What's the lewdest game on Steam?

I don't use discord

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He cute

Either they don't realize how fucking retarded they're being despite it being "just ironic shitposting" or they just don't care because that's the sort of person they are.

BASED COOOOMBRAINS

Either you hate fun

Since everyone else is being a retard, 催眠アイドロップス

>spamming the crappiest meme of the moment
>fun
Maybe he was wrong, you're just 12.

any preggo milfs?

Wait, is this a discord thing or a reddit thing?

Spamming crappy lewd threads with the same temaplate replies is more fitting for an underage

It's a Yea Forums thing.

why the fuck are none of the orcsoft games translated

So you have to learn japanese you filthy dekinai.

I only do it when my comfy threads get derailed by cumfags.

Are there actually any good porn games on steam, or is the patreon scene where it's at?

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Ah okay, so it's a reddit thing.

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12 years old don't have sex drive.

name?

Why do you insist on calling anything you don't like "reddit"?

Were you never 12 years old or just a really late bloomer?
Because I've been seeing this "coom" thing being spammed in other places outside of Yea Forums.

>he didn't become a coomer at a young age
Sad.

This, followed by President Yukino/Leanne’s Slice of Life.

>mole
What is with people and moles, why are they considered attractive

My earliest memory is playing with my dick at like age 7.

Evenicle

Anything on Yea Forums gets posted outside of Yea Forums
The point is that it's started here, so it's Yea Forums

My wife Melty is too cute

i cant i am 30+ yo

That's the thing I hate about this site. It's always go back to Rddit. Nigga everyone goes on there. The pope fucking goes on there.

ANOTHER WOJAK IM GONNA IM GONNA

and stay there you stupid fuck

>everyone goes on there
Then go back

This. I mean, if you look for some kind of a guide or a review, you're bound to visit reddit at some point

You really should go back there and stay there. Not everyone goes to reddit, but people keep trying to push that narrative on us to make your kind more acceptable around here.

Because women have blemishes on their skin and sometimes a flaw on a 10/10 turns them into an 11/10.

"no"

this, coomers want you to believe it’s a discord thing

Nigga, don't act like you never been on Rddit before. It's not even that bad. You've even got subreddits shittier and edgier than you.

BASED COOM POSTER

based

Nothing wrong with moles unless they're the hairy type.

I prefer coomer over the wojak running around quoting random people in threads

i masturbate twice daily minimum and i find it funny

This is ultimate cope
The coomer meme was made for the sole purpose of mocking the porn addicted degenerates who open threads with nsfw/suggestive images

ITT: people forgetting that ironic shitposting is still shitposting

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In all honesty, is there even a difference between "ironic shitposting" and shitposting?

And gamergate was made because we hate women.

Why does "AARRRGHHH IM COOOOOMING" count as a shitposting and something like "MUH DICK" that gets thrown around all the time in this kind of threads does not?

>8 replies
why are discordniggers so defensive over their forced memes

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Before maybe, when underage retards werent the whole board spreading their brand of "ironic" zoomer "humor".

Is Discord the new boogeyman after IRC?
I stopped keeping track.

I'll take coomer posters over le normalfag anime poster le epic porn threads XD

>zoomer
Why do you use the term that got popular thanks to that kind of "humor"?

Maybe people grew tired of your template [provocative image] "what are some games..." opening posts and this is their chance to fight back?

>Nigga everyone goes on there.
go back

this question angers and confuses the coombrain

You genuinely believe that normalfags are the ones posting anime tits?

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i do not have a reddit account i have literally visited that site exclusively when google leads me there for a fix for a game, it's an echochamber like no other and Yea Forums is superior in every way

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That one gay dating sim

This game is trash tho, no way that is true. Surely there is something better.

Fighting shitposting with shitposting? Why not just make better threads instead of helping to lower the overall quality of not only this board but the entire website as well? Is it just too difficult to talk about games you like instead of talking about things that annoy you?

