ITT we post our gamerfuel

curry and rice

dude...

I'm thinking of crying crocodile one day, what's it like?

Normal cooked Croc meat is tough when not prepared properly, but fuckin delicious when done right. Croc jerky, the commercial stuff at least, is usually incredibly salty, which is a big part of why I make my own.

Nothing like some banana bread washed down with some nice banana juice.

I never understood how people can eat mayo. Like I have more understanding for chinks eating dogs and bugs than people eating mayo. At best it tastes like nothing at worst it's disgusting.

fpbp

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How are you playing video games when your ass is glued to the toilet?

Sure

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is that mayonaise?

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What you don't eat banana bread with banana jam on it, with some banana split with banana pudding and banana smoothies for dessert?
Why not just eat a Flying Jacob, it's a properly made banana dish.

Why is he in a car?

Old pic, but still relevant.

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I love raisins!

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Cream cheese probably

by not being a bitch

Excuse best snack comin' thru

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mayo is delicious and complement well when used correctly. you have terrible taste.

God I want to fuck Sun Maid

>I never understood how people can eat your favorite food. Like I have more understanding for chinks eating dogs and bugs than people eating your favorite food. At best it tastes like nothing at worst it's disgusting.

These ones are better. They taste of xplosion

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im eating ice cream right now

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Am interested. Is this both spicy and bitter?

This a shitskin version of /ck/'s favorite, Cooking with Jack Show?

>fat
>weed
>dirty hands
>dirty pants
>xbox
>dirty controller
>dirty house
I would tell you to copulate, but we all know that isn't happening any time soon.

Filtered, then boiled tapwater.

Ramen with just a few things added.

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What is it about Mexicans and spicy/sour snacks? I can't get enough of these fuckers, or the spicy lemon peanuts they sell at gas stations. Awful for my asshole, though.

Homemade Mayo is absolute heaven. But yeah, the McCormick shit they sell at stores is awful.

>crying crocodile
Assuming you meant 'trying'. The "gator wings" taste like fishy chicken.

What's the white thing in the pot?

Then why not just eat chicken, nigga?

sugar

it's easy as hell to make mayo. People who buy that store shit are lazy retards.

Do you like eggs? Mayo is basically egg spread.

I wish bread was actually as tasty as it looks for more than 2 minutes after it's ready.

Basically. They're like Hot Cheetos but with the lime cranked to 11. And they have a pretty satisfying texture because they're thick rolled up tortilla chips.

mexican food is godly but it's very bad for your ass

Not sure what jaffa cakes are worth in burgerland, but the frenchfag edition tastes really good.

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Is this the /ck/ thread?

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Corn.

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>expecting a sizzle
>cold oil

this is the one that makes me the most mad

corn first then powdered cheese.

>cold pan
>that oil
i hate that faggot so much

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disgusting.

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who is this faggot? never heard of him. is he an youtube celebrity?

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It has bananas so it's healthy

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what a waste of good meat

cooking with jack
that shit is pure suffering

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Don't drink this or you'll instantly complete your backlog of games

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>Contains Crustaceans
what

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he really is the dsp of cooking

It always turn into
>swedish food and snacks general

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weed cigs and soda

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redpill me on these jack webms
its a joke right?
nobodies actually this bad at cooking

looks like those sharks that extends an inner jaw to eat fish

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fucking mexican

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he's just a very low IQ obese American who has no regard for safety or his own health, more obsessed with 'gadgets' and useless junk than basic cooking and chef skills

he is that bad
total fucking retard

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>Sugar 263g
Who the fuck can tolerate that much sugar in their system?

Mayonnaise probably the best sandwich topping of all time

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Is that djoghurt?
youtube.com/watch?v=M0eWawTdt_w

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Americans

No, it's kvarg, med blåbär och annat gott!

it's a real guy on youtube

you fucker

No wonder 2/3rd of Americunts are obese.

>watermelon steak
>no watermelon

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I dont see anything dirty

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And perkele soumi to you, young lady.

I don't speak finnish, I speak Swedish.

