Literally me

explain this but with a food analogy

his sibling

Is that the ammount of dicks they want in their ass?

1

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I wanna fuck that unicorn

it tries so hard to go for the wholesome but barely misses it

look at the calander dates

2

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BIKE KEK

Ooooh I get it the boy gets a little brother/sister in the last pic

...

I thought he impregnated a shotacon lady and is buying a cake for his kid.

>actually has the courage to get into a room alone with a big-tittied onee-san
Impressive

I don't get it.
Does he just want a strawberry cake in February?

>draw a comic about how your computer died and you were unable to draw a comic

>didn't even get onee-san past the point of innuendo, in court she can claim she meant chutes and ladders
rookie mistake

If that was it, he'd show 0 fingers in February, not one.

Go on

LOL

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Unless she was turning 1 that year.

nah he is asking for how many candles

there is literally nothing wrong with not having a mic

He just wants strawberries

Then the mother would be taking the child for the cake, same as the first panel.

me as well

So in 2018 he wanted 3, in 2019 he wanted 1, and 2017 he wanted 2? I don't get it.

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I don't have the pic with me, but next page shows his little newborn sister. He's buying the cake for her at 1 years old.

The cake is for somebody else, since his birthday is in august.
Read the panels top right - bottom right - top left - bottom left

>stupid double digit iq tards talking on the mic constantly so I can't hear anything
>voice_enable 0
>still win

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Well that's a shame, giving the son the nice rewards like going to the cake shop, and not doing it with the daughter the same way you did with him.

I know this reference and let me tell you I want more of it ;)

shitty Wives BTFO

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Thats not how not having a mic works, why the fuck is there even a symbol above his head? the mic symbol is for when you press the key to transmit your voice. This guy hasn't played a video game before.

Peak boomer.

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So he married the woman that raped him but he's stopping other men from finding love?

>someone got mad enough to "draw" this

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Haha why am I crying right now haha fuck you.

this but unironically

well hes clearly older than 1 in 2016

>baker doesn't believe he's one
Now it all makes sense.

Very subtle

Way too wholesome. Am I still on Yea Forums?

Fickle Rick

Hey that's my birthday too

lmfao

jesus, is this meant to be read anti clockwise or something?

3 1
4 2

No, it's meant to be read like a 4koma

>boomers hate their fucking wives
>boomers also tell zoomers to get fucking married already
The duality of man.

There are hotter unicorns.

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I had a sensible chuckle

They want everyone to suffer like they do. The day of the pillow can't come soon enough

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but wheres the mating press

Why does he only get one candle then

whomp

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I don't like my voice and I have no self esteem so yeah I don't have a mic. I'm pretty good at some game genres too.

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Why are they wearing shoes in their house?

LOL SHE'S SO POWERFULLL

Has this been modified from chronological order just to be cryptic?

men made this comic

Oh my god so #relatable
Not gonna lie, this is totally me...

Look they're all together

Unironically made me laugh

#brave

when was zelda ever kept in such conditions

Don't worry, he'll mating press his ___mom soon enough

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>posts a worse unicorn

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Whats odd about the order? just read it right to left, top to bottom.

Literally me. Also, guffaw

HEH

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I want to fuck a halfling into that unicorn.

what is this fag talking about swords are epic

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why give him the sword if there's no safety in it while saying it's dangerous to go alone. oh becasue the writer is a dumb fucking faggot. i want to fuck jessie from pokemon more than anything else

What doesn't make any sense is that she's never in this situation outside of the very brief period that is the start of alttp.
And sitting inside a dungeon doesn't make you brave.
Bravery would be her smiling like everything is fine while she's locked up.

>Take this
>sword
>gift
Whoa... deep...

hes only on man

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It happens from time to time.
Don't worry, we'll resume throwing shit at each others right away.

Except the number of candles is usually years+1.

why are they holding handguns with 2 hands

blaming individuals instead of the system that perpetuates the problem is a rookie mistake

His mother is cute.

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>men made this

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Its literally me

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Name 1 (ONE) single time zelda was kept in a dingy dungeon. She's either put in some kind of dimensional trap or she's free to walk around the world
inb4 ALTTP. Not the same she had just been taken to a jail cell shortly before link's arrival and the condition of that prison do not resemble what's here.