Reddit is based desu. I go on r/the_donald every day

it's the same fucking people you triple inbred special needs spastic
you're part of the fucking problem

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RRrRrrRrrRrRrGGgGgHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHhhh I'M COOMMMMIIIIIIN;NNNNGNGNGNGNG G RRRGGHHGGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FFFUCJK CCCOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM

Coomerposting is easy shitposting, cause so many people (especially on Yea Forums) are porn adicts. If you fall for it you're shiteating and if you play along you're also shitposting.
It's a bad smell carried by wind, too far away for you to do anything about.

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hhHhjjNnnNNNG fake CHISELED MANLY JAW AND fake BULGING MUSCLES RRRGghhrggggrgggg HE'S SO CUTE I'M GONNA..... I'M GONNA.... R. RGGHGHHrrggRggh CVCCCCOOOOOOMMMMMMMINGGGGGGGGGGG AAHH CCOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMVBH

SOON

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Is that Kizuna on the left?

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is a pathetic reddit atack because we learned their wekness

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nigga stay there not here.
how cant you read?

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artist: edo shigezu

Fap.

Victoria 2

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Based

Which game should I buy next?
I don't know why I keep doing this when it's extremely easy to pirate every single one of these. Probably convenience.

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Hollow Knight bapnada

>12 years old don't have sex drive.
i masturbated 6 times every night
not being able to produce semen is the best thing that happens to a young boy

Perfection

Big boobs, bigger boobs, biggest boobs. How boring.

Reminder that porn is even more normalfag than reddit

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>Nigga everyone goes on there.
i guess im a hipster then cause i never went to reddit in my 10+ years of 4chen

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WHAT? MY DICK KNEW MORE ABOUT SEX THEN ME AT THAT AGE.

Go away, comrade.

the normalfags here are you and other wojak zoomers, who came here because of the le secret shitposting club meme
Yea Forums was about anime and japan from the start, no amount of shitposting will change that, you normalfag

Name one thing that filters normalfags harder than lolis do.

>7 cherrypciked replies with almost no upvotes represent reddit
getting desperate here

Evenicle. Yes, it's more expensive, but you're getting 40 hours of gameplay instead of usual 10.

>anime the most normalfag shit of our generation
>the ones who have titties on their walls
>its not possible that normalfags are the ones posting tits
OH NO NO

My nigga. I have Phantom Thief but it’s not great.

oh you want me to Represent all of reddit
cause i can if you realy want me to

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scat

My vagina started to tingle constantly way before then, you virgin.

Does that mean I can freely post anime memes from r/animemes and r/anime here?

just use like textractor, it'll get the idea across well enough

>russian facebook is more popular than russian google
yikes

Or that those sites deliver universally desired content in an efficient way and need basically no marketing

>Japanese culture = anime
OH NO NO

How the fuck do we stop coombrains from taking all over the internet

Yeah, I'm itching to pull the trigger on that one, but will try to hold out for a sale.

>reading comprehension = none

good games about penis?

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If My Heart had Wings

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This game is shit but the senpai is the best girl

I love how the coomer meme fucking triggers people. They get mad they can't fucking be in lewd threads.

it's a shit meme.

It's a fucking Wojack edit, just ignore it like the rest of them.

The coom is inevitable

>capitalising and spelling it "wojack" instead of "wojak"
dumb redditor

You can't, Sex is biological need for humans and whether they admit to it or not they are attracted to entertaiment that contains sexual content, especially in sexually repressive societies. That's why "sex sells" and why no amount of censorship and pretending sex doesn't interest them ever works, it's simply a fundamental piece of the human experience. Until humans go through a singularity that deeply alters the basis of human nature, I can't see coomer content going out of business anytime soon.

12 year old is way beyond the age of just having sex drive, they're super horny little fuckers, and to say that humans don't have sex drive until a certain age is ignorant shit to utter and you come off as a brainwashed retard.
Every human being, no matter the age, has sex drive, but the volume is very different depending on the age. Young kids do have sex drive, but the magnitude of it is way lower than that of an adult. When you talk about sex drive, you're not supposed to compare an adult man's horniness with that of a 10 year old or something. Why do dumb people think everything in this world is so black and white? Its either one or the other, you're either a nazi or a communist, a leftist or a right winger. You fucking morons miss all the 98% in the middle

Sauce?

