Who was your first vidya fap?

are your sheets sticky?

Maybe Peach's underwear in Melee? Could've been something earlier.

Are you for real or are you memeing?

Why are female hentai artists so hot?

Vanilla the rabbit i think?

Zelda in OOT maybe

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midna

Does Jessie from Pokemon count?

Psylocke in marvel 2

....An actual asexual?

t. foreskinlet

Annabelle from Billy Bayou I think

>wearing a condom in your fantasy

foreskin makes fapping easier

She's my first fap, and my waifu to this day.

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Literally the first thing I've ever fapped too
nhentai.net/g/148692/1/

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LONDON

how the fuck did you play that game

The tifa titfuck

Yae

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Probably a DoA ad

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Female Selkie character in FFCC. And now you can get a ginger costume for the remaster. My dick cannot physically handle it.

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IIRC it was I-no

No, I am for real. I was just never attracted to anyone or anything, and never felt the need to.

It was on my brother's NES. My first fap on my own console was in 98. Morrigan Aesnalnd from Marvel I think.

Helena pole dance from Dead or Alive X2.

I hope you've come to terms with your homosexuality and aren't still in denial user.

Sami from advanced wars. I discovered rule34 thanks to her and used to print it out on the family printer and hide it in my room.
She is also responsible for the army girl fetish I have to this day.

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the girls in bikinis on the cruise ship level from tony hawk's pro skater 2

if this is where you started, i wonder where you are now

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Super Smash Bros Melee upskirt shots. Before then I was masturbating to an ad of Asuka Langley in the back of my Electric Tale of Pikachu comics which I also masturbated to.

Rumble Rose's demo for me.

I know it's the most basic answer but Samus
Also unintentional impregnation (As in two consenting people fucking but the girl doesn't want it) is one of my biggest fetish and I want more of it.

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DOA 3. My parents didn't let me have a PC in my room but little did they know that T rated game was all I needed until I was like 16.

Its been way too many years. Earliest I can remember is maybe either magazine prints or a demo video or something for lunar 2 eternal blue with the naked pool scene.

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Some loli incest porn that my sister showed me when I was in 4th grade.
2005 internet was wild, shame it's never coming back.

Seeing Laura Croft get eaten by a T-Rex might've been the first time I ever got a boner to a vidya girl. There was an old horror game with a frog monster and I'd deliberately let the girl character get eaten by it constantly. It was all really based.

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Not much has changed I still like futa and traps, I like milfs now too

First fap was Kelly Bundy from Married with Children.

First vidya was probably tifa or lara croft

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That is weird for a first fap , i don't believe it.

I fapped to futa in my fap number 300

This cutscene youtu.be/z3Ww0Wf0K-U

>Not Peg
Shit taste.

well I mean like, how, more why, did you play it?
that game is fucking unrelenting

"biggest fetish"

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I remember my first fap, but don't really remember my first vidya one in specific. Was probably Peach or Samus, honestly.

Peg wasn't the one with the constant pokies from lack of bra tho

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sounds like you got too many (((vaccinations))). It killed your libido.

I can't remember but Midna is the one I have fapped to the most

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I think it was Samus while playing Brawl

My first fap was fetish shit with naruto and sasuke

AAAAAA
what the FUCK why did you create this thread I have to jack off to anime tiddies right NOOOOWWW

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/pol/ are anti-vaxxers now?

>Wearing condoms ever

Do people seriously do this shit? I'm not even trolling here saying as if I get sex easily or often which is the more reason for me to say FUCK THAT SHIT.

How the fuck can people wear condoms for sex? I tried one time after having raw sex a few times and shit felt so fucking soulless it's like stepping in the shower with a raincoat.

>But it keeps you from STDs and having kids

Nigger what kinda cracked up whores ar3 you touching to even worry about STDs that should be a given and secondly why the fuck would you stick your dick inside a girl you're not attracted to enough to have a kid

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I didn't really like vaginas so I was drawn to futa

I think it was that one goth chick in the zombies video game with her and that preppy cheerleader as the leads, volume 3 (i think) of the girls of gaming magazine featured her with artwork that sparked my love of goths and dommes

I don't fap to vidya, I might have unknowingly though. I don't fap anymore I'd rather be pent up and frustrated with energy than apathetic and low energy.

