Why do Argonians have tits?
Why do Argonians have tits?
Hunter Powell
Jordan Long
Ingestion of hist sap causes more and more humanoid features, including breasts.
Also, I wish I was an Argonian girl.
Ayden Thomas
You would hit the wall early. They all do.
Connor Perez
>look it up
>this is an actual reason
doesn't matter, its gonna be retconned in TES6
Leo Thomas
Oliver Thomas
Jace Young
I'd give it all just to be a lusty Argonian maid
Gabriel Wood
No matter how attractive they may look, I can only hear the lizard bitch's voice from the riften tavern
Xavier Watson
That just gets me harder
Jaxson Wright
You're a good user
Justin Butler
Thanks friend, I try my hardest.
Cooper Phillips
Speaking of, if your dream came true. Could I bend you over, lift your tail and dump my seed in you?
Isaiah Gonzalez
I definitely don't see why not, I'd be just a humble servant after all...
Samuel Myers
mostly for boners
Levi Reyes
A very good user indeed. I want to rub against you too, I have a thing for shiny and smooth and sleek.
Charles Bailey
The only good explanation is that humans put them there because they wanted them to be there. Breasts are a sexual selection anomaly in our specific species, and big ones are a downright handicap as the physical structure is awkward. Other mammals only inflate them with milk when they're nursing young, but humans keep them large with fat all the time for display.
Landon Thomas
Really then.. are my shiny pink and green scales really worthy of so much attention.. and rubbing?
Christian Price
They certainly are, but surely it wouldnt hurt to test, and really make sure
James King
>tfw you will never have a strong-legged and shapely-tailed Argonian maid polish your huge spear for you
Parker Hill
Well, that's all fine then. You can rub all you like..
We all have a hard life.
Mason Jackson
There'll be plenty of rubbing, don't you worry. But how will I reach my argonian maid in the future? To make use of her services.
Connor Flores
guys stop
Jaxon King
Discord is always an option if you have one...
Dominic Reed
Cause it was evolutionarily preferable. Duh, creationist.
Asher Barnes
I do, why dont you go ahead and post yours like a good maid
Justin Williams
Remember in dragonborn dlc there was a quest to retrive a signed copy of this book, and it was on a ship and there was a dead argonian woman.
Was that the maid?
Ian Morris
Arosu#8330
Jeremiah Lee
The hist wills it of course
Owen Bailey
Because argonians were once mammals that got warped by the hist and they retained mammal traits like breasts and genitals. Baby argonians are not born with teeth.
Noah Rodriguez
make sure take screenshots lol
Logan Mitchell
plastic surgeries
Bentley Clark
For the same reason why humans have big breasts, because we like to mate with our fronts against each other. Big breasts are there to imitate the butt sexually.
Jackson Torres
Holy hell.
Xavier Ward
Where else would they store mana?
Ryan Bennett
Would you complain about an Argonian having huge biceps or pecks?
Breasts are nice and where the milkies come from
Juan Morgan
God I wish this happened to me
Xavier Campbell
It's also worth noting Argonians are engineered by the Hist to interact with Nirn on their behalf.
So they have breasts because the Hist saw all the other creatures had breasts and being fucking aliens, made their creations clumsily ape those features to blend in more effectively
Matthew Nelson
Me too!
Anthony Cook
God bless Val Salia and his goofy comics
Jason Barnes
absolutely pathetic, get a fucking gf and have sex
Jason Taylor
k, now what?
Hunter Morales
Go outside and figure out a way to curb stomp yourself, you pathetic degenerate.
Logan Powell
What happens if excessive amounts of mana are stored or picked up by accident?
Connor Hernandez
Post lizards.
Lincoln Wright
Nah
Robert Sanders
once you actually get a gf you'll stop being a loser erping online
how do I know you've never had sex? you're pretending having a gf does nothing to your pathetic erp shit lmao
Daniel Rogers
K
Adam Cooper
Better question, if a human and argonian girl mated, what would their children look like?
Would she lay an egg or give live birth?
Bentley Butler
Kill yourself, degenerate.
Nathaniel Price
Nah
Kayden Harris
Lizard tiddies are the best.
Adrian Wilson
in TES case of interbreeding, child is of mother's race, dunno how it is with argonians since they are basically mutated mammalians
Camden Gray
>Researchers supposedly set up a public experiement where man/mer and beast races would breed for the purpose of documenting if insemination was possible
>"Nobody turned up"
Horse shit.
Oliver Fisher
Because the hist know one simple fact: If something is fuckable it is much less likely to be exterminated. Mammals reflexively empathize with mammalian sexual characteristics. Granted TES doesn't exactly operate on the idea of Darwinism but the concept still applies.
Robert Price
>Would she lay an egg or give live birth?
Echidnas lay eggs so it could go either way.
Wyatt Roberts
Child will always be the race of the mother in TES lore. The only way to change that is to use magic to force genetic mixing like what happened with the Bretons.
As for the egg thing, Argonians don't lay eggs, despite their scaly appearance they're actually not reptiles. Though exactly what they would be classified as is difficult to say because it's never been concretely mentioned, they do give live birth though.
Daniel Myers
Weren't the sneks made with human dna or was that one of the other aliums?
Asher Thomas
The Ethereals started splicing their subject races with human DNA once they occupied Earth. In the Snek's case they actually REDUCED the amount of human DNA. This is what Sneks used to look like. Their form in XCOM 2 is closer to their true natural form but still genetically modified.
Eli Russell
Don't know, don't care. I just love tits.
Thomas Gonzalez
This
Tits are life, tits are heaven.
Xavier Gonzalez
>getting home from work and just falling in a big ole bosom
Landon Moore
where is this from?
