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Injustice storytime pt2
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Lincoln Wilson
Michael King
Caleb Barnes
Grayson Hernandez
Robert Ross
Christopher Collins
Jacob Wood
Henry Reed
Cameron Hernandez
Jacob Reyes
Josiah Brown
Grayson Thomas
Which DC character would you fuck?
I want to say Harley, but I feel like she’d smell like sour sweat and garbage.
Benjamin Nelson
Blake Davis
Jack Lewis
Andrew Stewart
Ryder Jenkins
Justin Myers
The answer is always Raven
Christian Flores
Leo King
Starfire
Thomas Peterson
Chase Robinson
Sliver banshee and the emerald empress
Lucas Gutierrez
Swamp Thing
Christopher Baker
James Cruz
Owen Barnes
Michael Allen
John Martin
Bump
Brody Jackson
Every fucking time. What a fucking shitshow.
Brayden Adams
Owen Diaz
Innocent Supergirl
Nolan Davis
Mason Flores
Oh shit here were go
Thomas Rogers
Chase Anderson
Grayson Carter
this has to be the worst page in the whole shitshow series
just nonsense on a dozen different levels and they keep going like nothing happened
Tyler Harris
This
Chase Campbell
Ryder Fisher
I really wish they did it another way to set this up. I also wish they didn't end up going with the red hood background they did
Kevin Miller
Lincoln Lopez
Jonathan Harris
Matthew Butler
Christian Campbell
Isaiah Murphy
explain to someone who doesn't know jack about capeshit
Landon Thompson
Adam Jenkins
Gavin Rogers
Tyler Roberts
this is million dollar baby levels of trash death scene
Sebastian Morales
Batgirl seems the most sane and the least likely to accidentally/intentionally murder me during sex.
Hunter Gomez
Jayden Hughes
Michael Long
is the guy that died a big deal?
Noah Anderson
Yup.
Landon Hernandez
Ryder Perry
That's original Robin (as in boy wonder batman and robin)
Blake Anderson
Juan Flores
He's batman's first adoptive son
Dylan Roberts
>that quinn
Thomas Campbell
Logan Edwards
Josiah Sullivan
wow, even a guy like croc says batman is an asshole
Isaac Bailey
Isaac Rodriguez
Goddamn. Comicbooks are such fucking garbage.
Isaiah Reyes
Oh come on, accidentally? If they're setting up Batman Jr to be a psycho at least go all the way.
Nicholas Parker
William Williams
The fuck is wrong with her eye in the third panel
David Walker
QUALITY
Noah Green
Joshua Cruz
Levi Thomas
Didn't know Justin was drawing comic books
Oliver Parker
Ian Brown
Holy fuck I don't remember the art looking this bad
Caleb Taylor
Luke Diaz
This can't be fucking real
Michael King
Aiden Nguyen
Christopher Rivera
Jason Cox
me neither, holy shit my sides
Robert Moore
Luis Sullivan
Jesus what the fuck
Connor Long
Michael Allen
Jackson Rogers
Parker Scott
Matthew Walker
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Samuel Parker
Alexander Morales
>only socialism can counter superman
At last I truly see
Aaron Sanders
Gabriel Ross
Robert Taylor
I can't remember the details but wasn't there some plot in the old cartoon where Batman had spent literally years coming up with plans to take down the rest of the Justice League starting the day they first met? He's fucking bonkers.
Matthew Bell
Jayden Gomez
Carter Murphy
He even made a plan to take himself down the absolute madman
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Mason Wilson
That fucking face
Caleb Wood
Cameron Morales
Mason Flores
>DUDE YOU CAN'T JUST KILL THE JOKER BECAUSE MUH SKIPPERY SLOPE
comic sucks, comic books suck, capeshit is for children
Evan Green
OY VEY superman
I'm sure you will be lenient with america's greatest ally
Adam Perry
Matthew Nelson
DAMN, Harley looks like *THAT*??
Carter Harris
Parker Nguyen
Sebastian Perry
Harley always seems like she'd be a good fuck and suck.
Jayden Robinson
Brayden Russell
Owen Torres
Benjamin Baker
Connor Fisher
Oh neat, Raven's in this?
Jeremiah Mitchell
Oliver Bailey
Joseph Bailey
Holy shit I always wondered where that came from
Easton Watson
Juan Reyes
Blake Stewart
Carson Nelson
Eli Garcia
Sebastian Foster
>gun control. the environment. not telling people who they can and can't love.
Very subtle
Brody Johnson
Has The Butlering happened yet?
Juan Evans
>Have a plan to kill everyone you meet
Technically because being batman isn't a paid profession does that mean its mental sickness?
Gabriel Hernandez
Ian Sullivan
Lucas Price
That's literally 47. Watch out batman!
Xavier Davis
William Lopez
Jace Harris
>dude slippery slope lmao
Is this moral message supposed to be taken seriously?
