APOLOGIZE!

The writing in Borderlands 3 would be better if he worked on it

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At least im not Anthony Burch

I miss him, lads

No, it would've been the same fucking meme shit except written with that "X happened. X is awful. Things are weird." tone that Burch does

Because BL2 was the first super successful one they've been trying to do the same shit over and over again with each game and it's been getting staler and staler, and it was already shit in the first place

Didn't buy it.
Won't buy it.

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>My fucking face when I am not Antonio Burcho

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just fuck off already, Burch

Are you fucking sure?

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You wish! He's writing nuGoW2 and living the dream.

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how do we know that Anthony Burch did not make this thread himself?

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absolutely no idea how it could get any worse, but they managed it

i played this with my friend tonight

it was everything i expected from gearbox.

anthony please get some help, your tainted writing will forever ruin everything

I remember thinking that he wrote one good joke but I don't remember the joke though or maybe it was his league character varis background story which I thought was great. Doesn't make him less of a fucking loser though

Every HAWP episode ever
>Ash does something wacky tangentially related to this episode's videogame
>Anthony gets annoyed
>shenanigans follow
>Dad does something crazy
>Davis is there
>flip a coin to decide if it's politics related
Having said that I still love that shit

I remember when people flipped their shit because the name of some challenge or some shit in BL2 was a reference to a meme. BL3's script is basically 100% meme references. It's amazing really.

I wouldn't know considering I will never play bl3

oh boy

I saw his name on that cringey YouTube show anime detective or whatever it is.

Did you ever get your WiiU back, Anthony?

Well, my life would be better if I wasn't Anthony Burch.

oh wait

If I knew then what I know now....I...I'd be Anthony Burch.

>leaves vidya
>ends up in comix ghetto
>has now worked with john carpenter multiple times and has upcoming projects with him
Things are finally coming up Burch if you ask me

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borderlands is gay as hell, with or without this homo

didn't Burch put that fucking Bordermeme diatribe in TPS

I just beat it about an hour ago and god damn is the story awful. Last boss fucking blows too. [spoilers] there’s a loot room at the end, and basically the planet pandora itself is considered the grand vault, then you kill the boss and maya sacrifices herself for some reason? Also the portal to the “grand vault” has a total of 4 chests that gave 8 uncommon weapons and maybe 2 rares [/spoiler]

>Randy Pitchford: welcome back old writers, here's a note on writing for borderlands right now
>write like Anthony Burch
>BADASS

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>and living the dream
So he got his WiiU back?