Michael Powell
this is incredibly homosexual
Michael Butler
Ready Player One ~ chan.sankakucomplex.com
Anthony Turner
Nuh uh it's totally straight and not gay.
Wyatt King
What? I thought they had eggs but the babies weren't actually sapient until they drink hist sap on their "naming day".
Chase Parker
>tfw you will never be a hot amazonian argonian girl blessed by Dibella
Parker Phillips
For feeding the non-argonian children she'll be birthing
Eli Gomez
Did someone say Lizards?
Easton Nelson
>ywn fuck a lusty argonian maid(male)
Justin Bailey
>Draw an anthro
>Give it a flat face irregardless of they're species
Weak
Jose Phillips
What do the tits feel like?
Are they like hard sinewy meat?
Lucas Long
bags of sand
Isaiah Baker
Salty coins and milk
Wyatt Bennett
Silky yet firm.
Wyatt Collins
To attract human men, obviously.
John Robinson
I like his art
Jason Torres
Logan Brown
I wanna tongue fuck her belly button.
Colton Bell
Friendly reminder: "It is unethical to torment any creature for entertainment."
Monsters, demons, and other lesser creatures (Elves, Orcs, Lizardfolk, Ratfolk, Gnolls, Goblins, Trolls) are to be hunted for nourishment or slain to protect towns and villages from their occasional rampage. Doing anything with these creatures other than what was previously stated would be unethical.
Jaxson Hughes
Nothings sexier than sucking out the accumulated gunk in the knot of the umbilical cord
Adam Hill
god imagine the perfect firmness of Argonian tits because of their skin
I never thought of it, but argonian tits must be the firmest and most shapely of all tits, perfectly sculpted in marble from the hand of a god, just firm enough to have perfect shape and never know the cruel sag that comes with age, but soft enough to be perfect at the touch and giggle
I can never go back to flabby Mer and Men tits.
Juan Long
>but soft enough to be perfect at the touch and giggle
The skin surface would probably be like sand paper or scabs.
Mason Sanchez
Lizard scales are thinner on the belly. It's so they can feel the surface of the ground when they crawl and know if they're on something dangerous.
Tyler James
I remember when this character was just a stick with tits business woman to make her look different from the MC who was a curvy farm girl. Now she has the exact same body as her along with every female he draws.
Brody Cooper
the scales are smooth
Jack Allen
nice proportions but the face is a bit weird
Easton Young
It's only mentally homosexual.
Christopher Nelson
>bit weird
Could you elaborate
William Gonzalez
Because they had them in the original two first games. Argonians were "asexualized/degendered" only starting from Morrowind. It's basically a massive retcon, so female argonians with breasts is actually a correct, canonical design, as it's the original intent.
/thread
Justin Ramirez
scales on soft parts are really soft and slippery, like shiny plastic
Nathaniel Anderson
It's kinda like that anime sameface stuff
Hardly even a snout
David Davis
holy shit that rack
how did they get away with it
Ethan Butler
Christian Allen
Spielberg is based breh
Adrian Turner
Because the're mammals?
Henry Parker
Are you me?
Owen Parker
every character has to have the same body because bethesda is lazy
Matthew Nguyen
wrong, it's just efficient.
Benjamin Jenkins
surely this is limited to bethesda as no other company on earth has ever used 1-2 skeletons for all characters in the game
Andrew Morales
why are you applying our boring earth logic to fantasy lizards?
Parker Powell
>tfw no argonian mommy that lets you slurp on her tiddies
Christopher Fisher
>*tastes like treesap*
Alexander Bailey
Bruma, thats where men are women
Owen Butler
Which one?
Samuel Nelson
Oi
Jonathan Morgan
Both
Ethan Brooks
Kitty
Josiah Davis
SOMEONE ANSWER THIS MAN
Nicholas Allen
Both
Gabriel Bell
I love lizard tits so fucking much
Hunter Watson
For the porn, obviously.
dlsite.com
Parker Ramirez
I love them too
Noah Hall
>Pawpads
Brandon Powell
uh... the cat
duh
Michael Reyes
it's like a human-only artist being commissioned to do something non-human and screwing up hilariously
Joseph Martinez
honestly I wish more art was like it
I'm not a huge fan of the snouts really it's more of a skin color thing for me
Kevin Morris
Why don't Argonians have bigger tits?
Juan Price
eh.. nah
painted humans are lazzzy
least for me
Lincoln Butler
/thread
Christopher Reed
qt3.14 Lizard
We need more petite lizards, I hate how most if not all Argonian threads are taken over by barafags.
Michael Phillips
What a man of culture and refinement you are
Oliver Rivera
this is a guy right?
Nolan Hall
can we just post more Chalo art in this thread?
Colton Perry
For me personally, I could do with or without snoots. The character could have a rounded featureless face (Mao Mao, Ankha) and I’d be cool with it.
Brody Martin
Everyone always asks the question
>"Why do Argonians have tits?"
But they never ask the most important question
>"Why don't bara male Argonians have pec-tits?"
Jack Davis
Eat dirt.
Aiden Hernandez
>imbklying TES6 will ever come out
Todd will off himself soon.
Owen Walker
based thread
Jaxon Nguyen
Boku no Pop Culture Reference
Juan Cooper
Small ones there are some resistance to your touch, not exactly firm not exactly soft. Big ones there's a clear heft to them and the skin adds a bit of a rubbery quality but if you apply any kind of pressure it's like your moving around a plastic bag. Genuinely far too soft to enjoy.
Source: Had sex
Colton Hill
>female argonians
Jackson Hall
>Not liking lizard ladies
Fucking pleb.
