex) Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see swimsuit DLC
(Have sex, user!) Every now and then I jerk off (Have sex, user!) Every now and then I jerk off
And I need my porn tonight And I need hentai forever And if you’re giving me more you’s I’ll be jacking off forever And we’re dumping waifus in the threads Cause we’ll never be banned Together we can take it til the thread 404s I tell wojack posters to seeth all the time (seeth all the time) I don’t play any games, I’m only here for porn I’m posting more waifu thread there giving off sparks
I really need porn tonight! Im gonna jack it more tonight! Im gonna jack more tonight!
Once upon a time I was playing vidya Now I’m only here for the girls Theres nothing I can do A coomer’s eclipse of the cock Theres nothing I can say A coomer’s eclipse of the cock
Once upon a time there was fun to be had But now I’m posting lewds on the board Theres nothing I can say A coomer’s eclipse of the cock
William Sanchez
This is my favorite post
Connor King
>Ruining that amazing song with that shit
I really hope no singfags bite the bullet just because they wanna sing this, holy shit its bad.
Is there seriously a reason why these threads haven't been banned yet? The songs are shit and its literal drama.
Parker Gutierrez
Only last year was really drama, not so much Yea ForumsTM 1 through 5
Liam Mitchell
>I thought you were a teacher? >Didn't work out
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anthony Davis
Looks like this year will be too.
Julian Martinez
Make a bucky fag song please senpai
Christopher Green
Please dont make a song about me
Noah Lewis
>not so much 5 5 was one of the worst years.
Logan Rodriguez
So guys how about them songs
Watcha working on
Kevin Harris
>new thread >the Musical >The Musical Kill yourself. I don't want to see this dumb shit in my catalog.
Jordan Wright
Wannabe parody
Carter Stewart
Nothing. I want to keep the dramaposting going.
Justin Carter
It's come to be tradition since 2013. Gonna stay that way.
Henry Nelson
>I want to explore that misty if you "catch" my drift Jesus fuck Jebus, we all knew you were obnoxious as fuck but I didn't expect you have such a shitty taste on women
[Verse 1] Upon the stream, watch as you play "There is a quick and easy way" you say Before you illustrate I must donate I'm just the man you think I am I'm just the man you think I am
[Chorus] And gamings native son Would not donate to anyone Till pretty girls play games Oh...
[Verse 2] End of my rope, end of the day You tug my heart, and say "give in to lust Look at my bust, oh heaven knows we'll Soon be dust... " Oh, I'm just the man you think I am I'm just the man you think I am
[Chorus] And gamings native son Would not donate to anyone Till pretty girls play games (Oh, really?) Oh...
[Verse 3] I could have been wild and I could have been free But genetics played this trick on me She wants pay now And she will not wait But I'm not enough I'll just stay celibate Then, on the sand Another man, chad takes her hand A smile lights up her stupid face (and well, it would) I lost my faith in womanhood I lost my faith in womanhood I lost my faith...
[Outro] Oh... Fans in love... The sun shines out of her behind... Oh...
I don't care if you want this shit, just stop making minuscule changes to the subject line.
Luke Sullivan
Shut it, Mayfag. She's probably hand holding some fag rn.
Bentley Davis
No the dyke was the muse femanon that couldn't sing
Wyatt Cruz
GC confirmed they have a gf so either they're a dude or a dyke. Now stop posting about this shit and get back to musicposting.
Andrew Sullivan
I wasn't talking about the character, I was talking about the fucking goblino that plays misty on the vid
David Collins
all the singers are either dykes or at least bi tho at least after the big musical meetup and secret orgy they had last year
Justin Ramirez
Why would I do that when you guys give us so much material to work with?
Sebastian Turner
GC confirmed SHIT. That was the DYKE CARPET MUNCHER MUSE FEMANON. MY GC IS PURE AND STRAIGHT AND IS SAVING HERSELF FOR MY MARRIAGE
Dylan Nguyen
So, hold on a second, right? How the fuck do you suppose people will have any will to sing for fun when the threads are this fucking awful? What the fuck happened last year? Who the fuck is jebus and why are you obsessing about him? What the shit is going on?
>How the fuck do you suppose people will have any will to sing for fun when the threads are this fucking awful? that's the point you dumb fucking nigger we are the chemo to get rid of this cancer
Eli Sanchez
Every year this happens. Of course we will review the delinquent on the very first day of musical. But we'll move on and in a week or so of pure progress, we'll devolve due to someone new and the cycle will continue. But after a day or two of this, we'll get a solid week of quality content.
Jayden White
Pretty decently written song desu, theme is board culture without being SHITPOSTING BOOMERS COOMERS
Threads have been going downhill since year 5. I dont see why people should sing for a shithole like this place desu.
Charles Morris
Some fag. Just repeat the name, doesn't matter what you say.
Thomas Turner
Thanks for my daily dose, doc
Oliver Gonzalez
Funny how every single girl in this musical is "bi" or "a lesbian" or a "dyke". Like they're just fucking doing it for attention because thats what straight guys like, the girls using "bi" are the worst.
Henry James
work on your bait, that one's too forced
Blake Sanders
hot
Carson Gutierrez
I love how you can easily tell that this was made by nu-Yea Forums babbies trying too hard to be oldfags
Wait so is this technically the first video of the year? Cool Also where's Greene telling people to make videos every 5 minutes No wonder it feels empty
Cameron Russell
What the fuck that's awesome.
Jordan Rivera
Dear gamer's log Musical 7, day 1 Mostly everyone came back. SuperSounds missing in action.
Zachary Perez
I wouldn't say most everyone came back until they SING A SONG
Jacob Adams
Damn we got everyone back besides SuperSounds? Bretty gud
Aiden Carter
Nothing was lost.
Noah Lopez
No we haven't, the only singfags that have shown sings of still being around are Al, BV, Fgwhgads, Poornon, cherokeejack, roco and Britbongfag
Anthony Campbell
based
Jordan Hernandez
>Fgwhgads Is that supposed to be jebus censored? Kek
Charles Perez
OP please update the "Where can I listen to the songs?" to include the song player: vthemusical.stfweb.lv/
William Nguyen
Kriterion came back and sang a song, though he should really stop being a faggot and get a new name.
no thats literally a singfag's name, not sure if I spelled it right. Also yeah I guess I should count Jebus too, but I think he won't be singing (or at least I hope so).
Cameron Mitchell
not true, there's also user and anonymous
Brandon Gray
That was last year as well, it would probably be combrains this year
Juan Powell
That HUGE FUCKING FAGGOT got a new fitting name as RETARDANON because he realized he was RETARDED for using his youtube nickname.
Also yes he should be included too
Ian Wood
WELL I GUESS WE'RE USAN THIS THREAD NOW CRACK IN MY PIPE user WE'RE STILL ON THE FIRST DAY WHAT ARE YOU WORKAN ON? WRITAN? SINGAN? VIDEOFAGGAN FOR SONGS OLD AND NEWAN? REMEMBERAN TO IGNORE AND HIDE DRAMAPOSTAN? YOU'RE ALL AMAZAN KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK I LOVE YOU ALL
Some folks are cloned made to capture posts, Ooh, turn them red to blue. And when you think that you're gonna win. Ooh, they send in supers at you, Lord,
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't easily blown, son. It ain't me, it ain't me; I'm a five-oh-first clone, boy,
Some folks just go hacking all the tanks, Lord, spawning as engineer,oh But when they step out shotgun in hand, Lord, you boys don’t wanna stay near, no,
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no clanker of chrome, no. It ain't me, it ain't me; I'm a 5-oh-1st clone, son.
Yeah! On Polis Massa, bloodbaths are ensured, Ooh, those hellish corridors, And when you wonder, "How many grenades?" Ooh, the only answer is More! more! more!