Jace Davis
Injustice is a mine of reactions
Lincoln Bennett
Jesus read a book superman, a supreme power already did this trick and look where it fucking ot us.
Chase Kelly
Nolan Phillips
Ian Foster
Dominic Peterson
>Burma
>Angry Myanmar noises
Brody Ramirez
Dylan Lee
Connor Rodriguez
What emotion is Harley's expression attempting to convey, here?
Alexander Clark
Julian Cruz
Orgasmic horror.
Horrorgasm, if you will.
Ryder Flores
Levi Carter
Fucking hell. Even if you agree with those things on that list (and broadly speaking, I do), this is a fantastic example of how NOT to write your views into something. Its preachy, it's insulting and its out of character.
Ryan Torres
Kayden Adams
>he actually did it
>uh oh
Parker Cook
Angel Cook
nope, they havent made the super pills yet
Dylan Reyes
Adam Evans
Camden Allen
Mason Hughes
Until you find out she stuck one of those joy buzzer things up her cunt or something and you die
Benjamin Long
Charles Gomez
Ayden Sanders
Mason Kelly
>middle panel
lol
Evan Sanders
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Ryan Sanders
It's clearly mental illness and I think every recent Batman adaptation has at least commented on that. Rich kid loses his parents, decides to become some kind of benevolent gangster.
Isaiah Gonzalez
Isaac Wilson
Noah Campbell
Hal's black hair bothers me so much.
Asher Morales
Ian Richardson
out of all people
Lincoln Jackson
Cooper Wilson
Anthony Rogers
smartest "man" on earth.
More intelligent than batman, has a contingency.
Believable.
Jacob Jackson
Noah Clark
Matthew Hughes
lmfao
Anthony Smith
William James
Joseph Robinson
Gabriel Richardson
Connor Cruz
When they went all out with this, I guess they really went all out
Aiden Bell
Zachary Watson
I unironically like this comic. But I barely read capestuff to begin with so the plot is novel to me
John Ramirez
Worth it.
Michael Bennett
>I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK
Luke Mitchell
Blake James
Leo Cook
Bentley Gray
Hudson Williams
Leo Cook
Caleb Morales
Nolan Phillips
>there's people who hate Damian despite being the only sane and logical guy of the crowd
Dominic Ross
Where the hell in Somalia are there this many white people
Julian Gomez
Josiah Russell
Rule one of comics, if your panel is more words than picture, you done fucked up
Chase Cooper
>that two face
Angel Morales
Oliver Adams
Alexander Nguyen
Elijah Brooks
Cameron Reed
Kayden Moore
Grr, women good, men bad.
Owen Collins
>I can't say
More like the authors can't say
Jace Hill
Angel Bailey
Jace Clark
Bentley Ross
Asswrecked
Angel Johnson
Gavin Smith
Michael Lopez
There are some grating moments here, but I can't stop reading
James Taylor
>flash would like to slow down
Andrew Roberts
Lucas Rivera
So wait, it isn't even that Superman turns evil, it's that after Lois dies Wonder Woman just keeps pushing him further off the deep end while everybody else tries to see reason?
Ryder Jackson
Justin Perez
Talk retarded shit turn into a retard
Mason Bailey
Isaac Baker
Aww that's pretty nice.
Luis Martin
Christopher Cook
Bentley Williams
Justin Jones
Matthew Morales
Oh boy here we go.
Jaxon Jones
Jayden Martinez
It's an interesting example of why super heroes would be fucking shit in the real world, because sooner or later they would start imposing their will on regular humans... for the humans "own benefit" of course...
Kayden Cruz
Ethan Anderson
Yeah she's kind of the Lady Macbeth of this story
Daniel Powell
Kayden Garcia
Long, intense, sweet love making sex with zatanna zatara! and raven! and power girl!
Justin Roberts
Isaac Robinson
>a giant ball of hell spinning in the darkness
You don't say
Julian Sanchez
Camden Cruz
Luke James
>I want to say Harley, but I feel like she’d smell like sour sweat and garbage.
No one has ever commented on her smelling bad and she doesn't seem adverse to showering.
Christopher Moore
Grayson Long
zatanna
Brandon Martinez
Nathan Richardson
Mason Bell
best bros
Asher Cooper
What's with black heroes having electric powers? Even marvel does this
Nathaniel Russell
Logan Turner
Gavin Scott
Feels like Darkseid just sent Kalibak here on purpose to get his ass whooped so he could laugh at him.
Jace Adams
lmao
Hunter Miller
>invasion on earth
>we're almost at the chess game
Ryan Hughes
Lucas Thomas
Well we can't swim so water powers are off the table, super speed would be racist, super strength is too generic...