Nice edit.

guaranteed replies.gif

i fuckin wish people would leak their nsfw art more

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HAHA

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Jokes on you, I just shaved

Damn.

?

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me on the bottom left

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fuck you

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why is the shading on the chair in the 2nd panel is different if he didn't move

>9 didn't say that he died
Name literally 8 games without a killfeed.

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At least post the female one too

Stalinism is the light

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Actually made me smile

>the deaths of women who will die
whoa...

no but they hold the barrel too

>David REEEEEEEEs

me too bro

>WIFE BAD

>Unironically made by two guys

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1/3

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>draw a comic

Didn't he show his his process of making a comic and he essentially already has prefab pieces that he builds all the characters with?

What's happening here?

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My side.

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Me on the right

A crummy pail? They should have been fetching poison!

>implying I change my shirt that often

2/3

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I doubt it

I’ve got a pickle for that unicorn to taste

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Fuck off Sven

>be me
>play L4D2 still constantly
>5k+ hours
>obviously I'm one of the best players left in VS, speeding campaigns, etc.
>sale week
>bunch of zoom zoom noobs flood the game every time
>"HEY BRUH U GOT A MIC?"
>me: spam Ellis's "good job" and "laugh" emotes
>"UH OKAY LET'S KICK DIS GUY HE HAS NO MIC WE NEED TO FUCKIN COORDINATE HERE"
>vote kick initated
>incap them all before they kick me
>say over my mic: "stay the fuck out of Expert games, nubbers"
>sign off, go into my bedroom and fuck my gf

Seriously though if you're new on a 10 year old game and freaking out about people having mics you're gonna get on like every community blacklist before the day is out. Stick to your zoomie games faggots.

wait is exhentai gone again?

It's not worth looking into unless you want to be sad.

>tfw 25 and laughed at this
It's too late for me isn't it?

Fuck you.

>but what if le zelda was a deep, dark game instead of a fun adventure
fuck you zac gorman you hack

Who the fuck let you out of the clone basement

3/3

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Unironically based

just you

Are you retarded?

>slowpoke.png
its been back for a while now

It's more of a slice of loss thing.

>top right, bottom left, top left
Who reads it like this? Wtf?

Is that an american in detroit?

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Two men, actually

Just another day we post comic

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Yes Link, you actually are

i dont know if my cookies fucked up but im getting this image again

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thanks doc

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this isn't not loss
yet why am i so desperately trying to find loss in it?

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Holy shit i thought homo erectus went extinct

>says guy that printed a bunch of books and then burned them all

Noice

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That isssue? just reset your cookier, then log back into e-hentai

Is this about the dead penguin?

3/10
Made me check

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nobody even knows what game you're talking about

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Delete your cache dipshit.

Did he have a baby sibling in the last panel?

Hur mår du Sven?

They're american

wasn't he unironically pretty bad painter

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Yes. see

He wasn't Rembrandt, but then again, neither was Egon Schiele

kek

MY FUCKING SIDES

It's not about what's in the picture, but what's not in the picture.

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that aint fixing it. its odd because i just checked and sadpandas still working on my phone
it probably really is just my pc then

he would have just dropped out or flunked, the art school he tried to get into only liked modern art
no he was alright, he was just closed minded when it came to modern art
rightfully so

miles better than egon schiele drawing a bunch of inbred arabs

>wi-fi box

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That is literally me on the left, I have never related to a character this much.

He was, like all fascist "artists," hopelessly pedestrian

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he was fine. big brainers on the internet will tell you they're capable of judging the minutia of painting quality and then repeat what they heard about his paintings being too technical, unemotional, and say something about how he was bad at drawing figures

I did and now am sad

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>Yea Forums
>white

wow, this is solid gold

>blaming individuals instead of the system that perpetuates the problem is a rookie mistake

Cringe but redpilled
The system is perpetuated by the individuals, don’t think for a second that “something is too hard to do/would require too much change” is a valid reason to fuel mindless consumerism

For his realistic style, yes. His perspective and depth was all fucked. Now should he have gotten in before the dumb "modern" artists, I dunno. But most people who apply to art school don't go there to leanr basic shit, they go there to make dumb as fuck "art".

no u

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>he doesn't hate himself for being physically attracted to cow udders getting sucked and pumped

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He was alright. Honestly, after visiting many museums, some of them local museums only featuring art from local artists of the 18th and 19th century, this doesn't seem so bad

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I hate Zac Gorman, he thinks Zelda is the deepest shit ever created by man. And then he makes this comic about a game that actually tries to have more than an excuse plot.