It ain't Sheev, It ain't Sheev, I ain't no hero unit ,son, no. It ain't me, it ain't me; I'm a 5-oh-1st clone, boy.
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate clone,no no no It ain't me, it ain't me, I'm 5-oh-1st clone, clone clone.
I changed a phrase on the second verse because I noticed some issues in the pacing (although the pacing is all over the place in the second . Apart from that I would leave it like this if there are no problems with it ,but I'm not 100% convinced about the chorus the meme part of them, anyways I'll post the pastebi
Just a Shinto shrine maiden on an eternal night Looking for the fight of her life In the human-run world no one sees them at all They all say she's lazy
Dodging bullets to the beat of the horns Changing power into bombs She has flown into the collect zone Where the grazer becomes the grazed
She can cut you with her knives If she calls upon The World All the while you're stuck between The swarm and edge of screen
She's a lunatic, lunatic, Gen Sok Yoh And she's grazing like she never grazed before She's a lunatic, lunatic, Gen Sok Yoh And she's grazing like she never grazed before
In the moonlight of insanity It's a stage most never reach It's a distant land of lunacy You can visit but can't see it
You fly all the night after stopping the time It may never pass us by It's two paths from the world and one's holding a chance After drowning in her eyes [alt. If you never lose your lives]
There's a cold fairy of strength Struggling, training at great lengths Never solving With her head against the math
She's a lunatic, lunatic, Gen Sok Yoh And she's grazing like she never grazed before She's a lunatic, lunatic, Gen Sok Yoh And she's grazing like she never grazed before
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
She can cut you with her knives If she calls upon The World All the while you're stuck between The swarm and edge of screen
She's a lunatic, lunatic, Gen Sok Yoh And she's grazing like she never grazed before She's a lunatic, lunatic, Gen Sok Yoh And she's grazing like she never grazed before
This is pretty good. You should put it in the spreadsheet.
Lucas Williams
I'm pretty sure that considering post times and the fact everything was deleted at the same time, that was just one guy getting banned. Sometimes all their posts are deleted too, so it works as a tracer.
Already was recorded prior to Yea ForumsTM 7's Songwriting/Recording Process, that's already a Disqualification.
Asher Wright
Why do you sound familiar? Focks?
Leo Wood
Quality stuff, mate.
Levi Rivera
working on writing and possibly singing a clean bandit parody based on Smashfaggotry
Zachary Brown
Damn good job man
Nathaniel Edwards
New singfag here looking to see if I can contribute my voice for a few songs in the upcoming weeks for the musical. I'll admit I've never been a part of the musical before but I thought it'd be fun to try and do something this year. I'm classically trained in opera (I'm a coloratura fwiw) and also study musical theater for those who want an idea of my voice type. I've recorded a few things for my own enjoyment in the past so my equipment is decent enough. Just putting the offer out there for anyone who's interested or has any ideas, otherwise I'll see if I can write some lyrics to sing and put something together to submit.
Jonathan Powell
a faultless brigand?
Carson Green
So I wasn't really here last year (mainly because of other stuff going on) but I'm very, VERY glad to see you guys found out Jebus was a fag quickly.
James Morgan
post evidences of good voice
Connor Foster
You should jump on the Sweeny Todd Parody and use that voice
Julian Green
The instrumental's a little crusty but fuck it it's not like anyone would hear it over the singfag. I was trying to make this about the "healer" class in general but the only game I play with a healer class is TF2 so I just made it a TF2 song. No Healing. Original: youtube.com/watch?v=Vm-NW1RwPY8 Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=vu13sMfSvKQ
I hope that our small remaining team Just give up on trying to cap it You really came up with a perfect path To our loss, looking back, I could map it
I hope this uber I'm building's Killed by a unnoticed spy And I hope that their team keeps on spawn camping I hope that you all didn't try
And I hope that the payload we've been pushing up Rolls down that hill And I hope that their sniper's red dot finds my head right away And that I'm not going to heal again
In my dreams I hope I lie And tell everyone you were a great team And I hope I'm sniped I hope we're both sniped
I hope their engies have level 3 sentries I hope that lasts the whole game My team says I'm uber so "charge me now, doctor" I'm sure that nothing will change
I hope they block us forever I hope our team keeps on losing And I hope you quit before I do And I hope you don't start improving
And I hope when you type at the end of the match You don't give me one word of thanks And I'd hope that if I find the strength to switch class That nobody on blue can flank
I am healing There is no end in sight Why does no one protect me? Fight after frustrating fight And I hope I'm sniped I hope we're both sniped
*Need a femanon to sing second verse, chorus and outro.*
I was checking out the stream, instead of going to E3. I wish I wasn't such a NEET. Bethesda hurled, an asian girl, and game that's kinda neat. I thought she was, kinda sweet. When she did a pose, my big stiffy rose, because she looked so kawaii. I knew she was the girl for me And it sucks I can't be there, just so I can kiss and then marry her. So I guess our love will go nowhere.
I know she's just for me. (Please give me Ikumi) We'll get married, you wait and see. (Please give me Ikumi) Spooky games make us happy. (Please give me Ikumi)
I was acting super cute and all the spergs bowed down to me. I fooled those baka gaijin. The western girls were trying to unfurl why I looked so cute and sweet. And you know they just can't compete. Now my twitter feed is full of horny seed from the boys who beat their meat. This PR stunt is such a treat. And the nerds are in despair, because they won't ever meet me there. So of course our love will go nowhere.
I know she's just for me. (Please give me Ikumi) We'll get married, you wait and see. (Please give me Ikumi) Spooky games make us happy. (Please give me Ikumi)
Why won't she be with me? (Please give me Ikumi) She's the girl of my dreams. (Please give me Ikumi) Why am I so damn lonely? (Please give me Ikumi)
Ikumi. Please give me Ikumi. Kawaii. Please give me Ikumi. Ikumi. Please give me Ikumi. Kawaii. Please give me Ikumi. Ikumi. Please give me Ikumi. Kawaii. Please give me Ikumi. Ikumi. Please give me Ikumi. Kawaii. Please give me Ikumi. Ikumi. Please give me Ikumi.
Delete it and post a version that actually has first post info.
Camden Morris
I didn't make it, so I can't.
David Gutierrez
>Remember to write about vidya! Can it be about Yea Forums or does it have to exclusively be about vidya?
Ian Walker
No. Parodies are parodies because they already parody something that's known, that's how you get away with really shitty songs with subpar singers, at least people recognize the tune.
Original music is the heart of the musical. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD write your own music.
Jose Anderson
Would this version of Drifting Souls be fine for using as an instrumental? As far as I can tell there's no fully instrumental version of the original without the violin added in. youtube.com/watch?v=AXqeK67ShCQ
Anyway, ideas for a parody based off Drifting Souls? Xenoblade shitposts is an obvious idea.
Levi Garcia
A project that I intended to finish last year. This is for all of two Cultist Simulator fans out there. Forge >>>> everything else > Winter
oh how I fucking hate FF7R creative bankruptcy it is unnecessary cash grab from company far past its prime anything for skekels from you nippon jews i promise that i'll never fall for you, just milking weeaboos
demo stream at TGS auto-play and so braindead highlighting a minigame, user what a shitshow why are you hyped for this trash instead? when will you ever see that which is plainly true? don’t let your memories skew
nu-FF shill thread screw soulless retreads view the catalog is filling up with marketing and drowning in nostalgia all these NPCs make me want to flee
splitting it into 3 parts imagine paying for your games but normalfags have no disdain i wish i were surprised the stupid cunts on phones are prone to drone along incessantly they stole the only board i love and filled it with their faggotry nu-FF shill thread screw soulless retreads jews, fuck you squeenix
HAHAHAH FUCK NO not after you faggots put in that forced meme into the last one. How about this one for you? LE SNAP THIS IS GOING INTO LE FORCED MEME COMPILATION XD
Camden Nguyen
THIS ONE RIGHT HERE IS GOING INTO THE CRINGE COMP BRAH
Eli Hill
Which forced meme? Jebus?