Hoppas du är riktig svensk och inte en jävla neger

Norway, you never Finnish? What are you, Swedish?

Yeah, det är jag. Högutbildad och allt. Varför är du så osäker?

they lowered the calorie content in all the baskin robbins shakes. Now it's like 1500 to 1300.

nah, that's a jar of hellman's mayo. how someone can actually do this is beyond me

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what the FUCK did he put in the marinade sauce?

Bra, bara undrar min baserade broder

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I almost feel sick looking at that. That must be the richest, sweetest thing in existence.
>1320mg of sodium
>300% your daily intake of fat

Fuck me...

Why....FUCKING WHY!? Whyin the love of god would anyone think this was a good idea!? It defies all logic!

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>that loaf on the far left at the beginning

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If you wanted to bulk up this is it chief

>Min himliga klub

thats still ridiculous

i get so drunk so fast on lexapro

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For me it's Shawarma, proof that we should treat women like cattle.

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I want a fuckin patty melt

goddammit, I knew this was a thinly veiled /ck/ thread

>Shawarma
looks delicious

hull breach detected in bread form

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Am hispanic and would devour this

fuck peanuts, almonds are where it's at

holy shit how can you fuckup a fucking hard boiled egg

>204 grams of carbs
>2300 calories
>150 grams of fat
>183 grams of sugar
And it's only 32 fluid ounces, holy fucking shit this is disgusting.

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Does anyone have the webm of this fat retard trying to cook a rib-eye steak?

Based

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>Even his own kitchen is rebelling against him.

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Too bad his right arm is dead from the heart attack.

It is, much better than Gyros.

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It's raw...

What a retard.

>Cz*ch

That looked great until he threw fucking frootloops on it. Ruined the texture.

peanut butter and some kind of starch probably, it looks like it's supposed to be peanut chicken

They look like they have way more jelly than jaffa cakes too.

>bad

>swedish...
It´s writing in Viking (aka Norwegian) you christian pleb !

at this point just serve a bowl of sugar with a spoon

Good bread normally is

>Tomislav beer
My nigga

crying wolf is more feasible where I live

Shit, jag läste bara den som hade blåbär i sig. My bad!

>all the Meatcucks ITT
take the veggie pill lardasses

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Looks like cornstarch and not enough liquid

Probably something something made from crustacean. The real question is how the fuck is this still a liquid

>cheetos
>excruciating pain

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I remembered a problem from when i was a kid "if it takes 5 minute to boil an egg how long does it take to boil 3?" and boiled them for only 5 minute when i first tried.

Ciabatta tastes good for days.

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Did he just drop a tub of margarine in a pie crust?

Wtf did i just watch...? All he does is drying out all the moist and will make it very dry when cooked !

This. Bonus points if the antidepressants mess with your libido.

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100% this
My co workers also insecurely bashed people that like actual spicy food

>tfw white as milk yet love spice more than anyone else I know
I actually don;t understand why people don't go out all on the extra spicy sauce and always pussy out on mild sauce. Spice literally makes eating a damn experience. I can't live without spice.

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Hav eyou heard about taste? that's pretty good too in food!

you have damaged tastebuds, that's why you like it

water and celery sticks

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Looks nice, would consume.

Why the fuck do Euros eat like this?

>antidepressants
depression is not real, you're being had

Don't get it either, man. My Cajun heritage demands that I always make shit as spicy as possible.

Spiciness is a taste, you damn pleb, and it actually can compliment many other flavors. You'd never know though since the spiciest thing you'd ever eat is a pepperoncini

For me, it's the mayorita.

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I don't get where the "whites hate spice" meme comes from. Whites sailed around all of Africa to get spices. They discovered America mistakenly while trying to make getting spices easier. No other peoples have gone to such lengths to get their hands on spicy goodness.

>tfw white but can take carolina reaper sauce
>tfw someone stole my lunch at work and almost died because of the spice

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>Euros
>That shit """bread"""
Try again

Fuck, do you have homemade coconuts as well with that?

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>it's fucking raw

The meat is watermelon.

>Active romantic and social life.
And then you get false rape accusations, divorce-rapes, abuse...