This the h-game thread?
heiwachan.com/flash9/saga/OP_saga.html

Can you solve the puzzle?

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it's discord and resetera now.

>why are they considered attractive
Because they don't call them moles. They call them beauty marks.

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Skyrim with mods

Princess Meltys is a cute girl and it's a shame she loses her tan with the pure route

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>flash

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HA! YOU FOOL! REDDIT IS FAR MORE AUTISTIC THEN Yea Forums. AND THAT IS ONLY THING THIS PLACE HAS GOING FOR IT!

>my wife is x
Ah, now this is a quality and original posting unlike coomer meme

>not playing flash H-games while you still can
I'm going to miss it when it's gone.

A new reign of religious puritanism, make people feel it's impure to think about sex and that it corrupts the soul. Head to your local mosque, church or synagogue to get you started

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vocaroo was a mistake

this is the correct response
anyone who jerks it as much as the coomer meme implies doesn't give a single shit

make him skinnyfat

>What's the lewdest game on Steam?
What game i can be a dog?

What's your point

>very very big breasts

It’s not like I’m thinking about sex between different species.

I'll tell my 11yo self jerking off 3-4 times a day that

AAAH THAT WAS A WASTE OF TIME

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Why are all the rpgmaker porn games always about playing as the girl? I don't want to see the same girl get raped over and over. I would rather travel around beating monsters and girls with the power of dick. and have some variety.

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Epic discord meme fellow discordian!

Ironic shitposting is posting simply because it causes a reaction.

Don't like dicks?

>he doesn't like self-inserting as the woman and enjoying going around getting raped by multiple different creatures until she ends up pregnant with one of them

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as opposed to regular shitposting...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gratification_disorder

cp

>not self-inserting as the man going around getting raped

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link to discord where it was posted first?

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real internet coomers jack off with their left hand. Like this is jacking off 101

This has always been the tried and true method over the years.

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Is there pron? What do I do after getting al the body parts?

I like that mods seethe so hard at wojak that porn game threads are now allowed as a result.

Sorry, let me explain more: Ironic shitposting is shitposting but the faggot who is shitposting actually enjoys the subject matter they are shitposting. This is the person posting "go back to..." whilst posting a wojack or frog image.

Regular shitposting is harder to differentiate but its when the poster actually has a dislike for the subject of the thread they are posting in. There is far more ironic shitposting than regular posting.

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This.
Now is crowded with faggots why? We fucking hate fags they ruin everything they touch. Leave fags

>can't figure out some elementary grade find the hidden parts puzzle game
Did you get the most important parts? There's two more outside of the basic arm/leg/body/head.

The dumb ESLs like you should be the first to go.

a man should rape, not the other way around

>t.

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Maybe if you were a Catholic I was fapping like a mad lad at age 9. Its been downhill ever since.

going to steam?

>flaw
>improves
??????????

There's a heart and a dick
you can play with her after that, don't exit

This looks so fucking boring, no wonder the vn scene is dying

I'll be getting it for the Switch, like every good Cummer should.

Its the mark of an old bitch. Its the only way you can tell them apart because of the same face.

Omae, what about us chummers?

>Maybe if you were a Catholic
Catholics have the largest sex drive of them all because of years worth of pent up sexual frustration of not even masturbating because that's a sin. Girls who went to catholic school being panthers in bed is not a meme, all that time of repression getting unleashed all at once.

>smegma
who even likes this shit

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I was implying they were too fucked up to do it because of the pedo priests.

>meme by Holy See Gang

when does that shit get good? last time i played it i was just clicking

I do. not eating it but the thought of a girl peeling back a dick and making fun of them for having it be so dirty is pretty hot.

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I find a woman who voluntarily will suck smegma out and gets turned on from it to be pretty hot.
At least in 2D.
exhentai.org/g/1205649/4eede8228f/

>hes never had a Catholic gf that only ever let you do her in the butt.
The meme does hold water it just depends on how hardcore they are about it.

What even is that?

It's a USB line, I'll show it to you later.

Be an incel?
You already got that down

In 2d yeah, and it helps that the art is decent.

>12 years old don't have sex drive.

