Political Compas gaming memes

isnt the division literally set in a post-apoc wasteland setting?

>Dark Pit
>Authoritarian
Stopped reading right there.

I didn't make this btw

You can be authoritarian and fights other authoritarian people. Look at commies and nazis.

>people think Kojima isnt left wing after he spent three hours of dialogue across six tapes praising Che Guevara in PW

Me.

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You're a secret government organization meant to restore order after a disaster.

red pill me on libertarian dark pit

i thought it was the other way around lol

jim sterling was right, its fascist propaganda

Imagine not keeping the results of this test a secret unto your deathbed.

Ridley and Cloud in Authoritarian Right are the ones that piss me off the most

Cloud is LITERALLY opposite where he should be. He's a liberal progressive eco-terrorist, for crying out loud.

Accusing a product of neo-fascist propaganda is one of those opinions you should probably develop for yourself.

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Also his commander is BLACK

The political compass becomes increasingly less useful as you become less centrist because non-liberal ideologies don't necessarily care about the two axes represented in the political compass.
t. literal Nazi that gets placed in the center of the red quadrant

ecofash exists but I haven't played FF7

>all retarded cartoon console characters
Mega fucking yikes.

Dark pit fucking hates the concept of authority, he's constantly saying how bad the gods, who are the authority, are fucking up and that men should be free to live on their own. He calls regular pit a slave to palutena.

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Horrible take, my god

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I dare you to post an argument/justification for every single character in this graphic

>mgs2
>right
this board I swear

I didn't make it

Depends at what you're looking at. If you're looking at the Patriots then they're authoritarian and big state, but looking at Solidus and the rest of the founding father themes throughout the game it's dead on rightwing and way more liberty prone.

>radical centrist
what does that even mean

best one

What's god hand doing in the slot that cries over edgy joke?

Right-Libertarians are the ones who get the most triggered over internet censorship. It's likely a stab at conspiracy theorists.

read up on communism you idiot

Marx's concept of the "realm of freedom" goes hand-in-hand with his idea of the ending of the division of labor, which would not be required in a society with highly automated production and limited work roles. In a communist society, economic necessity and relations would cease to determine cultural and social relations. As scarcity is eliminated,[10] alienated labor would cease and people would be free to pursue their individual goals.[17]

The Japanese have no clue about who che guevara really is. From what I've found out talking to them, it seems they just watched some Western-made leftist movies that went under the radar for Western audiences, which depicted the guy as a kind of "hero of the people".

>but looking at Solidus
You mean the central villain who only went after the patriots due to personal vanity and a desire for historical legitimacy? lol retard.

but I did and I will still not post anything

every hideo kojima game is left libertarian he beats you over the head with it, the invisible hand/crazy new york stock exchange is the overall villain in 4

what test? this isn't the normal compass.

>due to personal vanity and a desire for historical legitimacy
isn't that every libertarian though?

>"realm of freedom"
>If you don't comply with these regulation, have a different ideology or question the government who is enforcing peace then you get the rope
Yep sounds free to me

Bombing a KKK rally and a mosque in the same weekend

there is no governmen, only the collective will of the people, and the people as a whole have a right to defend their interests

>the weak will be purge
>and the strong will thrive

Under communism, why should I train to become a doctor if I can make similar earnings as a janitor?

>The Japanese have no clue about who che guevara really is
God you are stupid. Are you an american?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fusako_Shigenobu

>THEY’LL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

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>t. private ramirez

If you didn't want to scrub shit off walls. What a terrible argument.

Sheik & Zelda are different?

So is samus with armor and samus without. OP is a dumbass.

>Missing the point entirely
Okay let’s say a builder, it doesn’t require any prior experience or years of college and funding, so why would anyone actually go through the effort to become a doctor? You couldn’t import doctors from foreign countries as they wouldn’t want to work for your wages leading to a country wide shortage. Why would anyone at all take any job that requires time when they can work instantly for the same pay?

don't bother, americans still cant wrap their heads around how anyone who is remotely critical of israel or us foreign policy can be not the devil let alone popular around the world. engaging them in understanding foreign politics is even worse they just automatically glob on to the most right wing/ pro american figure in that countries history and declare them the best regardless of facts

>education is free
>you want to be a toilet scrubber regardless

Believe it or not, some people like helping others by being a doctor, and will go through medical school to do it.

True that.

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>yoshi being a commie
What, but he hates taxes

So your entire healthcare system relies on good will alone? Admirable but very delusional

Sounds pretty based

society needs doctors

>Work instantly for same pay
>Spend 6+ years in college, rigorous testing for the same
You’re getting too hung up on the example, this applies for literally any minimum wage job but you don’t have an argument otherwise

You have any idea how hard "builders" work? The toll it takes on their body is immense. Going through school to be a doctor is unironically more appealing. You're so fucking bad at this.

these tests are shit my evil nazi friend took one and it said he was a commie

shortages will fixed by comitee agreements

Judging by how your talking about both professions you obviously don’t know shit about either
Hows a McDonald’s employee sound then as an example? Gonna argue the point now or keep nitpicking the specific examples?

How?