>that drink

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It's literally not a taste. It is a chemical that reacts with pain receptors, not taste receptors. I don't mind spice. You sound like my ex, she put ketchup, sambal oelek and tabasco on everything I cooked. If it didn't have any of these condiments she couldn't taste anything.

>stole my lunch at work
People really do this?

>real ending never ever

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Do you get all of your information from the Internet or have you actually tried living your life? Guarantee you for 99% of people this doesn't even factor into their life

>falling for antidepressants meme

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>ghost pepper sauce
You're bullshitting. Even the biggest spice lovers I know, hell, even my Mexican friends, would have trouble standing that. I've tried Carolina Reaper sauce, just one drop and the spice sneaks up on you and lingers for the next half hour

Implying he munched that shit, please, don't tell me he fucking ate that

I would a takis

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>wearing pants at home
Nigga you high?

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abrete a la verga pinche naco de mierda

>mexcrament feed.

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There's always an asshole that does it. Nobody even dared to touch my food after the incident though.

It happens often. Some people are just shit. I got four mini meatbuns and someone took one. Now I place it in my bag or on my desk or somewhere secret.

>cigarettes and antidepressants

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Takis are great but vastly inferior to their sister chip.

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Some assholes literally treat the employee fridge like some free for all Smorgasbord

>just when you think it's too much it just keeps going

Black tea with sugar and BIG FUCKING SLICE OF LEMON. This shit is so delicious and addictive, I can sip it 24/7.

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peanut butter ooblek kek

For me it's usually a Bagel with blue cheese spread and an ice cold can of pic related

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And you have no idea what you're talking about. A "ghost pepper" is the Naga Jolokia, not the Carolina Reaper. There's also a thing called practice.

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Not surprising.

Fair enough. Don't know why I thought they were the same thing

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>order shawarma with jalapenos
>can barely feel it
>a few hours later my anus turns into supernova

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>He can train his peripheral nervous system
>He has truly left humanity behind

Subhumans think that spice=hot pepper. Numbing specific pain receptors in your mouth is apparently a mark of pride.

Retard, you can train yourself to handle spice the same way anyone can train themselves to tolerate pain

You can train it. I've read people who eat a lot of spices basically nuke some of their receptors in their tongue and can't feel shit after a while.

The Carolina Reaper has the genetics of both the Naga Jolokia and the Trindad Scorpion to make it the spiciest pepper in the world iirc.

Have only worked places where people bring in food for others

Feelsgoodman

I agree that you can train yourself to handle pain, but the picture of someone doing Shonen anime training to buff their PNS was funny to me.
Also, why the fuck do you eat shit like that? What is the appeal?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Go outside incel and stop believing everything you read online

>Also, why the fuck do you eat shit like that? What is the appeal?
To eat something and be able to experience something OTHER than the same old boring flavors is actually pretty great.

It's still not a flavor, why not just try to eat something new instead of slathering something you don't like in a sauce that will literally cause you pain?

>tfw cook
>tfw watching these fucking food webms causes you to die a little more every time

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>Mfw I have that same shirt
Time to burn it

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>that will literally cause you pain?
I don't want to sound edgy, because it's literally just a feeling you get in your mouth that does 0 physical harm and lasts like 5 minutes at best, but people actually genuinely enjoy the "pain"

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I can appreciate food with a little heat, but when people starts to have sauces with 250 000 scovilles, that is just retarded

It is. Get some from Zingernan's or learn to bake your own. Sourdough lasts a long time. If you want cheap and still delicious bread, order breadsticks from Cottage Inn. Only delivery place with actually good breadsticks.

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Lol is it supposed to do that?

a good trick to keep bread from getting stale is to put it into a bag of chips, it will last a good two-three days more that way

my sense of scale was off, I mean shit like 850 000 scoville

Oh my god

I thought gyros are shawarma? Isn't shawarma just the style of meat?

Gross. This has to be Wisconsin, right? Has to.
>look it up
Yep, I fucking knew it.