Brody Turner
You gon get got
Nathaniel Price
Eli Lee
It's like when the QB knows he's about to get sacked but can't do anything to stop it
Aiden Reed
Levi Reed
Noah Gomez
Julian Rivera
Justin Long
Evan Parker
Justin Foster
Jason Cruz
where do you site do you get these from
Aaron Martin
Oliver Richardson
Is Powergirl DC? I'm not well versed with capeshit.
Alexander Watson
David Harris
yeah
her origins in some of the stories is as a clone or something of supergirl.
Mason Powell
I swear this question isn't a shitpost, I normally dont read comics. I just played the Arkham games:
Literally why does Batman not just kill the Joker? Doesnt it bother him, knowing that every time he lets Joker go back to Arkham he is condemning another 2 dozen people to death in the future? Why isn't his "no-kill" rule kicking in when he factors this into the kill/no-kill decision? Like, at the very least, can't he do something like paralyze the Joker from the neck down so he is physically incapable of hurting people or communicating his plans to others?
Gavin Sanchez
Kevin Martinez
Yes, she's Kryptonian like Superman/Supergirld et al.
Though, sometimes I think she's from an alternate reality depending on the reboot at the time.
Carson Nguyen
But the invasions started at famous monuments.
James White
Alexander Watson
I liked that trick better when Batman did it in the cartoon. It helped that he spilled his own secret identity at the end of the list, too.
Jason Harris
Levi Wright
I mean, this very comic answers that question.
In short, it always starts with one.
You justify the one killing, and slippery slope does the rest.
Xavier Bennett
Isaiah Moore
>Literally why does Batman not just kill the Joker?
For the sake of the story. Realistically Batman probably kills at least 10% of all the thugs he beats up (slamming them into pavement in the dead of night without calling an ambulance), the no-kill rule just means that the writers can keep recycling villains.
Sebastian Morgan
The anime version of Terra.
Jason Peterson
Jordan Bell
I'm not big into DC but I'd probably go with Ivy
Carson King
Nolan Taylor
He doesn’t kill.
Ryan Hughes
Joseph Fisher
We should try this again, but with neutral third party like China this time.
Brody Evans
Why is this retard provoking Superman to kill him when he was just shitting his pants at the idea not five minutes ago?
Leo Richardson
Dylan Diaz
holy shit im on Yea Forums not Yea Forums when did this happen
Gavin Ramirez
t. 50 cent party
Hudson Morris
Kalibak is not the sharpest tool in the Apokolips shed.
Landon Campbell
Juan Myers
i gotta admit, i was just about to ask where the videogames were but got stuck reading. why did robin kill other robin again?
Grayson Stewart
Hunter Howard
Luke Martin
Felt like I've read this but I kinda forgot. Is Injustice the one with Constantine trolling everyone?
Tyler Cook
Anthony Brooks
There are several answers, and its different depending on the writers, but generally speaking, Batman does not want to be judge, jury and executioner.
He stops the Joker because he can, but its for the justice system to give him whatever punishment is necessary.
Now, the problem is while this would actually make sense in the real world, comics just don't end. So, Joker always escapes and does something worse. So it feels like the Joker is on a revolving door. This is a problem with the medium in general, though. Which is why they feel the need to reboot things constantly.
Michael Smith
Ian Bell
>the one with Constantine trolling everyone
That's sort of every Constantine book, but yeah, a long time from the current issue when he shows up.
Jordan Gray
>Rip out Joker's eyes
>Rip out Joker's tongue
>Perforate Joker's eardrums
>Amputate Joker's arms and legs
>Snip a few strands of the spinal cord so he's paralyzed from the neck down, just for good measure
>Joker is now rendered an impotent meat nugget who is physically incapable of ever threatening Gotham again
>still alive, tho
The "no kill" rule is a bullshit excuse
Brayden Smith
Aaron Russell
Noah Fisher
nightwing is first robin, been around batman for alot longer and is fully inline with his viewpoints.
Damian (batmans blood son) was raised by talia al gul (ras al guls daughter)
Trained as a killer and has only been with batman a few years.
Hes a little shit.
Nightwing and damian has a little rivalry going. In some stories kind of get the idea that nightwing is closer to being batmans son than damian.
Hudson Hill
Logan Scott
Zachary Harris
Why is superman talking to himself?
Samuel Jackson
Jose Thompson
has there ever been a story where the government, local government or whatever are willing to put forward the death penalty... and does batman change his views at that point?
Kevin Perry
I'M KOOOOOMING
Samuel Murphy
Why is his hand purple?
Connor Hall
Joseph Hughes
Benjamin Lewis
It's "no punishment" really. He's not there to punish criminals, he's there to stop them.
In better adaptations it also shows that as Bruce he spends money trying to shore up the justice system, prisoner reform and rehabilitation and give jobs to former criminals, Batman is just one of the ways that he tries to make Gotham a better place.
Easton Powell
Jack Price
Michael Ortiz
Carter Carter
does this lead up to the games or something?
