Meanwhile at the Yea Forums retirement home

OR NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM

it was sure worth spending my life playing video games and dying as a virgin

Sorry grandpa but racism just ain't hip anymore

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Cringe cringe cringe based based based cringe cringe cringe zoomer I am boomer. zoom zoomies no boomer I am zoomer.

guys I heard Bannerlord is almost done!

>ah yes, I certainly don't regret wasting hundreds of hours playing World of Warcraft instead of trying to find a wife that I can have children with. Sure nobody comes and visits me since I have no living relatives and no children, but I sure have fond memories of ganking all those filthy lowbies in Stranglethorn Vale

Cube World will come out any day now boys!

Are you alright John? You look pale.

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AND I TOLD THAT STUPID PORCHMONKEY IF HE DIDN'T GET OFF MY LAWN I'LL MAKE HIM A FAGGOT WITH A BULLET UP HIS ASS

i'm afraid of dying

I can't wait for my grandkids to come visit.
Where the fuck am I?!

It's cold and my children never visit me
The orderlies beat and molest us but no one cares
Death visits all my friends but won't take me
Why won't this nightmare end?

Don't worry user, when you die you'll simply wake back up as your younger self and be forced to relive your life in its entirety over and over again. In fact, you've already lived your life an infinite amount of times in the past and will live an infinite amount of times in the future.

I know a 70+ guy who plays ARMA

I pooped my pants.

I'll boot up my gamecube with smash melee who wants in?

Lucky
I've had fecal impaction for the past 3 months
Doc says it's remarkable it hasn't gotten septic but my days are numbered

let's go faggot

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that's a Xbox controller you dumb retard

No, nurse, I CAN'T pause it to go to the shitter, this is online!

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Oh boy! My son and grandson has forgotten about me

aw shit really? Then my dementia is getting worse

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You have no son! Jim you're a virgin for fuck's sake!

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BRAPPPPPPPPPP
MISS JANNETTE CLEAN IT UPPPPP

>Pulls pants down
>Shits on the floor
OH MY GOD ITS YOUR FAVOURITE GAME

I'm not a virgin anymore asshole, one of the nurses raped me last week

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i like this hypothesis. it's calming and terrible at the same time though. man if my life turns around then maybe it's worth it. but then again i'm about to

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ACK! ACK!
ANYONE GOT MORE GREEN CLAW DRINK ACK!

Now, my story begins in ninteen Dickity two. We had to say Dickity cause the Kaiser had stolen our word for twenty! I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after Dickity-six miles.

The doctor says I have Alzheimer's, I told that quack he's full of crap

user if that was only last week then how you have grandkids? Let's thing this through

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I'm fine Marcus.
I just need to lie down for a bit

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The doctor says I have Alzheimer's, I told that quack he's full of crap

yes user, now go back to your room

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heh

The doctor says I have Alzheimer's, I told that quack he's full of crap

That sounds like hell, is this hell?

Seriously? Does everying happen the same way every time? Because that'd be terrible. Give me the void instead if every playthrough is the same. Solitude and poverty is not something I want an infinite number of times. One of my reincarnations will figure out I'm in a loop and will attempt to end it, Planescape Torment style.

The doctor says I have Alzheimer's, I told that quack he's full of crap

I can't believe I'll finally be able to play Star Citizen, after all these years...

I'm enjoying WoW Classic Classic from before WoW Classic Cataclysm ruined everything.

Just fighting some Satyrs in Ashenvale right now

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Grandpa what the fuck are you doing

Retirement homes of the future are going to be great. A bunch of 70 something Millennials will be playing SNES games with the other guys while yelling at the Zoomer nurses to bring them another Monster energy drink. Then at night they'll go to their rooms and bang their sex android. I can't wait for 2060 to be here.

Fellas, you think I got a shot with the new nurse?

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me neither

hey the future doesn't sound so bad

>be old as fuck
>experience all your favorite vidya for the first time over again
>and again
>and again
>and again
>and again
>and again
>I pooped myself