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Americans eat like they have free healthcare

Fresh bread also freezes incredibly well and maintains its great quality. I like take out pieces still frozen ahead of time flto thaw for sandwiches and it stays perfect

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Good lord, what the fuck, WHY?.

yikes

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This was perfectly fine with just the icecream.

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This, whenever i buy bread, i keep the part i'm going to use right now and put the rest in the freezer it stays great when i pick it back

>Salty and dairy sour of mayo
>Combined with the dry sweetness of banana
Also watching this freaked me out because I thought his hands were covered in filth, no he's just mulatto.

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What is going on here?

I mean think about it from the perspective of someone who would steal from others, it's literally free food. Usually made with care and love to taste the best it can.

Fucking croatians

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At first I thought If it's oil maybe it's not so bad deep trying, but the more I think about it, whatever that liquid is doesn't really matter, it's going to come out disgusting.

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He's boiling mince, which will remove a lot of the fat; it will also remove a lot of other things, including flavour, vitamins and minerals. In short, you will be left with cooked protein with the look, taste and texture of rubber

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now that's just straight up disgusting

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Even your cheapest bread doesn't taste that bad.

His wife was trying to make him watch his weight, so he filmed himself eating mcdonalds and making shit like that in the car.

Keyword is was, turns out you eat like shit, your body tells you to go eat shit and gives you a heart attack.

Hes boiling his hamburger meat

Gyros aren't anything like Shawarma. The main difference is that Gyros are made of meat that is basically spam in thin strips whereas Shawarma is made with whole bits of meat that are cooked on a spit. Gyros typically also have only a few veggies, while Shawarma typically has stuff like pickled turnips, cucumber, onions, peppers, tomatoes, pickled cucumbers, and it also has a completely different sauce.

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I guess I never have real gyro then.

yum

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Isn't butter healthy?

How do you pronounce cumin?

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Too many of anything becomes unhealthy lad

That piaya looks better every time I watch.
Fuck I should make some piaya

Kyu-mean

I fucking love this Turkish madman. Never seen anyone cook an entire ostrich until he did it

come in

It's not a "he"

Croat
Best dark beer! Although, Karlovačko Crno is pretty good, too.

Like in this video at 0:10
youtube.com/watch?v=UnkBUTheIC0

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For me, it's the McChicken.

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good idea to include the bananas to up the nutrition

Should have stopped after baking.

WAAAAH WAAAH CROCODILE WAAAH *SNIFFLE* WAAAAAAAHHH

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huh, i don't really understand the spice gatekeeping. shouldn't you be more happy than angry that someone can enjoy spices at an enhanced level due to their low tolerance/taste buds?
I can enjoy mouth burning, sweat inducing, teary eyed sensations with my friends despite us all getting different levels of spices.

Thank God there's a banana. Now its healthy

I like BBQ

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Fun fact: Your anus is covered in the same membrane as your tongue which is why it burns when you take a spicy shit. Your ass can technically taste the food but wont send any signals to the brain.

mayo is gross

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Thank you ass for not sending me tastes

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It's not a flavor, it's an irritant. You don't have taste buds in your ass, it's a mucous membrane and capsaisin is an irritant that hurts it.

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>no evidence of being dirty anything anywhere
LOL fucking loser faggot gets picked on in real life, doesn't stand up for himself then comes on here trying to shit on someone? Uh uh faggot. Lmao

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Mayo is perfectly fine if you just use a little unlike that webm.

But the flip...

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based health conscious gamer

>phone in emty meat tray
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Food webms are the best

I don't like it either.

Thank you ass for not having any taste buds.

>had a coworker that grew his own jalapenos
>asks if I want some
>hell yeah man
>next day brings in a big jar of me
>haha they're pretty hot user, dont eat em until you get home alright?
>eat two in front of him without missing a beat
>hfw

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Kek

I've never grilled anything. Does the stove really burn like that?

Mayo, like mustard, is gross when it's that bright colored, vinegary, american stuff.

Water.
I vomit if I drink anything else.

>Slicing through cotton candy with a knife
FUCK

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how can you be so inept at such a great number of small tasks? He fucked EVERYTHING up in that clip, I bet he even had heart arrhythmia too.

