>creates the Stealth genre
>creates the Stranding genre
>creates the A Hideo Kojima Game genre
Is this the Thomas Edison of videogames?
Creates the Stealth genre
the fuck is a stranding genre
>he doesnt know
HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA
KEK
imagine living under the rock like this guy
Edison was actually a hack that got all the credit for stuff he "invented". So, yeah, maybe Kojima is the Thomas Edison of videogames.
Boom boom pow
>this face confuses and angers the brainlet
Go away, boomer.
What did he mean by this?
how old is he again? Its really embarrassing
>puts his childhood waifu in his game
>makes her digitally young again
How based can he get
God bless kojimmer
Yeah, all jokes aside, this is literally living the dream
Based.
Black Parade is unironic kino.
are you serious?
AAA walking sim with way more cut-scenes
don't tell me you fell for this
>way more cutscenes
Why would it?
Kojima has been moving away more and more from making movies.
Hell, his games being actual games is why MGS idiots have been throwing an autistic fit of rage for 4 years now.
>Creates the stealth genre
The first stealth game came out a decade before MG1
>Creates the strand genre
Dark Souls and Perfect Dark already did everything he's shown from Death Stranding.
Who did he steal from then?
It's just fucking MGSV but with a different paint coat, Kojima.
Good, MGSV is the only decent thing he's ever released.
Found the faggots
This is still the biggest power play in the entire game industry
>fall in love with a woman you see on TV as a boy
>obviously she's unattainable as you live halfway around the world, don't speak the same language, and she's famous whereas you're a nobody
>40 years later you have the full financial power of Sony behind you
>cast your waifu in your game
>she's aged considerably but you can just use technology to make her look exactly like she did when you first fell for her
>get to do press junkets together where she calls you a genius
>at home you have a high res 3d model of her you can do anything with
Dude's a fucking legend, even if it's only for this
None of these are A Hideo Kojima Game
Open world by Kojima.
thom yorke isnt looking too good these days
is that the sorrow? fuck kojima
>even Tameme was able to get a major actor from LotR
>Kojima has to settle for a bunch of C list made for TV movie actors
t. Tesla
Gerard is one of those weird creatives who has a pulse on how to interest kids and gets labeled by contrary children as lame until they grow up and realize he wasn't just making Edgy Kidz Bop or 2deep bullshit.
i'm so excited bros. We are close
do you see that mountain? you can go there
Edison didnt invent SHIT. Stole it all from Tesla and others, had thugs that came and beat the shit out of you if you tried to expose him.
It's all of us' dream and anyone who says otherwise is a LIAR.
Question for you anons, for whom would you do the same in the future, if you could?
Ellen Page
Karen Parsons
Lucy Liu
Ruth Negga but she's a lot closer to my age
>imma just rip off what Souls game do with online interactivity and call it a genre I invented