ITT: Yea Forums goes skydiving

I don't need a parachute, I'll just do a ground pound right before I hit the ground.

Parachutes are for fucking casuals

>”This looks like a pretty high drop!”
>”nice, let’s go for it.”
>”wait.”
>”what’s wrong, user?”
>”You see that plane?”
>”yeah?”
>”that’s /pol/‘s plane”

>did you just say reddit's plane?
>fucking soiboys, I think I just saw a ~strong female jumper~ too, let's fly somewhere else

But I was just about to go bungee jumping.

Wow, the draw distance is really good. Very nice graphics as well.

>"Yes, I land in the water without a chute, how could you tell?"

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Man that horizon has a stupidly high resolution, this must be running on a decent gaming rig.

oh no

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I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO REEEEAAAaaaad....

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The aerodynamics of this aeroplane are really well simulated, aeronautic engineers must really like this aerospace game
Not like those shit airplane games based on some hick guessing how a word is spelled

Hey, user? Did you remember to pack the parachutes before everyone go on the plane?

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NO NO NO NOT AGAIN

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/pol/ would use a helicopter

I didn't want to pay for the parachute DLC, shit was expensive yo.

This fucking made me laugh my ass off

DEAUGH STOP NO I DON'T WANT TO DIE *dies*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO I DON'T WANNA BE BREAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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YOU FUCK, WHAT DID YOU REPLACE THE CHUTES WITH?

>Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't touch the ground before I do.
>Don't bring a parachute.
I'm taking you all with me.

Just ground pound right before you hit the ground, you'll be fine

>Wow /pol/ it sure was nice of you to bring /int/ on a free helicopter skydiving session.

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We have one fap sock (used), one poop sock (freshly used), one toothpick, and one roll of tape.

Why is everyone on this skydive a girl and kissing?

It's not DLC it's an expansion backpack

...user take off the VR headset we're currently falling.

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We're jumping onto White Base!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You will have to pry it from the crater I leave, 2d for lif-

A-user?!
DON'T WORRY GUYS I THINK I SEE H-

That's not how Candlejack works you fucking fa

VGCA
VGTG
VGRW
VGRD
VGO
VGS
VGS
VGS
...
VGTT

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guys we checked the pilot from /n/ can actually fly right?

we have a pilot?

Imagine using a chute when you can just double jump right before impact

Don't worry I got this. I played microsoft excel once.

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Turn them into a parachute

YOU IDIOT, Everyone on this thread is going to die

I WANNA GO BACK

Empty out the socks, tape said socks to your backs, and BAM, insta-parachute. As for the toothpick, I don’t know, shove it up your ass.

Bump

Goddamnit user

tfw there's nothing more sacred than the bond between a man and his BOI

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Skydiving! cool a mundo!

It overwhelms me with joy!

Sounds Radical!

*faints mid-fall*

based

OUT OF THE WINDOW

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a reckless disregard for gravity

>tfw when you realize he double meaning of this meme

welp time to fap

explain

youtube.com/watch?v=e6jEQv7ee9s

*Obligatory McDonalds joke in the comments*

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWASAAAADSAAAWSDAAAAASSSDWDWAAASSADDDDDDWSSSSSS

>Hentai
>Catgirl
>Dudes about to cum
>N,n,nooo don't cum inside
>I don't wan't to be bred

Hedgehog Stew is a much better song though.

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BE LIKE
WHEN?

The full body cast

Agreed.
IN THE AFTERNOON

SSSSS SQUAD
ARESSESSESSESSESST HIM

Robotnik rock is the best one though