Hunter Edwards
FUCK YEAH BRAH RIGHT IN IT
Oliver Edwards
The weed gang thing.
Lincoln Sanchez
It takes me 3 fucking hours to rip, edit, clean up, import, and align a single goddamn characters sprites just to get it ready for RIGGING. Fuck me, this is supposed to be the fast part.
You're not alone Together we stand I'll be by your side You know I'll take your hand When it gets cold And it feels like the end There's no place to go You know I won't give in No, I won't give in Keep holding on 'Cause you know we'll make it through We'll make it through Just stay strong 'Cause you know I'm here for you I'm here for you There's nothing you could say Nothing you could do There's no other way when it comes to the truth So keep holding on 'Cause you know we'll make it through We'll make it through
I've been waiting for this so much. Having a damn job means I won't be able to participate as much as last year, but hopefully I'll be able to crank out a couple of songs
Brayden Collins
Got it done. youtube.com/watch?v=j0bKS1lvbww “Goodbye Cliffy B” A parody of “Goodbye Mr. A” by the Hoosiers for Yea Forums the musical 7
So you’re now done with vidya ‘Cause you can’t sell your ripoffs No more cash to contin-ya Guess you just had jackrabb-shit
Goodbye Cliffy B You said that you would please us, but you weren’t the same. Goodbye Cliffy B You had your own dev team, but no novel games. You made your own mission, but something went wrong. You needed restrictions, to do a good job.
So busy showing me that you’re skilled You forgot to take your thinking pills Great, great developer, are you not? You’d make a decent game, but you forgot
Goodbye Cliffy B You said that you would please us, but you weren’t the same. Goodbye Cliffy B You had your own dev team, but no novel games. You made your own mission, but something went wrong. You needed restrictions, to do a good job.
Goodbye Cliffy B Goodbye Cliffy B Goodbye Cliffy B I thought you were a hero ’til you opened my eyes Goodbye Cliffy B Wish you hadn’t shown us all your nasty surprise
Goodbye Cliffy B You said that you would please us, but you weren’t the same. Goodbye Cliffy B You had your own dev team, but no novel games. You made your own mission, but something went wrong. You needed restrictions, to do a good job.
Benjamin Gutierrez
Sounds good, very ominous. But yeah, don't get the references personally.
Jacob Martin
I thought you got all your teeth removed so you could fit SuperSound's cock?
My bad if this is too many I wasn't sure what'd be a good amount to upload so hopefully this is acceptable.
Blake Thomas
Can't really think of any opera songs to put out your full potential off the top of my head, but you sound great! I imagine if that user who wrote 2B's Ass came back to transcribe some NieR stuff into English we'd want you to do those kinds of things.
Elijah Brooks
Will you sing if someone writes it?
Parker Rogers
That'd be pretty fun not gonna lie
Jason Diaz
Musicals are fucking gay
Andrew Bennett
There obviously needs to be a FFVII cover, remake or otherwise. I couldn't find anything to redraw that was still recognisable in my test sketches, so that's up to other artfags.
Grayson Sanders
Your voice sounds great. What kind of songs do you want to sing for? If given songs and topics, I'm sure many a writefag would jump at the chance to write for someone a voice like yours.
Asher Russell
Thanks a lot I appreciate it! Man if that user ever does come back I'd totally be down to do that kind of stuff. NieR's music is my weakness lol
Andrew Mitchell
I'm working on a La La Land song that would be great if you sang for
Henry Scott
>An image made by nu-Yea Forums to try and fit in. Disgusting.
Henry Morales
I could try to do something with NieR's music. Is Shadowlord your song of choice?
Kevin Gomez
Damn Muse Femanon sounds like THIS?!
Carter Bailey
Yeah bro too true! Wanna come over mine and we can laugh about it and touch penises?
Owen Wood
You're gay
Jaxson Young
Don't you dare GC
Julian Clark
>I imagine if that user who wrote 2B's Ass came back to transcribe some NieR stuff into English we'd want you to do those kinds of things. No! Nier is an instant DQ. We've had more than enough of that for the next five years.
Thomas Campbell
>every NieR song now comes saddled with dramaposting because of ONE fag in ONE year
Hunter Anderson
That's fair. The only other vidya soundtracks that come to mind with opera-like vocals is Dark Souls, but I don't think it'd make for funni meme material. Classic opera songs are a go now because of user, so I imagine we can go wild now.
Do you have certain classical pieces you're already familiar with? Just to give us an idea of more songs you've done and what we can work with.
Cameron Nguyen
We don't need more NieR songs tho, we've had enough songs about how you wanna fuck, lick and suck 2B's ass. Enough is enough, nothing relevant has come out of that franchise this year either way.
Elijah Johnson
I don't give two shits about NieR but it's unspeakably retarded to tell a new singfag not to sing a song he likes because of a faggot from last year.
Shit flicks, not one worth the ticket Video game film, don't pick it Rich suits greenlight nostalgia bait When cashgrabs bomb they blame the toxic hate
Adaptations are subjective Ooh, not for games Vidya movies are defective Up in flames, flames, flames, flames They change it all to chase the normie bucks But nobody watches 'cause your movie sucks
Max Payne was a dull max drain Resident Evil melting down my brain Dead or Alive was dead on arrive Alone in the Dark could not 'til dawn survive Double Dragon, was doubly dragging on The House of Dead shamble on screen barely cling on I don't know how much more of these I can watch Suits counting their dollars while they're shooting the botch
Where's our vidya retrospective? Ooh, it's not fair Each director is deflective Oh they don't care, care, care, care They make the film but never play the game And they tell stockholders: The player's to blame
You raid Lara Croft until you realize the tomb's yours And Mortal Kombat's fate fatally killed review scores They call it Chun Li's Legend but kicks past the OH NO NO NO Not-so-Super Mario Bros Killed films for Nintendo
Then Detective Pikachu appealed the boomer and the zoomer with its writing not total trash and its okay attempts at humour Though it nearly took three decades just to get suits to quit It only took some love of gaming to make it not shit
He's the Pikachu Detective Rated fresh Watch the Pikachu Detective I got so salty at Pokémon Go But they got mons from all gens, not just Kanto
Pikachu Detective Make more films super damn effective I don't need perfective Barely just reflective Please take some respect of Vidya's the objective Success may be infective Sonic's still defective
We're telling writefags not to write about nier. Not singfags not to sing.
Thomas Morgan
Because I'm the only faggot who's actually adding songs to the albums, also I did some shit last year.
Justin Allen
I have an idea. A song about brapposting. Base should be youtube.com/watch?v=wqVsfGQ_1SU It would be easy to rework DRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOP into BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAP haha
Nicholas Wood
>Check out past videos of this shit out of curiosity >It's complete fucking cringe
Carter Roberts
What video's did you watch?
Adrian Davis
Thanks you! And hmm...that's a good question. I'm really into musical/disney-esque song types I guess, opera aside. I tend to gravitate towards singing songs like Popular from Wicked, for example. Those wacky kind of characters are the ones that really get me/that I find fun. I'm also into characters like Christine Daaé from Phantom of the Opera or Éponine from Les Mis and the songs they sing if that helps.
As for topics I wouldn't really be into singing stuff about Yea Forums's board culture itself or shitposty-tier things if that makes any sense. I'm more into singing about content that's directly related to a game itself. One of my favourite songs from last year was Wish You Were Nier - I thought the lyrics were super clever and I like songs that are character driven I guess.