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I’m curious as to what exactly you think modern art is

These potential murder victims are not yet dead. When they will die as a result of the overturning, their deaths will be resulted by the men who "do so". I don't see anything wrong with the structure of that sentence.

good job user

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Did Buckley take the "Grow the Beard" trope literally? It doesn't work like that.

L000L

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Depiction of the ending that a lot of us are going to have.

Ah shit wrong file.

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I dunno then. maybe try

lol cuckdad

>"artists"
is right

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Even his computer makes a B^U

How do you fuck up the perspective of a face which is supposed to be flat?

He's just shooting the shit m8

He obviously has fond childhood memories of Zelda and is completely unfamiliar with Metal Gear, don't read too much into it.

>It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.

Just look up the paintings and judge for yourself.

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hmm as an epic artist i can tell you this painting isnt clandestine enough
it lacks kingness and "grease"
pedestrian

Reversed Gender Roles

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>those colors
what war3 map they're playing?

Looks pretty good to me.

Uninspired, just repeating work that already existed.

art schools have always been and will always be full of hacks that now how to appease the faggot professors. It's hitler's own fault for not having his finger on the pulse, especially at the start of the 20th century when art was going through a huge shakeup

Isn't the mum getting cucked in that pic?

It's been a really long time, but wasn't she trapped in a tower in Twilight Princess?

Crummy wife!

yeah because you can't get married to a better woman, you fucking tranny.

Meanwhile painting like these fucking abominations are all over top class museums in Italy. I fucking hate this style so much and I loathe the Virgin Mary and stupid fucking baby Jesus

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What was modern art like for that time period?

well, time for me to reinstall l4d2

I was gonna say that but I think the assumption is the tower is not a grimy dark dungeon.

>Aryan baby Jesus
lel

A jewish phenomena to destroy European and christian concepts of beauty and put in place cultural and moral decay to alienate and disconnect their white hosts from their history and culture to ensure they are too immoralised to oppose cultural marxism and other forms of Hasidic satanism, just another arm of the beast really.

Silence, heathen

the levels of cuckery in this thing are off the chart

>when you hate young people, but also your wife
Usually boomer comics evoke annoyance or irritation in me, but this one makes me sad.

I don't get it. Is this Loss?

Yeah maybe if Hitler had the good sense of being born in the 15th century he'd have gotten a pass

Nigga these paintings are like 600 years old. They are historical relics. WTF do you want the museum to throw them away because "they are not good enough"?

Could have phrased around it better if she wasn't 2 digit IQ.

>IFunny
stop this

this, a piece requires sexual immorality and miscegenation to qualify as art.

>tfw you realize the random person is holding the dad

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Disregard this post

That's pretty sweet.

LOSS ITS LOSS I SEE IT

>here is a dangerous tool and a discouraging pep talk so you can go get yourself fucking killed by your own confusion and uselessness
thanks old man

I don't know whos cucking who anymore

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Christianity is a Jewish religion

Sauce?

every time

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For those who don't get it, the panels clockwise are 3,1,4,2. If you look at the Ca lender in panel 4, It's February and he's asking for "1" candle.
Draw the conclusions... he's a father

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4/5cm dilation.

Sexuality has no morality. You just feel threatened.

Holy shit

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Sauce pls

Wrong. see/ss/fags can go to hell for having such shit taste

If you'd knew anything about art you'd know that Hitler's perspective was all fucked up and that's pretty someone who goes for a traditional and realistic aesthetic. Not saying his art was bad, but it clearly was subpar to what the school was looking for.
Also, Schielle is fucking GOAT, pleb.