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all the religious girls I talk to don't want to have sex with me

I love Neptune!

>discord memeshitter kids called out
>thread gets flooded by samefagging underageds

This site needs to crash and burn

>inb4 meme reponse

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Even if it's a man raping another man?

any ip that joined after 2014 needs banned prove me wrong

At least it's mildly funny when their images and posts get deleted but the thread stays up.

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Just have any IPs with cookies from reddit get banned when they attempt to go onto this site. That, or redirect them to >>>/z/.

Is the whole coom thing supposed to make me mad? Hell yeah I’ll bust a fat nut while you moan and piss your pants about porn

>2014
You mean 2008 right?

its easier to design one girl and a few faceless men than designing a male protag and a variety of girls to fuck

how do i even play this shit I can't click on anything except moving the camera around

Based and coompilled

>tfw no porn games where i can play as a thicc big tiddied gyaru and rape pervy little boys

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I feel like it'll just backfire like how boomer was supposed to be an insult but then people started wearing it as a badge of honor

>Melty's Quest
russian facebook unironically has better design that facebook, so much cleaner and nicer without that bloatware straight out of 2005

Leave this board, you monster faggot

That kid is going to die of overejaculation.

nvm, took a moment to see ntr
Cheating fucking shits.

Your earliest memory is from when you were 7? Fuck dude I remember shit that happened when I was 3.

youtube.com/watch?v=rmBhQtB5nM0

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>Porn is more popular than knowledge

SOCIETY

Looks like Adamasu no Majotachi

>MUH DICK
This and similar phrases indicate that an individual is a fan of something that was posted. Compare it to "This looks nice" and "based". This can provoke additional video game related images or conversations.
>"COOOOOOOM hejfkglellalskxnfnd" with accompanying wojak image
This phrase is exclusively used to mock people. This does not provoke anything but off topic complaining. This is likened to /pol/-tier "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" and "haha, epic win, reddit, we did it!!"

7/10, you got me to respond. Please stop shitting up this board.

The internet is for porn, faggot. Admit it, your first web search was for lewd shit, if not outright porn

I don't have a reddit account. I don't have a facebook account. I don't have a twitter account.

>Bus/Train Chikan
SUGOI

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You can't click on that arm the dog has, you need to find some other parts of the puzzle first to get it to let go.

okay Yea Forums, I'm thirsty. Gimme some futa dick.

> an echochamber like no other and Yea Forums is superior in every way
This is literally the strongest echochamber this side of the ocean. What the fuck are you on about?

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It is not gonna lie. I only search for knowledge when I'm bored and can't sleep.

it's a twitter reactionary thing which also makes it a discord thing
they force memes here all of the time because they are losers

What a weird looking cat.

redditors that spam this site always whining about being mocked for being from reddit
>everyone uses tumblr. why don't you like tumblr. why is everything bad from tumblr.
fuck peter thiel for giving reddit money

Bins get the fuck outta here

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I got baited with this shit, i basically became a plane engineer when the sex scenes appeared

Probably Tina's game.
At least until Taimanin Asagi comes out.

>CCCCCOOOOOMMMMMMM

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I never thought I would see the day when Yea Forums would turn against porn, this whole site has been a den of porn addicts since forever. There never were sfw boards. People used to post porn everywhere.

t.oldfag.

I blocked out a lot.

help I can only find the legs

I love all the flash games by this guy, I almost got tricked before I found his pp. I don't usually watch idol stuff, should I watch this animu anyway?

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Rance is the protagonist for you

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Here's a freebie because the torso is a real fucking bitc to geth, you can drag the couch bottom right. It has to be at a kind of weird angle, but if you can click on it, you can start dragging it around.

Just wanna say I love when you play as a strong female character that slowly allows becomes okay with whoring herself out for money.

There was a time when sites had dedicated communities, and didn't just surf the same 3-4 social media aggregators as everybody else. Of course you wouldn't know this, because you're an underage phoneposter who started browsing the internet in 2012.

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Not really on Steam but i started Euphoria after a thread i saw yesterday what the fuck and why do i got a boner is all i got to say about it

WHAT THE FUG

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Embrace your inner coomer lad.