/pol/ is every stupid conspiracy theory under the sun now, they used to just be rather paranoid fucks talking about the jews or what not and you had shit like dorner
now it might as well just be literal boomer shouting matches

>short hair samus

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Talim in Soul Calibur 2. I know it's weird for her to be the first when there are much curvier women throughout the franchise, but she looked almost exactly like my Middle School crush. I still regularly fap to Talim to this day.

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Rosalina in Mario Kart Wii

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What fresh hell of slut cope is this

Probably Chun-Li

You likely carry HPV and have a pretty significant chance of giving any women you fuck uterine cancer or genital warts.

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Based

isn't there a follow up to this where link fills her pussy with a bucket of hero cum? I saw it a few days ago. Afrobull is one of those artists you follow.

>t. nigger

>secondly why the fuck would you stick your dick inside a girl you're not attracted to enough to have a kid
Or maybe I just DON’T want kids at this point in my life? I barely have a salary, condoms are cheaper than diapers.

You 2 sound like you never had sex, just admit it

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I didn't discover fapping until I was 22. I had lots of catching up to do

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First thing i got off to was pictures of Naruto girls. Never watched any of it, I just found them hot.
Vidya though i have no idea. Probably something Pokémon related.

Anyone else think this was real as a kid?

en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Super_Smash_Bros.:_Xtreme_Beach_Volleyball&oldid=893478

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When I had the Sega Smash Pack

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How fucking Catholic were your parents?

That's actually pretty based ngl

I legitimately have a fetish for safe sex.

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Your stuff is lame, and I remember you shilling this awhile back, if you want people to give you constructive criticism of your fetish. Go to the appropriate board for it. Yea Forums

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Yet today I'm a degenerate furfag, funny how things work out.

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Probably Samus or Morrigan.
Its gotta be one of the two.

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>tfw I started with Nise Kurosaki and solidified my BBW tastes
Where did you guys start and where are you now? I still love me some good ol' chubbies even in real life

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>shiiieeeet i ain't wearin no condoms nigga
>*smacks lips* ayo why all these hoes be sayin i'm dey baby daddy shhiiiieeeeeett

I'm not joking.

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I fapped to pushing fat NPCs in GTA 5 into water, surprisingly hot

>Israel
>Being this based
The world’s gone crazy

I hate to admit this but I had Phantasy Star 2 on Sega Smash Pack as well. I would remove Nei's equipment/'clothes' and pretend she was naked.

Anthro Suicune

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Are there ANY good smut writefags on Yea Forums nowadays?
The guy who did Make it Wit Chu got progressively better, and there's a few others I can't recall at the moment, but most of them just seem to have the same boring basic bitch Yea Forums fetishes and pretty basic writing skills.

i've been fapping since i was 4 at least, but i came for the first time when i was 17 or so. I don't know why but fapping and going all the way just felt really awkward and even intimidating.

I've never fapped either, I'm glad to know there's more of us out there.

>play this with my older brother
>he would cover my eyes so i couldnt see the anime tiddy

COOMING

was it the one with Lugia?

>why the fuck would you stick your dick inside a girl you're not attracted to enough to have a kid
Based family man.

I masturbated since I was 12-13 but didn't cum (outside of wet dreams) until I was 19.

oh, here it is

rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3391542

Your mom.

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What the fuck?
I literally had my first non-dry orgasm in 5th grade.
What is wrong with you fuckers?

samus doujins, most of them were of them dominating some other character, now im into femdom
also fuck that website that you would get a pic of her naked masturbating with a wii remote if you finished prime in less than 1 hour

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You all are children.

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Dunno really, edging was pleasant enough for me I guess?

I started jerking off at around 10 but only came at around 12. Not as extreme, but you're not alone. Think I was afraid of my dick exploding or something.

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I’ve been jacking off since I was 12. I was fat as fuck and still I had more testosterone than this beta. It’s kind of hot how pathetic you are.