This is bait

Is that why socialism is growing in American political discussions?

>jim sterling was right
Imagine unironically thinking this holy fucking shit kill yourself.

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>Uplink

You made my dad user, I loved that game, and wish someone would make a hacking sim that's as fun. In fact I wish someone would make a VR uplink-like where you're some jacked in netrunner.

This is just you niggers' version of those tumblr girls that make a chart about how fictional characters are agendered poly romantics or demikin genderfluids or whatever shit.

capable candidates are summoned by the town commitee and refusal to attend voluntarily training will be followed by voluntarily starvation

Ha Ha Ha!
Why is not Yoshi in Libertarian Right? He doesn't pay his taxes!!!! Ho ho ho ho hoo hoo hoo!!!

>Auth-right
Counter Strike
>Lib-right
TF2
>Lib-left
Overwatch
>Auth-right
???
someone please help me finish my meme

he isn't wrong, the rate at which far-right views are becoming acceptable is concerning, people will die in conflicts and it's all /pol/'s fault

>Peach
>Captain Falcon
>Samus
>Pac-Man
>Authoritarian right
...why? That's stupid.

Hi Santa. Can I have the entire Godzilla Showa Blu Ray collection for Christmas? Thanks!

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>Auth-right
auth left, shit
also this fps chart, by the way

>imagine being too dumb to understand more than 2 genders

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>This post
Yeah, this is why /pol/ is absolutely necessary on this site, you need to go back chapofag.

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I had a dream about a thread like this except the political compasd was edited so that economic left and economic right were replaced with furry and anime and authoritarian and libertarian was replaced by "uwu" soft and edgy

>it's ok when /pol/ does it
this is what you would call a bruh... moment

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Yeah, you got it.
Crawl back to the hole you came from.

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I don't know what idiot thought Peach was authoritarian-right, but they clearly don't know shit about shit.
What an absolute moron.

She's a princess that rules a kingdom, isn't monarchy technically authoritarian right?

bruh

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>voluntarily starvation
Yeah people are not gonna be on board with that, and it’s not voluntary if it’s a result of not attending training

E.Y.E.
Maybe Black Ops

>isn't monarchy technically authoritarian right
No, because "technically" there isn't a tradition and hierarchy axis on the political spectrum graph.

So you're going to do the same thing capitalism does that most commies are mad about, which is work or die? Pathetic, just like communism.

Do you have trouble reading? I told you to go back, chapofag.

On political compasses, authoritarian right is the Nazi quadrant.
Peach is portrayed as a benevolent ruler.
Honestly, authoritarian right should only have villains in it. I don't know what the fuck Samus or Captain Falcon are doing there. Both of them seem more libertarian anyway.

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Commies who don't want to work are so rare it's laughable. Literally neets who need somebody to blame their laziness on.

the people of society makes up the comitee and not some capitalist class, so it's just a more direct form of democracy

They changed an L/R joke in the American release. Something to do with the "Beating a Dead Horse Pub". "Barely Regal" was left in though.

So you just want a ditactorship of the majority.

>authoritarian right is the Nazi quadrant.
That's not how it works at all, dumbfuck.

you make it sound bad, I guess you think you're more free as a wage slave to the banker class, with communism and technology we would have much shorter work days

>the PC is not libertarian left
you are fucking retarded

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>You make it sound bad
It is you who is deluded enough to think it sounds good.

No, what he wan'ts is a utopia. What these retards do't get is it's not the system that's flawed, it's the people in it. They want a do-over on capitalism in their heart of hearts, but they can't say that because they wont get their edgy "viva la revolucion" bucks.

Yeah it is. In every political compass meme the auth-right is the Nazi one.
Like, there was one about what number belongs to what, and it said "Auth-left=1984, lib-left=1776, lib-right=420, and auth-right=1488".

>less work
yes, truly a horrible fate

You have to make a compass like that now

But ultimately is lands on tyranny of majority so btfo.

t. libertarian left

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>Less work
>You can't choose said work
Yeah it's pretty bad.

You mean anarchism? Yeah, it ultimately leads to war and lawlessness. They want both destruction and renewal, but none of them are strong enough to do either.

I'm lib-right and I agree with Stallman on most everything. Just get rid of IP law.

It's a fucking quadrant you idiot, all of it being nazism defeats the purpose of it, unless you're talking about the far right CORNER instead of quadrant, you're a legit retard.

>the people as a whole have a right to defend their interests
Two wolves and a sheep voting on dinner, eh?

And yours does not?

>Socialists agreeing with a kike
*yawn*

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>inkling economic left and authoritarian
the fuck

Here's another example. I've got plenty!

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>left right
I will never understand this american meme

Hmm really makes you think

Are you implying I'm as retarded as Antifa?
outsidethebeltway.com/antifa-terrorist-killed-while-attempting-to-blow-up-ice-facility/

>left
Open borders globalist one world government
>Right
Fuck you leave me alone

That's a meme, it's oversimplifying it.

That's because the right doesn't exist outside America.

Yes

Were guillotines actually real?

>ecofash exists
no it doesn't.

At least the UK is trying to get out of Germany's communist dictatorship

Its almost like America was the last bastion of freedom that is being destroyed from within.

