The game that ruined Yea Forums

>new Kojima game
>woah this is exciting
>Yea Forums still calls him a hack
>finally time to see gameplay and shit
>it's literally hours of Kojima playing the game himself
>game is full of rich animations, attention to detail, lots of mo-cap
>high quality graphics, nice sound design
>all he does is show random shit from the game
>Norman walking, Norman running
>Norman falling, Norman climbing
>Norman shitting, Norman pissing
>Norman dressing, Norman showering
>Norman trying out glasses, hats and shirts
>Norman listening to music
>Norman taking photos and posing
>even the combat footage is Norman running from enemies
>basically like a 3rd person SIMS
>Yea Forums is literally on suicide alert

Holy fuck this game is designed to destroy this board, i can't welcome it fast enough and i don't even have a PS

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People either get pissed right away because japan likes to show the game as it is, or they get pissed later because the west lies about their games.

bump

I just hope it'll get a PC release.

Kojima said PC isn't strong enough to run it. Only PS4 and maybe Switch.

We'll be able to emulate in on PC eventually. Probably within a decade.

lol Norman Reedus is such a dirtbag looking fucker.

What does emulate mean.

>basically like a 3rd person SIMS
what did you mean by this?

Yea Forums is basically filled to the brim with a bunch of retards who think anyone cares about how "sophisticated" their taste is. It's the ego within the individual Yea Forumsirgin who makes him think "Ah, here is a perfect chance for me to prove why my tastes are better to random people on the internet". Because of this, whatever is garnering attention on the internet will always be shat on by people on Yea Forums. They have to hold onto the fact that they are unique, and their tastes are unique, and anything that you think is good is actually bad because they say so.

Basically, if you're not talking about a nintendo game, people here will shit on you for eternity. Your other alternatives are reddit (s o i boy central, with an addition of attention whores who fish for upvotes) or neogaf (basically discord trannies on steroids, with cultural marxist and leftist views pumped up to 11).

I just wish you could play with the baby, that would be so cute, but he's trapped in a piss jar

My 2080 is at least 1200% more powerful than the PS4 fat
What kind of a 9 year old ifunnygagger post is this?

Obviously he's joking considering he said the switch

based and redpilled.

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insecure little nvidiot, kek

>Yea Forums still calls him a hack
>basically like a 3rd person SIMS
So Yea Forums was right, what's the problem?

I really don't care about Death Stranding. It kinda feels like a bad fever dream.

>bad fever dream
it's a simulated nightmare. S3 plan does not stand for Social Strand System, it stands for Selection for Societal Sanity!

fucking BASED

Kojima is /our guy/

>suddenly Yea Forums goes back to give kojimmy the succ

why would Yea Forums do it, kojimmy already has a harem of white women willing to give him the succ

>destroy this board
In what reality?
Just say "It's fucking shit" with no further elaboration

CRACK
*sip*
"Ahhhhhh"

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>watch death stranding briefing vid
>can't stop cringing
yikes, you can already tell that the story will be an embarrassing mess and kojidrones will be frothing with a bunch of conspiracies and theories

>3rd person sims
>PC not strong enough
Calling it satire before newfags flood this thread

I can't relate to the main character. Horrible choice for character model. You can't help but see illiterate redneck seeping out of him.

It's probably the point that he looks like a scruffy working class guy.

Use the high-quality edit

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already roped™ the pic.

>t. picrelated

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He said it's an otome starring norman, based

HOW BRAINWASHED ARE YOU TO THINK THAT. HOLY SHIT THAT'S FUCKIN PRICELESS.

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how do i delete a post

*Not skippable sponsors in game

kojidrones before : wow sony is the perfect publisher that will give kojima infinite money to perfectly pursue his creation.

kojidrones after : unwanted commercials in a 60+$ game is ok when kojima does it.

You’re right I’m sorry

No no NO!
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES, GET IT TO WORK NOW!

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>unwanted commercials in a 60+$ game is ok when kojima does it.
you new here?
what am I saying, of course you are

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Norman Simulator 2019

Would unironically cum on its face

>the illiterate redneck seeping out of the metrosexual model

WeW

that screenshot is from a konami game, sony for death stranding shills must have been different so my point still stands, also is not only the usual drink, this time is drinks, sunglasses and sportswear too.

Calorie Mate is fucking amazing, though. And it WAS made back in the day, so it's canon.

It means ur mom ghey

This is probably because you only know him from that role in The Walking Dead.

would you rather he do nothing but collect welfare checks or contribute to the economy

You are a retard.

