OH SHIT YOU JUST DROPPED A CRIT SAY SOMETHING COOL
OH SHIT YOU JUST DROPPED A CRIT SAY SOMETHING COOL
Carson Ward
Adam Flores
*slurp*
*pop*
nice
Matthew Jenkins
YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A LOT MORE POWER THAN THAT...!
Charles Butler
Eat dicks
Wyatt Bailey
BERIBU!
Lincoln Parker
I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMINNNNN
James Price
I AM GOING TO TURN YOUR COCKSKIN INTO A WINDSOCK
Jaxson Edwards
Ryder Ramirez
Y-you too.
Alexander Williams
YEAH I EAT ASS! AND WHAT ABOUT IT?
Chase Allen
JUST CALL ME THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE BECAUSE YOU'VE REACHED THE END TIMES
Jayden Green
INSTALL GET BENTOO
Connor Williams
FIRST OFF FUCK YOUR BITCH AND THE CLIQUE YOU CLAIM WEST SIDE WHEN WE RIDE COME EQUIP WITH GAME
Jeremiah Murphy
The Game
Carson Parker
YOU CLAIM TO BE A PLAYER BUT I FUCKED YOUR WIFE
Carter Allen
TIME IS ON MY SIDE!
Lincoln Jenkins
EAT THIS
Jeremiah Butler
Look, Fuck you
Fuck the plane you flew in on
Fuck them shoes
Fuck those socks with the belt on it
Fuck yo gay ass fairy faggot accent
Fuck them cheap ass cigars
Fuck yo yuk-mouth teeth
Fuck yo hair piece
Fuck yo chocolate
Fuck Guy Ritchie
Fuck Prince William
Fuck the Queen
This is America
My president is black and my Lambo is blue, nigga
Now get the fuck out my hotel room
And if I see you in the street I’m slappin’ the shit out of you
Lincoln Gutierrez
I DON'T KNOW
William Thomas
Oh fuck. My spaghetti!
Brayden Anderson
>Get a crit as user
>Have to sit through long crit shoutout and animation
>*sigh*
>Remove unit at the end of the battle
Anyone else have this problem?
Isaiah Myers
Juan Lee
DIE TRAITOR
Aiden Bennett
EASY
Aaron Powell
FUCK NIGGERS
Jack Allen
お前はもう死んでいるよ
Julian Brooks
おっぱいのがだいすきですね
Owen Wood
THERE IS NOTHING I CANNOT CUT
Robert Collins
はい、 でもマンコが一番大好きだ。
Ryder Edwards
STOP.FUCKING.DYING
Juan Wright
That was a big attack... for you
Thomas Edwards
NOW IS THE TIME OF YOUR DEMISE!
Chase Lewis
LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE THIS
Dominic Bennett
>not the one where he's having a stroke
come on you can do better.
Carson Sanders
TENJOU TENGE MUTEKI TENSEIGIRI
Blake Bailey
CYKA BLYAT
Owen King
Tiocfaidh ár lá
Asher Fisher
Die.
Michael Ramirez
NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE!
GRRGH
OUGH
HRRYAAAAH!
WHY
WONT
YOU
DIIIEEEEE
Henry Morgan
ITTY BITTY BABY
ITTY BITTY BOAT
HABEEB IT
James Anderson
IMMA FUCKING KILL YOU, OLD STYLE
Lincoln Miller
NO I WAS GOING TO LET SOMEONE ELSE GET THIS KILL THEY NEED THE EXPERIENCE FUCKING RNG BULLSHIT
Camden Jones
SOMETHING COOL
Bentley Cook
TAKE THAT DAD
Logan Sanchez
Despite a 13% chance, crits do 52% of all damage
Zachary Barnes
why does this keep happening to me
Elijah Hernandez
I'm gay.
Lincoln Harris
(Only for Italofag)
ECCOTI SERVITO! IPERAGGIO!
Christian Gomez
grug
SMAASH
Joshua Green
IT'S THE BIGGIE
Zachary Harris
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY
Xavier Martin
GET A LOAD OF THIS
Brody Phillips
NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN DINNER
John Walker
ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARIGINALITY
Samuel Anderson
Christopher Reed
TWINKIE HOUSE!
Cooper Taylor
IT'S TOBLERONE TIME
Nathaniel Butler
They'll learn tah take another think next time heartless ya know it just ain't no good I tell ya hundred years to early when I got the Camaro reving bing bing wahoo ya know dang ol heartless it's real easy, man come up to me and I show them size boom.
Lincoln Brooks
tiananmen square
Jack Martin
BAKA! IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING!
Tyler Barnes
REV UP THOSE FRYERS, 'CUZ I SURE AM HUNGRY!
Carson Long
THE LIQUOR'S CALLING THE SHOTS NOW, RANDY
Jonathan Sanchez
Omg hai ___^ I’m user-san and I absolutely luuuv @__@ anime
Luis Cooper
I'm doing something extremely wicked!
Ethan Carter
Jackson Williams
Heh.....nothing personnel kid
Robert Wilson
PICK A GOD AND PRAY
Ryder Hill
FUCK BLACKS
Christopher Jackson
That line actually grew on me as I played. It is pretty damn good.
Jack Smith
this is nice crit
Dominic Diaz
ONE GUY?! NO CONTINUES?!
Ryder Baker
Logan Stewart
YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
Leo Hernandez
IM PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Jonathan Kelly
OH SHIT I JUST DROPPED A CRIT, SAY SOMETHING COOL.
Benjamin Richardson
Pop my prostate, mommy.
Caleb Rogers
RINGING EARS
BLURRED VISION
THE END APPROACHES
Austin Garcia
uwu? The end of you!
Robert Thompson
>Should of
You need to go back, autist
Christian Walker
WHO'S THE BITCH NOW?!
Justin Wright
NOW YOU'LL KNOW WHO'S THE KING OF YOU!
Jace Ortiz
SCUUUUUUUM GAAAANG
Aaron Turner
Based ancestor poster
Brody Gonzalez
THIS ONE'S FOR REAL
Luis Clark
Roses are red
Violets are blue
you may not be a girl
but a cat is fine too
William Wright
BASED COOMER
Wyatt Harris
*metal clang*
*steam purge*
Ryan Davis
FUCK YEAH
Isaiah Martinez
SEAKING
Landon Gonzalez
Legitimately some of Awakening's best writing comes from the parts where they had to be brief.
Jose Watson
HOPE YOU GOT EVERYTHING YOU WANTED IN LIFE!
Camden Brown
Sneed it up, senpai! *dabs*
Mason Jenkins
SOUL? SOULLESS!
Luke Hughes
MY DEMONS ARE A BIT DIFFERENT
Christopher Fisher
Soh. Cah. Toa.
Liam Gomez
kys samefag
Brandon Phillips
mama mia thats a spicy crit
Henry Barnes
*rubs hands together*
TIME TO SHUT YOU DOWN!
Asher Green
NOW YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS
Carter Scott
OP IS A FAGGOT
Ayden Turner
Heh. Bitch lasagna.
Hudson Sanchez
AAAAAAA I'M COOMING!!