Benjamin Bailey
Lizard dudes > Lizard ladies
Cooper Cox
that's a nice back
could use some more beef tho
Jackson Sanchez
>Gay shit
No thanks.
Josiah Bailey
This
Some muscle toning would do wonders in
Jordan Murphy
right on time to ruin the thread with your gay shit
Eli Moore
I wanna replay the game as a horny argonian female but I know I'll probably just lose interest in it after the first few hours like I always do.
Any way to make it better?
Benjamin Thompson
woah...so that.... is the power..... of Intel HD......
Christian Gray
God I hope so
Luke Parker
Ian Williams
Post some twinky male argonians
Thomas Young
Amazon argonians are the true master race.
Caleb Diaz
yeah, sure
Parker Ortiz
Austin Price
>being a fag
Evan Hill
why did you have to write that out?
Ryder Fisher
Fuck off, you spic hack.
Nolan Hill
That lizard lady looks kinda weird in these shots.
Joseph Collins
That's actually a half-dragon, not a fully lizard.
Grayson Kelly
M-more please
Jose Edwards
interlinked
Mason Lewis
a kobolt if fine too
Lucas Martin
i don't know why, but that asymmetric blinking turns me on
Blake Thompson
Because it's hot
Henry Rivera
I want a barefoot Argonian bf
Ian Adams
Rate my Nord, the SUPERIOR race, let's admit it, they are superior in every way.
Jason Young
Shit/10
Ryder Moore
Stupid non-nord
Even the shittiest nord is 6/10 at the very least
Anthony Richardson
tacky as shit.
Per chance do you play second life? It could be more your style.
Anthony Jones
>GOD BLESS THE SUPERIOR NORDIC RACE!
>posts generic blonde big titty waifu that he probably cheated with.
Scalies win because they have sexier voices and will actually love and support you.
Jace Howard
face is too fucking clean, you look more like a housewife going out to cosplay and then you got raped right after taking that photo
Logan Powell
Honestly I can't think of a single female argonian that didn't have that voice actress. Were there any other voice actresses for female argonians, I legitimately can't think of any.
Dominic Edwards
UPDATE FASTER KAZ YOU FUCKING HACK
Caleb Jones
Someone post that purple argonian
you know the one
Hudson Miller
>tacky
>noooooo muh immersion
>too fucking clean
Why should I care? Nord should stay clean
>muh big titties nooo nord aren't supposed to be hot
Anthony Stewart
Paarthurnax is made for hugs.
Ryan Scott
Fuck off, Aeon Calcos.
Samuel Martin
It's dull fap bait jackass.
Josiah Bell
I want quality lizard feet in TES6
Like DOS2
Chase Collins
God I love geecku so much
Josiah Rogers
more like
full retard
am i right guys ?)))))
Grayson Murphy
So which tower is gonna get fucked in VI? Let's talk some lore and speculation I'm not horny right now
Isaac Perry
cute
Easton Lopez
>dull fap bait
Well, a combination of toughness and sexiness and superiority makes for dull fapbait
Chase Thomas
uhmmm what's wrong with that frog?...
Nicholas Parker
of all the shitty things Yea Forums has gone through, the most woeful is that furfags get to post here with minimal scrutiny
Isaac Jenkins
honestly at this point anything can happen in TES 6 right now. Todd might go all out with TES 6 seeing as how that will be his last game or he can turn the game into a might and magic clone all options are on the table.
Ethan Ramirez
good taste
Nathaniel Walker
no one cares faggot go whine about it on /qa/
Jayden Morales
she looks like a "girl" from that game brianna wu made.
Even has that fucked up face and huge titties.
Joshua Young
user, you just have no sense of taste or balance. You're like that old man who still rents porn vhs' with girls in gigantic plastic tits, bottox lips and cameras caked in vaseline. You're that but with vidya.
Connor Morris
At least go complain about the gay retards who make spyro and other threads impossible to have, not about some lizard titties in a blatant lizard titty thread
Sebastian Russell
Is ESO good/worth it? It looks nice, but the last I heard it was a garbage fire MMO
William Gomez
And your tranny shit is any better?
Oliver Walker
Basically, you're a fucking ultra-realist faggot.
Shit taste.
I was like that in the beginning of this playthough.
I made her titties really huge recently.
Best decision of my life
Jacob Wright
change her into a Dunmer with busty tits and you got yourself a deal
Hunter Price
>realist
It has nothing to do with realism, you're just taste-impaired user. Its not something you can do about it so don't sweat it, just dont advertise it or else you may out yourself as dobson-type.
Aaron Ortiz
kys
kys
Andrew Carter
>why does X have tits
Why do HUMANS have tits? Dogs don't, they just have nipples
Cooper Moore
I am going to report you the jannies if you dont stop hurting my feelings user
Levi Morales
No, it's pretty much just you and your "immersion" getting ruined, or an impared shit taste I can't fix.
I was a Dunmer last playthough 5 years ago
no deal
Leo Sanders
add jokes like actual faggotry being taken seriously to the list, tosser.
Austin Mitchell
She's got a case of the thiccness.
Jackson Allen
kys
kys
John Walker
stop this trip fagging nonsense you may do that shit on that godawful /vg/ board but over here that shit is not ok
Carson Jenkins
I don't care what you think, scalie supporter
Carter Martinez
Beneath every thinman is a hot snek?
Leo Allen
Why literally all of you ignore the FACT posted in ?
Oliver Morgan
It's just a blonde girl with tits.