>jams the apple there with sticker still on it
always gets me

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how can one man be so incompetent

orange and chocolate is such an underutilized flavor combination. there's no cheap candy in burger hell that uses it. you're only option is one of those chocolate oranges for $5 or $5 for a tiny box of some imported snack.

Why does it need sticker, anyway?

>naw bro, if you keep the sticker its healthier cause you're eating horse protein and trees

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Russian Grain Silo Bread.

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Used to be icecream but I'm lactose intolerant now.

Now I just don't eat while playing games.

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>treating your body like garbage while taking meds
you deserve everything you get quite honestly

Jesus Christ, there was a point where you should've stopped and it was when you mixed the chicken with the veg and sauce.

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This makes my peepee go big peepee

Poor birds. Humans are cruel.

It's hot oil in the glass btw

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>see recipe
>seems easy
>always turns out a complete mess

Why do I always fuck it up?

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The stickers pasted on the apples tell a lot about them. Not only on apples, but the sticker is pasted on some other fruits and vegetables also. The small sticker tells whether the apple is genetically modified or produced by organic farming. It also tells whether chemical fertilizers and pesticides have been used for its production.

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Does jack knows he is a meme?

youtu.be/xZQQY9IpYeI

practice

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It usually tells you what type of apple it is. Can also say from where it was imported.

I'm gonna guess it's the same reason you didn't do well in school. You don't REALLY read the instructions and you don't read the entire recipe before starting. You then have so little successful cooking experience that when shit starts to go south you have no way to handle it and make things worse.
You can deviate from the recipe, it's fine.

I loves these, but they fuck up my stomach every time.

Because youre trying them the first time. Think about where you went wrong and try again, this time focussing on the parts you think did not turn out well

Yes, that was part of the plan just like when dsp realized he could get more clicks and infinite attention from redditors and angry Yea Forumsirgins he hammed it up and enjoyed the clicks/adrev

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Clearly it was an act. No one is that stupid.

>that retarded looking knife
How are you supposed to properly hold it
It's worse than the stupid cut

this has to be a joke channel right? Or is this dude seriously retarded?

>The geoduck (pronounced “gooey duck”)

Jesus Christ I never knew this. Is his name pronounced gooeydude then?

You're trying to enjoy your gamerfuel in the park with your bros when this happens- what do?

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There's galactose pills now. I also usually just drink when playing.

How did they get that chipmunk to sit still?

>mfw this thread

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youtu.be/UX9E6pP4T_Q

Legit I use a lot of her recipes.

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Spread my wings and learn to fly.

This is the perfect chance to kill myself without it being an obvious suicide

Has to be. Why would you record and upload videos that make you look retarded?

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Don't most pills to be able to take dairy also have the same side effects as just eating the dairy?

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Is manga meat possible IRL?

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he had a stroke and he can't move one of his arm. he can't even do his show without his wife helping him with the actual cooking lmao

>tfw on non carbs diet
>tfw I make a pretty decent pizza and since my brother came over, I made some but couldn't have any.

I just wand a big ass sandwich with cheese, tomato and salad.

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It shouldn't have fire, only hot coal ideally.

What is he doing?

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Shotting paprika powder

This image is misleading because on the left is what looks like 16 ounce but the chart was 32 ounce. 32 ounches of candy and icecream is crazy. Would be cool to see matt stoney eat 3 or 4 of them at once

Lactose intolerance is caused by lack of galactose on the body. Take the pills and you'll temporarily process dairy.

I don't understand.

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Did he die?

Not at manga sizes but yeah, you can shove a bone through a piece of meat no problem.

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I was joking, paprika powder isn't spicy at all. But it looks like he's putting some hot spice in the water and shotting it or something. Maybe he put it in his sinuses now that I think about it.

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>what is that some spaetzle or so-
>oh

stuff these into a burrito with some queso and it's fucking awesome

t-thanks I guess...

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French kids over in the states for school used to eat ground beef raw lol. Told those idiots this isnt france and our ground beef has shit in it and will make you sick

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What in the unholy fuck

Someone post the medium-rare chicken.