Well I'm not dead so you're wrong

But that's the point of the meme.
Auth-left is the communist one, auth-right, Nazi, lib-left hippie, and lib-right right-libertarian.
So when you're making political compass memes, it makes sense to put the bad guys in the authoritarian quadrants.

t. uncultured retard
go suck some rich lardass's cock elsewhere, literal trash

The French used them

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Is culture getting gangraped by a pack of feral niggers? Because I'll take being cultureless over that.

you can try hacknet, i played both it and uplink way back and its really fun

It was created during the french revolution by french terrorists you uneducated yuropoor.

>King K Rool
>KING
>Libertarian

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keep being retarded, trashman, I don't care
uncultured/cultureless your literal monkey, learn to use a language, animal

Are you mad because I don't like BASED niggers stealing my shoes?

If only the yellow jackets actually used them.

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Here's yet another.

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>Video games are absolutely political. XD

>caring about history of countries besides your own
how much of a cuck can you be american?

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Now that i think about it i think nazbols would kinda agree with this guy

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>I'm retarded and proud
You'd fit right in here with the rest of the low IQ niggers and spics.

you call me when you decide to stop being a dog

I remember when memes meant stuff like this
>It's over 9000!!!
>Longcat
>All your base are belong to us
>This is Sparta!!!
>Rickrolling
>Chocolate Rain
>Caramelldansen
>Leekspin
>Boom, headshot!
>Leeeeeeroooooy Jeeeeennkkiiiiiins!
>Giant Enemy Crab: attack its weak point for massive damage!

Now memes are retarded shit like this.

Why would I call somebody who thinks guns kill people

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America created progressivism which ruined the world.

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Ah so the man with no principles got you

the answer is in the post, retard, did you fail preschool ?

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Do hammers kill people too?

technically yes, but they are not made with this intent

Oh I know I hate that bastard the most

This is the only good one of these ever made

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You mean jews created progressivism to weaken white people.

They don't teach any of that bullshit in israel.

Your right, things are much better now, thanks for reaffirming my optimism user

Based schizo. Did that harmless meme piss in your coffee or something?

But hammers kill more people than assault rifles, should we ban hammers?

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>not the shemale/futa one

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This one?

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no, because hammer are not made with this intent, guns do
lol pathetic attempt at ignoring what I've said

Guns are only made for killing people?

>guns are made with the intent to kill people
You should post this around more, it will make people think your view is intelligent.

>Ruberg

animals in general, yeah, they are weapons, that's what they're for

Humans are comparable to deer?

Che Guevara
>Reforms agriculture
>Spearheads national literacy
United States
>Assassinates Guatemala's president to help a fruit company rape the country

>no argument
don't speak if you can't think, animal

How is a tool intended to be used for something else end up being used for murder/death more than the tool explicitly meant for that?

Woah, where did that come from? I hope you don't think you're a troll :/

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in practice yeah, very similar
gun boum boum = dead
is it too complicated for you ?
because you can't live with the first, and can with the other
>pretending to be retarded

>because you can't live with the first, and can with the other
*without and without* fuck

Alright, so murdering people for food is ok, but guns are bad. Thanks for the logistical breakdown.

Bros this guy must have a double digit iq. Shit man he's right guns are made to kill people... bros....

The far right is gaining popularity because the far left is being loud and pushing hard and fast and what they're pushing is not palatable to society.
One such example is with the trans hysteria that is basically being used as an excuse to sexualize children and normalize seeing them as sexual beings. On the same token, the constant cries of "sexualizing" full grown adults (mostly women) in media as if adult beings aren't inherently sexual.
It's a mix of ideas that when you pull back from them and really take a look at the whole fabric you can see how nasty and gross it all truly is. What the real end result is trying to be accomplished.
Sick pedo fucks want to fuck your kids and they have a fetish for gender transformation as perhaps a power/humiliation thing

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>that Mewtwo placement
I think it's pretty obvious he was a socialist, sure he wanted an ethnostate for clones but he was a socialist

where did I say that ? you're putting words in my mouth to avoid changing your narrative ? you're brave !
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

You said humans are comparable to deer, so I guess that means hunting humans is okay in your book. Unless you made a mistake an have no point, which is just as possible.

Why the fuck would Ike be authoritarian

I'm not shitposting man, I think you should post your fucking genius philosophy all around! It will make people understand your viewpoint and agree with you!

sounds based to me
every time an incel shoots up a church and kills themselves I think "100% net positive"

You can live without a hammer just fine. Just require a license and it can only be used at a worksite or on the job.

>gun boum boum = dead
hammer BANG BANG = dead

i can't imagine the pathetic life of someone that spends their time making wojaks. then i remember that there's people that save these because they feel connected to them and i'm not sure if that's even worse.

this is not what I said, are you doing it on purpose ? it wouldn't be surprising for a worthless retard
"in practice" : guns are as lethal to deers than to people and that means it is made to kill both people and deer, I made no comment about the act itself
must be hard going through life like that, huh
learn what philosophy means and kill yourself asap
but I can't live without a hammer, I'm not only a slob on a computer everyday that buys everything premade
rock BONK BONK = dead

>rock BONK BONK = dead
BAN ASSAULT ROCKS NOW

>you can kill both people and deer
>therefore people = deer

>you can kill using both guns and hammers
>therefore NUH UH THEY'RE TOTALLY DIFFERENT

I hope you know what a raging fucking retard you are.