Carson Wood
GAS ALL FURFAGS
GAS ALL FURFAGS
GAS ALL FURFAGS
GAS ALL FURFAGS
GAS ALL FURFAGS
Ryan Rivera
>good boy
Brody Morgan
venom sacs or something who cares argonian tiddiesssssss
Isaiah Brooks
>Beneath every thinman is a hot snek?
Not likely. All the shit they sent after us in the first game was genetically stunted shock troops. They're the same genetic stock, but I doubt they can change back and forth ever.
Dominic Moore
And that is great
Lincoln Brooks
Great to be a scalie then
Cameron Gutierrez
if those who established the original intent made the retcon, then it's now properly in line with what they wanted from their design
can you please confirm who did what for clarity
Luis Hill
>that fucking Solaire shadow
Jackson Reed
To steal (save) human nobles from Elf thots
Jose Richardson
Nope. The Thin Men were derived from Viper genes. They also used to have males until the Ethereals genocided them for one reasons. Viper dick tops god-like psychic control as it was shown with the Viper King from Alien Hunters. Dude literally goes on a sex spree looking for Vipers to knock up. Not to mention they follow him despite being an icy asshole (offspring included).
Austin Harris
This is ironic posting isn't it, no way you think that looks good.
William Cook
lmao, sure. w.e. you say zoom
Nathan Garcia
I think women with raspy voices are hot
Samuel Brooks
Yeah, it looks great. She is near perfect
Stay with your ugly inferior scalie and character
Caleb Gutierrez
Forgot to post a pic, will post later
Isaiah Hall
because the Hist say so
lizard tiddies got me into TES deep lore
Jaxson Ortiz
With how much your defending tranny porn I'd say your 46% more likely to kys then that user
Aaron Rivera
This bitch is hideous. Good lord, stop posting that thing.
Ryan Sanchez
You guys got me, i was trying to bait you with my awful pictures. I'll try again later haha, just dont tell the others.
Easton Hernandez
>underboob
>cute tummy
>vagina sides
hnnng
Ryder Hall
Some day I will burn these fucking trees to the ground.
Colton Perez
cute feet
Samuel Brooks
me as well
Cameron Parker
Get fucked niggermer
Not even daedra can stop the Hist
Jonathan Nguyen
If you try they will just sink back into the water from which they came, perhaps taking you with them.
Nathaniel Turner
Yeah that's what the Tribunal thought and look what happened.
Bitch I know Alteration I don't even need to stand on the ground.
Easton Lopez
Post your "beautiful" character then.
Okay, furfag 33 yr pld.
Nathan Lopez
Please post more of this. Wew lad
Aaron Thomas
>Yeah that's what the Tribunal thought and look what happened.
The tribunal never intervened in Black Marsh, and the empire barely colonized it. Black Marsh just decided to join.
>Bitch I know Alteration I don't even need to stand on the ground.
I'm talking metaphysically
Matthew Nguyen
Imagine comparing fake quasi-gods that got dabbed on by Azura's prophecy to literal cousins of Sithis
Ayden Foster
Orcs are god tier, they only allow Chads to breed as Malacath intended.
Zachary Ramirez
>and the empire barely colonized it.
What's the point? It's a poison hellhole.
>I'm talking metaphysically
If Morrowind has taught me anything it's that being mortal is merely a setback.
Imagine thinking divinity is anything other than a weakness.
Dylan Morales
Do it
Christopher Turner
>Post your "beautiful" character then.
You first, faggot.
Luke Sanders
Absolutely disgusting.
Why do people even like argonians
Sebastian Peterson
>Argonian
Retard.
Connor Ross
Well for starters that's not an argonian.
Angel Flores
>Hist
>divine
You are lorelet, ain't you
Isaac Perez
Argonian, lizard, dragon, literally who cares furfag
Their homeland, like your taste, is a shithole
Austin Wood
It's none of those though. It's a cosplaying "monster girl" i.e. an anime bitch with some animal features.
Michael Rogers
>not both
Faaaaag
Julian Lee
You sure like to pretend people said things that they didn't actually say.
Julian Fisher
>irregardless
Zachary Mitchell
>Mentioned none of those things
>Girl is also not those
>Gets ass mad about some monstrosity being called shit.
Stay seething, bitch.
Connor Butler
Looks like ScaleHeat.
Ian Hernandez
god I wish that were me
Ethan Moore
>transformation fetish
This is just another one of those things that has a home in my personal "big bucket of fetishes I don't fucking understand".
Ryder Perez
If they arent any of those then being a furfag from the looks of it makes ne puke.
Also, your character looked like mine back then, and I changed it. The present is better in every way, apart from your "bbut it isnt realistic" tenor, ypur opinion belongs out the window
Tyler Martin
What's not to understand about it?
>Your boring self gets transformed into a hot scaly bitch
Kevin Price
It's like how several entire races were voiced by one man in Oblivion
Landon Brown
That's not even a weird transformation fetish, dude. That's just genderswapping and furriness.
It's not like wanting to get transformed into a washing machine or anything.
I been on this internet for awhile and I've seen things.
Asher Sullivan
>slain to protect towns
Yes, I'm sure that's necessary against the equivalent of upright domesticated sheep.
Ryan Allen
>he doesn't have a dozen khajiit whores picking his saltrice
Hah, fag.
Grayson King
>washing machine
Or a vacuum cleaner. Or one of those weird horse-like things with ball gags and dicks.
Brody Baker
The best NPC.
Asher Gutierrez
Kayden Wood
>The present is better in every way
Delusional. Your ugly bitch is disgusting.
>“bbut it isnt realistic”
I’m not the user that mentioned that at all, you retarded fuck. Don’t assume I’m some other user because you’re mad as fuck about the shit you posted.