>that consistency
that ain't mayo, lol
probably whipped cream, which people do eat with bananas all the time

These bad boys.

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This looks nasty, but I'm sure it's really refreshing like gazpacho.

Kebab stick is manga meat jumbo size.

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Hello fellow a2 user preaching the word

is it kay's good cooking?

Perfect

weird, I feel good a lot of times and I am none of those.

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I wouldn't use a hair dryer, but drying off the skin is a must if you are trying to make a crispy roast fowl. The chicken will still come out juicy. I'm sure Jack's still came out like trash whatever he was doing.

Would be funny if his real skill is chef John-tier.

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Fat fuck

You think you feel good based on how you have lived your life so far. Try to do those and feel even better.

IM COOOOMINGGG AAAAAAHHH

Sorry, this is for when I'm on a diet.

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shut up faggot

>not drinking Acqua di Cristallo Tributo a Modigliani
Disgusting pleb.

what happened to him?

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I'm trying to lose weight here.

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I don't know what's more disgusting, that vile shit or him cutting the onion with a plastic knife.

Porkrinds, beer, whiskey, Monster Ultra, french fries, curry tuna

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those are some shitty dull knives lmao
my dad would have a heart attack if he saw that

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Anyone else dip their bologna and ketchup sandwiches in milk?

Stop showing chinese people eating nasty things our government doesn't like that.

Hello RB

Looks like prision cooking

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last time i saw that webm someone said they supposedly end up fine on the other side
either way you arent wrong
excuse me while i go eat a pig

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125g camembert with some salt, baked in a microwave once or twice a day, with some diet coke and water with a sugar-free electrolite supplement dissolved in it

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>doesn't wrap whatever the fuck that is up before cutting it
Enjoy your pile of crumbs and goo

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Shit, wong post, meant for

I drink tea while I play, as soon as my cup emptys I just fill it back up with more tea, around 20 cups a day.
Sometimes I'll have a kitkat or something but I don't really snack all that often.

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>Honey roasted
my niggie

>can't eat fried chicken if there's even a hint of red inside it
>this nigga

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fuck off slag
post food

Just cause u a cry babby botch dont mean some made up dieses is real ho. Suck a duck

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>pouring the milk before the cereal

FFS kill it with fire

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what is that cake?

I know a trick that your ass can send tastes to me though.

Dumb thot trying to derail a good gamerfuel thread. Fuck off back to twitch

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I was kinda hungry a while ago but this thread ruined my appetite.
Thanks.

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what the fuck is this shit

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>Current spice world record holder is white
what did they mean by this?

so, these are the types of people that buy every single useless thing that they see on tv

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If you ever called miravle whip mayo you should be executed

Hot black tea with some sugar
Sandwiches or some chocolate, chips with it

do you have the one in the candy shop with all the gummy bears and shit

I might actually start browsing /ck/ after seeing this. Holy shit.

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WHY

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a nice egg sandwich usually

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>fucking quads and non one checked this

fucking checked

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HOW DOES THE EGGMAN LEAVE THE EGGFORT
AS I LIE IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP IT HAUNTS ME

he doesn't

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Cute!

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god its so satisfying how it just schlorps right in there

someone tell this nigga that the tomatoe sauce goes first, then the toppings

>white bread
>mayo
>black hands

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Why ist this so based

We live in dire times when a woman can't even cook right

He can move it but has no grip on it since he's fucking retarded and doesn't exercise it to get rehabilitated

Where does he poop then

What the fuck is this?

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>want to fucking die every second of my existence
>it’s the Jews, dude, depression isn’t real
So, everyone always feels this way, despite having a good job/relationship/life?

i swear hes just trolling at this point

GEODUCK

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Is that a man in a wig?

I've heard they're actually delicious but I would never try

Ive always wanted to try mexican trash food, it is literally just throw everything in the cupboard into making a single item on the plate.

There is no need at all to even have chicken if you are going to have that many spice and sauces that masks the flavour of the meat and half the other ingredients.

The sashimi is good but fucking expensive

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Cake

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that's all folks

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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH... I'M COOM... IIIING... UUUUUUUUNNNNFFFFHHH...