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I had a very busy childhood/early adulthood with sports and extracurricular activities. When I enlisted in the army, my life grinded to a halt and I discovered stroking more than 30 seconds causes pleasure, when my barracks had a power outage and I couldn't do anything else at the time

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one of the Mortal Kombats, Mileena

Where's the 2nd part of this pic?

This

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I have been sexually attracted to girls since a little before kindergarten

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God he's so hot.

Took me a while to realize I was fapping to him in compromising situations rather than just self inserting as him in those fantasies.

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Ayla's sprite design is the stuff of legends

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no it was just a solo pin-up
I can't find it on e6

meant for

who's that?

I'm incredibly autistic and while I was vaguely aware of masturbation I never really actually tried it until I was like 14 where I mostly ended up cumming on accident.
It was to some character wearing a diaper

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I had my dick sucked when I was 8 by my older cousin and never got caught

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Do you have a diaper fetish now?

Nei and Amy were my fap fuel.

Cyndaquil's sprite in Pokemon Silver

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killing and stripping women in Morrowind was the first time I jerked off to a video game at 10 or 11 years old

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>12-13
do most people really start when they hit puberty? I can specifically remember having a massive boob fetish in my oldest memories. I found out at near toddler age that rubbing my dick against my left leg while wearing pants felt really good. I also remember not being able to cum before puberty. Your dick just twitches and then goes soft. I remember one day i was rubbing while on the toilet, as usual, and then feeling different as i came closer to climax. A single drop of cum came out and it weirded me out for years.

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Does Dragon Ball count as vidya? I'm guessing "not really", especially since there were mo Dragon Ball games in the west during that particular fap. I visited some website that pointed out when DBZ was censored on Toonami. This exact frame gave me many gaps. It was censored in the US, they gave her shorts or some shit.

As for actual vidya, there was this meme that princess Ruto was sexy. It was referenced in some of the early walkthroughs on gamefaqs. I fapped to her character model in jabu jabu, pretending in my mind to understand and agree. After I fapped, I admit to myself that I found nothing about that fish girl to be sext at all.

This one

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gay

Does anyone want to see??? The videos are SAFE!!!

Yes, unfortunately.
I have other fetishes but few things get me harder than some tasteful image that isn't ruined by piss and shit everywhere.
What sucks is that pretty much every japanese diaper artist is really focused on it being some sort of thing where they get jacked off through it.

I used to fantasize about cuddling naked with Saria and Ruto before I knew what sex was.

Fuck, forgot pic

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Nah, it depends.
I remember rubbing my dick on some girl at the boys & girls club when I was in 1st grade when we would make tents out of towels and try to make out and shit.
It all depends on the person.

Good. Don't listen to drug addicts.

2bh, I always hated that bitch when I was a kid. All she did was whine and talk too much

have you killed anyone yet

I don't know why, but I have a distaste for DragonBall porn

Rate your psychological stability and sociability on a scale from 1-10. I'm curious.

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Honestly don't remember

>Who was your first vidya fap?

who the fuck faps to videogame characters?

>fellow newman fetishist

Summit-level taste, sir.

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If memory serves me right, one of the gravure vids of DoAX2 that IGN hosted. It was of Tina, and it's still up on the site.

ign.com/videos/2006/09/05/doax-2-x360-virtual-pictorials-tina

7 and 7. Not terrible but nothing impressive.

I played sa2b at a weird age...

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i was in the fifth grade when my first single drop came out. After that i specifically made sure not to go all the way. My first cumsplosion was in high school. I made it a special occasion, with lotion and paper towels.
Holy SHIT does it feel so good cumming for the first time. Those faps following the first cumsquirt were the biggest loads of my life. I kid you not, one night while sitting down i shot a load so far it hit the wall next to me about 4 feet away. Those were the days.

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Not at all vidya, but I used to fap furiously to scrambled porn channels all the time. Sometimes you'd get lucky and see full on naked girl for more than a minute at a time.

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Wait you're into the guys wearing the diaper? Are you gay?

I wanna fuck you on the sink. After that, give you something to drink. Step back, can't get spunk on the mink.

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This

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>started off fapping to piss stuff
>has slowly grown into a scat fetish
i hate myself for it.