William Roberts
>cuter
>softer
>purrs
>not a flesh automaton created by a magic hive mind that can be overridden by the Hist at any time
Why would anyone pick the Argonian?
Aaron Roberts
Not even mad, just sad with ypur shit taste.
Thank god I realized it and made her semi cowtits. Now she is perfect
Zachary Mitchell
>Not even mad
>Typing so fast he’s making spelling errors
>Not mad
Lol
>just sad with ypur shit taste.
My shit taste? Yet you’re the one posting that disgusting shit? Hilarious.
>semi cowtits
Into the trash bin.
Evan Nelson
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET FEMALE MUSCLE ARGONIANS?
Dylan Nguyen
Dilate
Dominic Perry
>he plays khajiit
>he doesn't cook and sling skooma throughout the game
Jonathan Williams
How much more do you want?
Blake Perez
Mora is better than her because Mora isn't a dirty lesbian
Benjamin Taylor
Lucas Roberts
all argonians should be killed
Connor Williams
The Dunmer had a chance to do that and they got their shit kicked in by them
Luke Martinez
>spelling errors means mad
Okay
>disgusting shit
She is perfect.
>into the trashbin
Your taste, I mean.
Matthew Hernandez
day of the ash soon n'wah
Connor Turner
lizard ladies?
Julian Powell
Well considering you jumped from “HURR ARGONIAN FURFAG” to “HURR DRAGON, LIZARD SCALIE FAG” and then to “Bbut realism” to formulate some sort of “retort” it’s hard to not see you as mad.
>She is perfect
If that nasty shit is “perfect” then I don’t want it.
>Your taste, I mean.
>He says after he’s posted some garbage bitch
Okay user, whatever helps you sleep at night.
Isaac Parker
That's probably impossible. Might as well fuck their women instead
Owen White
Sigh.. time to fap to lizards again.
Elijah Bell
>jumped
Perhaps maybe you post some dumb bitch larping as a dragon lizard whatever, to shitting on me for liking clean faces because "muh realism"? If anything you have terrible taste.
>whatever lets you sleep at night
I could say the same to you. Have fun with your terrible taste, sorry I couldnt do much about it
Sebastian Cook
>Perhaps maybe you post some dumb bitch larping as a dragon lizard whatever
And you posted some basic generic looking whore. That girl that you were sperging out about wasn’t even the first thing I posted.
>to shitting on me for liking clean faces because "muh realism"?
Look, I understand reading is hard for you, so I’ll tell you again, that wasn’t me. That was another user, hope that helps.
>I could say the same to you. Have fun with your terrible taste
I mean, you’re the only one circle jerking your shitty whore. But that’s okay, it’s fine to take pleasure in your shit tastes, just don’t get mad about it. Okay, sweaty?
James Jones
ignore that dumbass waifu trip fag poster already, fuck him
Isaiah Fisher
me on the left
Austin Cruz
God I want to be a fat tiddy argonian girl and have a dozen dudes cum in my mouth at once.
Dominic Hill
really thats where its from how could such an angel be in a shitty movie
Brandon Rodriguez
post your F-list profile and I can arrange that
Luke Allen
>tfw no argonian gf
William Butler
Oh please. People complaining about people with anime like bodies are annoying. If anything, your character looks like your generic Skyrim NPC but I aint complaining about it.
Julian Martin
So breast expansion is cannon now thats the world building modern games need
Austin Barnes
>tfw stormcloak with no redguard gf
William Hill
>saying this while posting a tranny
Robert Powell
>implying my sad shit life has time for F-List any more thanks to wagecuckery
Isaiah Howard
The talentless hacks at Bethesda can't make something appear feminine without putting boobs on it
Zachary Carter
What was it?
Anthony Gutierrez
user, we get it, you’re still mad about your shitty whore getting called out. You don’t have to sperg out at me about it.
Carter Gray
I want an Argonian bf!
Jack Robinson
VERY big skyrim waifus
David Flores
Which home is the most based?
Lakeview Manor-plebs need not apply
Isaiah Reyes
That's rape
Adam Cooper
Game?
Nathaniel Garcia
He becomes a willing participant later down the line
Noah Morales
want to lift her tail and sniff that cloaca
John Brown
...
Isaac Foster
>ywn have a catgirl gf who purrs while she cuddles with you
why even live
Daniel Cox
What mods?
Carter Rivera
John Gray
Opinions on:
Runs in Circles?
Adam Bell
Based
Aaron Flores
>ywn be impregnated by superior argonian cock
Levi White
God I just want a cute kobold wife PLEASE
Kayden Harris
stop samefagging so hard. We get it, your thread on /trash/ is dead so you came here to shit your terrible taste everywhere
James Hernandez
They'll cut your throat in your sleep and run off into the night with your coin purse friend.
Nathan Evans
You can not trust anything inhuman.
Thomas Hernandez
wouldn't it be really weird if this happened to you lol
Aiden Gutierrez
Not if we're married.
Ryan Butler
You're right then they'd wait to collect on your life insurance before running off
Bentley Barnes
No
Charles Kelly
>samefagging
Believe it or not faggot, there are a lot of people that share my amazing taste in argonian males.
Charles Sanchez
*sips skooma*
yep
Parker White
That's not what I'm getting at. He basically only has one style of body now that being overly curvy with the stomach being the only difference as some will have abs or not. Even Mora wasn't that curvy in the beginning.
Jaxson Howard
Why are there no mods that fix argonian or khajit faces? They look too animalistic.
Lucas James
Stop posting retard
Andrew Perry
With mods. There's no good muscle normal maps for argonians though, but you still can easily make a big body
Juan Ortiz
I would honestly pay to see someone physically achieve that
Austin Sanders
There are plenty of mods for people with shit tastes like yourself.