Liam King
Nicholas Phillips
Jose Price
>he's not there to punish criminals
Oh right that's why he goes out of his way to break every bone he can reach when he catches them and why his motif is playing on their fear, fuck out of here
Carter Wood
yeah. Right now this is the prequel to the first game.
The comic does the storyline of the games.
Then there is a few years gap, the comics fill in, and then injustice 2 continues it.
James Lee
Ethan Wright
The lighting obviously.
Kayden Collins
Gotham is located in a state that doesn't have the death penalty (which explains why most of his sane rogues gallery aren't executed.)
But, either way, that would be part of the justice system, as decided by the people, in a court of law.
Interestingly there was one story where the Joker was framed for killing someone out of state but Batman had evidence that the Joker didn't do it, so had to save him by presenting that evidence.
Nolan Howard
Owen Johnson
Henry Hall
>he's there to stop them
I mean, you can argue that part of it is punishment, but I think he likes to think of it as negative reinforcement. Punishment comes later with the judicial system.
Anthony Diaz
>Clark no
Clark yes
Nicholas White
Joshua Hernandez
Nah, he incapacitate them if they are a threat. Maybe roughs up a few if he needs information. That's not the same as punishment, dude.
Grayson Cook
Jace Ward
I was wondering why im on Yea Forums reading this not Yea Forums. Can we get a world where we follow young justice next please?
Jackson Young
James Flores
Slippery slope arguments are bad writing
Samuel Foster
Is Catwoman referring to.... (((them)))?
Charles Gomez
Michael Wright
is batman really defending the alien race of insect cyborgs that killed millions?
Ryder Cook
Blake Hall
This literally makes no sense, if she had enough time between realizing a nuke was exploding and the impact hitting to get Lex into his bunker then she was clearly moving several thousand times faster than the blast, she'd basically have to decide to get hit by the blast willingly.
Tyler Nguyen
Wait, Raven can just fucking summon Trigon?
Grayson Jenkins
Thomas Campbell
how are they talking when time's moving to slowly the air doesn't have time to move to their eardrums?
Tyler Edwards
speedsters can get tired/run out of energy.
Michael Rivera
Jose Rivera
KOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Lucas Davis
They're not, because slippery slope is a real thing that you can observe.
Jayden Bennett
Levi Campbell
Selina Kyle having socialist ideology is not out of character. It's been part of her character since the 80s.
Landon Ortiz
>I don’t specifically want to kill them, I just don’t want to prioritize their wellbeing over the lives of our own people
Superman argues this in a very rational way, I have no idea how flash even thinks he can argue back. It’s as if flash (assuming he was a normal human) would prioritize going easy on a home invader over making sure his family was safe.
Ethan Thomas
I guess the writer had just seen Million Dollar Baby.
Nolan Rodriguez
>putting a man in the hospital isn't a punishment
No.
If batman wanted to stop criminals as efficiently as possible he would coat his batarangs in a paralytic or sleep-inducing agent and KO everyone before they even know he's there. His whole gimmick is on inflicting pain and fear. That is a punishment no matter how you look at it
Furthermore, is nothing more and nothing less than "incapacitating" the Joker under the (justified) assumption that if he isn't rendered permanently incapable of engaging with the outside world than innocent WILL die. It's simple calculus.
Brandon Lopez
I find it interesting that killing baddies is such a big deal in this comic when the MCU has been killing invading alien hordes for almost a decade now.
Michael Bell
Kayden Rodriguez
lol nice
Hudson Wood
Jason Rivera
Speed Force.
No really. It's a magical force all speedsters tap into that allows them to break the laws of physics.
Thomas Russell
Luke Cox
They don't have Batman to throw an autistic fit. He'd probably have a stroke watching Ultron die.
Julian Sanchez
except superman cant tap into speedforce
Christian Jenkins
Tyler Robinson
>when the MCU has been killing invading alien hordes for almost a decade now
"Killing"
Nobody actually dies in those movies. The entire "Battle of New York" in Avengers had literally 5 casualties.
Connor James
Jordan Garcia
someone post a source for me where I can read them, I'm faster than OP and want to know what happens next
Liam Howard
Luke Moore
I don't think you understand what telling me she smells like sweat does to me.
Gabriel Hill
I know comic books will sometimes break basic anatomy here and there but that face has to be the absolute worst I've seen.
John Thomas
Luis Kelly
That tune is Billy's Bones.
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>Born on a Monday
>Married on Tuesday
>Drunk on Wednesday
>Plugged on a Thursday
>Sick on a Friday
>Died on a Saturday
>Buried on a Sunday
Christian Barnes
Jace Diaz
Jonathan Ramirez
This is some silver era bullshit. Holy shit.
Jackson Russell
Jayden James
They murdered the shit out of the Chitauri.
They killed Ultron. They killed Thanos's warriors and Thanos himself, twice.
