Chocolate cake, gameboy, or me?

you know i like cheese cake you dumb whore

>inb4 some retard goes "hurr what if the roles were reversed"

*teleports behind you*
*locks door*
i'm having all three

She likes black men you know this right?

I had a gameboy, they really weren't that cool, and chocolate cake is great, for the first few bites, then it gets old real fast. I choose cougar sex.

>this video shows up in my youtube recommends after seeing the thumbnail on Yea Forums

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I WANT THAT CAKE

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So what's it gonna be Yea Forums? Hockey? Or sex?

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imagine if it was some middle aged saying "you want a cake, a barbie doll or some dicking?"

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Did you think people were kidding when they said you're being watched the entire time you browse 4chin?

Gameboy lasts forever sex doesn't

It has to insult some group of people for (You)s

get out of my room sis
i'm trying to beat super mario brothers TWO, not like you would KNOW what that is

You can sell her organs for pretty fat pile of cash.

why do i keep seeing this in my YouTube recommendations

COOOM!

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You feed me the cake while giving me a blowjob and I play the gameboy

I thought it'd be the boy offering stuff to the woman.

I wouldn't know where to begin selling organs. I know I could sell the gameboy the same day I got it.

the first thing you cucks always think off when it comes to role reversal is some ugly pedo looking middle aged man. but in reality, girls fantasize about guys like pic related

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just imagine... jamming a piece of cake inside her vagina and then eating her out

MY GOODNESS

This kinda shit has been happening to me the last two weeks. I want to say it's a coincidence, because I don't want to live in a world where it isn't.

The wise choice would be the gameboy to sell it for good profit

to buy a better looking women

Sounds like a way to ruin some perfectly good cake

Chocolate cake because I can always have the other two later

All three at once
Ride me and feed me chocolate cake while I play Tetris

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Gameboy obvs

You've got it twisted. It's been blowing up on YT recently and OP is just following along that.

You're asking for trouble, flying that close to the sun, Mr. Icarus.

>Sell her organs
You're thinking short-term, man. That's some prime bitch real estate. What you ought to do is pimp that ho out, get some dividends.

Have you not noticed how many threads just screenshots from Twitter, Reddit, random forums, Discord, etc.? It's just been getting popular on YouTube so now people are posting it here. The majority of this site is just content from elsewhere now, not much OC being made anymore.

what is the context is this scene?

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How faithful and loving is the woman?

>what games do the gameboy come with
Probably Tetris or Super Mario Land

>look it up
>it's futa

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Kid is having a wet dream

>do you want a cake, a barbie doll or some dood ol' dicking?

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go on...

Like I give a fuck, ride hard or die a bitch

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She'll leave you for the next 13 year old she sees

Smear the chocolate cake over her naked body, fuck her as semen and cake get into her vagina.

Fuck her ass with my chocolate smeared cock and finally cum over her frosted titties.

Then eat the Gameboy.

Give me the donuts

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Do I only get to fuck her or will she love me?

Umatrix is your friend.

Gameboy.

I would love the cake but unfortunately I have diabetes

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i know this artist
he drew brock fucking ash as nurse joy

Won't be enough to bail you out of jail

I'm trying to sleep, you dumb broad!

Reminder again that this is a dream sequence.

Yo, gimme dat chocolate cake and gimme some milk bitch

prove that we're not in a dream sequence RIGHT NOW

Neither, I'm on a diet and I have a life, bitch

Her because I'm lonely.

Smear the cake on the titties so I can suck them while playing a fresh game of pokemon on the gameboy

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it's just projection senpai, pay no mind to it

>Harvey Weinstein tried to rape this

Futa on shota is the best thing.

Degenerate reddit frog posting faggot.

fuck you man i was just done jerking off for 20 minutes and now i have to start all over again. it will take even longer and no cummie at all

what's her name?

based

Oh please he's a jew he would even rape a dog if given the chance

lmao nice

What the name of the girl in OP's pic?

boku no pico

The Game boy is probably the better choice in the long term, but that chocolate cake looks really good, so that.

Darude - Sandstorm

is she clean? doubt.
I pick Gameboy instead

Boku no stepmom

I swear the text in images i have seen on 4chin have been affecting my google search suggestions. shits just getting uncanny.

None, I have a wife and I'm faithful, I don't eat cafe because I'm on a keto diet, and I have a gameboy color, which is far better.

Why is she wearing a sexy bikini?

>The Game boy is probably the better choice in the long term,
God no. The game boy sucked.

>Jelly-filled donuts

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Grab her by the throat and make her choke on my dick.

Male on female pedophilia is actually morally and legally wrong. Female on male pedophila is actually morally acceptable. There is a reason everytime some teacher gets arrested for pedophilia, everyone goes "god I wish that were m,e" but if a male got arrested for pedophilia everyone wishes he was dead.

Depends on how hot the older bitch is.

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god i wish that were me

Lauren Holly

can go suck a dick.