Princess peach slots game on /f/ years ago
I grinded it until I unlocked all the images of naked peach and took a picture of each of them using the digital camera I had for when I went on holiday.
I used to take that camera with tons of porn saved on it and jerk off in the public hotel bathroom.

Taking replies about my fetish anytime and will be happy to provide videos

Yep

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Dude, I fapped just yesterday to the lake's audio of ChiChi's VA orgasming while yelling "GOOOHHHAAAN". I'm so fucked up.

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That pissed me off so much when I had unlimited cable. I'm here to see coochie and tiddies getting blacked

They look like niggers

While I am primarily a fag I've always liked feminine bodies and boobs, pretty much the only thing I don't like is the vagina itself.
I don't particularly care who's wearing it, but the overwhelming majority of (good) art has it on a girl so that ends up being the majority of what I jack it to.
Why, you got any recs?

Shaddap and post then. My dick is ready

normie

Hmmm the first time I googled porn consciously (i was very young didnt know how to erase history but knew about web history) I would Google "peach" with the safe search turned off and twistys peach would come up she was a red head tied up spread legs. Anyway I probably fapped to princess peach around that time too.

no I don't want to hurt anybody except myself

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Nah just curious if jerking off early in life leads to fetishes later in life. I started with pure vanilla so I can't use myself as an example.

damn, i still remember when doa xtreme beach were actually fun

At least from what I've heard starting to jack off when you're almost 15 is extremely late, so at least for me that wasn't the case.

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i have a condom fetish

Why

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how is futa gay?

I mean, one of them is very clearly black.

Probably Misty from Pokemon or Sora from Digimon.

Wait, so the first time you jerked off was to a guy in a diaper at age 15? Holy smokes dude.

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I'm 31 years old God damn it, how the hell am I supposed to remember that?

I've been playing with my dick since before age 10 probably, but I never came until age 14. I still remember the video too. I was just playing with my dick to this video
youtu.be/TiUBHmBS9aI
In my bed, and then this amazing feeling passed over me. My mind went blank my vision went white, and I experienced the most amazing feeling in the world.
I remember the exact words that came to my mind after I came to my senses were "this is what sex feels like."

This exact image if I remember correctly.
pictures.hentai-foundry.com/s/Sigurd/61808/Sigurd-61808-Peach_on_beach_nude.jpg
I ended up texting this image and a load of other peach and daisy images to my dad when I got my first Iphone. Don't ask how.

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I was 14, missed 15 by like a few weeks, but yea pretty much.
It was Naruto and Sasuke, Naruto had a pacifier.

>gnome mage
>/sleep under girls in the auction house
>cast detect invisilibty so I would get a face full of succubus ass
>use the shrink ray and shrink potion and run around upskirting girls
>once paid some low level draenei gold to /sit on my character repeatedly

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I remember seeing a lactating version of all 3 of those and I think that's where I got my fetish from.

Nah dude, I don't think gap material leads to fetishes. I think mostly emotionally disruptive experiences will do that, whether sexually involved or otherwise. My first faps were of Hanson's faces pasted over girls bodies and some weird knife-in-pussy porn. All I knew was I saw tits and liked tits. If I'm going really far back, my true first arousal experienced where I realized touching my dick felt good was after seeing indigenous black women tits. Let me tell you, of those things, none of them developed into fetishes. I've had a very vanilla life, and my sexual preferences are also quite vanilla.

>be 11
>never fapped
>playing T3
>Nina's moans make me peepee hard
>keep playing
>playing with the controller on my lap
>it starts to vibrate
>the controller on my lap slighty touches my jeans where my dick is
>ejaculate all over the place
>have no idea wtf happened
youtube.com/watch?v=lHmQz5pXPp4

youtube.com/watch?v=DVB1VsfKimk

Blue Venus Weed from SOTN

Tifa.

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fap material*

why does that sound kinda hot

Used to fap to the game cover a lot.

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BROS IM REALLY COOMING IM COOOOOOOOOMINNG IM FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING
>COOMING
COOMING
>COOMING
COOMING!!!

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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i miss the lara croft schoolgirl guy

i.imgur.com/OjfV8pW.jpg
Looking at it now it's kind of weird that they look so relatively young but I probably didn't care when I was 14. I usually prefer it to be obviously of age characters wearing.

