Dante's "banter" with the ice cerberus from dmc3 is the mother of all bad humour
Itt: vidya comedy worse than Borderlands
why is that. explain without using the word "cringe"
Fuck off, underaged faggot. Nothing is worse than borderlands' cringefest writing.
jackie chan
>explain without using the word "cringe"
You first
check how far between those messages are. not the same guy
>even suggesting DMC3 Kino is somehow worse than anything in borderlands
disgusting
Not OP, but most of the dialogue in DMC3 is intentionally bad to show that Dante is a dumb kid.
So new, he can't even check for samefags
and how is it worse than anything Borderlands has produced?
If you said DmC that would be another story
Nah dude, borderlands 3 is fucking pure and unhinged cancer, stop being an idiot.
itt
>noooo but dante is cool and *snaps fingers* ssssssstylish only japanese can get away with campy humor noooooofuck memelands 3 why do they force such shitty memes *posts wojak and pepe for the 564734th time* wahhhhh i hate popular things wahhhhhh have sex dilate sneed etc etc
dmcfags are cancer
your games have shit humor and if they were made by a western dev youd hate it
stop slurping on chink dick and you'll realize this
DMC5 was pretty fucking terrible.
>DmC Dante says Fuck you
>CRINGE
>DMC5 weeb bait character says Fuck You
>IT WAS WARRANTED! SO POWERFUL!
Playing borderlands is like talking to those kids who just learned about memes and are calling themselves "master memers".
So, talking to you when you came here over the summer? Got it
And yet has a bigger score than shitlands 3 the "goty" and "biggest launch of the year".
KeK, I fucking love you borgil.
>its the same op as the other thread
>I don't have arguments
>You're underage now
Oh boy...
It's the same joke of referring to a monster as an animal it's based on used 5 times
how would you write it better
Because borderlands' shit jokes last one or two lines, not an entire cutscene
This cannot be overstated. The only reason you would think ANYTHING is worse than BL's idea of humor is if you're the kind of person who writes like that in the first place.
Vergil is the faget
Dmc is extreme cringe, I think 4 is the worst though.
I'd have Dante's jokes work as replies to the cerberus' lines, adding more flow to the banter
The entirety of jap DMC is the mother of all bad humor. Dante is weeb equivalent of pickle rick.
>not the reboot
the whole point is that dante is feigning how intimidating cerberus is by ignoring what he's saying and constantly provoking him
if you don't like DMC cutscene you can at least skip them
you can't skip Borderlands shit dialogs, and they are usualy much longer than DMC cutscenes. And as borderlands is meant to be played at least 2/3 times you have to listen to all this shit again and again
>sneed
This but unironically.
Itt: OP is so assblasted after the last few Borderlands threads detailing how shit BL3 is that he makes another thread trashing another game just to feel good about his dogshit Bordermeme game that he's having intense buyers remorse for right now.
Tell us some of the cool missions you get to go on. Do you get to unclog someone's toilet with your bare hands?
itt
>noooooooooooo but this is intense and humorous dialogue it's quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrky!!
That's so bad it's funny.
So you're saying that they're both really bad.
That cutscene was great, saying you'll take a Cerberus for walk is ingenious.
name one funny joke in Borderlands 3
At least DMC humor requires no outside knowledge instead of relying on refrences and memes that are already outdated
DMC has campy humor, Borderlands has meme humor. Know the difference.
They have entire characters that are jokes and to top it off they won't shut the fuck up. I don't think you've even played the game now. I hate the whole redneck family
Butt stalion
I thought that was silly too. Gone from no profanity in the older games to multiple characters just saying fuck.