Come sit by me user, I saved you a seat

>Come sit by me user, I saved you a seat.

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give me a 2d gf...

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Sorry, I'm hanging out with Arcueid tonight.

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On my own couch?

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>tfw forever alone and almost 30

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Thanks Seiba

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OH cool can I have some pizza?
can we watch treasure planet again?

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Did you save me a slice though?

You must be mistaken, I have a date with her tonight. Sorry, user.

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give me illya gf

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>""king"" cannot write in cursive

>Blue ribbon

Fuck off worse Saber, give me Claudius instead.

>fuck off worse Saber, give me shittier Saber instead

o-okay
w-what are we going t-to do?

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MATING PRESS socks left on

>Another kilo gained
>Cant do pushups
How do I get fit?

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no one is truly forever alone. Just lower your standards until you find someone as shit and as desperate as you frogposter

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Uhh okay, just a heads up I'm gonna pull out my snake in a few minutes and play some h-games so you should probably leave stranger who I have no idea how you got into my room.

train
*smacks head with shinai*

>tfw alone and 30

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>weigh 140kg
>can do 25 pushups in a row
get on my level

no way fag

enjoy your heart failure

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Lowering your standards that much isn't worth it, it's better living alone at that point.