River City Girls

Why are Hasebe and Mami such bitches? What’s their problem?

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Their problem is a pair of crazy skanks are trying to "rescue" their boyfriends from them.

Do hot girls really bully each other like this IRL?

Impregnating Mami!
Hasebe can watch.

>holding hands by locking fingers
SLUTS.

5 million copies sold. By far our biggest game ever. Thank you, everyone!

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Do you have a source on that? It's hard to believe that your game sold as much as a popular AAAAA release on launch day

shit game

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Their only bitches to Kyoko and Misako, and to be fair they're trying to steal their boyfriends.

Typical WayForward games
Shit gameplay, shit VA, but good porn.

>Misako
Serious romantic partners only. Kind of shy about everything sexual but does her part in bed. Is only into vaginal but enjoys various positions, though she'll never admit it out loud. Gets dressed as soon as you finish. Wears conservative underwear and trims her pubes but doesn't change the shape.
>Hasebe
Sleeps around a bit. Relatively open about sex but is a dead fish in bed and expects her partner to do all the work. Into anal but she won't tell you. Really enjoys receiving oral. Nobody complains because she's hot and looks great in lingerie. Leaves or kicks you out as soon as you're done. Wears lacy thongs and shaves the edges of her pubes but lets the middle grow pretty long.
>Mami
Doesn't sleep around but is open to consistent casual relationships. Awkward about sex the first time, but after that is a really chill low-drama fuck buddy. Likes being on the receiving end of light bondage. Loves the cowgirl position. Wears really skimpy underwear that's mostly made of strings and shaves daily but leaves a small patch above her slit.
>Kyoko
Complete nympho after her first taste of sex, but is strictly monogamous. Likes every position and every hole, but prefers vaginal. Especially loves rough doggy and reverse cowgirl. Doesn't enjoy painful or gross stuff. Hates being restrained. Really likes foreplay and being felt up. Latent exhibitionist. There is no "when you finish," if you're home (which is also your home, she moves in with you immediately) and not eating or sleeping then she's trying to have sex with you, but on the rare occasions she's not she puts on a thin cropped tank top and panties that are a size too small. Never ever wears a bra, never wears panties if she's wearing clothes and doesn't understand why anybody else would. Shaves everything but only once every few days.

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there toys are dangerous, their paws can get caught in it

A tomboy is no different form a tranny.

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So did this game get rewritten halfway through production or something?

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>No online

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>tranny upset he will never be a real tomboy

t.seething tranny

Kyoko is pretty retarded thou

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Yep, they hate girls that are more attractive than them.
Imagine bulling another guy because he has a bigger dick than you. So fucking stupid

>You will never have a friendship like Kyoko/Misako or Mami/Hasebe have

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The way they lock fingers makes me think they're more than friends. They're probably side-by-side on the bed getting railed by Kunio and Rikki every night and in the heat of the moment start fucking each other too.

>3/4 of them are mostly shaven or clean shaved
Fucking shit tatse

Pretty much. The developers were basically schooled in the Kunio lore as they made the game, since they got so many details wrong.

Maybe she's just agreeing with whatever Misako says

>people are too stupid to use parsec
>there's only like 30 rooms across the entire service at any given time, for all games

But why though

Is it only 4 playable characters?
I'm hoping Hasebe and Mami are options later.

Parsec isn't good for people with shit internet, it's very limited.

If they were men they wouldn't be bitches, but we also wouldn't talk about them

When their boys fuck them they are 100% holding each others hand.

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Multiplayer is only popular when you're a big name release.
That's why I understand why Wayforward didn't bother with a multiplayer mode and why it's retarded to believe that RCG would sell Dark Souls 3 numbers if it had it.

>Typical WayForward games
>Shit gameplay, shit VA, but good porn
True and then the rest of your post just further shows how Yea Forums just makes threads to discuss how they want to bang the characters.

This fills me with a warm feeling I thought was lost.

Yeah, I'd rather the guy bully me WITH his big dick. haha

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Why does Mami always look like such a fucking pyscho? Or is that just how the RCG mains see her?

While Kyoko and Misako watch?

Why is he trying to eat his brother's face?

Yeah, its almost like a pair of mentally unstable chicks who would beat people up at the drop of a hat keep trying to steal their men or something.

Why tf are fags so horny all the time, i swear to god traps are literally horny 24/7

It's a fetish for them you dipshit.

best fetish is having a relationship with a qt3.14 boy that loves you forever, being used as a cum dumpster by the entire state of alabama is wack

That's not a fetish you underage retard

>having a healthy, loving relationship isn't a fetish

So I finished it. Was pretty good. Don't regret the money spent on it. But the fighting feels disingenuous. Like, seriously, they had a move called "Butt Bump" and didn't know the Peach Bomber has been a thing for decades? It feels like a bunch of people who don't really love or even like the spectacle of fighting tried to make a fighting game. Like, what the fuck was up with the Frankenstiener only being usable from a back attack? Do they even know what that move means?