>we found a guy with no mic, no way we're winning
why are zoomers like that?

This is a "virgin" Mary I can get behind.

Blasphemous fuck

Oh no the christcuck feelings was hurt!
Lets shut down the whole site!

what the actual fuck is this?

Please, don’t start with Assigned Male. I really don’t want to seethe

*pretty important for someone

You are correct, but you are likely falsely equating Christianity to modern day "Judaism" which should instead be referred to as Talmudists or Moloch Worshippers.
Modern day "Jews" follow the teachings of the Talmud which was compiled about 300 years after jesus's death burial and resurrection, the writings of the talmud are compiled from many writers all linked to the Pharisees who were the people calling for Jesus's death.

t. pedophile

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was just a goof user. I didn't think a 3 year old was having a kid.

Picasso was one of the more famous/influential artists of the period and I think most people roughly know what a Picasso looks like, with all the simplistic shapes, "cubism" ect.

2016, 2018, 2017, 2019. That's not chronological order, user.

Is this guy retarded? Obviously willingly putting yourself in dangerous situations to save someone else is more brave than being thrown into a dungeon against your will. She's in the dungeon whether she's "brave" about it or not.

SAUCE NIGGA

I'm sure there are plenty of more technical ways to judge his art as poor, but I don't need to be a big brain to tell that the stairs should not be blocking a window

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Yes, post some Assigned White, or something.

Sex with an adult woman give you love and children
Sex with a mans ass gives you a poopy dick and aids.

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A brazilian

>click no by accident

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pls explain that

Of Jesus was a hot babe with big tiddies I would unironically become a Christian

I've seen Hitler's art, there's nothing special about it, it's what the average art student is capable of doing and nothing more, really.
Yeah, shit on a canvas shouldn't be considered art but Hitler didn't invented the lightbulb either.

Mnaga name? I know is about a reporter time travelling or something but i dont know the name.

Truly an unparalleled masterpiece.

>I don't need to be a big brain to tell that the stairs should not be blocking a window
He wasn't applying to architect school, user

Jesus fuck this has no perspective point whatsoever.

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I don't know ghost I'm pretty glad computers aren't the size of three rooms, I think it matters a little.

Goddamn, imagine actually putting space aside on your hard drive for this image. Pathetic

>the monitor is melting and this kills the computer when he has a second monitor

Its alright. I was mostly joking aswell.

There's an even better comic (old Yea Forums artstyle) in which you accidentally drink the red potion instead of giving it to the witch.
I seethed so fucking hard when I was a kid.

Okay then why were you calling them Jews

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not as pathetic as he is
not by a long shot

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T H E
M A T R I X
W A S
A
G O O D
M O V I E

SACRED HEART
AWW YEAH
THIS RUN IS WON

also the window on the bottom left doesnt look like its facing the same way as the others

WIFE
BAD

Gotcha covered my dude.

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good work.

What's the point of art school if you need to be already good just to get in? It seems to me like there's definitely good things about his art and some things he could have worked on, so shouldn't going to art school be good for improving just those things he's not good at?

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>it lacks kingness and "grease"
???

>a sword does not give life
that's not what he asked you senile fuck

>MOOOM
>What honey, your religion thinks I'm hot.

This is basic geometry and most importantly the kind of shit you should have figured out before you started applying paint.

Microcephaly

Clearly a man who has played Bang

>caring about retarded Yea Forums poster #562039
kill yourself

There's no need to reclaim the label jew, only a need to dispel myths of Talmudic connection to the bible.

this looks like a nice painting to hang on my living room.

The edits of this shit are one of the very few good OC this shithole still create.

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Is that a face of sadness or disgust?

me

Wouldn't expect a non-artist to understand sophisticated technical discussions.

just me as an artist making up terms

No. If he was then most of the people accepted into that academy were much worse.

This judgment is a sign of a bigger problem, which is that the wealthy elite is no longer creative and capable of putting skilled men to good use anymore. Someone with Hitler's drawing skills should have been able to be commissioned by someone with a real vision, but they're all incompetent fucks in the ivory tower now, so they don't know what to do with them anymore.

porn isn't art

So you don't hate Jews but you do hate Jews

Can't even be consistent with your own fucking excuses

what did you just call me?