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>Games like Oneshota, Kariyume, Parade Buster or Smashboy will never be a real thing
Why even live.

underrated

This makes sense but is depressing as hell

My math teacher said i was very attractive and drove me home on occasion. Fuck me i wish i knew this was a thing. I would have done fucking anything to smash.
Still by far the hottest person ive ever seen.

I mean at least when he eventually goes to high school no one can l him a virgin

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I take the chocolate cake of the plate, use the plate to hit her to unconsciousness, rape her, eat the cake, and then play Gameboy.

:^)

Did I win?

Why is male on female pedophilia wrong? Is male on male pedophilia also wrong? Or is female on female pedophilia also wrong?

kill yourself shit taste nigger

>male on male pedophilia
Is worse
>female on female pedophilia also wrong
As bad as male on female

found the american

So sell the gameboy, eat the girl and give the cake to your wife.

>the dinosaur picture is now the starter pokemon
>bulbasaur anxiously waits for his decision

Imagine being such a huge reddit pleb faggot.

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pssst. It's ALL wrong, all of it. Stop with the loophole bullshit.

I WANT DINOSAWRSS

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They are all wrong because its an abuse of power and taking advantage over someone who doesnt know better. Or at least thats what i understand of it. Apparently it can cause the kid to be traumatized for life.
For males being the victim there is less trauma due to how we view it. If a male had sex with a female teacher and told someone when they were older they would be applauded. Opposite is not true.
I think the proportion of these things are a bit blown but im also biased. I was molested by a guy (im male) and wasnt really traumatized by it. I was unaware of what was going on and by the time i realized what happened i just realized i lived my life without an issue so why should it be one.

I would have her put the game boy and cake on a table or nightstand, then fuck her till she couldn't move, then eat the cake while playing gameboy as she passes out, blissfully.

Nice

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>being a cuckold for a schoolboy
Jesus fucking Christ this is next level.

All of the above.

>Woman
>Getting 18 years jail for sex with a teenage boy

LAND OF THE """FREEEEEE""""

Your a homosexual because of that I assume

Nope.

The implication was that she won't, mate.

Sure some of you virgins say it's okay but it's adults taking advantage of the trust of a child to get what they want. And I just don't see it as okay even though fictional /ss/ is my fucking jam

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>tfw went to one of those schools

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This might be my friend, he had this happen to him. I dont thinkits our responsibility to stop sexualizing a group just because terrible people do terrible things tho

video games :)

Someone share some /ss/ doujins already

Yes, all hail the CUte and fuNNY

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Which movie again?

I was a very horny kid since I was like eight years old. By the time I was ten or eleven I actively wanted to be molested by an adult but I never ran into any hot pedos. It fucking sucked.

My older sisters were doing lewd stuff with me when I was a little boy too, and god, those are my hottest childhood memories. DO take advantage of children.

Fine, here's one that just got recently translated. Go wild
exhentai.org/g/1473840/a23b5a875d/

Yes.

What do i even search to get IRL porn like straight shota, where the shota is a young looking twink
I have found but a couple that truly fit the bill of a 18yrs old twink fucking a teen or milf, otherwise i get ugly or older guys.

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Now I don't mind a little skinship with the cousin that defined all my kinks, but the last thing I'd want to be is brand her and myself as degenerates to be shunned by society. So despite what your Japanese anime tells you, incest is not wincest.

>man: "rape", "statutory rape"
>woman: "had sex"
why are the media biased for women/against men?

eat the cake while playing the game while getting a blowjob

t. never had hot sisters
>brand her and myself as degenerates to be shunned by society
So you need someone to judge you actions?

A 12 year old would grab the GB and tell the slut to get the fuck out of their room.

>tfw all my teachers were ugly old hags
>tfw I wasn't cute enough or chad enough to molest anyway

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of course you do mate.
even cat is fine too for you

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Fuck the milf of course.
What do you think I am? straight?

BEGONE 3DP! REEeeEeeEeeeeEEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeeeEeEeeeEEeeEeee

Huh, guess thats how fart/scat fetishists are born

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Despite everything, as a human, I am a social being, and I do need to keep an image of a good person to work with other good people. Had I been a renouned sisterfucker, all I'd have to keep me company are degenerate furries, trannies and sad incels on the internet

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no it's actually an old movie

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I was molested/raped repeatedly by older girls from the time I was 11-13, they ranged from age 12-16, and my only regret is the fact that I never got literally /ss/'d by a hot 30-40 year old woman in that time. Aside from that it was fucking great.

sad thing that photo in my post is not her real photo. No fetish will be born from this you will be just scared for life and thats it

this is:

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sauce?

OOOOoOoOoOhHhHhHhH

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yeah but it's been all over Yea Forums, Yea Forums and the youtube algorithm in the last week so it must be the new ebic meem

I find it hilarious how angloid insect news always brings up unrelated pretty images of the criminal alongside the mugshot. While men always get the most unflattering mugshot there is.
Really shows how much wrong and vile the angloids mentally are.

JUST

No real Touhou fan would want to lose their virginity.