This destroys the /pol/ faggot

>I can't relate to the main character.
Why the fuck do people feel the need to relate to a video game or movie character these past years ? Are people really so out of touch with their own selves and is their personality so dead that if their avatar in whatever they're playing/watching doesn't seem similar to them they will automatically discard it ? Dude literally nobody complained about video game characters a few years ago. I am willing to bet that not even when GTA San Andreas came out and you had to play as a black guy, nobody gave a fuck - people just wanted to fucking play the game and have fun. Lately everyone is like "well if my character isn't EXACTLY like me, then this game or movie is a piece of shit". You're not supposed to relate to the main character as if he is literally you, you're supposed to be like someone who watches them do shit from your own perspective.

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>and maybe Switch.
>all the replies are people taking this post seriously

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you're not supposed to relate since you aren't Feedus Deleetus Reedus, pay some fucking attention. is the 4th wall break from his main hub not enough?

Are you talking about the anime? That was a good anime

>Aaron
>She
so the more malleable word is going to be left as the gendered male spelling but people have to adapt to change a more fundamental part of their speech to appease the psychological frailty
>metrosexual
really just looks like a greasy dude. "illiterate redneck" is off, but he does look like he has a stench surrounding him. i almost see the stinklines coming off of him in any picture i see
lol since mgs3 every has been filled with product placement. triumph motorcycles, uniqlo clothing brands, drinks like pepsi and mountain dew, calorie mate, axe body spray, tonnes of sony products, apple products, regain, jf reys (which basically got ad-level attention in phantom pain, with characters wearing them getting a subtitle under their intro name when they are wearing them. kaz, ocelot, and hideo all show off a different pair of glasses that you can buy.), and many magazines, including playboy. this isn't mentioning all the crossover shit metal gear does with other franchises, even non-konami IPs, like monster hunter and ape escape, which basically act as ads.product placement for those other games. koji obviously does it for the money, but he likely justifies it by saying real products that you can interact with in-universe make the experience feel more authentic. unfortunately, they are also anachronistically placed. is wrong, calorie mate didn't exist in real life until 20 years after operation snake eater was supposed to have taken place.

Game looks really comfy, not every game has to be muh ebin action shooter and even then the game has plenty of action.

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A SILENT FAULTY FEELING

A SILENT FAAAAAAAAA

for me it looks like Death Stranding gives you a plethora of things to do, outside of being Amazon™Delivery™dude.
i wonder why Mama was seen in the Onsen together with Sam at the end of the Hub video.

show kojimble some support my dudes

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Did he say it was Mama? Didn’t look like her to me. Maybe I need to rewatch it. Wish they put subtitles already.

>Did he say it was Mama?
he legit said her name when she was seen, check again.

Yea Forums on suicide watch in November 8, mark my words

Believe it or not, but the Xbox 360 was and is currently still more powerful than what many of you would consider a "high-end" rig by today's standards.

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freeze, criminal scum! show me you spaghetti loicense!

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>Norman playing music for the baby

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You better fucking explain yourself bucko

>japan likes to show the game as it is
>"B-But they didnt show the actual gameplay yet! Things are going to be way more interesting later on!"

*blows smoke in your face*

*walks away*

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Wait I can change the hat color and get the same red hue as maga hat? I am interested now.
Even though the game is 'borders bad, people good'.

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So trying to fix a fucked up post apocalyptic world and restore it to what it used to be is suddenly muh globalism symbolism? It's just a fucking silly story from a nip, dude...

He will pay taxes.. But at what cost? Influencing kids? Too much. I 'd rather have him get his neetbux.

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I guess you connect the broken states from total ruin. + the waifus are french pure and hot. Probably I am wrong.

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That's exactly what you do. If something like BRIDGES existed in real life and all that was left of America were isolated bunker cities, don't you think a group like them would try and reconnect the people and form the USA again? It's simply realistic storytelling.

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4u

kys

>Funded by Sony
>uses a Sony's in-house game engine
Yeah, not happening until you'll be able to emulate it in a decade or so.

I would rather it starve to death and stop helping some kike subversion extraordinaire in NYC print money.

Slit your wrists, unnatural faggot

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seething
Death Stranding will be the Donald Trump of videogames.

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All games have an element of role play to them. To do any sort of role play you have to have some basic empathy.
What you're seeing is the result of people such a stunted capacity for empathy engaging in a medium that requires it more than any other medium on average.
What you're finding out through this as well is that many many many people, probably more than you would like to think, are devoid of empathy.
Just like social media has basically shown us that far more people than we'd like to think about are brutal narcissists.