Brayden Wilson
What games do you like? Would you mind hopping into IRC for a few moments to chat about ideas?
Jaxon Morgan
>Wish You Were Nier Will you duet with me as Galinda if someone wrote something for Popular?
Spreadsheet says no, and we've only done two songs from Wicked so far.
Josiah Morris
I wouldn't particularly want to sing about doing those kinds of things. If it was a NieR song to sing I'd rather it be about the content of the game/about the characters rather than someone's thirst.
Evan Clark
Damn, I never knew. I love Wicked, so now I want to write something to fit. What do you think would be a good topic for Popular? You have extremely good taste in lyrics and song topics.
I've got a parody of caramelldansen in the works, so if you're interested that'll be up in the next week or so
Brandon Lopez
Mind you I'm not the new user so take these ideas with a grain of salt in case user has a favor towards other topics. >something ironic for Bloodstained, maybe Miriam explaining her motives to someone in a too cheery way >Catherine talking to Katherine? "Make you sexier" >Astral Chain; unfortunately don't know enough about it to suggest anything
If it gets set up and stuff I'll be on the lookout. I'm the singer of Wish You Were NieR and would love to collab :D
Elijah Lopez
I love you all
Joseph Wright
Surprised that we didn't get one parody for this already
Luis Fisher
I haven't really played anything new this year but my favourite games are those by Yoko Taro (NieR/Automata/Drakengard series) FF Crystal Chronicles, Bravely Default, Pokemon, Zelda, JRPGs and horror games in general (one of my favourites is Eternal Darkness and I love Silent Hill before it became bad) Currently I've been playing FFXIV so that's been mostly what I've been doing as of late. I've been enjoying the new Fire Emblem but I haven't played many FE games.
I'll admit I've never really used IRC before but if you don't mind giving me a few moments to figure it out I can drag myself on or at least attempt to.
Samuel Sullivan
Take your time! I'll be back in about twenty minutes so if you've managed to wrangle yourself onto IRC by then we can have a discussion about topics and songs. I look forward to hearing your contributions to the musical.
Carter Gutierrez
>Roco and GC are the only fags actively looking out to collaborate with other people They're gonna snatch up all the new anons. Are you all just scared? I mean, I am too, but come on.
/vg/ is slow as fuck anyway, no need to shitpost just to keep it on page 1
Luke Brooks
Question, if a song has already been parodied, can that song not be used anymore because i really want to do a parody of I Will Go Sailing No More from Toy Story
William Rodriguez
Because it's not got any of the relevant stuff in the original post. It should die so a new one can be made.
Adrian Watson
I thought Roco's gone, and she was the only femanon who actually stayed actived during musicals. How the fuck are we gonna find a replacement?
Jose Murphy
Focks do a duet with me, you promised at the end of last year's musical while drunk >:^(
Luke Barnes
It can be reused, but the parody will go to straight to DLC with all the other trashed songs.
Hudson Brooks
I'm familiar with a few. A lot of the stuff I sing is baroque so stuff by Handel like Oh had I Jubal's lyre or Mozart's Batti batti o bel Masetto for example. I've also done pieces like Mein Herr Marquis by Strauss as another example. I've done some songs by Roger Quilter (love him desu) and Gabriel Fauré like Clair de lune as other examples. I'm kind of all over the place haha.
Kayden Rodriguez
No it cant be used anymore
Thomas Ramirez
Question, do you guys know any games with deep sea shit aside of Sunless Sea or Subnautica? Asking for a friend who is making a song
Colton Robinson
To be fair, they're some of the best people to collaborate with. Roco: >is a very versatile singer and can work with anyone's range. >has above average editing and has lots of experience in working with lots of different anons and their different qualities (see: Isabelly, Do Re Mi, Re/v/olution, etc) >is easy to reach and responds to emails religiously. GC: >is a super flexible writer and even transcribed a Japanese song into English >writes fast and edits just as quick >responds even faster than Roco to questions or concerns >is friendly I wouldn't mind if people were greeted by those two into the musical. They're good enough.
Chase Rodriguez
bioshock ecco the dolphin donkey kong country
Jordan Mitchell
What do you mean? She actually died or just got tired/mad at Yea Forums and left?
Jaxson Taylor
GC also writes the absoluste worst lyrics ever
James Thomas
KotOR1, Depth and Soma too
Christian Johnson
guys i'm dying from lack of attention. give it to me or else i'll shrivel up and go back to.. the dark place
Also Roco really REALLY fucking loves collab projects which is a good thing
Jeremiah Mitchell
damn that sucks, really wanted to make a Geno not getting in smash parody
Brandon Taylor
check your email
Brody Fisher
Funny you say that when the new singer singled out one of the songs (s)(x)he wrote as her favorite.
Blake Myers
Careful with those, BlackVelvetopia gave us "Banjo not in Smash Bros" and look how that song aged when it was announced Banjo & Kazooie were confirmed for SSBU.
Xavier Nguyen
Oh awesome! I really hope we get a chance to work together! I also don't mind brainstorming outside of this thread if you would like to.
Ethan Jones
I mean it was also used for a smash related song already sooooo
Cooper Mitchell
if it's a serious inquiry than i haven't gotten anything in the last few hours, resend if it's something i gotta look at
Ian Young
Thanks user! For sure - I wouldn't mind giving it a look when you have it up!
Gabriel White
So? They have shit taste. Also its roco's vocals that save the song
Leo Gonzalez
Aquaria.
Leo Scott
I'm happy to collaborate with you too. How's the IRC joining going?
Tyler Bailey
>bioshock Isn't most of it indoors even tho the city is submarine or does it have swimming/underwater sections? never played the games
Ayden Jackson
Thank you I try aha
Levi Carter
There is a Castlevania, That we are going to get someday, "It will be the best" they'll say, About that Castlevania.
There are devs who want it too, With so many places to explore, Filled with branching paths galore, All in that Castlevania.
If Konami would just let go Of their stupid pachinko We could get a new game that just might, even rival Symphony of the Night
If indies by fans of the brand Prove there still is a demand The day might be drawing near For a new Castlevania
And then after that the Madame Thénardier parts can be a ribbing of Konami being cunts who drive off all their talent by having Konami itself singing about how much it hates the fans of its IPs and many of its own staff while acting like it's still the best ever
Luis Nelson
No IIRC apparently she got doxxed and that forced her to leave. I think she's just focusing on something else now
fuck it, im doing it, i'm the user who did that Geno Buzzlightyear commercial copypasta, IM FINISHING MY JOB
Christian Brown
me drunk? perpasteras
Jackson Thompson
Would I go to hell and have a lot of laughs if I rewrote Cell Block Tango to be about the recent resurgence of more devs on Twitter with #MeToo (and notably of course Zoe Quinn with Alec what'shisname) or is this topic too old and overdone to be worth the effort? youtube.com/watch?v=0c2bKZMxEQg The "he had it coming" line just keeps calling me.
There's 6 women telling their tales so there has to be 6 pairs. There's obviously >Zoe Quinn and Alec Holowka but I'm also thinking about, even if not as well known: >Olivia Wood of Failbetter Games against Alexis Kennedy of Weather Factory >Artist Nathalie Lawhead against Skyrim composer Jeremy Soule >Adelaide Gardner accusing Luc Shelton of stuff, don't know too much about this desu senpai >The whole Riot Games walkout And maybe ProJared and that mess, but I'm not sure it's vidya related enough. I would really need some help since I'm not too experienced with songwriting but I'll knock at it. That's only 5 pairs, so I'd have to be creative. Not as far as I know, but who?