Brayden Richardson
Eli Lopez
He isn't arguing back, hence why he said no and that he simply couldn't give Superman permission to kill the invaders. The ideal would be that no hero rules over another's autonomy, that all lives are equal and that treating any other being or life as less never happens. Heroes are not meant to act as the authority that determines whether you live or die, that's the entire point of Batman's side of the argument.
Jacob Miller
Jaxson Turner
Batman doesn't have to worry about justifying it to his parents.
Tyler Mitchell
Thomas Price
Kevin Sanders
Adrian Wood
He bought a shotgun online?
William Cox
Bat got his nose smashed in. Who the fuck drew this shitshow?
Tyler Ortiz
Uh-oh lads, the intolerant-of-intolerance squad showed up!
John Allen
Caleb Cox
>nooooooo you can't just kill alien invaders during wartime when they show up and start massaging civilians just think of the slippery slope bro
Is this supposed to be a joke?
Logan Miller
Jaxon Kelly
Batman’s argument holds weight when it comes to superman acting as a tyrant over the human race, not when superman is defending the earth from an alien fucking invasion. The initial breach of another’s autonomy occurred when they teleported in and started killing people. After that it was just a matter of defending your territory from a literal genocide. It’s a war, not a murder case. There is no judge or jury, there’s just who lives and who dies.
Tyler Hernandez
Brody Martinez
Why is Luthor helping supes? Isn't his schtick (when he isn't being regular old villain) that humanity shouldn't be subservient to the space-god?
Angel Wilson
Landon Bell
This part is so good.
Robert Reed
Jackson Wood
Colton Russell
>i want to get rid of guns
but swords are ok? but fucking misssiles, rockets, bombs, cars, trucks, large dogs, knives, hammers, screwdrives, fucking everything else are ok?
Elijah Moore
>They murdered the shit out of the Chitauri.
Weren't those robots, though? As soon as Iron Man blew up the mothership they all just dropped dead. They didn't bleed, either.
Joshua Morgan
Liam Thomas
Josiah Roberts
This kills the ameriburger
Jordan Gray
They get to that bro, chill. No ones takin your guns yet.
Luke Walker
If everyone are gods, then nobody are gods.
Syndrome was right.
Aiden Morgan
Eli Barnes
Dominic Adams
Again, the ideal. I'm not saying it's applicable in all cases. Like you said, once you've taken over someone else's autonomy over themselves then I think the rules should be dropped as far as upholding their own autonomy, but speaking for the ideal hero following the morally right, Flash is there to say he can't condone Superman's genocide of the invaders. As I said already, he didn't argue against Superman when he asked if there was any alternative, but he didn't give him his approval either.
Jordan Clark
its just such a dumb statement. I hate when people just say "well i want to ban all gats lol that'll keep it safe!" when everything is a weapon
Isaiah Evans
Leo Sanders
Nope, they were obviously cyborg thingies, but they were living creatures. They were shocked and kind of pissed off the Hulk 1-shotted their big flying space manatee.
Asher Ramirez
>we're all scared children
I had modern comics writers.
Liam Lopez
Knives, swords, forks and shit are legitimately less deadly than firearms. You can kill a guy with a rock, but not a whole school. And rockets isn't something your everyday schmoe is gonna be able to get his hands on either.
Guns are just in that sweet spot where any brainlet with a one can casually kill a group of people at range.
Landon Reed
Asher Jones
>man tries to go on a killing spree with a screwdriver
>2 people wounded, man is tackled and subdued without further incident
>man goes on a killing spree with a glock 18
>dozens dead
>THESE TWO SITUATIONS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME DON'T TREAD ON MEEEEEEEEEEE
Kayden Nguyen
Jonathan Lewis
It’s a force amplifier. You could say the same thing about bombs. And for what it’s worth, superman would also probably try to take away swords, bows, etc afterwards.
Luis Bell
Jeremiah Adams
Ryder Lee
>not guns kill people, people kill people
>let's get rid of people, barry. how long do you think it would take us?
>checkmate btw
Angel Allen
People say that kind of shit in real life all the time, don’t know what bothers you so much about that line.
Landon Rodriguez
>absolutely fucking decimate the invading force when he just ups and kills them
>Wow that was really easy, I should just keep doing this and risk less lifes I'm trying to protect
Are you saying that suddenly realizing this won't make him keep doing it because who is he supposed to answer to for just laser-eyeing some pickpocket in the end?
Jose Thompson
Looks like her boobs are hanging by her belly
Evan Diaz
Chase Cooper
Brody Williams
You could search the archives for previous dumps.
Xavier Myers
>man obtains glock 18
>an already regulated machine gun that only 3 in the US exist
>steals it, committing crime 1
>has it in possession crime 2
>is now a 2 time felon for just holding the thing
>somehow that is meaningless here that he already committed crime and then committed more crime but somehow banned my gun will make the situation better or different
I was about to say something about the boston marathon but you mentioned bombs. Ok, so what about trucks ala france Nice? Also superman is just a lune here. I don't like it.
