Is there a petition to add more Monster flavors to Death Stranding...

I've always been in perfect health so I don't have to do meme diets lmao

A friend that did the keto diet had a heart attack at age 34, sure he lost all that weight but now he has heart problems.
Just count calories and do light exercises.

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sounds good

the friend that got me into keto lost half his body weight and he aced yet another physical the other day

>keto
>replacing sugar with artificial sweeteners
enjoy your fucked up gut flora user

Is the keto meme real?

This.
>Friend gets into "Keto" and fasting at the fame time
>only eats a few times a week and only red meat or shitty 0-carb fake bread when he does
>no exercise or physical activity
>has lost a ton of weight but is starting to look like a ghoul. Loose pale skin laid over string muscles
>people can't stop congratulating him on losing weight and tell him he looks great

Diet culture is so fucked up. Being fat is gross. Being unhealthy skinny is also gross. Exercise and eat normal you faggots

everything leads to cancer long term.

>flooding your body with sugar 24/7 causes less cancer than a strict diet
t. america

>Loose pale skin laid over string muscles
Stupid meme, especially when it comes to fasting.
I went without food for over a month once and I got no loose skin. No real muscle loss either. Even my mom commented I looked really muscular for someone that hadn't eaten anything for 4 weeks (at the time).

for me it's the blue ultra zero

Just fast. You keep your gains too.

add khaos
the flavor so garbage they don't even describe it anywhere on the can
it's fucking orange bubblegum. i think. to their credit that is a pretty khaotic flavor combination.

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Ultra sunrise is fucking disgusting
Monster in general is pretty fucking mediocore

I had Khaos when I lived in Japan, not a fan
it's not available where I live now and it has sugar anyway, meaning not keto

when the fuck are they gonna add a new flavor that isn't diet? Why does monster do this?

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there's tons of sugary Monster flavors though
is pic related old?

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Diet is just too popular now, to the point that new brands are popping up all over the place. Most of them are 300+ mg caffiene monstrosities with all different kinds of junk like creatine added and marketed to the weightlifting crowd. They're all truly disgusting. I can stomach a memecore ultrawhite but that's as far as I go with sugar-free.

White Monster sucks, what is the taste supposed to emulate even?

>keto
>still drinking the soda jew
never ever gonna make it

Sugar, confession wafers and a mild pinch of mildew and almonds.

No, seriously, it tastes like it.

A successful viral marketing campaign

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Admittedly, I might have not given some Juice Monsters a shot yet, but I was under the impression they were a different thing. Not a permutation of the original so much as another kind of drink. I guess it doesn't matter much through, I know Pacific Punch is great.

No idea, it just has the least of that artificial sweetener aftertaste to me compared to every other sugarfree. Every Bang and Reign I've tried so far is undrinkable. Like someone melted lollipops and added in some bleach.