Not only is this annoying for the obvious reason, but this shows a complete lack of understanding for how being taken prisoner works.
Excuse the autism, but high value POWs (especially royal ones) are historically treated extremely well 99.9% of the time. A captive princess would be eating profiteroles, writing poetry and embroidering tablecloths in a guarded palace, not rotting in a dungeon.

I've never considered myself an artist but I sure like drawing

thats racist

Because schools are businesses and the quality of their graduates reflects on how effective they are. Only accepting students who are already good means you'll probably turn out graduates that will be held in high-esteem, leading to more applications. If you take the risk on mediocre applicants and they're still mediocre when they graduate then your school doesn't look as good and people won't be willing to pay as much to attend. It's kinda fucked.

The boy has a younger sibling and the parents might be dead that’s the message of the comic

>his mom is chie

>gay cuckqueening
Never thought I'd see it.

>geometry
You mean prospective? Literally draw the horizon and make lines go to that. Boom, now you see every fault in that picture

In real history yes, when you expect to get something from giving the POW away or selling them. Now I highly doubt Ganondorf actually gives a fuck about that shit.

OLD = GOOD

he could beautifully recreate the buildings but the pedestrians lack detail

>TOOOT SPOOPS

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Based baby Chad
Cringe baby Jew

haha le epic anxiety I'm so quirky xD
goddamn I hate women

Marigold is such a shitty fucking comic oh my god

I don't see girl Zelda wearing the triforce of courage.

I'm being very clear with you user, the jews in the old testament are spiritually and for the most part ethnically seperate from the "jews" today. I suppose you just want me to call them kikes instead?

>Why yes, I'm art, how could you tell?

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cledarly 100 years ahead of his time, I could see why they were selected over hitler

Thought so to.

I guess Andrew Dobson was better than I realized.

1
2
3 4

How often can you get away with the same joke? Yes, we get it, the fantasticall unicorn friend is a boring fucking cunt.

Link to the Past.

>durr perspective is bad durr
Obviously better than the faggots that got into those schools at the time.

heh

Did they remove the penguin?

eww

the truth is that the mom should learn how to bake the cake herself

He's dead.

I feel like "modern" art follows the exact same methodology as trolling. They don't care about quality, only your reaction to it.

>This looks like a piece of shit
>Good, that means it makes you think!

Well, also that and modern art is literally used as a form of tax evasion by the rich elite. They intentionally seek out the shittiest "prestigious" works imaginable and pay gangbusters for them at auctions. Then they usually sell them for a higher price in private.

In most incarnations, Ganondorf is a political leader who follows the rules somewhat. Maybe full-on pigmode Ganon would be different, but I doubt he'd chuck Zelda in a dungeon at first opportunity. He's more a "lock her in her bedroom" kind of guy. Dungeons are for lepers who've stolen a bag of wheat.

thanks doc

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how does abstract art works? because I can throw paint into a wall and make it kinda balanced , what makes my work not cost a one million dollars

If by "they" you mean nature reclaimed him to the earth from whence he came, then yes.

My legs ain't broke nigga

Bro cow pussy looking like a fat silk cock sleeve they don't even do anything just let it happen shits hot

she's doing the dishes, can't be all bad.

this actually makes way more sense. There is literally nothing brave about doing nothing. If you get put in jail on a false accusation, it doesn't make you "brave" that you did the only option you have. Bravery is doing something that others wouldn't do. Link is brave, Zelda is in a shitty situation. Zelda shows bravery in other games, but not in AlttP.

You being alive, just do art, die of starvation for not doing something more profitable, and then it'll sell for billions.

what makes art valuable is who made it as much as its composition. you are not worth one million dollars

the art world s literally designed to launder money

the name is the most important aspect

But those graduated arts are all fuck up on perspective too. The first guy can go for jojo reference I think at least that's a plus I guess.

she leaves them all covered in soap so when you put water in the glass you drink a little bit of dish soap

culturacolectiva.com/art/blank-canvas-minimalism

>get put in jail
>automatically become brave

Egon Schiele is literally proto-Jojo you seething niggers

This and this Did you know the Mona Lisa was considered one of Leonardo da Vinci's weakest pieces and was given almost zero attention until it was stolen in 1911.

