Better than sex

Surely getting to level 99 in firemaking in runescape is much better than that

Have sex

Have whriligig

Have sex

Sex with someone you love > being a virgin as a woman > sex > suicide > being a virgin as a man

Firemaking is probably easiest skill to get to 99 thanks to wintertodt

I'm married and had 3 GFs prior.

Sex is over rated. A good handjob is much better.

90% of the time I'd rather jerk off then bother with sex.

>mfw popping a beast blood pellet, using a fire paper, and using L2 on with the Whiligig on One Reborn

Never had a boss go down that fucking quick.

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being married and having girlfriends doesnt mean you actually care about them

GRUG WANT SEX NOW

you never had sex
fpbp

Think about how alpha our original ancestors were
>want sex
>just rape any girl you want
Men these days are so weak and get filtered by the weakest shit tests women make up on the spot to gauge them. Too much soi in our diet

ch-SKSSEEEEE
SSHKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PREY SLAUGHTERED

based zoomer

I have never ever been 'shit tested' by a bitch because my girlfriend isn't a petty normalfag

Damn right bro
Lets go rape some women

?
If you look at studies, men are in their 50s and women in their 60s when they have the best sex of their lives
If anything that guy is a dried-up boomer

BASED

youtube.com/watch?v=k4yLPF5sM0A

What, you mean to say you don't just rape any girl you feel like at any given time just like the rest of us?
lol you really are a cuck

What about hard drugs?

In contrast, having a penis at any size would be a pretty sweet deal as opposed to genital mutilation.

we need to bring back walking up to women and bashing them unconscious to drag back to our homes to fuck

Having sex with two women is better than having sex

i admit that mdma feels so good you cant even get hard

You mean having a normal penis that isn't deformed by curvature and actual phimosis and not the kind where you're too lazy to pull the skin back once in a while

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Shitposting under the covers at 4AM is better than sex and you know it

NEED
SEX
NOW

That must’ve felt so good, ugh i’m getting hard by just imagine it

Sex.

It's actually a really terrible feeling and I've forgotten what it was like to sleep normally

Sure being circumsized for shit like that is fine if it stops agonizing pain and an inability to piss.
We're not turning this into a cut vs uncut shitfest because we all know uncut is superior.
But imagine not having an entire penis!

Have sex.

Grug ungabunga yor wife.
How that make you feel? Cuckgrug
Crugk

I can piss and pull it back to clean when flaccid, but it basically cuts off bloodflow to the head if I try pulling back even with a semi, plus hurts to do so

bro sex is the most disappointing experience in my life next to going to PortAventura

Everybody point and laugh at this miserable form of life, this penisless abomination.
Remind it to dilate

hes not wrong
you probably should consider circumcision, ask a doctor assuming youre not american

Have sex.

Damn nigger you might want to see a doctor about that.
The foreskin retracts when you fuck so that might be a problem further down the line

Have sex.

>tfw still an anal virgin

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Who /beastcutter/ here?
>that fucking thick saw club
>the feeling of raw, rage filled power in transformed form
>the clanking sound of chunky metal, tethered together, ripping through everything

It's like a broken record player. It's just getting pathetic and sad now.
I suppose I need to reply with "dilate" or whatever to make your non existant pee pee tingle

oops wrong pic

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Die late.

Have sex.

gamer.........

why would you wish them a long resource wasting life

Have sex.

Feels bad even thinking about being circed after birth. Do you just take a week off or something to let your dick recover from the sensitivity?

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Screaming the word 'nigger' at the top of your lungs feels pretty great though

Have sex.

>this whole fucking thread

Fucking hell I thought it was going to be a bloodborne thread.

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The cane is just the faggot version of the beast cutter. Prove me wrong.

no clue dude, im sure dr knows. it might be that the head loses sensitivity pretty quick

>I'm married
More like disqualified, sorry mate, maybe you'll have good sex in another life. Be a good father and teach your sons how to not end like you.

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Then post something bloodborne related, you fucking dipshit.

Have sex.

what does that even mean

t. unmarried 30 year old spinster catlady

Have sex.

