How was your weekend Yea Forums? Did you go to church today?

How was your weekend Yea Forums? Did you go to church today?

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i haven't been to church in 15 years. inb4 fedora memes. I'm just lazy.

god is a gamer

No, I don't attend church regularly anymore. Had a nice day out with the boys, though. We went to the zoo.

I pray at home, does that count?

I went to church, but to pillage it for Lord Odin.

> church
why would I do ever that ? are you still part of a cult in 2019?

A family member got married yesterday but another family member got really fucking sick in the middle of it and I had to bring them home so I ended up missing all of it which is unfortunate.

YES

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>worshipping cloud santa

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I know that image

I only go to church twice a year

What did you do to Sans?

>he thinks Santa lives in the clouds

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fucking Yea Forums gave me an armpit fetish

Not yet, just chilling, (waiting for the independence party :D)

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Literally my favorite 34 artist.

sauce?

lilmoonie

thanks based user

lilmoonie is truly fucking based

yw, happy fappan

Nah, I only ever go to church if I visit the folks for the weekend.Gonna go wander around Ikea for a while to pick up some shit. Maybe get some meatballs for lunch or something.

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Church ended about an hour ago. Just ate lunch. Went to the 11:30am mass at Queen of the Universe in Levittown, PA. It was a good mass.

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gratz dude

>tfw slightly interested in a girl and think she's interested in me too but I remember that she used to wear Evangelical clothing or whatever it was in elementary school and today still wears a cross necklace so I don't think we get to have too much fun?

idk

god, melee and brawl puff looked so awful in contrast to the rest of the roster

If something that minuscule bothers you before even trying to actually date her, then you're not gonna do well in -any- relationship

People who go to church or even just follow a religion are considered insane where I live.
Spent Saturday working and wasted my Sunday here btw.

Hey man, I've been in relationships before. Just not with a religious girl.

Yeah Church is cool.
The Simpsons are on today on Fox at 6:00. Might play videogames after.

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Churches are scams. The bible says anyplace can be your place of worship, as long as you respect that place as a place of worship respect.

Churches are the "geek squad" of religion, where people that aren't REALLY that devout go to do it the "right way". Or for people that fucked up so bad along their lives that they need someone to shame them into being decent people.

>I don't want community and people who like having any form of guidance or help are just sheep!
This is your brain on Protestantism.

Some 'churches' are a scam. The Church is a body, so it doens't matter where you meet, correct. It is great to physically meet together with other believers as a community to build each other up. Just going to it and listening to a sermon is helpful, but its good to use the resources it provides and reach out to others to help each other out. Don't make the mistake I did and hermit myself off from churches due to the stigma of corruption. Call it like it is, but don't let your anger of church corruption spoil the idea of church in your mind.

I understand, but where I live, it always end up being massive circlejerks with minimal community help, mostly centered around christmas gifts and maybe some soup kitchens here and there.

Also, nothing stops people that want to help their communities from just organizing into a NGO and do the same thing without having to rely on "God's power" to gather interest.

havent been to church since i broke up with my catholic gf. never went to church before i met her to my memory either

I slept in, but I had brunch with the senpai and am now back at home playing video games and watching Sunday soccer with a beer in hand.

No, but I went to a mosque

fuck off pagan in denial

How many women did you rape today?

I'm a good christian boy who never gets horny!

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I stopped going to Church since half of it was Christian rock and the other half was basic life lessons anyone with half a brain would get.

Church is for hypocrites, other than that had a pretty decent weekend.

it's not rape if it's in the name of allah, infidel

Duuuuuude I fre*king love simpsons, especially "E I E I d'oh", that one was my favorite episode. Especially when he pulls up to that one supply shop to get some seeds and some feed for his dad's land

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i want to have a formal wedding with the mii gunner so that i can fuck her brains out in the name of god

>IKEA meatballs

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