All those pedophiles are so brave.

There might be a joke there but the image is such a fistful of artifacts I can't even tell

>a sword does not give life
I bought a viking sword earlier this summer, and I think I have been scammed. I was told it would shoot out plants and babies when I swung it, was that a lie?

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A sword is a side arm. Give that children a maul for god sake.

heh

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Why do people never just check the usual sites instead of just immediately asking for the source? Most of the time the shit's on paheal, you dumb niggers.

Fuck you, Shielle is great and his focus on line work, color, and texture upon the human body is something artists dream to communicate. You can suck on my stinky smelly shit spout if you honestly lack that much taste you bunch of mindless wannabe-sceptics.

Donatello is the most overrated of all artists in history
Prove me wrong

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shitty excuse

Imagine being this much of a virgin

if a moblin was going to kill a family and link stepped in has that sword not given life to the family who would have otherwise lost it? Sure the moblin died but even more people would have died if the sword didn't step in. Am I supposed to assume that using a sword to kill monsters in service of literally big bad evil guy is morally questionable?

Thats it?

This is the unfunniest shit ever since Buckley & Dobson.

It looks like garbage drawn by a child.

>Then why didn't you draw it?!

Because I have a modicum of self-respect and wouldn't embarrass myself by taking advantage of a system that propagates such shit aesthetics for dirty money.

Pollock

>"kupermann"

He was nothing special but thats why you go to school, to improve. Wonder how history would be different if he did get in.

>No giant stomach from eating Feet

0/10

>Can only draw inbreds, downies, and Greta thunberg
>Great artist
user I think you just have bad taste

Incorrect. Christianity was an attempt at reforming Judaism that spun off into it's own thing.

Wtf i love criminals now

Shut your fucking mouth, he's the best ninja turtle.

10/10

Billy Bat

He's really bad at communication.

hi rabbi, what was the talmud in that case?

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Yes sitting around and do nothing and waiting for someone else to save you is brave

very inspiring, back to porn and video game forums now huh? Leave the taste for the aspiring.

Do people even use mics to win a game?

>Aspiring
Is that what you call being a hack fraud who knows his work is being exchanged so the rich elite can launder money?

No.

>taste
imagine

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Lmao what a faggot

His art was shunned during his lifetime and the only people who he would pose for his work were the bottom of the bottom. Your backlog could only dream you'd have that much dedication.

Here's a perfect example of why people should study anatomy before trying to draw human bodies

KEK

Someone else would have done something similar, the backstab myth was believed by many. Strasser and his weird ideology could have stepped up or any of the many other ecentric/looney people Hitler attracted would eventually gain power and have similar love for france and communists, the jews might have been spared only to be exchanged for some other group to gain the focus of the Fürers ire.

Dimitri from Sly Cooper is literally Hitler.

>LET THEM IN! LET THEM IN! LET THEM IN!

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I've had the same computer except the GPU (and adding a SSD) for 8 years, fucking fag nerds aren't the ones upgrading their iphones every year

that guy looks like a shaven lyle mcdouchebag

I don't know what you're talking about user, Shielle is great and his focus on line work, color, and texture upon the human body is something artists dream to communicate. You can suck on my stinky smelly shit spout if you honestly lack that much taste you bunch of mindless wannabe-sceptics.

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This is what Vietnam vets actually believe.

cringe

If you think this is peak painting then you really need to look at more. This is decent at best.

>Leave the taste for the aspiring
>he says while shitposting on a mongolian basket weaving forum

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First time I've been called a kike. Your radar is off, though I suppose I can understand why, my post was poorly worded. The reform came about because Judaism at the time was incredibly corrupt. In the times since, it has only become more so. Please understand, Christianity was born from rebellion against this corruption.