Connor Clark
this body looks fucking stupid from behind lmao
tested it today
Gabriel Hill
Shameful.
Levi Smith
eww this is gay as fuck
Jonathan Ross
You must be using some older mod.
Eli Hernandez
curved blades actually are easier to cut with but redguard blades dont have enough curve to really make use of that
Oliver Turner
link me then
David Morgan
same reason salazzles do. for breeding
Oliver Ortiz
How do I make Skyrim fun to play again?
Michael Bell
Literally bullshit. I've never seen any.
Noah Rogers
There's literally an image of one in this thread
Levi Thomas
What version of Skyrim do people usually use for sex modding?
Landon Reed
So what are some good games with lizardmen?
Ethan Ross
Luis Gutierrez
See .
Nathan Lee
>suck on an argonian's tits
>trip balls because you got hist in your mouth
based
Austin Moore
That's not an argonian. I want a cute looking lizard girl. Why is this so hard?
Andrew Garcia
I just got here. Thanks user for sharing my screenshot.
Honestly, I forget. I still have mods from 2013-15 that I've forgotten about.
Hudson Roberts
No, I'm the same guy that shitposts elites in the Halo thread. Try harder.
Ryan Evans
>tfw no qt khajit gf
Jace Roberts
Do argonians lay eggs? Maybe they're just mammals that externally resemble reptiles.
Then again the platypus lays eggs so who the hell knows
Brayden White
So you don't want an argonian to look lizard-like but you also don't want a glorified monster girl? Nigger what.
Parker Jones
Google the name up, retard.
David Hall
Lift that arm, gimme that armpit HNNNGGGGGGG
>blah blah lizards don't have sweat glands
shut the fuck up, it's my fantasy
Parker Nguyen
this is what I was talking about
Xavier Robinson
Too bad Khajit look like shit in the game.
Brayden Parker
They'r toys for mammals to play with.
Jeremiah Martin
khajiit overhaul my man
Jordan Ramirez
James Lee
I have it. They still look like housecats.
Jacob Ortiz
na. scale heat has some meat
Ethan Ross
>There are degenerates in this thread right now that would lay with elven women
You know elves aren’t human, right? They’re animals, filthy filthy animals. Disgusting “people” would indulge in something so immoral.
Brandon Reyes
Leo Russell
You are all degenerates who don't deserve TES
Carson Bailey
Christopher Adams
Now for the bigger question.
Do Argonians have nipples?
Adrian Watson
i would hope so
Dylan King
No
Jaxson Lopez
Servals are big goofy slinkies.
Evan Ramirez
Read , then google pictures.
Brayden Reyes
Hist Sap is literally söy
Tyler Evans
snake, actually
John Hall
If it's good enough for Tiber Septim, it's good enough for me.
Gabriel Morales
what game?
Brody Nguyen
What a madman.
Sebastian Foster
Not them but sex hasn't stopped me from enjoying nasty ERP. You should stop being so triggered by people enjoying things.
Samuel Garcia
>he doesn't find housecats sexually attractive
your loss
William Peterson
Make them more appealing to other races
Jonathan Edwards
IMAGINE
Juan Stewart
Master of Orion ~ youtube.com
Ian Walker
me likey... lizard..... ;)
Juan Williams
god i want her to experience my non-barbed penis
Zachary Cruz
This is some horror movie shit.
Mason Hughes
BETA!
Ryan Gutierrez
Logan Bennett
Thats a nice back
Nolan Nelson
I didn't like sleeping anyways
Xavier Bell
All male argonians, female argonians, male khajiit, and female khajiit only have one voice actor.
Ian Foster
>Child will always be the race of the mother in TES lore.
I probably wouldn't take it as gospel. Not only was it the perspective of only one book that seemed to be fairly biased, it even said traits were just generally taken from the mother, but not always.
>As for the egg thing, Argonians don't lay eggs
Some do lay eggs, some don't.
All drinking the Sap does is give a connection to the Hist network and help give further subtle connections to other Argonians.
Isaac Robinson
Michael Diaz
Gay
Nathaniel Reed
Fucking gay
Adrian Lee
Only a little
Dylan Collins
I don't why I enter this Argonian love threads. They just make me want a pet alligator and snakes.
Oliver Evans
Nah it's really fucking gay
Luis Rodriguez
This is a subtle scalie thread
Dylan Cruz
MOMMY HISTIES
Dylan Jones
Shit you're right
Cooper Diaz
Sauce
William Lopez
Why are barafags always the most annoying
Parker Mitchell
>that one animation with the ripped model and the purring
Jaxson King
I don't see it.
Gabriel Gray
Dumac was a good friend.
Michael Hall
You sure its not the trap shit which is half the users here
Ethan Hill
Christian Lopez
Are you that one assmad shotafag with the stale pasta
Michael Hernandez
John Reed
Argonians and Khajiits are only good for 1 thing
Asher Roberts
Hey if you think that during a hard days quelling of a goblin colony that I'm really not going to leave the most shapely female of the pack alive so I can help myself to her holes later as a consolation prize for the lousy amount of gold the rando inkeep is giving me to complete the quest then you got another thing coming bucko
David Price
>irregardless
Brandon Murphy
BDSM?
Brody Torres
Joshua Bailey
Fortnite has really outdone themselves with Hybrid
Benjamin Foster
Sorry user, it's been so long since I saved that gif. I'm sure you'll find the video on pornhub if you search argonian gay.
Brody Myers
>Footfag
DIE
Jackson Allen
Lol isnt that the overly friendly argonian girl you save in oblivion?