Just did. Your dad says hi.

Have sex.

ok but have either of you ever taken a piss, like *right* after? that shit comes pretty close.

Have sex.

Then come over, bend over and get over it, hon ;*

Have sex.

Everyone in this thread needs to have sex

Have sex.

comes pretty close to the toilet you mean, still misses by about a foot

Have sex.

PS2 was better than sex. You can't prove me wrong

meh maybe its just better to me, i have a fucked nerves system from when i was a kid.

Have sex.

Obligitory, ITT: people who have never been laid.

Have sex.

what happened

Have sex.

Beyblade?

Isnt that normal? Do people not piss after sex or jerking off?

the cancerous tranny who keeps spamming "have sex" with every reply certainly has never been laid that's for sure.
I bet it'll reply "have sex"

Making roasties seethe by denying them sex is better.

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Have sex

No idea man, I'm pretty far from normal biologically speaking, got all fucked up in an accident as a child, visually i'm fine, but not so much inside.

I am a wizard. Your feeble carnal pleasures are a fleeting waste of energy, draining your lifeforce and your spiritual connection to power. You ever wonder why virgins are always a “power source” in popular myths? its because its based on reality. virgins have power, you’re all just mad because you fell for the “eating from the tree of life” meme. I bet you’ve never even had your Christ fluid hit your pineal gland, embarrassing desu, literal animals

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Yea you're supposed to piss after sex and more often than not your body tells you to do so.
Even if it does spray out like a thumb over a hosepipe...

could be even eaiser with rs3 bonfires

Have sex.

not even the "have sex" fag but for that post you deserve this...
...
Have sex

no

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I think something's wrong with your mascara

I just piss in the sink. No one knows.

Have sex.

what if it showed if you were a virgin or not next to your name when you posted online

Have sex.

Shame the non-tricked mode is an awful garbage

lustfags will never ascend

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To lazy to tag the rest

Just start trip-fagging already who dont you, this way we can at least laugh and tell people how much of a faggot you are.

Have sex.

How would you know?

How the fuck did this shit ended up being a “uncut vs cut/tranny vs incel” autism fest? Where the fuck is my Bloodborne thread!?

Have sex.

try again. sex is overrated. find a better hobby, buy a telescope, go rock climbing, develop your non-penetrational kinks

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It would be better if it was [had sex] , [had sex with an ugly girl] and [virgin] tags. Too many people on the internet claiming they had sex when they just gone easy mode on the nearest landwhale / hooker and think they have the right to give life lessons. Better stay virgin.

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Can confirm. Mini Rocket Tube with Charge Boots is better than raw spurting directly inside a cervix,

Why is sex important?

well this *is* Yea Forums

>"have sex" found 29 times in the thread

Thread of the week, lads.

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can’t trick me, demon. fyi you’re a vessel for a lustful spirit and you’re under its influence. you only think its you, that’s how they operate.

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I don't need a hobby, I have a job that I devote the hell out of my life into.

this but unironically

Have sex.
Have sex.
Have sex.

Cope
Have sex
Dilate
Seeth

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I think I'm going senile bros. I can't even remember what weapon I used for my playthrough

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No one woman can ever do me justice. They're just mainly whiney fucks hoping to get knocked up so you'pl be FORCED to take care of them. Yes I am mysogynistic and sex is wildly overrated.

Have sex.

pee on the girl

stop having sex and you might discover what your overlords don’t want you to know, which is why they pump your brain full of horny thoughts with their 24/7 spew of porn and soft porn entertainment

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Incapable due to lack of genital equipment.

Have sex.

I'm on it chief!

Shut up and talk about sex!

Have sex.

Have sex.

Are you a Ken doll?

*AHEM* samefag.

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I'm a genderless alien

I am a fungus.

Have sex.

Sex.

Have sex.

Why do normies always say this? lmao
As long as the whore is into you and not in it for money, what difference does it make?

hopefully youll stop being a broken human being one day and discover the difference

Have sex.