Your fucking brains have rotted, you retards

Many artist got to be great because they use money talk, bribery is a common practice during pre-ww1 era where are questionable arts start popping up.

thanks doc

This, fuck the virgin, fuck spanish ginocentrism, fuck Marianismo, fuck women
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marianismo

i guess after denying one person and causing hilter they just give it to everyone

Birry Batsu

To be fair, Zelda was detained, not tortured with hooks, ropes and other means of pain like the Veterans were. Though both probably have the mentality of being dragged into the conflict rather than willingly joining

>First time I've been called a kike.
ok

this

shit sucks mate

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Drawing corpse or newly dead woman is kind of ground breaking at that time I guess.

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The Jews were the ones to rebel, god literally tells us so throughout the entire new testament, the fact that non Talmudic Yahwehism doesn't even exist anymore should be all the evidence needed if you're going to deny scripture

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>usual sites
you mean resetera or twitter?

heheh lole

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No user, its fucking right to bottom and then left to bottom, even nips don't read that way, so who does?

>culturacolectiva.com/art/blank-canvas-minimalism
christ what a crock of bullshit

I never realized he was pro-LGBT

hehe

this shit drove me up a wall
I get anxious as fuck whenever I replay these parts because of this

Ah that explains it, expected something darker not gonna lie

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He's not even that bad looking. He looks like a gay bear and I bet he'd have all sorts of gays wanting to cuddle with him.

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>yeah Bros it's the nerds and not the surburbanite teen moms who buy the same phone every year

more like fat samus

Thats what I meant. Maybe I didnt make it too clear, though.

Still haven't seen the original

it's a different guy

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That is very interesting but it seems to be a bit anti-fascist in what I assume is fascist Italy or Spain. I am no art critic but it seems like a criticism of the yes man culture that forms in absolute political systems, the agreement drowning out everything except one person.

No, that would be Legoman.

>478123286
>posting wojacks
die

How the fuck are pieces of shit like you allowed to post this trash without getting fucking banned

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But the drawing tablet monitor is at the back and it didn't die

Schiele could smoke Hitler in understanding of fundamentals

Also when are people ever gonna do the research and realize that Vienna's Academy of Fine Art was a TRADITIONAL school.
Schiele left the academy without graduation because his teacher was TOO STRICT AND TRADITIONAL

Hitler didn't get rejected because he was "too based", he was rejected because he was so-so with an autistic interest in buildings which was not the fashion at the time.

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juicy
Not worth seeing

It's funny because he's a dude in woman's clothing. Hah!

Just jerked off to it twice my man. Atheists: 81,382,103,002
Christians: 1

cope, it obviously was traditional only in name judging by the people coming from it.

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Have fun burning in hell you fucking worthless piece of human fucking shit

okay didn't see that coming

Cringe.

German engineering at it finest i see
no wonder they need to hire poles to build their houses

most "meninists" are just as pissy and tempermental as feminists, this is true

No, it's still there. This photo was after the day he passed and they took it down before they put it back up to appease social medias.

>the agreement drowning out everything except one person
That's seen as a good thing in a fascist society, all the people united behind a strong leader. Pic related was the Italian fascist party's headquarters

He left because he doesn't enough money to pay and "promote" his art.

>steal someone's ID
>say your trans
>get away with it

I like princesses who aren't captured.

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Saying all those mean things isn't very christian.

Nobody here gives a fuck about your whimsical little tale fundie.

nah it's just cheaper, same goes for field workers, cleaning ladies and prostitutes

And you have fun forbidding yourself from enjoying life with the hopes of getting into some imaginary sky club full of boring prudes after your brain has turned to dust.

You're batting for the wrong team faggot, but you'll find out for yourself some day. And guess what? By then it'll be too late.

Danke herr doctor

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what the fuck? where are the mods

quality thread
haven't chuckled in a LOL thread in a while

>no faggot spamming 30 pages of his favorite furry comic
>actual discussion about art
>wholesome comics

good shit

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That's what Abdul said when he blew himself up to get all those virgins.

Cursing people can lead to go to hell as well, you don't seem to listen your lords teachings

>Why wasn't hitler accepted?
>hitlers art was shit
>It looks alright
>It wasn't great though, look at these errors
>why do you need to be great to learn how to draw
>...
everytime his art gets mentioned, can you just start calling people stormweenies already and post pictures of joker? better yet go dilate.