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Lads I'm hungry and need to do some grocery shopping later. What should I get? I'm thinking of making Shepards Pie for dinner

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>That monitor lizard reeeeing internally when the iguana gets in his way

I'm spanish and I'm really sorry for letting this happen, guys

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Bravo, Americlaps.

youtu.be/xZQQY9IpYeI

youtu.be/2XIKXS_bofs

why are turtles so based bros

>Public grill
>Not using tinfoil
Dirty fuck

I hate this

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This is why you dont buy Chinese stuff, I dont care how cheap it is and who swears by it.

This is why I love Jack. He's so lazy that he will upload anything no matter what just so he can get that ad revenue. Fuck if he's going to be bothered to film it again and fix his mistakes.

Just stab him with the knife while you're at it

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>using the flat side and not the jagged side
Bruh

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>t. 2000 hours in CSGO

What the fuck is going on?

>assault kid
>call it a "birthday"
based

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I want to eat there
and get my ass slapped by fat black momma

>Americans trying to be all righteous and talk down the birthday traditions of other countries

Typical

If its any consolation the man behind this lost his "job" for doing this.
>it was just a joke man, calm down
They need to bring the stocks for public nuisances

AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE

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the point of the vid is that everything is wrong and not what you're expecting
it's a joke

The answer is 5 minutes because you can boil more than one at a time

life must be so hard for you man, you play video games and shit post with other losers I cant imagine your life being any more difficult for you to bear

>implying I'm a burger

Being a tradition doesn't make anything automatically right

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I'm now cured, thanks

What are you drinking today?

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cheat days are always fine to take user, unless you're actually diabetic it won't kill you

>"Yum Yum my niggaz dis sum gud eatin"

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>being white
salt is spicy for you sensitive bitches

t. caribbean

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I wonder if Ja/ck/ cleans after he makes a mess in his kitchen (read each time he touches food) or if his wife is forced to do it for him.

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Sucking dicks is less gay than this webm

>3rd world shithole defending barbaric traditions
>Wonders why they are still a third world shithole
Not surprised.

Jealous of that protein gain desu

It's the mexican shit in this thread but for prison.

is croc pretty much the same as gator meat? havent had croc only gator but it was pretty damn good

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How much sugar/calories would it be if you just took a sip of it to try it?

Yer not a goddamned cook if you don't cut yourself.

Some cultures are literally inferior. Like, this is not debatable.

I cant remember the country but there is a place where it is normal to stalk and abduct a woman to force here to marry you, even if you have never formally met, this is a legal practice, they are then severed from their previous family right there, they are not allowed to see their actual family again and are expected to just do as they are told from then on. This is a normal occurrence there. Im sure someone knows the place Im talking about, it has videos of guys stalking women for weeks so they know what routes they take him so they can snatch them when noone is looking. Its somewhere eastern, not middle eastern. The west is fucked, but at least its not like the rest of the world at least.

id fuck but i wouldnt feel good about it after i sobered up

>3rd world shithole defending barbaric traditions
The same can be said about you fags and circumcision

At least they're happy, I guess.

Nobody actually drank that. Its just someone trolling wagecucks by selecting everything on the app

Deal with it

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This is racist

Is it really that bad to soak up extra grease with a napkin on your pizza? I've done it my whole life

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There are actual health benefits to getting cut
There are no health benefits to getting slapped as a child.
>MUH JOOOOOSSS
Go back to t_d, /pol/turd

You don't know that.

Yeah it makes you a fucking faggot

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youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA

>some people can have it worse
>FEEL GOOD NOW DAMN IT
That's not how it works, retard. I can barely give any fucks about myself and you expect me to emphasize with others to feel better about myself?

