Cope and Seethe Stevefags
I do say Smash is quite hearty, but sorry MC fans but this is a Banjo Kazooie only party!
Zachary Lewis
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Jace Sullivan
Terrible rhyming form, I fucking hate minecraft but this is just embarrassing you massive faggot
Nathan Johnson
We get it, Banjokes, you won. You finally won, and got your character. You got your wish, but not the humble way others have done so. You didn’t politely wait and be relaxed like the rest of us. You spent the last several months throwing tantrums when your echo chambers had people merely poking some fun, and got vicious at fans of Minecraft, even children on Twitter.
You don’t deserve this. You don’t deserve any of this. This is the equivalent of petting a rabid dog after it ate your grandma. It’s not right, and this is a game for children, the target audience of Minecraft. And you took that away from them.
Minecraft fans may have only showed up just for smash 4, but they were really excited for Steve. Do you know how many kids’ hearts were shattered because Minecraft wasn’t coming after all? A lot, and you’re all being greedy jerks, rubbing salt in the wound.
You may have gotten your characters, but at what cost? Just know that someone’s little brother is gonna cry himself to sleep at night knowing his dreams of playing as Steve in the biggest gaming crossover ever was all for nothing.
Daniel Hughes
You sound like a child
Aaron Nelson
Stevefags have to convince themself they hold some moral highground after bullying banjobros for months
Glad you tards got what you deserved
Carter Baker
i'm making a smash roster
post characters you want, will post in a few hours when's done
James Foster
Work on your grammar, banjoke
Matthew Baker
Haha how petty
Ayden Diaz
who let you out of the special children ward?
Christian Parker
Why are you such a retarded faggot?
Angel Sanders
Keep crying baby
Austin Sanchez
he's in and there's literally nothing yo faggots can do about it
Brody Williams
We can do what you Stevefags haven’t
Accept the fact that Banjo is in and Steve never will be
Julian Brooks
There’s actually something we can do about it, helping the squirrel
Jacob Young
Minecraft babies BTFO'd
Levi Wright
banjo isn't even in you delusional retard
Ethan Ramirez
Shifting goalposts, what a joke!
You Stevies are such pathetic blokes!
Banjo is in, your fate is sealed!
Only to Redditors have you appealed!
Jayden Russell
this kills the stevefag
Noah Wright
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John Rogers
In case you forgot or just haven't heard
The latest newcomer: the bear and the bird!
You blockheads may find it hard to believe
No letters in the mail for faggots named Steve
Jackson Gutierrez
Yea Forums is incapable of proper rhyming and meter for some reason. It honestly baffles me.
Carson Martin
>the bear and the bird
Lucas Brown
Steve is coming. Sakurai personally invited Notch to Japan. There he showcased his upcoming game and helped brainstorm a fitting moveset for steve.
Jayden Moore
>this is a game for children, the target audience of Minecraft. And you took that away from them
That's right, and I'd do it again too, FAGGOT!
Adrian Bell
Steve lost the slot to the bear and bird,
His fans think it's quite absurd!
But Sakurai gets the final say,
And he told Steve that there was no way!