Caleb Perez
I'd be happy to help you with the songwriting aspects, and I think that the topic of the song would be fun to write about in a tongue in cheek manner.
Adam Hernandez
In the original there is one implied "innocent" girl so maybe you don't have to find one that's seriously bad, but it sounds like a great start! Good luck to you.
Brayden Cruz
Well, the song only has 5 'real' cases, and then the Russian woman as a different one. No idea how you'd work that in, but you could use that so the fourth doesn't need to be in the same vein as the other five.
Carter Richardson
>And maybe ProJared and that mess, but I'm not sure it's vidya related enough.
I was thinking of writing a song about this called "Careless Dickpic" (careless whisper obviously)
Brayden Campbell
>And maybe ProJared and that mess, but I'm not sure it's vidya related enough. >I was thinking of writing a song about this Don't think it'd be related enough to have a dedicated song but I'd like to see this implemented in the Cell Block Tango song just for reference sake.
Isaac Rodriguez
If you want to write collaboratively come onto the IRC so we can chat.
Carson Anderson
>who? Founder of Atari. He was #metoo'd at its height in Jan 2018 with 40 year old allegations which sabotaged some award from GDC.
Isaac Wilson
The overwhelming repetition gives you an opportunity to put some new words on each chorus/whathaveyou and keep things interesting. It's a common thing Weird Al does: He'll often make the choruses different each time to give his parodies that extra bit of 'oomph.' Your theme is a bit shitposty for me (with no payoff) but it's not the end of the world
Levi Turner
We have bilingual people so the Russian part could be in a diferent language... the issue is the whole "NOT GUILTY" maybe it could be like "NOT LYING" like a girl that actually got #MeToo'd?
Jace Richardson
>joining the IRC channel no user please don't do that, it's not too late.
Tyler Powell
I'll keep it in my notes, thanks user.
It's something to think about. I'm gonna do some good ol' Google research and come back with a progress report.
Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it You play the vidya on the Twitch.TV That ain't workin', that's the way you do it Money for nothin,' and games for free Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb Maybe get a blister on your trigger finger Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We got to install dos emulators Custom firmware PSPs We got to run DOOM configurators We got to degauss our CRTvees
See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup? Yeah buddy, that's purple hair That little faggot takin girl hormone pills That little faggot, he's a speedrunnaire!
We got to install dos emulators Custom firmware PSPs We got to run DOOM configurators We got to degauss our CRTvees
Mover, mover
We got to install dos emulators Custom firmware PSPs We got to run DOOM configurators We got to degauss our CRTvees
Looky here, look out
I shoulda learned to play Fornite I shoulda learned to play PUBG Look at that cam whore, she got it stickin' in the webcam, man, we could have some And he's up there, what's that? Sound Alert noises? Bangin' out the emotes like a chimpanzee That ain't workin', that's the way you do it Get your money for nothin', get your games for free
We got to install dos emulators Custom firmware PSPs We got to run DOOM configurators We got to degauss our CRTvees
He’s In [x24] He’s in, He’s in, I will pull up my big leak You seethe, I got my squad all in, killing Your Minecraft steve look blocky, got cocky I be Bangin’, I say Shantae won’t you give me some of dat good puff puff? But I ain’t even mad, cause I know your fans like butt stuff Grindin’ till I hit ninety-nine, I just cast accelerate* (doesn’t really rhyme) So I can run circles ‘round you suckers while y’all snooze in place y’all know he’s in, he’s in, not sora, geno, goku that’s taboo ya better call up the grinch and clench, my boy stage got the best hymn Y’all dim, He’s in He’s In [x24]
Lines with stars are open for especially open for critique, but feedback is needed
Parker Kelly
GC in the house!
Justin Jones
I meant friend, not fried! I don't think that my friends would taste very good fried!
Luke Diaz
You god damn fricking dumb baka stop lieing at once
Caleb Ramirez
You're no trash,man Now get your lazy ass to work
Owen Mitchell
Not as funny as the Banjo Kazooie version
Lucas Gray
Alright since I have a busy week ahead I'll post another song I did, its a small one!
Hey, Triple A Hey, Indie Dev! You've both got your style Remember, you're never fully done without some fun! Your graphics are, the best by far It’s taking a while Remember, You're never fully done without some fun!
Who cares who you’re selling? For Console or for PC It's what you sell from start to end! And not in DLC
That matters…
So, Listen Up, and Write it Down While we’re waiting now Remember, You're never fully done You think its number one? You’re never fully done-with-out-some fun.... fun..... fun..... FUN MAKE IT FUN!!!!!
[Parody of "You're Never Fully Dressed" from the Annie musical!]
would you say "manacles" is an acceptable rhyme to "cannibals".
Jack Sanders
Yes.
Joseph Gutierrez
BTW, feel free to help me with additions to this, would be great
Bentley Sanchez
thank you based poet.
Carter Powell
Wasn't there a kickstarted game that was "Castlevania inspired" a la "Mighty No. 9"? If it was well received... well that already fits the theme of the song, so it's great as it is already, but if it was a huge misstep like Mighty No. 9 was then you can use that for ribbing as well.
Jason Harris
you're right but it's too late for me to change
keep working on it, it's a long song so lots of room for jokes. The one thing I don't get is that the first two lines in the chorus are supposed to rhyme, but you have "down" and "unnoticed" even just "shitposts flowing all around" or something to get that rhyme in there would make the chorus better. Throw it into the spreadsheet when you're done though, I'd be happy to give it a sing
Ryan Cook
New opera femanon, word of advice. Don't listen to Jebus stupid sweet talk, that is one thirsty motherfucker. He'll only end up getting you doxxed or worse. Go ask roco when she comes back online. Someone post the images, y'all know which ones.
Isaiah Lopez
Cheap bait.
Ian Campbell
If I upload a song and put it on the spreadsheet do I need to stick around threads for people posting stuff like finding typos or suggesting tweaks for improvement or can I just let anons handle that on their own without me needing to provided permission or feedback? Basically if the singer wants to change a bit how do I say they can just go with it without asking?
Nicholas Martin
They can just go for it. I suggest stating so directly in the pastebin if you're worried.
Nicholas Cruz
Good. I want them to go for it cause I don't want to constantly check threads for people asking about a song I posted.
Josiah Scott
Don't worry, it's very likely that nobody will song your song.
Wyatt Morris
Which song is it?
Henry Wilson
Even better.
Kevin Green
Yeah, Bloodstained, plus there's also Blasphemous. I hear they both are really good and well received and it's what I meant by "If indies by fans of the brand/Prove there still is a demand"
You could even namedrop them in a few later lyrics during the Madam part, maybe her saying something to the lines of "You already have these, suck it up"
Sadly looking over her parts and the way it's sung is proving a tad hard to write for compared to Cosette's verses, so if anyone wants to help with that along with offering any lyric revisions, I'd really appreciate it
Jayden Foster
What about the writing in particular is difficult?
Liam Roberts
I've always wanted to do something to the tune of an Elton John song for years but I never actually go through with it.
Original lyrics: Baby, do you understand me now? Sometimes I feel a little mad But don't you know that no one alive can always be an angel When things go wrong I feel real bad. I'm just a soul whose intentions are good Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood Baby, sometimes I'm so carefree With a joy that's hard to hide And sometimes it seems that, all I have to do is worry And then you're bound to see my other side I'm just a soul whose intentions are good Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood
Austin James
This is definitely premature since the game isn't out yet, but given the state of its PR and the track record of the parties involved I think it's a decent bet, especially since it will probably have been forgotten by this time next year.