You have ten minutes to have sex or else you're going to get euthanized.

my gf is sleeping and she gets mad if i cum inside her while sleeping cus then she has to get up and shower, so guess ill die

Have sex.

Have sex.

Have sex.

Have sex.

This is a pretty bad thread.

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>Brain producing 'oil'
>'ancients' knowing anything about chemical biology
>Well known structure that acts as a neural connector and coordinator

Just because its shitposting doesnt mean it has to be literal shit

>tfw no tf (trebuchetfriend)

Have sex.

Have sex.

Have siege.

Have sex.

These are based and redpilled posts.

Conduct intercourse

Have sex.

I have sex on a regular bases.

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Conduct interception

Have sex.

Let me prove you wrong

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Have sex.

Have sex.

Have sex.

Everyone in this thread needs to have sex with me

incel cringe

Have sex.

Have sex.

But I don't want to

Achieving your goals and becoming something that you're proud of is around 150 million times better than sex.

Have sex.

What are if my goal is to have sex?

what if sex is my goal

Have sex.

I CAN'T HAVE SEX I'M UGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Have sex.

If I read "Have sex." other 3 times.... I SWEAR TO GOD

Have sex.

Then your goals are absolutely fucking retarded. What answer were you waiting you mongoloid niggers ?

trans rights

Have sex.

Theres only one time I've ever regretted not having a dog dick.

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Have sex.

Have sex.

Make me

Have sex.

If you reply to this post with "Have sex." at least 5 times I'll kill myself so don't even try.

Have sex.

Have sex.

Have sex

Have sex.

Have sex.

Have sex

Have sex.

do it pussy

Have sex

...

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIN BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

lol this thread is still up
good work jannies

Have sex.

This bloodborne thread got ruined by beta faggots

Have sex.

smash thread died for this

Have sex.

How? How in the fuck do you piss after sex?
My body can't let me pee until an hour or two after.

Have sex.

Have sex.

Have sex.

>CTRL+F "Have sex"
>82 results

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Have sex.

Have sex.

Have sex.

Have sex.

Have sex.

Have sex.

>PimpSlickB
kek

Have sex.

Have sex.

Have sex.

That's a good way to describe most BB weapons, jesus christ what went so right with them?

sex is kinda boring

Have sex.

For me it's the beast cutter.

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Have sex.

Have sex.

Have sex.

No way fag

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Have sex.

Have sex.

Do a flip faggot.

Have sex

LET IT RIP

doggystyle > missionary

Have sex.

Have sex.

what the mother fuck is wrong with you retards
I fucking go to sleep, wake up and find the same fucking thread here

ITT: 1 guy is really made

Have sex.

Have sex.

Have sex.

zoomer detected

105 instances of "have sex" in 241 posts and counting

but Yea Forums aren't sheep oh no

Have sex.

Have meth.

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Have sex.

Have sex.

WROOOOOONG

There is only one thing in life better than sex

youtube.com/watch?v=Oo9buo9Mtos

Have sex.

Have sex.

sad life
broken branch bear no fruit

Bump

no wonder i forget to eat

Shit test?

I got a blowjob and was disappointed

yes it's amazing. such a release

wasn't prepared for that punchline

I hope every single one of you worthless failures has a horrible life.

howd you know user?

How come gook moot filters less frequently used terms but let's this shit run?

Have sex

Have sex.

Have sex.

smol

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Have sex.

Have sex.

Have sex.

Have sex.

Have sex.

Have sex.

Have sex.

Have sex.

Almost...Any Doom Shotgun is still better.

Also why the sudden influx people are putting pussy on a pedestal here?this place was above that.

Have sex seething incel.

after you

What's normal or moral or popular today is different to the past and it will continue to change into the future. You don't have to follow the trends. You don't have pursue what is popular. You don't have to do what others do.

Reject it all. People are controlled by mockery, by fashion, by normalcy. Why should you be? Why appeal to whatever is popular in this brief period of time?

Have you thought about this?

If sex is so good how come they never made a Sex 2

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Have sex.

Take drugs.

have sex virgie lmfao