Jonathan Ramirez
I like this page a lot.
James Powell
Connor Evans
>muh
>slippery
>slope
It's like this comic was written by 14 year olds
Owen Phillips
Luis Garcia
Shut the fuck up dude, nothing you're saying even remotely begins to make sense. You "take over someone else's autonomy" merely by saying no to them, never mind by punching them and everything else supers do on the regular. Autonomy violations don't have anything whatsoever to do with anything, that's a conversation only literal low-IQ autists have.
Austin Hernandez
Luke James
He doesn’t need to do this to pickpockets because he has options. The reason Batman making a stink about killing the aliens is so retarded is that there were 2 choices: kill the aliens and save more people, or don’t kill the aliens and save less people. With pickpockets and other petty crime (which pretty much includes almost all earth crime when compared to superman) there’s no risk, so he doesn’t need to kill.
Thomas Sullivan
robin is such a little edgy retard that it makes me ashamed that we share a name
Angel Parker
James Adams
>Ok, so what about trucks ala france Nice?
That's the exact argument they're making in the comic, now quit ruining this thread with American politics, nobody cares.
Jeremiah Collins
You're a dick?
Colton Baker
Tawky Tawny
Benjamin Hughes
Dylan Reyes
Nah im reading as we go, we good . I like this thread. I actually have to go do IRL things now so enjoy friends
Brody Fisher
>nooo you see this specific model of handgun is banned so that doesnt count please just dont think about how this applies equally to literally every type of gun that is legally available for purchase no step on my snek
Embarrassing
Liam Turner
Asher Roberts
Trucks have a purpose beyond being used as a weapon. Admittedly so do guns but the ratio is skewed massively. Plus superman isn’t even necessarily supposed to be in the right here, he’s supposed to be authoritative to the point it’s worrying.
Grayson Gonzalez
based
Ayden Wilson
Are we already past Green Arrow and Harley Queen's strange flirtations? It's a fun part.
Ryder Brooks
in this universe he was never a bad guy, supermans friend. doesnt last for long though.
Ayden Price
Dylan Perez
no, he's a damoin
Kevin Perry
Dominic Young
Jonathan Green
yeah. I got angry at the wrong things here I am sorry guys. This is a great thread
someone looking to commit crime will commit crime. 1 life is as valuable as 40 lives who cares about how many they killed just as they killed 1 person is bad enough. Fucking retard majority tyranny fuck.
Grayson Stewart
Oliver Hall
Alfred is legitimately the best part of this entire debacle.
Samuel Wood
Jacob Wright
It was Batman's turn to be retarded.
Jack Stewart
Jack Davis
>Writers realized that killing Joker, Kalabak, and Parademon's didn't give Superman the image of an evil killer
>So they suddenly make him start killing his own friends and civilians at the drop of a hat
Why'd they have to go that route? Shit was stupid and didn't really capture Superman's character.
Angel Gutierrez
How much of Cyborg is human, anyway?
Aiden Jenkins
Carter Bailey
Cameron Ross
Robin cannot fucking stop accidentally killing friends by lightly tapping them. This is some some supreme comedy.
Easton Clark
>nooooo you can't just say that murdering 40 people is worse than murdering one person all lives are equal and that's exactly why the other 39 people literally do not matter!!! molon labe!@
Yeah that's gonna be a "yikes" from me, dawg
Robert Cooper
Kevin Torres
half his face,a few of his organs
no penis though, the explosion wasn't progressive enough to avoid his dick
Christopher Morgan
claiming slippery slope is a fallacy isnt a fucking argument.
Angel Powell
The real answer is:
Comics need iconic characters alive to keep selling comics. Joker is an iconic character so Batman doesn't kill him.
IRL there are stand your ground and reasonable defense and threat laws that allow a civilian to kill a dangerous person.
Now for the comic reason:
Batman is really gay for Joker's cock. Albert even comments on this.
Brody Foster
I'm not sure if this is meant to be played up as actual retribution or a parody. Rape is bad, but that hardly excuses mass murdering every man in the group. Especially when not all of them will be guilty.
Jordan Martinez
Jayden King
Jacob Robinson
What an absolute retard.
Mason Lewis
Dylan Perez
Cooper Sullivan
Jaxson Sanders
>Oops, here I go killing another family member
Luis Hughes
Wonder Woman is evil in this story.
Wyatt Bennett
Matthew Martinez
hes got superman tier strength right now
Angel Gonzalez
Zachary Jenkins
Yes it is because the entire crux of Flash's argument is "all crimes are the same so if you try to punish murder then you will inevitably treat literally every crime as murder because it's all a slippery slope lmao." Which is asinine.