Imagine if sexes were opposite and half naked muscle dude would came in. Insta redflag. It's fun when older woman molests a boy cuz its cute

>HEY LITTLE GIRL, DO YOU WANT THIS IPHONE, CHIPOTLE, OR ME?

The cake, probably, the Gameboy's kind of shitty. If it were a Gameboy Advance maybe I'd consider it.

what happened to dinner and a bath options you failure of a wife

Please smear the cake all over my penis and then play the gameboy while you suck me off.

Yea Forums has no sense of morality. What are you guys gonna do when God comes back?

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>girl you don't know, can't form intimate relationship with
>probably stale cake
>pristine sealed gb
you tell me?

I don't worship jewish demons, so nothing.

Futa on shota is the worst thing. Shotas are only based when they're dominants who fuck housewives and teach them "real" sex that their husband couldn't provide. Futas are good when banging "normal" men, those who aren't normally vulnerable.

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>Tfw every time I got sponge bathed in the hospital the nurses would comment on how fun washing me was because I shaved all my body hair and would tell me I was handsome, compliment my muscles etc.
>Tfw imagining the reactions if the roles were reversed and I was a cute young girl and they were men twice my age
I miss the Filipino one tho she was fucking cute bros, also she rubbed my dick """accidentally""" a bunch of times

No it's not you zoomer, this is from the first season of Picket Fences

MILKIES

>I have no rebuttal and I must seethe.webm
Turn the other cheek and let me bitch slap your ass slave boy. I am your superior, as deemed by your jewish demon. By the way, give me your money and let me fuck your wife, as per custom.

I'll take the cake

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I'm not Mexican.

shut up homo

Did you get hard?

>my non-argument needs refutation

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Always goes for what is more valuable money wise, so the GameBoy, easy choice.
It's even in mint condition.

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Why not all three? You can have her feed you cake while giving you a blow job while playing the Gameboy.

I think it's IT

That's the difference between a 12 year old and a 13 year old. The 12 year old would take the Game Boy and tell her to fuck off. The 13 year old would use her upper back as a table to rest his arms while sliding in and out of her vag and eating chocolate cake.

>mfw I've seen the director's cut of this, with the unsimulated sex scene

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Yea and then I'd jerk off in to some wet wipes she left for me. Was only there for like 3 weeks but her and this other nurse that would compliment me all the time and come in on her days off just to see me made it a pretty awesome time, no one like that in any other hospital I was in.

in reality it is all three, the scene is a fantasy/dream of the kid, and she says "and me" instead of "or me"
The only choices are when and where.

>Well bro, what do you wanna play first
>Your old gaymeboy and all your old games with their saves intact, or me?
What do you say Yea Forumsros?

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Damn dude, that sounds like a blast. I'm happy for you.

Living the life. At best, I had these 4 sisters as neighbors who would babysit me as a kid. And I remember some of them used to take me to secluded areas where they would make out with me. Definitely not memories I'd ever want to forget. On the other hand, I had an older female cousin who would take me into a closet every now and then. Learned how to French kiss from her I suppose. I was maybe 7-8 years old. Didn't see her for ten years after that. Recall her vaguely asking me if I remembered anything. Told her no, but boy do I remember. Should of said yes though. She has huge tits and a round ass now.

honestly after being a KHV for so long my interest in women has waned considerably. I'd rather just have a male friend I could relate to and talk to than a g*rlfriend.

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wait... wjat...?

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Say goodbye.

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>ahegao tattoos....

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JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH

im trying to coom. a chocolate cake and gameboy wont do that. but i cant get hard when touching the girl so i just want her to sit back and show her boobies and spread her butt. then i can coom all night baby mmm

>AA Sponser turns in her Sponsee.
wtf dude. I thought that stuff would be confidential or something?

Not if they "endanger" someone

Even with therapists they can tell authorities if they believe you to be an immediate danger to those around you. Don't trust anyone except us.

You clearly never been in AA nigga that shit is gossip central, nobody keeps confidentiality or secrets because they don't have to it's just an informal meeting-space, a lot of people just seem to use it for finding relationships from what I've seen.
t. both my parents in AA and was dragged along to meetings and meet-ups for over a decade as a child.

Even if they did have confidentiality clauses or something though, generally you're legally obligated to report abuse of children in any scenario.

>this is the the childhood of brapfags

this can't be real. it's just too good to be real.

>There is a reason everytime some teacher gets arrested for pedophilia, everyone goes "god I wish that were m,e" but if a male got arrested for pedophilia everyone wishes he was dead.
Yeah, and that reason is that people are stupid and have stupid double standards. Either both of them are wrong or neither of them are.

Also, people misuse the word "pedophilia". Pedophiles are into prepubescent kids. Teenagers are different. Hell, a lot of teenagers look like they're in their twenties.

>Yeah, and that reason is that people are stupid and have stupid double standards.
They also tend to view male sexuality (and men in general) as inherently predatory and aggressive.

Still pedophilia.

It's almost like girls and boys are different damn

Oh yeah look at how much this boy is suffering oh my goooood the poor thing

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