Jonathan Rogers
Still but hurt over getting buttfucked by your former slaves
Jacob Garcia
Daniel Hernandez
Too bad he's stuck in a shitty game.
Noah Turner
Thanks friend
Josiah Perry
her mother is a prime milf
Nathan Lewis
>lizard girls
My only shame
Alexander Torres
FERAL DRAGON PUSSY
Matthew Collins
If marriage were possible in Oblivion she'd be the one as soon as I saved Cyrrodil. Her mother could be the mistress because like hell I'm missing out on her goods.
Aiden Walker
AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHGG
Julian Collins
>Come for lizard tits
>barely any lizard tits
You guys suck
Anthony Turner
>literally screech posting now
Step back, calm down, take a break.
William Taylor
That's a strange lame corprus
Joseph Carter
I wasn't a furry until recently, you know.
But for some reason, when I see scaly girls, they just get me. Dragons, lizards, snakes, doesn't matter. Fuck me.
Joke's on you I need both arms to fap.
Benjamin Wright
Here are some lizard tits for (You), user.
Josiah Carter
is it better to mod oldrim or sse for sex mods i dont care about the gameplay
Nathan Cruz
stop trying to force this 'meme'
Jose Kelly
Jace Howard
Where do you guys learn this shit, is this lore from ESO?
Xavier Myers
Jewthesda Studios.
Adam Allen
>Also, I wish I was an Argonian girl.
Me too, user. Me too
Hudson Rogers
No, this is lore from the base games. The entire purpose of Argonians is that they're the eyes and ears of the Hist, who cannot move on account of being rooted sentient trees. When an Argonian died in Black Marsh, their memories and experiences are absorbed by the Hist.
Easton Ross
OhHHHh GODDDD MOREEEE MOREEEEEEEE SO I CAN COOM TO THE LEWWWDDD
Lincoln Cook
chill
Kayden Scott
god i wish i was an argonian girl
Robert Perez
Daggerfall has half-lings if I'm remembering right?
Austin Ramirez
he looks special needs
Ryan Moore
god i wish you were an argonian girl
Michael Sanders
How do argonians look like before they drank the hist sap?
Connor Gomez
Whenever I read posts like this I imagine that the wojak has some funny accent and that's why he says "com". Gives me a good chuckle.
Ryan Adams
It varies.
Joshua Ortiz
god i wish you were both argonian girls in my argonian girl harem
Jose Perry
Probably.
William Hall
i just read it as rhyming with coon
Alexander Rodriguez
This guy gets it.
Colton Brown
If only our wishes were to come true
Xavier Garcia
Lizards
Austin Lee
Finally, a good scalie thread.
Austin Martinez
That's not a very nice thing to say user
Kevin Sullivan
>Tfw really like the Elder Scrolls's universe and races but can't get myself to actually play one of the games
Josiah Martinez
He's a pussy and tries to make them too human.
Brayden Hernandez
i cant stop laughing
Jayden Parker
>Lusty Argonian Mud
NOPE
Colton Johnson
You can tell something is shit when non-humans don't have digitigrade feet.
Dominic Martinez
Perfect height.
Thomas Sanders
Furry stuff isn't against the rules anymore.
Plus this thread is mostly video game related.
Grayson Lewis
return to the days of daggerfall
free the beast titties
Cameron Williams
>spend hours in makeup
>not a porno shoot
What a waste of a thicc girl dressed up as a lizard.
Brayden Phillips
Just posting the old classic.
Jason Gray
how in gods name is this thread still alive
Lincoln Morris
fuck
Jordan Lopez
Why wouldn't it be?
No porn has been posted.
It's about a video game species.
Not that much shit posting.
William Thompson
no u
Justin Smith
The sadness in his eyes is what get me every time.
David Martin
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY CAN'T I BE AN ARGONIAN GIRL DAMMIT
Levi Bailey
some of the jannies or mods are into monster ( not monster girls) and scalie stuff. these threads don't get deleted or sent to /trash
Liam Wright
moar
Austin Powell
>he doesn't know
Alexander Morgan
Based Lizard Chad
Zachary Carter
But you can user. Just run TESV.exe
Jason Fisher
What dont I know?
Aiden Watson
Argonians can't reproduce with any other race.
Dylan Sanders
>Master of Orion
Is this any good?
Aiden Cooper
With the original Skyrim Argonian head/face in place, this looks like a green turtle grandma inflating her tits.
Granny turtle tiddies.
Matthew Myers
Got more?
Matthew Fisher
Yeah, from what I know it's a remake of a much older game
Gabriel Mitchell
What's the matter, human boy?
Don't want your spear polished by a qt lizard gal?...
Brayden Hughes
Andrew Thompson
Who says?
Joshua Perez
Jayden King
That's really cool and all but have you considered the following:
I AM THE SHARMAT
I AM OLDER THAN MUSIC
WHAT I BRING IS LIGHT
WHAT I BRING IS A STAR
WHAT I BRING IS
AN ANCIENT SEA
WHEN YOU SLEEP YOU SEE ME
DANCING AT THE CORE
IT IS NOT A BLIGHT
IT IS MY HOUSE
I PUT A STAR
INTO THE WORLD'S MOUTH
TO MURDER IT
TEAR DOWN THE PYLONS
MY BLIND FISH
SWIM IN THE NEW
PHLOGISTON
TEAR DOWN THE PYLONS
MY DEAF MOONS
SING AND BURN
AND ORBIT ME
I AM OLDER THAN MUSIC
WHAT I BRING IS LIGHT
WHAT I BRING IS A STAR
WHAT I BRING IS
AN ANCIENT SEA
Christian Perry
Bah, a biased source. Its validity is questionable. Not to mention they've heard of many reports of mixed births, but simply never saw "well-documented" children.