Noah Lopez
Gabriel Price
>the more I read this, the more I hate women
was this their goal all along?
Ryan Bailey
Connor Cook
>which is asinine
not an argument
Levi Sullivan
Josiah Clark
Samuel White
Batman and Superman's no kill rule has always been retarded because Wonder Woman is also a part of the Trinity and she's a fucking Amazonian war god who decapitates people with a sword and she's never had any moral failings because of it
Imagine trying to convince Wonder woman to put Ares in Arkham instead of just fucking killing him and his bloodthirsty armies. So dumb.
Marvel has the same deal, Captain America is a goddamn soldier with no problem strafing assholes with a .50 Cal but OH NO SPIDEY YOU CAN'T CROSS THAT LINE
dumb
Noah Roberts
Charles Ross
Reminder that Damian's a little shit and the only person who would actively do this preemptively is Damian, the same way he's doing this against Batman now.
Caleb Foster
>robin's bulge
yum yum :3
Alexander Ortiz
>Robin acting like this when Superman can lobotomize people from space with his eye lasers and they can't do anything about it
heaven forbid the guy without superpowers make preemptive strikes against the people who can sneeze him in half
Easton Johnson
No it’s fucking not, holy shit. I hope you’re baiting. Superman isn’t talking about murderers, he’s talking about guns. Those two things might seem related but I hope your pea brain can understand the difference. A murderer is someone who has already killed, a gun is a tool that gives someone the ability to kill. Flash’s argument is that if your goal is to take away guns because they result in deaths, there’s no reason to stop at guns. There are many pointless things that result in more needless deaths than even guns, like cigarettes as flash said.
Andrew Moore
Leo Taylor
>Different characters have different moralities
Not sure what you're complaining about.
Logan Sanders
Jacob Campbell
It is. You are literally too stupid to understand why the argument "every crime is as bad as murder" doesn't work. Leave this website until after you turn 18.
Jacob Parker
Samuel Rogers
So in Injustice 2 the good ending Superman gets sent into the Phantom Zone. But in the Comic Epilogue his Parents visit him and he's back in the Cell.
Jordan Hill
Charles Long
So Batman takes out all communications just because he doesn't want his name going out? That's pretty selfish.
Ryan Fisher
Brandon Jones
When their morality is never questioned or changed and caused endless plothole stupidity it's a problem. Wonder Woman should have just cut the joker's head off and gone back to fuck around on her lesbian bondage island
Parker Hill
Chase Howard
>batman doesn't want an angry mob to know his name and location
yeah fuck this dude
Adam Thomas
I'd be down with taking cigarettes away. They literally do nothing but addict people and give them and people around them throat and lung issues and cancer.
Also they smell like shit.
Isaac Clark
batman is such a bitch
Matthew Howard
Charles Sullivan
>Superman, already kind of worshiped as a god on earth, and now definitely worshiped, is about to set the world's entire population on him
Yeah how selfish of him
Kevin Long
Isaac Robinson
What’s up with supes face?
Jordan Foster
So if superman has a twitter, does he have a twitter pr team too?
Luis Barnes
David Barnes
i bet this makes ellen degenerate seethe
Easton Miller
the idea that a form of twitter existing in the dc universe is more strange to me than anything else for some reason
Eli Thomas
Who the hell knows. I mean the Injustice/He-Man comic picks up after the bad ending of Injustice 2.
Noah Richardson
Jack Thompson
"only because you turned Asian for this one panel, WW"
Jacob Barnes
>dude guns are just tools lmao you need to ban cars and shit
This argument is fucking retarded. Yes, guns are tools. Cars are tools. Like all tools, these entities have a specific purpose. A car's purpose is to get people from point A to point B. That is the job this tool was designed to do. It can kill people but it has functionality besides killing. It is not a tool for killing, to kill with it you must use it in a context it was not designed for. What is the purpose of a gun? What task was this tool designed to accomplish? Killing. A gun has no use but to kill people. That is it's job. It has no use in society but to increase the efficiency by which people kill each other. This is not the same as a car, or a truck, or a kitchen knife, or whatever retarded analogy that underage /k/fags trick themselves into thinking is clever.
Jason Kelly
They've probably all got instagrams too
William Miller
Looks like batman forgot twitter existed.
Brody James
It's kind of like watching anime where they have smart phones.
It's kind of weird how it's all caught up.
Gavin Lewis
Angel Morales
Christopher Myers
These are comic books. They'll change depending on the serial. Superheroes only have a baseline of morality for writers to interpret but they can change whatever they want.
>Superman is always a goody two shoes
>In this one, he kills and goes power hungry
>Batman is always a no kill character
>Next one he kills
Logan Nelson
You'd hate Marvel, where all the heroes and villains are on Tinder.
Leo Scott
Jacob Davis
Thats not a slippery slope.
Flash is literally correct in that Cigarettes and retards speeding kill more people than guns a hundred times over.