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When did this place get flooded by moralfags?

Based monotheists. Nobody draws pictures of our prophet and gets away with it. Inshall- I mean deus vult.

t.Mad because he had to study Mary duing storia dell' arte
Next time pick up a book, bocia

His art was mediocre, is that so hard to accept?

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>not getting a new ID
If they can afford HRT and surgery and put aside the time for it, why can't they afford or find the time to get a new ID?

There is only one God and Muhammad is his messenger.

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I like Schiele, his lines are really nice, crisp and precise

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That is quite interesting, because the people who agree and disagree with the system would then both be "happy" with that, so artists could just critique away and everyone would be happy. Quite the contrast to what I've heard of the artists in the USSR where people like Shostakovich couldn't compose anything without being censored by the party, even when he showed the positives of an organized and a unified state he got scathing reviews in Pravda by what were most likely state agents.

no it's like one of those rare "golden thread of the buddha" moments
she was willing to get freaky but he's too intelligent for orc sex despite her being way out of his league(at least physically) so it's slight disbelief mixed with a bit of surly "if you're sure you uncooked pasty" because she's actually also a little insulted

I bet you enjoy moon over june too.

>478117771
joke's on you, I have sideburns!

>art school
>learning how to draw
A realistic style only has merit if it's incredibly beautiful. Otherwise it's just a not-so-good sketch of a building. Art school is for learning how to create art, not learning how to draw. Don't get it? Neither did Hitler.

>If they can afford HRT and surgery and put aside the time for it
Where in the comic is this even suggested?

>get 60 on a physics entrance test
>what the fuck why can’t I go to university to learn physics
Kys

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You got this from reddit, faggot.
>hurr how do u know dur
I was on that Yea Forums thread too. Gtfo

>Ruin literally everything
>Then blame it on everyone else
What did the boomers accomplish with this? Why did they do it? For what purpose?

that's exactly what I'm saying, learn how to read

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>the enemy the micless dude killed was just a bot

I can see the appeal in clear but vaguely directionless lines but the anatomical oddities are a bit much for me.

The kid is getting cucked out of a stable homelife.

Jesus first went to the Jews, and they cast him out because they did not like his message, so Jesus went to the gentiles instead, who accepted his words. In doing so, Jews ceased to become the people of God, and that mantle passed on to those who follow the words of Jesus Christ. So dont ever fucking make your stupid uneducated >dead kike on a stick shitposts again. Fucker.

>draw cunny
>get rejected
Wtf, why?

Seems fair when everyone else here got in
one would even think it's a school for the mentally retarded

... He tried to make out with his cat?

because boomers want zoomers to experience the most enjoyable part of their life:

Divorcing the wive you hate while sleeping with a college freshman and buying a harley. Can't do that if you're not married.

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kek, as the other user said, inceltoss edits are some of Yea Forums's finest works these days.

So you're saying Hitler could have used more... schooling?

:C

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See Why is this so hard for you people?

>draw cunny in the sixteenth century
>get put in a museum
>draw cunny in the twenty-first century
>get put in prison
>their face when

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>So dont ever fucking make your stupid uneducated >dead kike on a stick shitposts again. Fucker.
lel try and stop me you kikesicle worshipper

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Back then being 10 was half the average human lifespan.

I think it does a great job at appearing free flowing while still maintaining a high degree of precision and realism. So it may seem directionless, but at the same time it really isn't. It's free, but not nonsensical, that's what i like about it.

nice

>get 60 on a physics entrance test
>what the fuck why can’t I go to university to learn physics

>other student gets 20 on physics entrance test
>is admitted

You must've forgotten which organ your brain actually is

Civilisation has gone too far when people don't have to take responsibility for their own safety

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>other student gets 20
>I took a look at this physics test, and I don’t know anything about physics and have never studied physics, but I like kicking balls which used physics, so I can judge this test as obviously 20/100

F

>bomberman.gif

so you're saying Hitler should have been a woman or non east asian minority?

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You better watch out, motherfuckers

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this put a big ass smile on my dumb face

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