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Dear Nintendo, please contact the individual behind these Unreal Engine renderings.
HIRE
SUE
SOUL
Left reminds me of how fun it actually was to intentionally put a ridiculous name, and then imagine how they would actually sound saying the name while trying to talk normally.
WHO THE FUCK IS SUE?
I wanna fuck that.
C
GAMEFREAK
She's worked in your offices for years, Miyamoto. Please don't take it out on her. It was those filthy pirates and their western whore mothers.
I wanna chop off your balls
TAKE NOTES
Hey Link, its me Saria
What's really more ugly than her face and eyes is the ugly ass gravel instead of grass.
based
cringe
I wanna stuff them in your mouth
This is unironically ebin
Is this that fuck-ugly unreal project? I hate how these assholes who add ray-tracing to everything have no conception of style, or making a game actually look good. It's just GRAFICS GRAFICS GRAFICS TURN IT ALL UP TO 12 MAKE THAT PROCESSOR FUCKING MELT, WOW YOU CAN SEE EVERY DIRT PARTICLE lmao what? you want to have fun? no we didn't get the fucking controls working, all you can do is walk around BUT THAT'S ALL YOU NEED LOOK AT THESE THOUSANDS OF BLADES OF GRASS AND LENS FLARE!
>those wonky eyes
>horrible textures on hair and clothes
>that ground texture
The longer you look at it the worse it gets.
ACTIVISION
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