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What was the consistency of your guy's first jizz? Genuinely curious. I remember pressure-wash jizzing clear liquid and freaking the fuck out. Almost told my parents.

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god I fucking love this video
youtube.com/watch?v=ynsSZMWo3B0

First real doujin was either this one
exhentai.org/g/3150/9358c6824f/
or a untranslated DoA doujin like this one
exhentai.org/g/18527/30a5aa6765/

That scene in Super Mario RPG where Bowser and Mario work together to break down the door to the Marrymore chapel and accidentally knock Peach's jewelry and shoes off. I imagined that they also sent all her clothes flying and that she was standing there naked and trembling in embarrassment, trying to cover her shame in front of everyone present.

This but with more tentacools. Not tentacruels. Beaks are gay and ugly. Also that one with may and dawn

She's so cutes though.

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Tifa or Lara Croft most likely, but honestly not sure

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I believe it was this doujin specifically

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I don't remember, all I remember was that I was kind of alarmed by it, even though I knew what it was. My first response was to taste it and then I've never not done so since.

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My first fap was unironically shadman

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I know you were probably expecting a female but it’s male instead. I desperately wish I could cum to females, but I just can’t. Ever since I saw it. What is it? It was a fat man at a baseball stadium, wearing an extremely tight t-shirt tucked into cargo shorts, his shorts so tight the back pocket covers stuck out. It awoke something in me I wish it hadn’t. I couldn’t jack off to anything until GTA5 came out. I was 14 when it came out, and I discovered that type of NPC about a month in, my life changed. I discharged my hormonal load at least twice a week. And I even bought the game on a newer console to experience it in higher quality. It’s my public embarrassment fetish, very niche. xboxclips.com/outdatedmeme117/51b1df8d-cb92-4a23-9d92-f7be7e23f0b1

I remember a weird stone coming out when I jizzed. Freaked the fuck out because I thought I broke something.

I that the one where the frogs with the fucked up looking cocks fuck her? Holy shit. It's been a long time since I've seen this one. Probably over 15 years. link?

So what's it like? Can you see sounds and hear colors? Can you levitate at will?

fapping is just a meme, right? no one actually does that. right?

Dawn was my first waifu and vidya fap

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Based, I'm about to become this

>i was "abused" by a distant cousin that was 10 years older, i was like 10,she was 20, i'm now 30 and personally, don't give a fuck, or remember the experience that well, but i remember it being weird, not pleasurable just, weird

God you zoomers are pathetic sods

Kasumi from DOA, specifically Xtreme 2. Fuck those poledancing vids were good back then.

why is every girl in that show better when they lose their retard hair?

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Probably peach.

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Holy SHIT, Jessie looks like THAT? We could have had this design all the time since 1996? I'm livid.

No idea. I had this hand made pillow thing with holes all around it and I stuck my dick in the side and moved the pillow up and down till I came. I took the pillow outside to the garbage can to hide the evidence.

Who are you quoting?

>I that the one where the frogs with the fucked up looking cocks fuck her?
Yes, it's on nhentai.

I jerked off for years without jizzing, so when I first came I recognised it from porn so didn't find it weird

Lovrina from Pokemon Gale of Darkness' guidebook when I was like ten, then a Link x Girahim pic when I was fourteen or fifteen.

same. jerked off first time at like 8 or something in 3rd grade. i remember it feeling really good and ocasionally dry nutting. first came in like 6th grade but it was just clear cum that would seep out. probably actually nutted in like 7th grade

How young are you where Bioshock 3 is your first fap?

yeah.

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Can't believe this hasn't been specifically posted.

Also, guess my age.

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Unironically same
I got into an elementary school argument with my friend at the lunch table where I argued jacking off was gay because you were giving a handjob, but he countered with it was natural
We never came to an agreement, and out of spite I swore I'd never masterbate

didn't mean to >

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based

lying on the internet.

I feel sorry for you.

42 and 9.5 months exact.

37

I have to know if everyone liked it

How are you all this fucking young? What happened to this fucking board?