Yea this, I curious what that would actually taste like, it sounds as potent as just eating a bag of sugar with syrup poured into it.

i empathize with this

feio da merda, uma delicia

What ever you say Ashley

Typical american lunch

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t. shlomo shekelstein

Ayyy

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>how_to_feed_your_faggot.webm

LMAO it's an unironic snl burrito skit.

god i recall seeing the video and this is infuriating still

well is your depression cured after taking those suicide pills? why keep shoving them in your mouth if it never gets better

checkity happadaba dipshit

brussels sprouts are top tier food

circumcision benefits claims:
- 1845 Edward Dixon declares taht circumcision cures masturbation
- 1855 Jonathan Hutchinson claims circumcision prevents syphilis
- 1865 Nathaniel Heckford claims circumcision cures epilepsy
- 1870 Lewis Sayre claims circumcision prevents spinal paralysis
- 1873 Joseph Bell claims circumcision cures bedwetting
- 1875 Lewis Sayre declares circumcision prevens scoliosis, paralysis of the bladder and clubfoot
- 1879 H. Kane claims circumcision cures nocturnal emission and abdominal neuralgia
- 1881 Maximillian Landesberg claims circumcision cures all eye problems
- 1890 William Gentry claims circumcision cures blindness, deafness and dumbness
- 1894 P. Remondino claims circumcising Blacks will preven them from raping white women
- 1894 H. Rosenberry claims circumcision cures rectal incontinence
- 1894 Abraham Wolbarst claims circumcision cures tuberculosis
- 1914 Abraham Wolberst claims cirumcision prevens penile cancer
- 1926 Abraham Ravich claims circumcision prvents prostate cancer
- 1942 Eugene Hand claims circumcision prevents prostate cancer, venereal disease and cancer of the tongue
- 1949 Abraham Ravich claims circumcision prevents prostate cancer

Too bad your parents fell for the Kellogg's jew muslim christian meme and mutilated you at birth and let the rabbit suck your penis

As long as you dont dab it like a fruit and just blanket the top of it with kitchen cloth. If youve worked in a restaurant that is worth it shit they do this to the pizza so it doesnt come out looking like someone dropped deep fat fryer oil all over it, you dont want to get rid of all of it because thats part of the flavour.

>despite having a good job/relationship/life?
So you just want attention

brussel sprouts are bomb af though, just a little salt and some oil and it tastes like food for fat fucks without giving you heart problems

this thread wasnt video games at all....

Someone say calories?
youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0
Fat Fighters insight

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Good shit, cheap as fuck too.

webmd.com/sexual-conditions/guide/circumcision

You /pool/turds are so retarded you had to use old outdated claims instead of any new ones.

Go suck Putins dick little /pol/turd.

Fuck off Brenda

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Heh, you got me. I am seethe now.

Calory count is a social construct

BRUH

Fresh, steamed then fried with some bacon, makes me wet. People that dont like brussels almost surely have only had them frozen, they are not a year round food and are one of few foods that become completely flavourless when defrosted, like mushrooms, they just turn into chunks of rubber and dont even taste like anything once defrosted.

How do people eat like this and not get painful stomach aches?

FUCK OFF. Cut ones are often starting debates claiming to be superior. Calling themselves redpilled while advocating jew/muslim infant mutilation is pretty sad.

>muh smegma

Has literally never been a problem for anyone who showers or has access to clean running water

>muh aneater dick/ladies love muh cut dick/aesthetic reasons etc

What ladies? Only 30% of the men in the world are cut so I guess these ladies youre referring to must be limited to american women.

Besides, mutilated dicks aren't aesthetic...enjoy your lost frenulums and dry burn victim skin

>muh hiv/aids

That's funny how in places where aids and other stds have prevalence, so is circumcision

Yes usa again I'm lookin at you.

>we can last longer in bed!

not an argument

>we feel the same pleasure

Nope...not with that 40+% loss of nerves

>b...but i still enjoy sex so fuck you!

You will never know what it feels like to be whole

This is German though. But you knew that.

>extra grease with a napkin on your pizza? I've done it my whole life
You hate bubsy now?

I didn't know this.

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fuck

Natürlich wusste ich das

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Where do you think the eggs come from?

Much better than eating dirt pie

I think he was implying that it was a typical amerilard lunch.

how do i get skinny bros?

Nazi

Do the same but never get the anus problem because I have a massive bad dragon dildo up my bum

what does it taste like?