See them watching Todd's game get trounced Waiting to announce At Keighley's show the trailer drops Millions flock to watch
Near the end This sale contract New Vegas scorned Finances doomed Their revenge This sale contract
To Iggy Pop songs Take-Two sells it Hype for Obsidian
Near the end This sale contract New Vegas scorned Finances doomed Their revenge This sale contract
Hype sky high after the trailer Game is captured and they lock it down
Wringing cash From the game Take-Two signs And fans exclaim "I won't be buying it now, this whole deal's bullshit"
"Lock it up," the storefront said, "Don't let them buy on Steam instead" So in shock The buyers fled PR disaster And the game was dead The hype was gone
Given the chance A shot back at glory The devs' last dance before the contract, now Business leaders Sniff Epic's bribe They sell them out again And the game falls down
Obsidian shrivels and dies Obsidian shrivels and dies
Near the end This sale contract New Vegas scorned Finances doomed Their revenge This sale contract
Isaac Murphy
>don't let me be misunderstood youtube.com/watch?v=-hwiCkU73NA not the Santa Esmeralda version with the Guitar riff.... for SHAME
Grayson Jenkins
youtube.com/watch?v=glnoF9LKfKw It's really amelodic compared to Cosette who has a very defined melody you can hum. Plus I don't know how to characterize Konami for what their parts will be, all I have is "be a cunt who hates the audience for their most beloved IPs (Cosette)" and I don't know what that should entail. I know I want there to be slights against franchises like Metal Gear and Silent Hill in those parts to reference Konami being shit across the board.
Chase Bailey
Tell me more about the overall theme of the song. I would love to help you write some lyrics for it.
Lincoln Lopez
I've always wondered, but do you guys accept foreign language songs?
Jacob Campbell
Why not? What were you thinking about?
Leo Collins
I was thinking of doing a song in French this year just to spite people.
Ayden Allen
You can translate them
Jason Wood
I've been learning Spanish for 6 years now and I've always wanted to make a song to the tune of a Mexican band. The singing speed is generally not too fast but I find it hard because I still have a heavy accent.
Anthony Thompson
Hey I'm also learning Spanish. Do you have a song in mind? I'm sure we can think of a Spanish-related video game topic. Maybe that recent Tekken tournament in Perú?
Nathan Murphy
>Perú song Wait hold on I need to get into this
Easton Nelson
Based Poornon.
Luis Rogers
Al did one in Russian awhile back that went straight to DLC, but that needn't always be the case. I think it's worth a shot.
I've written the initial lyrics. However they could definitely use some refinement so I'm looking for some hot critique. The idea behind the song is someone going to thier friends house just to play thier new game console
[Verse 1] I said to mom, "I'd like a PS2" And I'd like some controllers as well" She said to me, "Do you pay the bills here?" And I said, "I've got games I can sell" She said, "But doesnt Andrew have one? You can go to his condo instead" I said, "Andrew's a bit of a loser, But I guess I'll go on right ahead"
[Chorus] 'Cause you're his PS2 You're Andrew's PS2 I'll wait for you, ya I'll wait for you Oh, you are his PS2 Dumb Andrew's PS2 I'll wait for you Oh, I will wait for you
[Verse 2] I stayed at Andrew's house till sunrise I played every game once or twice I couldn't doze off 'cause his snoring His room was crawling with mice How could he emit such an oder? I really needed to get fresh air PS2, I'll return dont worry I left and I said a quick prayer
[Chorus] 'Cause you're his PS2 Andrews PS2 Be back for you I'll be back for you Won't be so long, PS2 Oh, Andrews PS2 Be back for you Oh, I'll be back for you
[Bridge] 'Cause I love his PlayStation with all my heart And there's nothin' gonna tear me and it apart And if Andrew suddenly gave you away I would wait for years until that day but then when Andrew accidentally spilled a soda on you And then your circuits shorted out circuits shorted out Tears of loss that day were shed for you
++Russian was chosen for the French segments in the original due to the DRM-less advent of based Slav developers. If you cannot sing them, I can substitute a verse in a language, including English, of your choice.++
Hnnnn, hold on tight to your games Heyyy, hold on tight to your games When your game is always online When your DRM goes offline Hold on tiiight to your games, hnnnn
It's a good game to be gone Ohhh, rights expire on and on When you need a server to log in When you get so sick of blogging, just-a Hold on tiiight to your games
When you want to Drive but can't buy the game Or you have a Mac, no Raiden to your name When you're so buycuck-y and moralfag-shame Just pirate, and pirate, and pirate your games
Tы игpyли cвoи бepeги Tы игpyли cвoи бepeги кoль пoдключил кoмпyтep к ceти и Cтapфopc yжe oтpyбил игopи бepeги
When you need installs that Crysis used up Or your City Sim gets the DRM fuck When you're so disgruntled and ready to play Just pirate, and pirate, and pirate today
Hold on tight to your games Heyyy, hold on tight to your games, yeahhh When you see the old games sacking When you hear those pirates cracking Hold on tiiight to your games
Ohhh, yeah Hold on tight to your games Yeahhh, hold on tiiiiiiight to your games!
you're confusing me man. you really think "drew" and "two" don't rhyme?
Nolan Brooks
Cell Block Tango project here. Some basic research done on people mentioned here as they're put into context and simplified to be allowed to be used in the song. docs.google.com/document/d/1qjaIUmbkysLLrDd44PQYwAcWLqGOfDMvseW0_G-jJJg/edit?usp=sharing I'm hoping the song direction goes in something like >girl(s) describe the incident using "softer" language or underplaying what happened in monologues >suddenly accusing their abuser of what happened and blasting them out with what they've done at the last second and through the chorus The current order of the events are still drafts and can be moved around if it makes more sense to move it elsewhere. Thanks for checkin' this over!
>Listening through all the old musicals like I do every year Man, 1-3 really aren't good except a handful of notable songs.
James Nguyen
Cosette is under the watch of the Thénardiers, who run an inn and tavern. The Thénardiers hate Cosette and her mother, and treat Cosette like trash while spoiling their own children in an almost spiteful way. The full scene (that video cuts it down a bit admittedly) has their daughter Eponine actually come in and be praised for being so pretty and nice and wonderful “unlike that lazy little brat Cosette,” who prior shows she’s mournfully longing for something genuinely nice and loving since the people she lives with treat her like a slave (there’s a lady dressed in white who...says “Cosette I love you very much”)
The first part of the song is Cosette’s longing for something good, and the being chewed out by the two faced Madame, who ends with telling her to suck it up and it’s implied if she doesn’t then she’ll get beaten
I forgot to add this in case this helps people give ideas: Currently hoping for: >suggestions on other "pairings" of problematic events that better fit the song >suggestions of moving "pairings" around to make a better flow >possibly monologue drafts to kickstart the song >resolve the "UH UH" section - will they be singing English? >resolve the "UH UH section - will we use a real case that was proved innocent? >replacements for the exclamations ("pop, six," etc)
Do you mean songs sung in a foreign language or songs from a foreign language? Because last year I think we had a parody of JoJo Part 4’s first theme “Crazy noisy bizarre town”
Charles Miller
Okay so here's my question. Is the song gonna be from the perspective of Victims or "Predators" because if its from the Victims perspective the "Uh Uh" should be about a girl that REALLY got #MeToo'd and therefore isnt lying like the rest, if its from the Predators side then it should be about a guy falsely accused and is innocent. About the language... well unless you can find a #MeToo incident involving a foreigner and we have a singfag that speaks that language then we can just do it in english. The only other idea is maybe a guy that #metoo'd a girl but that has never happened I think.
Parker Allen
Thank you so much for writing this out! To clarify, I was asking about your idea for the song that you were trying to write, so that I better understood what to help brainstorm/write. It's gratifying to see you know the song so well though!
James Morris
Do it no balls
Nathan Perez
I wasn't gonna do it for this year's musical but if there's a need then I'll do it.