Carson Barnes
What's this from?
Lucas Clark
>irregardless
Joshua Morales
they didn't have tits in morrowind.
the real reason argonians have tits is because bethesda was too lazy to make a unique body for argonians in Oblivion so they used the same bodies that humans and elves used, tits and all.
Leo Reed
Yeah, but that mod makes them look awful.
Tyler Cook
"Must you ruin the magic!?" - Fursuit Dad
Gavin Johnson
Sermon Fifteen
Dylan Hall
The xcom thing was explained. All the snektits were all a harem for the lone chad male snake.
Julian Sullivan
It’s like they are mocking us.
Isaiah Miller
They had tits before Morrowind
Justin Clark
longcat is long
Jace Stewart
is that a fucking shorthair maine coon
Ryan Lewis
Gavin Brooks
>478065471
arch-img.b4k.co
Isaac Young
because i like them
Andrew Russell
>irregardless
>they're species
Sorry kid, this website only allows people 18 years of age or older.
Joshua White
Kahjit girls a shit. They shed all over your furniture. Argonian girls is where its at. Silky smooth scales, and tight firm skin. When they gain wait it all goes to their ass, tail and tits.
Luis Thompson
I dont know
Jace Cook
>""""""""""""""monster"""""""""""""" girl
>it's just a normal moe blob in cosplay outfit
Wyatt Wilson
>monster girl
Gavin Gray
Not to mention, she is canonically insane in bed
Landon Thomas
>fat argonian tail
Joseph Sanchez
>fat argonian tail
Josiah Bennett
yeah, that's a monstergirl
what you're looking for is a girl monster
Charles Wright
Dead thread, but how good will the Argonians and Khajit look in the new Elder Scrolls game?
Jacob Cook
Probably just like they do in Skyrim because Bethesda isn't going to fix or improve the engine in any way, shape or form.
They'll probably get a little uglier and less cartoony again, as they did in the transition between Oblivion and Skyrim.
Carson Ortiz
Been looking for this comic, what was the name again?
Nathaniel Adams
William Bar's dad wrote a scifi novel about a race of very wealthy alien's that pass their time fucking children. They've been mocking us for a very long time.
Henry Cook
The next Elder Scrolls game will LITERALLY be using their same garbage engine again, with whatever additional shit they added to it for Fallout 4 and 76.
Its going to be bad.
Gabriel Gomez
Why can't I just live a comfy life as an argonian girl?
Joseph Brooks
Hist sap is a hell of a drug
Michael Butler
When will you people realize it's not the engine?
Matthew Campbell
Its a combination of the engine being a piece of shit, and the people working on it being lazy fucks that cant be bothered or dont have the skills to make nice models, with good animations and textures and writing.
Angel James
While most of the reason Beth's games are so shit performance-wise and feature-wise is their incompetency, that doesn't change the fact that the engine isn't as good as it could be.
Isaac Young
Trash knight
Hudson James
Haven't been following since I dropped my tumblr account the second they removed porn. Has anything happened worth mentioning the past 6 months?...
Hunter Kelly
Artist name? Mods 404'ed it.
Jason Fisher
to be desu with you I really need art of an Argonian chick chugging hist sap until she's immobile
Matthew Gutierrez
Probably best to just Google it, it's fallen from public view ever since it jumped the platform it was originally on
Leo Gray
I like your porn but stop shitting up Vinny’s stream please
Ethan Lewis
Ironically it originally started on /trash/...thus the name. No clue why the artist stopped posting it on /trash/?
Dylan Clark
looks like shit compared to lizard womenz
Cameron James
>So many images were up for hours
>Suddenly a mod or janny has a heart attack and starts deleting shit like crazy
I don’t get this place sometimes.
Austin Walker
because making a different female model would be too much of work for bethesda
Brayden Peterson
power tripping tranny jannies cant handle lizard titties or lolis.
Aiden Lopez
I'd let her do the pineapple thing and watch.
Mainly because I'm curious if its something besides "sticks pineapple in cooter".
Connor Flores
Just realized...
Interesting, how pineapples have barbs just like cat cocks...
Isaac Howard
not my kind of body but as long as they have fat, sweat-dripping uncut lizard cocks I'm cool with it
Ryan Long
Hudson Jackson
Better than the sons of bitches at Yea Forums. I post a thread about any given animal chick and it gets deleted. In fact, pic related? It's apparently off topic in Yea Forums. At least you guys enjoyed a full filled up thread.
Most recently on Yea Forums the posters were discussing an animated short about a cat girl. The thread was up for like 3 days, but before being filled up? Some janitor or mod had a heart attack at realizing the thread's content and put it on auto-sage while deleting a LOT of posted images within the thread.
You guys enjoy. Yea Forums on the other hand is complete hell.
Ian Ortiz
have there been any updates on this game recently?
Leo Hughes
Katia is a size queen confirmed.
Adrian Hughes
What game is this?
Thomas White
Kobold Garden
Grayson Gray
aight
Caleb Campbell
Was it that Filipino cartoon? Yeah, I saw that too, remember seeing this image here get deleted as well, along with official materials apparently. I don’t know what the hell is wrong with Yea Forums mods and animal people yet, extremely lewd shit of humans slips through just fine.
Anthony Jenkins
why the fuck do you use an anime website to discuss western cartoons? Yea Forums has always been fucking garbage.
Henry Flores
>Why yes, I did pick the lizard—how did you know?
Oliver Myers
Posting a toned Argonian lady.