The only confusing thing about this game is that you gotta drag the couch in a weird way. You gotta get the parts in a certain order too, doggo is like 3-4th.

I was jerking off to climax at 8 years.

No, it was briefly the flagship Trans anime before they got bored and started claiming traps was a derogative term after briefly hijacking it

First because of this: Second because these games are usually about gradual corruption/debauchery of a woman. You're sort of not playing as the protagonist, you're directing the protagonist to corrupt herself for your enjoyment.

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>Buying lewd games on Steam
Do you want all your friends can see what smut you play?

wat

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>friends
Hwhat

that.... that's eu4. You absolute retard.

>9420 porn reviews
i thought it was just a meme

i wouldn't add anyone that cared what i played to my friends list
if you are an annoying person you are going in the bin

Depends if you count adult patches available off-site, or mods.

>x is the worst thing that has ever happened to this site

yes

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This guy must have caught on by now. His face is making the rounds.

Crusader Kings II

I love Heiwachan flashes but I fucking hate the obscure tricks and order of things that have to be done before you actually get anything.
I especially hate shit where you have to click in succession on different spots in order to remove certain clothings.

Has anyone ever done a guide to these games?
Delthea 3 was a pain in the ass to figure out by myself - not even knowing japanese would help solve some of these - it's just clicking shit until something finally reacts

It's a printer cable. You rarely see that endcap on anything other than printer cables. Occasionally, but rare. Why, I don't know.

H-flash has a couple writeups in the comments, or you can just google TL Heiwachan's website, the comment section there usually has stuff.

At least this stuff isn't as balls to the walls hard like those old hentai flashes in the day, like that one that required you to play a shmup, and you could game over and reset all your progress.

>playing lewd games
>having friends
pick one

I'll pick doing lewd things with your friends

>5 reviews every day

He is living in symbiosis with his own coom

/pol/ fag discord thing, they shit post, blame reddit or twitter or whatever and the come in saying they are "saving" a board by driving the posts away

I was talking more about some kind of collection of guides like pastebin.com/WdPYwPmV
It's outdated as fuck and I was hoping to find something like it for the newer flashes as well

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Whatever it is, it's terrible and an attempt to ruin everything. Through dick, unity, is a phrase that runs true throughout the internet.

Time to spoonfeed

1. Click on Door on the left
2 Click on left Light
3 click on Sofa and drag it out of the right
4.Drag head on body
5 Click on the Windows to the right
6.Click on the books to get Hay
7 get the hay to the doggo
8Put the arm on
9 Get the heart from the picture
10 click on person
11 click on the door in the fireplace looking area
12 Get shrunk dickki
13 slide shrunk dikki into skirt
14 Feel the Magic. Paint turns Zombo into human The light just turns on the light Use left door and Past that is up to you faggots

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/fit/ are the ones that started it,same guys that also brought you milk truck and other amazing memes

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>(USER WAS MILKED FOR THIS POST)

don't worry user, you're just a late bloomer

help me user. all i can do is make her little dick cum. I opened the door on the left but clicking either yes or no does nothing.

what does being milked even mean in this context?

dumb milmer

milked like a cow

youtu.be/PXoZiSmP290

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Yea Forums isn't turning against porn, it's just people always loved trolling and these days the number of people who take things too seriously and take the bait is just too high so we are living through some sort of constantly trolling hell in which everybody tries to annoy everybody because nobody can handle the bantz anymore.

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I got lost, was this the guro thread?

Reminder that fighting shitposting with shitposting is never the way and only draws in more retards to your pointless passive aggressive fighting because the shit-flinging gets them attention and (You)s

Anyone who implies otherwise doesn't want to admit this simple truth because improving the board requires actual effort beyond reusing wojak's zombified corpse for yet another shitty and unoriginal meme

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thanks for this. still took me forever to find out how to put it in the butt since i was overthinking things.

Now if only people could subscribe to my twitch someday. Today would be grand.

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>t. Shroud

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Honestly, everyone has lost the meaning of the word "irony" if you ask me.

Many thanks.

>Underrated game that barely gets a thread finally gets discussed
>No one talks in the thread and it dies on Page 10