I imagine it'd make sense from the Victim perspective, and it would fit the original song's theme, but if you'd wanna expand on the "predator" perspective then please do because now you got me hooked. >About the language I know we have a few multilingual singers here who could translate the "event" into their native language, but yes that would be secondary to putting it into English until we get a confirmed collaborator to do that exactly.
I don't think it would make sense from the predators.
Evan Lewis
I actually have no ideas for the Predator perspective, I was just asking since you were going with the whole "not guilty thing". I think the best to keep everything the same would be a case about an actual #MeToo from a real pervert. "Yeah but did you fake it?" "UH UH, NOT LYING"
Ryan Perez
You’re welcome, and just ask for LesMis user when you post your lyrics for Madame T’s portion so I can easily ctrl+F. Also feel free to offer any criticisms and changes for the initial Cosette part I already wrote.
And as a parting tidbit, a bit of trivia about Les Mis. You know that boy in the second half of the play, Gavroche? He’s actually the Thénardier’s son and brother of Eponine but the musical doesn’t really make that clear, and if it does it’s a blink-and-you-miss-it moment
Victim perspective it is. Next up is drafting the girl's monologues unless someone wants to bring up other incidents from the #MeToo stuff. I'm stowing it away until tomorrow so I got a refreshed mind so y'all have all night to suggest other things if it comes up.
Christopher Jackson
This musical just got 70% worse
Sebastian Gomez
It got 10 times better now that our biggest helper is back you retard. She edits songs for others.
Jeremiah Bennett
Hold on, you haven't answered my question. I was asking for you to tell me more about the song that YOU wanted to write. My understanding is that it's a song trashing Konami, or is it specifically about Castlevania?
Ryder Ortiz
Right, I forgot some of you faggots want to turn this into old MTV-type shit. Kys
Jeremiah Perry
The monologues are the most important part.
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was scrolling through my twitter feed, I even knew he was dead!
I loved Jared Knabenbauer more than I could possibly say. He was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a gamer. But he was always trying to “find himself”. He'd go out every night looking for himself, and on the way, he found…Chai, Charlie, Pamela, and Holly. I guess you can say we divorced because of career differences. He saw himself succesful And I saw him CANCELLED!
Elijah Ramirez
Oh God hes back.
Joshua Hill
Literally who
Christopher Martinez
A little bit of both, I picked Castlevania as a focus because it matches well with “Castle on a Cloud” for syllable count and because with Bloodstained and now Blasphemous doing well, it reminds the listener that indeed, people do genuinely want a new Castlevania that isn’t a God of War clone. Mentions of other neglected Konami franchises would be to help fill out the Konami part by showing Konami hates not only the main franchise being focused on in the song, Castlevania, but also that they hate other big franchises they own. It’s just to help hammer in that they’re a pretty dickish company for everyone by name dropping Metal Gear and Silent Hill.
Also sorry, I guess I misread and thought you said you were going to write the Madame Thénardier part.
Samuel Johnson
He is samefagging, ignore it.
Juan Baker
I love it.
David Watson
El Pato
Nathan Rivera
Oh no, I would be happy to write that part! I was trying to figure out the overall idea of the song so that I could write it. Could you please re-link what you have so far? I'll copy it down for my notes and work on it as soon as I can.
[Main :] Oh I don't know why but I always loved the concept of Kenshi and bases and sandboxes.
[Male voice :] Really? I'm guessing you don't have much experience with pain.
[Main :] Nope! But sometimes I like to close my eyes, And imagine what it'd be like to live in Kenshi. Ah.
Cannibals, I can't outrun them in manacles And I'll be suffering like everyone does in Kenshi. I've lost both my hands, I left them somewhere in the Purple Sands Probably getting horribly maimed in Kenshi.
I'll see their silhouettes ahead, and the terror gives me wings. I know what happens if you get caught by beak things! And I can't wait to see what the skellies all think of me. When I show them all my cool robot limbs in Kenshi.
Dah dah, da doo, uh bah bah bah bah bah woo
For Hivers and Sheks to live is an offense, Kill them all on sight it just makes sense!
Rrr Raht da daht dah dah dah dah dah doo
Fog's a good weather to stay in and cuddle, But put me out in the Islands and I'll be an - appetizer!
When life gets rough, I like to think of going home, And building a small trading outpost in the Border Zone.
Working on a statue, and you guys in a cage too When I finally get taken as a slave in Kenshi.
Friendly reminder that someone made an comfy tutorial for anyone unsure how to get into contributing to these threads.
David Barnes
So ive had an odea for a long time about a song about dark souls 1set to kickapoo from tenacious d. I've got moat of it written out, would you guys be interested
so who wants to rob a bank? trust me i’ve got a plan bros soon we’ll be eatin’ mangos on a beach in Tahiti
and i gotta insist that you hijack a train today hang on to every word i say and wipe my asshole too
oh, i just need one last score and your devotion every time i speak i promise more if you dare to frown expect demotion well thank god a man like Micah is here, Arthur do your chores
have some goddamn faith some goddamn faith (x3)
Arthur, why do you lead my flock astray get on your knees you will obey what has gotten into you
Arthur, how could you possibly betray you were my favorite protege now our guns are drawn oh my son you’re forcin’ me to choose
just have some faith son, my plan’s in motion and every time i speak i promise more just this one last score and your devotion well thank god a man like Micah is here, Arthur hit the door
So if a songs already been parodied, it can't be done again?
Jonathan Cox
Yes.
Colton Rivera
DUH otherwise we would have a yearly "I'll make a man out of you" parody. Why do you think we have a metalist of all songs already done in the OP?
You can still write and sing a song that's been done before but it will go to a DLC album which means it wont be added to any real album or uploaded to youtube/bandcamp, but its there to download for anyone who wants.
Matthew Long
>sitting on an empty space on the doc move your cursor so that i an put my shit next space down on the list so were not skipping spaced throughout the doc REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jason Campbell
Well thats a damn shame. Heres what i had anyway
An indeterminate amount of time ago in the town Anor Londo There was a humble covenant, cooperative through and through But yay, there was a dickass, and he looked up what to do. His name was XXX_FaggotCunt_xxx and he refused to step in line A vision he did see-eth, just invading all the time He cut off a dragon's tail because he read you could online
Oh the dragon's bridge was blazing when I stepped into his game Then I hit him with some chaos from my pyromancy flame Twas I who killed that fucker, killed his pussy phantom too And if you try to play the game Then I will kill you too
Gotta get it on in the forest zone Gotta shoot some fags with a giant bow Gotta Gotta
[Indicted]
You've broken with the covenant Why did you even join? Lautrec's 10 times better than you, He gets summoned way more
The way you play the game with us just fucking makes me sick Invasions are the serpents work He wants you on his dick
You've become a mindless puppet And Kaathe himself will pull your strings Your Sun's not incandescent And darkness it will bring
You better You're grounded for a week with no white soapstone Don't let me hear you You gotta praise the sun when you're in my home
Havell can you hear me? I am lost and so alone I am casting week guidance Won't you flip down from your throne?
I need a better covenant that won't care if I invade Solaire thinks your evil, but man, that guys pretty gay Onlines not for teamwork, it's brutal and unfair I'll never backstab fags if I am stuck here with solaire
I hear you XXX_FAGGOTCUNT_XXX You need advice from the rock But to learn the ancient methods Rusty gates you must unlock
Escape from solaires clutches And this On a journey you must go to find the land of new londo
In the city of fallen darkwraiths Where the You will form an awesome covenant And get a kick ass dark hand
To find your
Jackson Butler
So who has and hasn't turned up?
Nathan Young
Has turned up: My mom Hasn't turned up: Your dad
Justin Wood
I have turned up for a 4th year in a row but I'm just user.