Had a poster that came with Oracle of Ages/Seasons player's guide with this exact picture of Din on it. Many of my first nuts were bust to this image.

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I want to marry Jessie
How old is she again?

Too high.
Too low.

38-41

20, but I was a late bloomer

Gonna assume 40 if you were in your adolescence for Metroid

>Din
You had good taste as a kid

i think zero suit samus

>How old is she again?
12 or 120.

shes supposed to be 10, but they say shes 20 in the anime. I'm gonna go with late 20s because it feels right.

Not a day younger than 39

I'm 30 btw. I'm basing my guess around you hitting adolescence before 1990

Oh it was just lying around; he had a bunch of NES games, almost eighty of them. I would flip through the collection at six or seven, playing whatever I could. Some I beat, others I got good at. I got to 245 in Mrs. Pac-Man at age 6 or so.

In general, yes.

Bingo. Now I feel old for real.

?

>Lara croft
>3 results
Fucking zoomers reee

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Probably wasn't my first, but the farthest back I remember was beating it to this from an issue of Nintendo Power covering the DS port of FFIV.

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I'm 30 and feel way too old for Yea Forums already so I can only imagine what 40 is like.

great taste

postal. i killed all the cute women that i liked in whole town, than i gathered all the dead body of cute women in to some empty house, while beating the dead body with a shovel because there is no other way to move object. and than after i competed my collection i faped. and of course i burned all the dead body with a gasoline and i put out the fire with my pee. it was fun

there are litteral boomer 60-70 year olds on here.

If I wasn't a fag rydia might have been my first fap too

>Nigger what kinda cracked up whores ar3 you touching to even worry about STD
don't trust these hoes unless you see a clean bill of health from their fuckin' doctor. I full bore passed on the only fucking chance at sex I had because I didn't have a condom ready. In retrospect I feel like she saw that as an insult and we stopped talking soon after but fuckit better safe than sorry

Same except I am attracted to women and watch porn every once in awhile but I don't masturbate as it just seems dirty. I can't fondle my dick, it seems so gay.

I'm fucking 25 and I feel too old for Yea Forums sometimes, too many underages posting.

she was the beginning of a reaaaaally weird future for me

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Bartz is pretty hot

WOMB RAPER 3
WITH LARA CROTCH
SHE'S SO SEXY

Piss off, fur fags!

He's not bad no

Yea Forums is more popular than you think, there are plenty of 30+ people here

You're supposed to hate all somewhat popular to definitely popular artists here.

Thanks for reminding me that there are thousands of kids who first fapped to minecraft or fortnite

I love him in whispy clothes

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Everyone that was born before dial up is a sleeper furry. Don't worry about it.

take your viagra, gramps

this

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based

It might be Feena from the 1st grandia. She was so feminine but in same time she was acting strong and at the end she just fall in love with Justin. I loved all her emotions.

Can’t wait to buy the HD remaster, this one is on my top list of rpg. It will be out in few days.

man I can only imagine what kids are jacking off to in this day and age.

my man

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oh actually it was lara i nearly forgot, i blew so many loads to some girl cosplaying as her doing a strip tease AGES ago. man good times, im gonna find that tonight and jerk off to it

>I ended up texting this image and a load of other peach and daisy images to my dad when I got my first Iphone.

Who the fuck shares porn with there old man?

Excellent taste, user. Din is a semen-demon and is way more attractive than Farore or Nayru

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You must be 18 years or older to post on this website.

some people have good relationships with their parents
i wouldn't know

Child or adult timeline?

I'm 20

May God bless you

I cant remember but it was probably May from pokemon or Morrigan

Probably a story on here
vggts.gdn/
or a video similar to this youtube.com/watch?v=oeJrV-MLSpg

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absolutely shit taste
>character looks like a generic whore
>OMFG BASED WHY DOESNT SHE ALWAYS HAVE ANIME HAIRSTYLE #46!!!!!

No you're not. Stop it.

Did anyone else used to print out the porn and hide it in their room to jack off to?

My first video game fap was probably one of those shitty new grounds porn games. My first ”fap” ever was in 2nd grade, my teacher hugged me (don’t remember the reason) I just remember it made me really happy, and I went to the bathroom afterwards and started flicking my dick.