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So you admit that guns aren't made purely for killing people. So your entire argument is now invalid. You're not very good at this, are you?

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>learn what philosophy means and kill yourself asap
I thought it included ethical theory... damn bros... I guess I said something dumb again...

>but I can't live without a hammer, I'm not only a slob on a computer everyday that buys everything premade
Just hire a licensed union worker if you need a hammering. Considering the death toll the average citizenry can't be trusted to use them safely.

but I can't live without a gun, I'm not only a slob on a computer everyday that buys every meat prekilled

Libertarian Left looking pretty based to me
The White Terror was badass and awesome, we should have a French Revolution here

Oh man! I love /r/PoliticalCompassMemes/ ! This is one epic thread! Video games!

And yet Japan is still very right wing, and the right wing nationalist party has won elections for decades.

What the fuck happened to this admittedly-shitty thread.

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don't talk to me and jump of a bridge, you'll maybe discover how to think properly before you hit the ground, making your life a little less worthless than it already is
I said they are made for killing people YOU ABSOLUTE RETARD, read please
learn what ethical theory is, retard
this is retarded, look
proper use of a hammer = hammering
proper use of a gun = killing
see the false equivalency, brainlet ?
yes, with a hunting rifle, not a self-defense one

Based Che raping and genociding the gays

complex principles>single minded ideological dogma

That's pretty much only because the elderly are in the extreme majority. Once they die out, well who knows?

>learn what ethical theory is, retard
Its so hard for a baka desu like me... can't you just tell me?

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You said they are made only for killing "animals" (humans), you're wrong. Have a nice day shit for brains

>citation needed
Last I checked the LDP was the most popular party amongst all age groups.

So stealing other ideological ideas is complex?

too long
they are, you do not have any arguments, but having a conversation where memes aren't perpetually used must have been tiring you enough, rotten brain

Solidus is the perfect example of a libertarian character because he's an evil piece of shit who used child soldiers

also it's pretty obvious Philanthropy (you know, the main characters) are left wing as fuck.

Ideas aren't born in a vacuum.

>guns only have one purpose, killing other humans
>they kill animals sometimes too though
>well technically humans are animals
Did you drop out of highschool or are you underaged?

God futa is tasteless trash.

No, viewing the world and forming your own cohesive set of principles from what you observe is.

No, but your ideas are trash

Where does one take this test?

>centrist
No such thing. You're either center-left or center-right. It's impossible not to lean left or right on most issues.

you are retarded, look, I'll do it for retards
>guns are made for killing living things
>humans are living things
>so guns are made for killing other humans

Guns are made to kill things.
Sometimes those things are people.
Sometimes people need to be killed.

If you can solve that third line then guns are only needed for the sport of target shooting. But since you can't then I'll just say I'll give up my guns when everyone else does so first.

If you're trying to remove guns from the citizenry you are being anti-woman as a gun quickly equalizes the very real physical differences between men and women. A woman can defend herself against any man if she has a gun to do so, she can't do the same if she has to rely on her own physical ability and this includes having some melee weapon.

If you want to remove guns from the citizenry then you are also anti-minority and anti-poor. Crime, specifically violent crime tends to permeate the poor and minority communities (these factors often intersect) and so someone living in a situation prone to such crimes would benefit greatly by being able to defend themselves.

Same goes for gays and trannies and any other minority community that can possibly be under threat from a majority that hates them.
You think those nasty rednecks are going to bash a gay that is armed and ready to shoot?

So that means guns have a purpose other than killing humans, right?

>muh intent
Design does not trump usage retard. Its a fact that the salt baby killing weapons kill less than hammers, fists and knives each year in the US.

>I'm seizing your means of reproduction
>you wanna say there's no such thing as rape culture again huh, faggot?

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Are you retarded or just pretending? Or is it just another proof that Soviet Union wasn't reel cumminism?

Pc and switch need to swap

They can kill muzzies too. Blood and soil my dude.

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but they are made for killing animals
and guns bought for self defense (the vast majority in the US) are for killing humans de facto
you are doing a false equivalency, you could use a rock or a big stick, but the efficiency of a gun is not found in simpler products
and there are more hammers and knifes than guns in households because they are basic tools, so you're double wrong

>don't talk to me and jump of a bridge
Amazing argument, sure shut me down right there. What an absolute specimen you are.

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retard don't have the right to have an opinion, especially if what you're saying has already been discussed

All far Authoritarians are villains.

who luxemburgist here

So that means guns are tools, therefor the same as a hammer. That also means that hammers are more dangerous than all rifles, yet we don't see calls for people to ban hammers.

Humans like you should be killed and that's a fact.

Who /grill/ here?

