Why the FUCK is this allowed and why do people keep praising garbage like this so much?

Why the FUCK is this allowed and why do people keep praising garbage like this so much?

It's low effort shit.

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Just because you once designed a Mario Maker level using that strategy doesn't mean that's actually how it's done.

>It's low effort shit.
much like your bait

Because Celeste had a "cute" normie tier story about mental health that caused the journos to shill it relentlessly, allowing it to break through to the masses despite being far below average, even for an 8-bit indie platformer.

Every single game that has a double jump feature.

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Git gud

>Still playing tranny indie games in 2019

Celeste got overhyped from the pc crowd as their "pc goty" in hope to have anything against the superior console exclusives. Just like this their they will come up with some random garbage indie game as their goty like obra dinn last year

On top of having just had this exact goddamn thread, it's just how a precision-based platformer is designed. Not having a hazard on all sides eliminates the need for precision.

"barely done" means that is not impossible. So you just have to git gud faggot

Is this sanic?

>modern platformers
Sure user, sure.

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there are almost no games that have this outside of optional post-game areas, which are not the parts of the game that earn you awards and reviews because journalists don't play those parts

legit hate this shit

If I liked The End is Nigh will I like Celeste? How difficult is it in comparison?

What kind of fucking argument is that.
Yes, it's not impossible. Where does it claim it is? How would it even be a proper game if it was impossible.
Fucking idiot.

It's as hard as you want it to be. The base chapters are hard enough at first, and after you get some collectibles you can unlock two progressively harder versions of each level. I finished all of them because I liked the challenge. I would recommend the game, and if you dislike the story you can just ignore it.

then what's the problem you absolute sperg? I see no issue in the OP pic, just a shitter crying that a game is too hard for him.

It also had an assist mode that's basically cheat codes but without as much shame attached.

Not him/OP but I don't find being forced into one exact sequence of inputs (with even a slight deviation leading to instant death) fun.

I really liked Super Meat Boy

yeah but not anymore, they ruined the music

Sorry, I only design pseudo-impossible/impossible Mario Maker levels

The argument is not “It’s too hard”, it’s “The Death Zones add nothing to the difficulty but so many Indie Games get praised for them”

I have never seen a review do this

Wait a minute...

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not an argument

>mentally ill

It's why it attracted them.

Are all of DKC and Rayman like that? They really are horrible games.

The DKC games are hardly like that. The few levels like that tend to be secret/special ones.

DKC is nothing like that aside from one or two stages. And even then, nothing aside from pits instantly kills you in DKC because you can take two hits.

Every single nu-platformer game at least.

I Wanna Be The Guy was a mistake.

So what are the key elements to making a worthwhile platforming level?

>81 lives
cheating nigger