Cover those up you fat bitch

Damn, lots of zoomies in this thread.

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i don't really blame you, but shadman is shit now
>duurrr i drew a sleep paralysis ghost but with a fatass pls donate money i feel sick :(

Your art sucks

Have you ever consulted a therapist about this carnal desire for fat middle aged guys with tucked in shirts?

We're fap brothers. My first fap was sc2 ass well, but for Cassandra.

1998 was 20 years ago

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I would print screen one of those old ad games until I got the exact frame where she shoved her chest into the camera. Printed it out, cut it out, and jacked off like crazy to it.
Then I'd hide it in the air ducts when I was done.

I'd also draw lewd art and hide it up there.
I was actually improving pretty quickly, but then I burned all the evidence.

I think the first vidya thing I fapped to was the in-game models in character customization in Tekken 6. I used to exclusively fap to 3DPD.

Tekken 6 was 12 years ago.

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That's not a very common or good game user.

the hot spring scenes from muramasa or peach's upskirt in brawl, whichever came first

Real talk, my first vidya fap was Launch Octopus from Mega Man X. He had a special move where he would spin around and create a cyclone that would suck you into it and once inside LO would attach to you with his tentacles and slowly drain you of life while healing himself. Got a kid like me rock hard.

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>jerked off for years without jizzing
How?

I SAID STOP IT!

why lie
so badly
on Yea Forums

1999 was actually 20 years ago

You can jerk off as a kid and get a stiffy and come to a climax long before the prostate and seminal vesticle are ready to make ejaculate.

Some dumb fucking meme

I think it was Rouge from Sonic.

>lie

I dunno man. Nothing here surprises me. If Yea Forumstards fap to cartel gore, why couldn't a Yea Forumstard fap to an android octopus?

I've got weirder fetishes.

M9 D.VA

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Felicia from Darkstalkers. Never even played the game, but the ad was enough.

It's true and not even my first fap. My first was the frog monster guy in Power Rangers who would eat the Rangers and then their faces would appear on his stomach.

I was 24 when I first fapped. The pleasure was so strong when it happened, I almost fainted.

I'm almost 21

Spongebob was on and he said white stuff as soon as I realized I had nutted in my shorts

You guys ever got caught fapping or were confronted about it from your family? My mom's husband worked with IT so my phone's search history was our business. He referred to it as touching my scrotum sack while my mom was in the room. She said absolutely nothing about it.

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My first "faps" were weird man. My first orgasm had to have been around 9 or so. First, I would sit in the kitchen sink and run my dick under warm water. Then I discovered those seat covers that massaged you back and ass. Then, when I realized the adults in my life knew what I was doing, I started using my hand. Except, I started fapping in an unconventional way. I made a shape with my hand, similar to pic related, rather than just grasping my dick like a normal human being. No form of masturbation has matched those first few dick-in-the-sink orgasms.

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Regina from Dino Crisis. Resident Evil 3 included a demo for the game and it had her face on it.

I took out the paper and hid it under my pillow. I’d jerk off to her so good it’s not even funny.

Enjoy your vacation user. See you in 3 days.

what is wrong with all the people ITT that didnt' masturbate till like 14+? Is it a boomer thing?

My niggurath

Somehow didnt turn out a furry, thankfully.

Believe it or not, there was a time before internet. In that time, Playboys were coveted playground currency, and somewhat difficult to obtain.

Back in the day the Internet didn't exist.

For my first fap i cut this artwork from a Nintendo power magazine and came on it, had to flush it down the toilet right away which sucked, but i can print as many as i want now so whatever

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>the ds port
Mine was the SNES rydia...

Then Nina in Soul Caliber with her ballcrushing testicle kicks

tentacle porn was a foreign concept at the time and furries were barely a blip

hell we still called shit japanimation half the time weird shit wasn't all over and kids weren't getting as fucked up at the time its too weird of a thing to be a first fap that far back

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iron mouse.

Not really

Bernadetta, Fire Emblem: Three Houses

Literally just came out.

Art Gallery in Soul Calibur 2 and looking up Peach's skirt in Melee

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