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that's completely dumb and false, you're returning to your first argument, deconstructed many times before. this is not an intellectually honest discussion, I'm afraid I'll advise you to kill yourself and I'll exit this thread
you don't have the balls to do it, and you don't have the strength, you sack of shit

If you think your ideas are assets you should protect from thieves, you probably only have shit on the head.

So what's your definition of a tool?

I'm still sitting here absolutely baffled about Ike. Roy's strange too, at least.

I dont but nice projection.

>deconstructed many times before
show the exact posts where (you think) you've done that. you haven't argued shit this whole time lmao

you're essentializing it to a tool, which has nothing to do with the situation, retard, you're doing the simplest of fallacies (
I'll stop, you clearly have nothing in your head that is worth sharing en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syllogism
I me, I'll really leave the thread on this post
even that you didn't have the balls to do because you're afraid of not having the last word, lol
every post, read them, cry yourself to sleep like every night, and tomorrow you'll go for a jog and read

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So you can't even define what a tool is?

If you're calling people "idea thieves", you're basically admitting that you think your ideas should be just for your own and never shared or discussed.
The superiority of the centrist is that he listens to all sides, and all sides have things to say, sane things at times.
Of course, generally its wiser to listen to the left complaints and right solutions rather than the other way around.

He did beat the shit out of Zephiel, who would be medium Libertarian on the almost far Left. Flair checks out.

Grillstate is inherently right-libertarian

>The superiority of the centrist

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Ridley is literally a pirate, he should be at the bottom

>
>478022317
This guy got me beat

>Sorry I don't have any food

>every post, read them
not at all, you've never explained why:
1. "killing people" is INHERENTLY the "intent" of guns
2. why a tool's supposed "intent" is in any way relevant to its application
3. relating to the former: what separates hammers and hunting rifles from self-defense guns, within the context of them being used for killing people
>gun boum boum = dead
this is the total amount substance you've provided so far. though i have to say that the insults are mildly entertaining, if not sad.

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Why is Snake Lib-Right?

But that wasn't a political-driven struggle at all. Zephiel just hated humanity, which forced Roy to go in his father's place to unite the remaining countries to defend themselves.

t. classcuck

Are you aware that there are plenty of people who become doctors because they like the profession?

No user, there's no way to become financially successful without living off the government!

DESIGN DOES NOT TRUMP USAGE dumbfuck.
Just because something is "designed to kill" does not mean usage and ownership of it will necessarily result in more deaths than something designed not to kill.
Tens of millions of people in the US own ARs.

>what is eastern europe
Hungary, Czech Republic, Poland and every balkan nation are more right wing and nationalist than America.

Cloud didn't care about any of that shit. He was just a moron who wanted to get paid and impress Tifa.

And they're what, 20 countries with less than 1/3 the population of the US?

not if you’re assigned a grill, time, location and servebase. maybe to some people that is the ideal grillstate? do not project your political leanings onto the godless grillstate

god damn that's accurate. dk should be more central right though he literally hoards wealth
>tfw marthposter
feels good being shit tier every game since melee bois

Zephiel wanted happy dragon buttsecks and joy-to-the-world with dragons ruling over humans.
Roy wanted shit to remain under control of humans, naturally.
So if you were to put that shit on a political dragonscale, Roy and Zephiel would lean opposite.
But you may be right in a way. Roy has an egalitarian point of view, which is more Left leaning than Right.
On another note, wasn't there a record of dragons going buttfuck nuts in Elibe, like there were in Archanea and Valentia? Zephiel should've read more history books before putting time bombs in power.

>impress tifa
he chases his boyfriend across every fucking continent. His name is always on his lips.
When will people realize FF7 is canon for gay fujoshit?
FF8 was for straight women and 9 was for furries.
6 was the last even remotely hetero male FF, 5 was goofball wtf old pervy stuff. 4 was kinda hetero with homo undertones.
What do we have left? 3 it's kids, 2 it's war, war never changes. and 1 is just paper cut outs (the best placeholder characters in any rpg or jrpg ever we will meet irl and fight about this.)

I'm pretty sure that Zephiel's big thing was that he just wanted humanity gone, believing that the world would be better under dragons. Roy doesn't have anything against dragons, but thinks dragon rule would be similar to humanity? I need to replay that game. But I wouldn't put preventing extinction of humanity on a political scale either way.

>Roy doesn't have anything against dragons, but thinks dragon rule would be similar to humanity?
I might have phrased something wrong. Roy doesn't want that shit, ever. He wants humans to sort their shit out, and dragons be just another friendly folk he can talk shit with. Or be happy in Arcadia, like Idunn and Fae.
>But I wouldn't put preventing extinction of humanity on a political scale either way.
Ok fair enough. But if you absolutely need to put Roy somewhere in that political compass, where would he be?

You have to be below the age of 60 to post on this website, gramps.

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>there's people alive that don't remember the 90's

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I was thinking putting Roy opposite of where one would put Zephiel wouldn't be correct, but I'd put Roy much more to the left.

>not being a Libertarian Socialist

>being an oxymoron

small white penis

>gibsmedat
muh nigga

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Anarco/libertarian communists/socialists are generally of the smurfkind.
"We will do this small village with shit shared and it will just werk"

Just effeminate faggots. They're the first to starve

If the village is small enough, it may work.
At least until the woman issue appears.

