There’s literally nothing to be excited about

I was sort of intrigued with this game until that one peepee trailer with Geoff etc. That shit was pure cancer.

I have a PlayStation, this meme doesn’t work on me
There’s a difference between constant stimulation and having fun. If you can be entertained with nothing happening then more power to you, but keep in mind you’re playing a video game. There a good movies/books were nothing happens but they usually hold weight in atmosphere or dialogue. Or a theme of making a point. In comparison, this literally holds NOTHING, not even to compensate. Just because something is intentionally boring and you have the pretentious neurosis to be patient for it, with no pay off or point in the end, makes YOU the fool.
This is the only good response to take into consideration. Maybe you’re right but as it stands I don’t know
I guess I just meant the graphics looked nice.

>no pay off or point in the end
And here's the fucking catch. You have no idea if there's a pay off or point in the end, because the game isn't out yet and you're just making wild assumptions on the plot, dialogue, characters, etc. You say it holds literally nothing, so I'm wondering how the hell you secured an early copy of the game and tested that theory out.

I don't understand why zoomers like empty barren landscape open worlds so much

Sorry kiddies and man babies never ever on switch

It doesn't have 8000 korok seeds to find so its shit

The thing to do is traverse
Traversal is the most fleshed out mechanic in the game, wherein you have to manage the weight of your packages, your balance, your speed, your footing and the like.
It'll be an animation-based exploration game where if your character looks like they're off balance, they actually are and the animation isn't just for show

I’m just talking about what we were shown now. I assumed you already liked and was interested from what you were shown

I think both high and lo iq people enjoy minimalism. Opulence is for the middle brow

What I've seen, it looked like Kojima played the Mako sections of Mass Effect 1, and said "Lets remove the Mako, and make an entire game of it". The result was this.

>hiking sim fun
Hiking itself is boring. I can’t tell if you’re serious.

Lots of things you do in games are boring in real life.
the fun of games is that it takes any given activity and turns it into a puzzle to be solved

>beautiful open world
its not beautiful.
If the whole world is that rocky green mountains then its pretty damn shitty.

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Hiking is fun. You never went hiking? Seen nice views, go untraveled areas? I mean those giant public trails are boring but hiking is fun. One time I came across a mountain lion cus me and some friends decided to go drunk hiking at night. Some girl I was tryna bang was there so I pretended to act like a leader and told everyone to back off slowly. It was just a cub so I was bullshitting about how serious it was, but everyone was scared shitless. We got back safe, never did bang tho

the straps look like a lady's bottom

>piss
>build structures that other players can see and help build
>find other players lost items
>balance yourself depending on your weight distribution
>physical inventory where every item that isn't cosmetic is carried on your person and not in a slot menu like RE4, all those items can be dropped on purpose or accidentally by getting hit hard, or falling
>you keep playing even when you die, when you die normally you go to an underwater realm where you have to find your shit, when you die to the monsters a giant crater appears wherever you died permanently and you get sent to an active warzone, ww1/2 and possibly vietnam, that you have to survive and find a way out of to get back to life
>time speeding rain that can damage you and your equipment
I remember all of those things from MGSV.

>boss battle shown was just him throwing stuff and dodging the same repeated slow attacks
This is undeniably bad, but the real question is whether or not that was on the Very Easy mode that has been a hot topic around the time of the showcase, which we most likely will not know until the game comes out. The Very Easy mode can literally be beaten by people who couldn't beat the first level of Pacman.

>throw in some deadly animals or waterfalls and rivers to maneuver
We haven't seen deadly animals, but we have seen a quadruped B.T. in the Fragile cutscene, and in general the B.T.s are most likely going to be dangerous, at least in Kojima's own words.
In the gameplay video you literally see him maneuvering through a river, as well as in the release date trailer, and then you also see him walking in a waterfall.

my bottom looks like a lady's bottom but i have a huge weiner and buck teeth and am yellow like sponge bob do you want to be my patrick and put your small pee inside my big pee until you make another new character in wow you worthless fuck

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o kurwa xD

Wow, that homophobic pile of shit even supports child rape? Kojima has been described by some friends and colleagues as racist. Colleague David Hayter described him as "Nazi-esque", saying: "Every once in a while there'd be something about Jews and I'd be, 'But Hideo, I'm Jewish,' and he was like 'Yes, yes, I don't mean you.' He had a definite racialist streak, [the belief] that he was physically, spiritually and creatively superior", a view he appears to have continued to maintain throughout his later years. According to Konami executives, Kojima once attacked a mixed-race woman in a restaurant with a smashed wineglass, saying "I hate black people". During a conference at the 1998 Tokyo Game Show, the audience rioted after the trailer for Metal Gear Solid included the German national anthem "Deutschlandlied", including a verse omitted since 1945 for its nationalist associations.

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Sam seemed to be dissapointed and sad in the trailer where Deadman explains that BBs are just equipment, plus Sam is always very gentle when handling BB. I can already see his attachment to it being a plot point.

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Source on that David Hayter quote please

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have you ever been outside? theres nothing to do for miles upon miles.

An article I wrote a few years back. It's easy to find.

>>beautiful open world but seems sparsely populated with things to do
humans live under the surface and the world will look different within days thanks to the online system
>>combat ripped from mgsv but stealth was simmered down. Mechanics are literally the same, just added new animations and gadgets. We already have that game
mechanics are not the same. maybe the sneaking is simplified (too early to judge), but the mere traversing is more complex having shoulder buttons for balance and exoskeletons for increased jump power
>>boss battle shown was just him throwing stuff and dodging the same repeated slow attacks
he could have modified the weapon with his blood, but chose the blood grenades. it was also on very easy
>>if traversing an environment for long walks was a big part of the game couldn’t they make the environment more exciting. Throw in some deadly animals or waterfalls and rivers to maneuver? All I’ve seen him do is use a damn ladder.
but we already got to see all of that. instead of real animals, it was black goo animals though.
and we've seen him use more than just ladders by now.

>it was also on very easy
PLEASE SAUCE

>Article I wrote
Wew lad

not him, but kojima said something about it being the easiest boss in the game

I'm thinking it's because Sam was Cliff's Bridge Baby. He's the only one who seems to care about them, and hes also got the uncanny ability to sense BTs.

it's copypasta mate

>>you keep playing even when you die, when you die normally you go to an underwater realm where you have to find your shit, when you die to the monsters a giant crater appears wherever you died permanently and you get sent to an active warzone, ww1/2 and possibly vietnam, that you have to survive and find a way out of to get back to life
>>time speeding rain that can damage you and your equipment
>I remember all of those things from MGSV.
excellent post user

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Too bad posts that actually are in favor of the game while also being realistic are completely ignored.

>90% of the game will be sorting out your inventory and walking from a to b
*yawns*

>$400 for a movie player
Nah