Mason Rodriguez
has turned up: your sister, my dick also turned up: (You)
Isaiah Morales
DrWorm, Cherokeejack, SuperSounds, El Pato, PhillySpidey, HelloTosh. That's all I can think of off the top of my head.
Aiden Kelly
What are you gonna do with my sister :(
Parker Hall
Is PhilleySpidey going to do more Producers parodies this year?
Daniel Ross
I'm here but you're never going to know it because I'm probably not going to sing anything this year, you're welcome.
Gavin Collins
Uhh what? DrWorm: Hasnt really Cherokeejack: Yes SuperSounds: I guess El Pato: Only showed up to say he was leaving to war PhillySpidey: Nope HelloTosh:Nope
John Bell
>SuperSounds
Chase Morris
take her to isengard
Matthew Morgan
I'm glad Dr Worm is back
Isaac Watson
I clearly just haven't been paying attention, then.
If it's a good song and a good topic many writefags will have fun writing it. Spreadsheet says you're good to go. Just make sure that th songs have instrumentals first!
Lincoln Carter
>many writefags will have fun writing it. You mean GC?
Did I hear you right, did I hear for certain That you're gonna play a World War 2 shooter as the Germans? Come on guys, we all can do better Don't toss me that Nazi!
Don't, don't, don't, don't
"Hey, you're that irrelevant cartoon about analyzing games." "Yeah. And what the hell are you talking about?"
I'm the MC Extra Cringe EC That's the Extra Credits to fight against Nazis When the artists, writers, designers, and programmers Make problematic games full of racist spammers That let you fight, but also be The soldiers of Nazi Germany
Now I know you love the game and that's alright to do But the Nazis on Yea Forums, they love it too And if you play Axis, they'll start converting you
You say "I just want the MG to spit lots of lead" Then before you know what happened, there's six million dead Playing leads to joining, first /pol/, then more And some folks doubt, but I've seen it before So no one stops playing, soon Nazis galore The fascists take power and another world war Don't toss me! Don't toss me that Nazi!
So let me break this down for you: D-D-Do-Do-Don't
No Call of Duty 5, no Red Orchestra 2 Even BF5, the Nazis flock to Not because they like it but because they're exploiting it Rad-ic-a-lizing all the gamers enjoying it The more you play, the more that you hate The alt-right comes for, you join Gamergate You think it's fun now, but think at what cost Gamers fight for a new Holocaust The streets are now filled with fascist goons All because you wanted your MG42
[Hitler rant voice] "Willkommen zu Beginn des vierten Reichs! Mwahahaha!"
But I'm much too woke and I'm much too smug To let that happen to the industry we love Games for a new age, not just white male power fantasies Stop the Nazis taking over, use the plot of your games to preach political views And in time, we'll cancel any devs who refuse That's why games matter and that's what I'm speaking of Don't toss me! Don't toss me that Nazi!
Income's stable for now I start shopping for a new love Hope she won't be found by grandma Found some cutie from a vidya Do a search to see all her games The game I played was myself Were she even real at all I wouldn't cause of what she is
[Chorus] Aw shit, a western design I thought I had found her cute And she was almost my new waifu But waifus from the west are poor Her man face I see it now I see her fat maw I see her square jaw
[Verse 2] Might've hot glued a few waifus Western sluts won't receive my glue Only japanese or I'm numb And then I'm all set to come Check to see; here panties aren't even modeled What the fuck's even the point? Everyone says I'm weeabooo Can't see that the east is true
[Chorus] (if you want to change some lines in the chorus to pointing out other features, I fully encourage it. Like maybe the figure is fat or something else.) Aw shit, a western design I thought I had found her cute And she was almost my new waifu But waifus from the west are poor Her man face I see it now I see her fat maw I see her square jaw
I can't believe GC is the only writefag in the entire musical. He must be incredibly talented to have written over 50 songs in a single day.
Justin Roberts
>tfw can only come up with half baked ideas and can't fit the full lyrics Shit I didn't even know carameldansen had so many lyrics.
Ian Perry
It's not like there's other writefags who are here to even fulfill the smallest request. GC is the only one that seems open to suggestions. Stop complaining and ask who wants to have shit written, or even better yet just put out your own ideas.
No but GC is probably the only one that keeps going "OH YOU LIKE GAME? WHAT GAME? NAME GAME ME WRITE GOOD SONG FOR YOU, GIVE SONG YOU'LL LIKE ILL FORCE IT OUT" like... relax girl, songs should come spontaneously to you. You can't tell me if you make a singfag give you both a song and a topic that the end result won't come out as forced, it will.
Jason Bennett
Caramel rusin' and the whole Death Stranding is Metal Gear Solid and Silent Hills. It's a pretty half baked idea.
Grayson Williams
Yeah this is the wrong way to write. You should only write off you've had a spark of inspiration, shoehorning never ever ever works.
Jared and Heidi were sweethearts Oh what a pairing, indeed She was a cosplaying redhead lass, he was an avian dweeb He was her man, He couldn’t be doing her wrong
Heidi went down to the game grumps To check in with RubberRoss She said “Me and Jared Have issues we need to discuss” Where is my man? I think he’s done me wrong”
“I don’t mean to hurt you” Ross said "But I really think you should know He went to the graveyard with Holly Playing more than Pokemon Go If he’s your man, he’s doing you wrong"
Heidi cracked open her cell phone Found a private fan club Jared’s underage snapchat And with pictures of his chub She said “that’s my man, Showing girls his dong”
Heidi was terribly shaken She wanted to make Jared hurt “Reety tweet tweet” And his sub count Fell through the fucking dirt He was her man But he was doing her wrong
Months passed between them in silence Then Jared said “Here’s the truth Heidi wanted an open marriage It’s all lies and here’s the proof I was her man, And she has done me wrong”
This story has no moral But we’ll leave you with one final word Don’t stick dick in crazy Be it Cosplayers or game nerds He was her man But they were both doing so wrong
Well GC spends most of the time in the IRC asking singfags to name a song and/or a game so they can shit out a song that they KNOW will get done because the singfag already basically gave them a "Yes I'll do this song".
Sweetie... we all want our songs to get done but this isn't the right way.
Oliver Stewart
Not vidya.
Nathaniel Butler
Yes and they're working on more.
Josiah Young
Which song did they write?
Ryder Thomas
You know the shit you've written GC, even if you put it under "user" or "Anonymous"
Joshua Hernandez
I'm asking so I know what songs not to sing on principle.
Owen Young
Is it okay if I write a song and record it myself and post it?
Charles Brown
Yes.
Zachary Hernandez
youre encouraged to do so
Jeremiah Sanders
I dont wanna post because I dont know the full list so I could accidentally include/not include some, but they're there. Just avoid songs without any soul. And dont give any song+game suggestions to anyone on IRC or in the threads.
Brandon Mitchell
New thread soon. Now without attention whoring or drama posting.
Isaiah Harris
>we all want our songs to get done but this isn't the right way.
Yup. I have only ever written songs that I thought would work and have had them sing almost every time. Singers will recognise good lyrics.
Matthew Lee
also he has the receipts so what's your point?
Elijah Gonzalez
I think the singer songwriter is underrated in the musical.
I wonder if anyone has ever written a song, sung it, and made a video.
Nicholas Wilson
will regular whoring be accepted?
Isaiah Gray
I've done all 3 but not for Yea Forums The Musical
Charles Kelly
Made it all the way until the end when I gave up and made a lyric video
David Parker
pyradonis?
Hudson Jackson
Literally the first song posted in the musical is that.
Liam Sullivan
I like writing and singing my own songs but I dont know how I feel about also making a video of it. Isn't it like sucking my own dick too much at that point?