An unrestrained corporation with more power than the government isn't authoritarian at all. But his placement on this chart is still retarded.

It would take them a month to lapse into totalitarianism

>only 2 axies

>Mii Brawler
>Ridley
>Ganon/Falcon
All of my mains in one place seems oddly fishy. Was expecting it to be all over the place.

the only feminene faggot is this forced meme cock sucker

Humans are not ready for the third axis.

>that Inkling placement
Dude, what are you doing?

Wish those guys were me

Is there a Loss version?

It's amazing how incredibly bad this image is
>K Rool a Libertarian when he is literally a dictator, and a crueler one than Bowser at that
>Dark Pit in Authoritarian-Right when he's an anarchist despite living in a world openly controlled by gods
>Ridley not being Libertarian when he's a literal pirate
>Ike being Authoritarian when he was given a noble title but rejected it
>DK being far Economic-left when many of his games are about protecting his vast hoard of wealth (Bananas)
>Captain Falcon being one of the most authoritarian despite being a bounty hunter
>Mii Fighters being on the list at all, or at least anywhere but the center, and in separate positions at that

Says more about you and that you don't have a good work ethic desu

I think they wanted to highlight the players that mained these characters, not the characters themselves.

>Ike
>authoritarian anything when he's a merc

>lol, I will study in school for 8 years and work 60-80 hours a week just to make the same amount of money as a wendy's chef
lol

Why is Roy Right wing authoritarian more than any of the other FE people?

Ike literally saved the world from racism in two games in a row. He's a huge liberal.

we don't care about your anime princes

Inklings was a class up over the Octlings so it's kinda right.

>Ike
>Prince
You're like a brick wall user.

To be fair, anybody who knows more than half of the characters in OP deserves a bullet to the head.

>The artist decided to quit doing this sort of art because it was "too triggering"
Fuck.

Oh so THAT’S why Sakura Kinomoto has a book about Che Guevara

Roy isn't a prince either, by the way. He's a marquess.

He’s a king in the same way Richard Garriott is a British lord. He’s just a look that calls himself that because it makes his dick feel big

Shouldn’t Ridley and Rool be swapped?

>highest rank outside of the royal family
Shut up

>A bounty hunter is somehow a tankie
whoever made this chart should kys

Why are inklings economic left? They are hyper consumerist and always obsess over buying the next greatest thing. Absolutely NOTHING is free in their world and they risk their lives harvesting salmon eggs for money.
If anything they should be far right.

>Idea ownership

Holy fuck

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What's the matter, user?

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The funny thing is he blames his lack of popularity on shit like that when he also gets insanely buttmad himself. Anybody who laughed at his muslim ToM comic because of it's oxymoronic nature was a white supremacist racist who didn't "get it", apparently.

The only "centrists" that exist are the snakes who would lean on one side that's popular at the moment, especially with internet/social media existing to fuel narcissism
>"Feminism good #I stand by with Anita"
>cringe compilations become popular
>fat acceptance cringe comp #4 is posted
>"oh no my friends will think I'm like those cringe guys"
>"MAGA forever build da wall!"
>2 years later...
>"Nazis are the biggest problem, I hope our government helps get rid of them! Can't wait for more censorship laws if it gets rid of them! also brb gonna fap to my hentai lol they surely won't take away those"
Even Shitifa are more honest than center normalfaggots, as gay and retarded as they are.

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This one confuses me. Redpanels is alt-right, so why is he ok with commies, but not liberals?
That honestly doesn't make sense. Shouldn't both left quadrants be the dildo?

have you ever even played a fire emblem game?

>libertarians are boomers

>93% Thomas Aquinas
>93% Immanuel Kant
>100% Stoics

Wow, these three radically different philosophical legacies with little overlap and you somehow are super in sync with them. You must be a luminary, and not an idiot who took a stupid online test and then shared the results on an anonymous imageboard thinking it made him special.

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Lots of commie larpers get ak pattern rifles, and then shut themselves when they finally shoot it

>what is law enforcement
use your head dumb-dumb

the physical arrangement of the french legislative assembly has done untold amounts of brain damage

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Commies don't have law enforcement, they killed them all in their "revolution"

You misunderstand. I'm saying that it doesn't make sense that Redpanels likes commies. His other comics (all of which are terrible) have him Red Scare about "le commies". Yet here he gives them a cool gun, while giving the liberals a dildo.
Isn't that kind of inconsistent? Which is it? Are commies cancer, or are they cool? And if it's the latter, what makes them better than liberals?

>Are commies cancer, or are they cool?
Go to /k/ an wait for a commie larper to post. I saw one once with an ak with a red dot taped to it

how are you communicating with our universe

Ok, sure. And there are liberals who love guns too. That doesn't matter to an alt-righter who just wants to insult anyone left of them. I don't know why he'd want to give any credit to communists.
Aren't the alt-right big on Pinochet? Remind me why that is...?