Why the fuck would you stop at removing guns if your goal was to remove all murder?
Ayden Price
they didn't manage to even get beyond step 0
Zachary Brown
What about cigarettes then?
Liam Walker
Jeremiah Jackson
What, Superman doesn't have a blue checkmark?
Cooper Hall
long running shows that do that are so fucking weird
>suddenly the simpsons have smartphones
>detective conan is still 6 years old and some of his old plotlines would have been solved with mobile phones and mobile cameras which are now everywhere
and so on
Matthew Anderson
woah thanos is in this?
Kayden Williams
>tfw Peggy finds Captain America's tinder account under the name "Johnny Storm"
John Thomas
Liam Russell
You wouldn't mock them to their faces, pussy
Brody Howard
Cars aren't designed to kill. They are designed as a mode of transport.
I am 100% behind making all cars automated eventually though.
Colton Miller
Justin Murphy
based Alfred
Kevin Kelly
I didnt like the comics at all. It started good with a nice promise but in the whole series was just a "HERE'S EVERY CHARACTER YOU EVER READ ABOUT"
Kayden Peterson
where can I read this
I like story times, but the cool down is annoying
Jordan Green
>photos of the boys
ummmm
Michael Rodriguez
He was born and raised in rural Kansas, he probably said something that got him deplatformed
Ethan Torres
John Clark
Colton Evans
>dude ban cigarettes lmao
It isnt illegal to kill yourself and as such equating it with murder is a false equivalency
>dude ban cars lmao
Another false equivalency
Flash's IQ is inversely correlated with his speed
Bentley Gutierrez
Flash should've suggested killing faggots to get rid of AIDS too baka desu senpai
Hudson Anderson
wait how would this even get out if all communications were brought down by batman shenanigans? how would everyone even be able to see this?
Noah Peterson
Christopher Hall
Cameron Robinson
Give him the Amazonian /ss/.
Eli Sanders
DESPITE ONLY .13% OF THE POPULATION SUPER VILLAINS COMMIT 52% OF CRIMES.
Samuel Cook
It’s not about what’s illegal, it’s abour what results in more deaths. Superman clearly doesn’t give a fuck about laws at this point.
Ayden Green
Carter Collins
>have sex
Michael Perry
Bentley Rogers
Superman
Just saved some poor Niggerians
Anthony Bell
>Some writer really thought this isn't the most predictable shit ever.
Christopher Moore
Aaron Jones
Huh? Aren't they nemesises?
Thomas Collins
Austin Davis
>You'll buy a new one.
Oh right, WW is also a huge cunt in this.
James Reed
It's off and on
Jackson Morales
Jason Sullivan
isn't Justice League Doom about his plans causing a huge backfire?
Liam Cox
>a single man is repairing a fuckhuge satellite
Gabriel Taylor
Christian Allen
This is an alternate universe where Lex is a good guy.
Gabriel Cox
I think this is one of the storylines where Lex is a good guy and he and Clark are friends.
Zachary Kelly
I cant tell if Hal, her, or Cyborg are the biggest personality change for the sake of plot.
Anthony Thompson
Yeah in this universe Steve Trevor was a Nazi spy who tried to steal the Lasso and WW beheaded him
Charles Clark
Levi Turner
And supes dare to say letting joker live is bad when he does the same to HIS ass buddy.
Jordan Baker
kek
reminds me of pic related
Ryan Ortiz
Jonathan Fisher
Thomas Moore
Logan Johnson
supes face here, really channelling his inner homelander
Xavier Bell
Sebastian Mitchell
If it wasnt for Diana, Super would have stopped at one point.
Matthew Brooks
Image limit reached
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
Colton Gonzalez
Yea Forums has ruined me. The first thing I thought was "those aliens are white for the sake of ebil white man"
Brandon Rivera
did he died?
John Kelly
I'm no scared child. I am the one who strikes fear into the minds of others.
Owen Anderson
Get some fresh air.
Carson Ross
Honestly, Red Son did this whole premise of evil superman way better
Matthew Scott
>ratio is skewed massively
The ratio is skewed massively in favor of guns, you mean. Even in America they save more than are killed by guns - and niggers kill each other with or without guns. Look at Nicaragua and Honduras, their homicide statistics and gun laws.
Landon Harris
Awww yeah /ss/ moment
Samuel Powell
What I mean is the ratio is skewed massively towards guns being used as tools of violence over vehicles. Of course vehicles kill many more people than guns from car accidents but those are just that, accidents. They’re being used as tools with a purpose other than violence that carries a high risk. Even still the comic addressed speeding as well.
Ryder Wright
Violence isn't evil. It's a neutral thing. A tool, if you will.
Hudson Thomas
It's kind of funny that Batman has a plan for when someone reveals his identity in this manner, but seems like he wasn't prepared for when that one female superhero had everyone know who he is.