Why are crabs always complete assholes in games?

Why are crabs always complete assholes in games?

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because they're sick of the smell of your moms vagina

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Humans don't like crabs since the last time.

they're complete assholes in real life too.

They are also assholes in real life

Did he died

Man. I wish i could throw away a body part for it to regrow better

metal as fuck

like your peepee you mean

What happened to that head transplant guy? Did he die?

why did he do it? was it infected and in pain somehow?

birds take the arm as bait and crab can get away, maybe

Crabs do this when threatened by a predator they know they cant really defend themselves against.

They rip off the arm in the hopes that the predator just takes them arm and leaves the crab alone. They just regrow the arm in time.

because crabs are zeus' preferred animals
and zeus was a perhaps the greatest asshole among gods

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>freshly open wound doesn't bleed
why are crustaceans so weird

insects of the sea

snibeti snab :DD
Because they are.
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>eating babies is "the dark side of nature"
Fuck no, the dark side of nature is all the mind control shit fungi and parasites can pull

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Pretty metal.

Old American documentaries are really comfy for some reason.