Shit like that is the only reason I followed his art to begin with.

he's making fun of anarchist roleplayers for calling for disarmament
where did he say that he liked anything

>Aren't the alt-right big on Pinochet
No? I mean, how far right are you talking? There's nobody on Yea Forums who really gives a shit about him

the bottom left quadrant isn't liberalism you brain fade

i cant be the only retard that doesnt know any of this right?

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do you mean the game characters or the stupid political compass

the stupid political compass

swap spec ops and mgs2. plenty of libertarians love the fuck out of spec ops.

Yeah, the alt-right loves Pinochet. They meme the fuck out of his helicopter rides.
Even though the alt-right also hates Jews and Jews were one of the few groups of people Pinochet DIDN'T hate.
Which is why the alt-right is a joke of a political movement. Their ideology is inconsistent as fuck.

>he doesn't know that 'alt-right' is a meme
but you already gave away that you're a huffington glow nigger by the way you type.
>projecting
some newfaggot literally used his email account (which was from the huffington post company that employees use and are unique/not seen in public) in the OP and the first post seconds later. This happened just a month ago on /pol/. you aren't fooling anyone dumbass

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Very few people identify as that meme label since cville, not sure why it's still some nebulous boogeyman.

>They meme the fuck out of his helicopter rides.
Since when is a meme supposed to be taken seriously?
>Which is why the alt-right is a joke of a political movement
I don't even think you know what you think you're talking about

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i don't see why they don't go economically left / third way.
the left already hates jews, now if they'd drop the christcuckoldry and "homophobia" (read: denial, re: traps) they'd have a movement going.

you aren't missing anything
it's for and by retards

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Shit, you sussed me.

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>Space PIRATE
>Fights against a galaxy size UN military
>Authoritarian

>Since when is a meme supposed to be taken seriously
Christchurch, I guess.

The alt-right still exists. They're not dangerous and they might as well be nonexistent.
But they still exist. And since Redpanels is alt-right, I don't see what the problem is with bringing that up when wondering why he likes communists all of a sudden.

stupid fucking reddit joke.

you are severely autistic

The Christchurch shooter wasn't "radicalized" he specifically did what he did to catalyze gun control.

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who cares about that

Sometimes I wish I was. Maybe then I'd actually have an excuse for wasting my time here.

That Libertarian Right sounds like stuff Chad does in his spare time.

no, you are really are autistic

You are really are dyslexic.

>I'm Daisy
Fug

sometimes i wish i wish maybe then i'd actually have an excuse for wasting my time here

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>WELD GOOD, OTHER REPUBLICANS BAD
imagine being forced to shill for the most pathetic politician in congress

>sometimes i wish i wish
Ouch! Twice in a row! You wanna try for a third, or play it safe?
I'd recommend asking your mom for a popsicle. You sound like you've worked yourself into a sweat during this exchange.
Feel better!

>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""freedom""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>The Christchurch shooter wasn't "radicalized"
his manifesto says otherwise.
>he specifically did what he did to catalyze gun control.
because he was radicalized.

noone. aside from that, i was just answering the question.

your extremely stupid

>Warren
>Harris
>Buttigieg
>Biden
>O'Rourke
>Gillibrand
>Klobuchar
>de Blasio
>Auth-right
Have we reached the point where everyone right of Bernie is a Nazi?

Didn't he also say he did it all for a liberal politician? The dude was shitposting irl.

my manifesto says that i am very handsome

*You're
Shit, my man. I can understand making a typo every now and then, but you really have to remember to proofread your shit if you're trying to insult someone's intelligence.
Of course, it's probably just circumstantial. I can see you furiously typing insults, sweat dripping down your face onto your Power Rangers t-shirt, and then clicking "post" with all the force you could muster in your tiny little digits. No wonder you're making so many typos!

Also don't forget that he was blamed for TWO mass shootings on the same day, one was carried out across town at a different mosque where there were two people confirmed to be killing.

imagine being dumber than stonetoss

MILLION TIMES BETTER TEST FUCKING USE THIS
THE MEME COMPASS IS GARBAGE
politiscales.net/
politiscales.net/
politiscales.net/

Lucky for you, you don't have to imagine.

how is suffering you fortunate in any way

no, that was a conservative black woman.
cool story, bro!
i saw him drive there. he was blasting a song from initial d. there's no way he wouldn't have made it in time if he stepped on the gas. bad implication, they probably saw double since he was going so fast.

you could always read political philosophy books and not worry about interactive horoscopes that try to shoehorn you into grand historical narratives

Ridley is a literal pirate, why isn't he in the bottom right or just rock bottom?

>not using the bitcoin you farmed with electricity from your recreational McNuclear fission reactor to train african child soldiers to assassinate both at the same time, then use the bullets hit buttons that nuke germany and russia for violating the NAP when they kill your child soldiers

ITS LITERALLY FROM A MARIO PARTY
NOT EVERYTHING IS REDDIT YOU FUCKING SPERG

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*forms a black market*
nothing personnel, goy

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So he was just stirring shit. I guess that's what you call terrorism. Much better than antifa shooting road flares at propane tanks.

Fortune Street

ehh close enough

I think you misunderstand just how fucked American politics is.

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my manifesto also includes a section for each of my hundreds of girlfriends

weeeeew lad

I mean, if the West coast continues to ignore federal law we're going to have civil war on our hands.

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the sooner the better

Communism is individualism.

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imagine believing this

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Better start killing cops wh*teboy, like the kike told you.

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oh no you broke the communist
now he's just going to spam

>it has made gain not growth its aim
What a pseud

Good.
video games btw

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>Metal Gear
>Libertarian
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yes that is what leftoids cry when they lose

what is the political philosophy espoused by metal girl, user-kun

Anti-nuclear
Anti-war
But this are japanese political themes.
MGS mixes both leftist and right political spectrums and it's pointless trying to pin point where it stands

Romanticization of US political espionage. Pretty much Japanese splinter cell and the usual cuck fantasy of a beat down Japan.

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you might consider that spectrum is a bad metaphor and you should almost never use it

Mario is literally a Communist
Shit chart

>yang
>anywhere near the right
LMAO

>he didn't play the classics
good meme zoomie go back to fortnite

that's emperor yang i to you, lad

Imagine genuinely believing American politics is anything but center-left to center-right at best. The President doesn't have the power retards think he does

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the u.s. is basically different groups of liberals calling each other tyrants over marginal tax rates

That and the basically 99 percent armchair warrior fanboys of their favorite groups saying that "The Civil War is happening soon!" for the past several decades now. It really is incredible how out-of -touch with reality Reddit and people ITT are

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civil war now

?

It's spreading, there's nothing you can do about it

>taking from the common man and giving it to the beggars is on the right side of the compass
based retard
t. Snarky centrist

good

ironically all of my conservative friends bitch and moan while all of my libtard friends just accept it. it's rooted in their hearts, liberals accept when they lose, conservatives bend reality to fit their needs - they wan't to win more.

>humans are property
whoever said that is retarded the king is just a land owner whos paying a private military to enforce his regulations on his tenants and kick out idiots that dont understand the rules

A candidate who doesn't support universal healthcare is literally impossible to put to the left. From there it's just a question of how bootlicker they are towards the billionaires & corporations. Someone like Biden would be a right winger in almost any other western country. Sanders would be centre-left. American politics is skewed heavily to the right in comparison to other major western nations.

You can outrun a hammer, you can't outrun a bulet.
youtu.be/WfEceJV_USY

the sovereign can allocate taxes however he sees fit.

Wrong on multiple levels. For starters all nintendo monarchy and royalty goes in the blue quarter.

And you spineless faggots took it all in

Snake in the bottom right
top fucking kek

Yes its also in his best interest that everyone is taken care of and not on the edge of a revolt

fuck the Dalai Lama, you don't get to be the inheritor of a slave owning theocratic state and then proclaim yourself a Marxist.

it is not for peasants to decide what is in the sovereign's interest
yours is only to fulfill your duties and obligations

its the sovereign's best interest to make sure the farmer doesnt suddenly decide that rotting in a dungeon is preferable to what hes currently getting, lest he and his people starve

learn your place

my place is making sure your ass doesnt starve, which is easier when you dont demand your rent isnt so high i cant feed my own family

Not exactly.

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no your place is to work to satisfy your various tax obligations, to work on public projects when called upon, and to make tithes

which all completely hinge upon me having my and my familys basic needs be met, you fuck me over, youre fucking yourself over.

you are obviously required to do so in order to meet your obligations to emperor yang i. that is literally your responsibility. don't fail to meet your obligations, bro.

>required to do so
which i cant do if you suddenly decide you want to pay for a statue of yourself with my familys food
>yang
Yang is not a fucking king idiot, hes a totally-not-a-socialist-because-its-a-dirty-word.
Take your capitalist warped view of a monarchy and go

excuse me, but i have it on good authority (political compass) that yang is fairly right-wing and nothing about him handing out tard bux from taxes he levies contradicts this

by the way if you think socialism is levying consumption taxes and giving out cash you might have a learning disability

>welfare is rightwing somehow
t. Socialist

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Based retard.
>inb4 Milton Friedman is a leftist commie cuck too

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if you want to build your own co-ops i'm ok with that, but i'm a social liberal

>when you inb4 like its an incorrect statement but it isnt
>calls me the based retard
the irony
Except the gubberment isnt okay with it amd theyre the ones with guns, soc-lib

i don't know about where you live, but we have plenty of guns. our people are too diabetic to use them, though.

Yeah but that place is too stable for the lemmings to say fuck it and strike out on their own, know what i mean

I know this extremely likely just bait, so here’s a pity (you), don’t spend it all in one place

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they're out of shape, fat, and if they aren't working, or commuting, then they are experiencing simulated resistance vicariously through entertainment products

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your point?

if you want a freer people, then you need to organize a fitter people. no one that requires daily meds from india is running a guerilla war on would-be aristocrats

The average gun owner that would activate theirself in a revolt event isnt like that tho

Some plumbers work independently.
Given his other job experience, he might also work as a contractor

I want to marry and be pegged by alt-rightchan!

thank God someone gets it. Bureacracy is boring and the only reason zoomers and boomers are excited for trump is because his only successful enterprise was making literal reality television.

(You)

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