I give it a C+ overall. The music tracks with that girl were bitching as fuck though.

Are they virgins though?

Yeah, I don't like how the frankensteiner and suplex throw enemies through the air instead of slamming them to the ground.

If anal doesn't count, sure!

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Go take a shower, smash fag.

No it's not.

>Why are Hasebe and Mami such bitches?
How fucking hard of a concept is it? You're playing as two stalker girls, and boys' actual girlfriends are trying to defend them. I don't see how anyone can get that attached to Kyoko's and Misako's characters to the point where they forget that MAYBE stalking people is a bad thing

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How so? There's nothing that gets me harder than a a happy relationship with someone I love

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>How so?
Literally doesn't fit the definition of fetish, retard.

lmao

Even Shit Fighter V doubles this on its slow hours

Fuck, I love retrowave shit.
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Awesome
So 30$ co-op games without online can be the standard now.
Beautiful.

sure user
seems to be doing pretty well for a current kunio game in japan though

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Why is so obvious an anime voice actor is singing this?

Probably because you're retarded. You're thinking of the intro song that has Christina Vee. The girl that does the vocals for the in-game songs has never done voice acting ever.
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>You're thinking of the intro song that has Christina Vee
The more I learn about this game the more I'm angry about it. That's a feat

kill yourself shill you sj shit game is dead like our life

Must be something on the equipment level then

Christina Vee is not really a person worthy of getting angry over. Stop trying to fit in.

Why would I try to be a conformist? I fucking hate what Shantae has become after Pirate's Curse. Her newfound fans are even worse.

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you are not person and neither is she glad you agree sjw nigger

What? English please?

ItsEnglish learn to read faggot or learn to die

Except the person schooling them was also a fucking dropout. Literally the only thing they got correct was Riki dating Mami in a lot of the old lore. Hasebe had a onesided crush on Kunio at best, ever.

abs licking
hair ruffling
hand holding

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Ow, the edge

>ItsEnglish learn to read faggot or learn to die
Holy shit, this is like xbox hate message quality.

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The weird thing is that some of the original Kunio creators are credited under special thanks, although that doesn't really suggests any involvement from them.

I require Mami

That's how Hasebe&Mami Mode will end, yes.

I wonder if they'll add online co op like years later like they did with double dragon or even scott pilgrim.

Idk why devs don't have online in a beat em up from the get go.

Also why is kunio like the only one to have a special move that otg's enemy's. He's so fun to play because of that.

I hope the Japs learn from this new pixel art style instead of rehashing the same NES era sprites with "HD" backgrounds in any new Kunio games.

Someone didn't play Downtown Special.

Man, that counts even less than Shin Nekketsu and you know it

>Beating up THE ENTIRE COUNTRY OF JAPAN for your girl doesn't count

No one in japan does pixels anymore except in rpgmaker

Let's be friends user!

dont know, but it gets the rest of Yea Forums's cocks rock hard.

they know they won, and their boyfriends let them kiss each other during sex.

this game is trash. the hit boxes are so SHIT

Call me when Kunimasa gets kidnapped in feudal japan and Okoto acts like a haughty bitch to some other local girls about it. Until then, no it doesn't count.

>insane samefag banned again
>complainers exposed for being bad at games
>RCG is the new face of Kunio even in japan

Yea Forums has been irrevocably BTFO

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why would Kunimasa get kidnapped when his descendant didn't either

God, I'd do everything to Hasebe.
Like hold her hand or insert my penis into her vagina.

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I like how we're supposed to believe not Ryuko Matoi and her retarded side-kick are badass, don't give a shit, delinquents who can take on kidnappers like Abobo and the yakuza but refuse to just beat the shit out of people like the bodyguard and Odai to get what they want.

I honestly don’t believe thaf any of them are sexually active.

I hate how throws feel in this game. Kyoko's anyway. They tend to be slow, you're vulnerable through the entire animation, and the arc for them is the absolute worst for crowd control. It kinda feels like they missed the point of throws in beat em ups, which is weird because RCG throws already have the limitation of needing a dizzy enemy.

which of these girls does cbt

>river city shills still going at it despite all of Yea Forums calling the shills out for 3 months straight now

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are you still this mad?

>Changed the pasta to avoid filters
You're a pathetic, pathetic man.

Would any of them make a good mom though?

>It almost beat DxM
That's depressing.

MOOOOOODDDDDDDSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

So is Mami a trap or not? This is important.

No? Why would she be

A real delinquent would only pound fine trap pucci.

>it's another "user thinks he is being funny but comes off as a schizo" rerun

Boring.

More fanart of the generic female enemies is always welcome

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Bonus points if you give the recolors love, too. The brown cheerleader makes my peepee hard.

So where are my Sheena lewds? She was in Contra 4?

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I love how there’s so many “bad” girls in this game. The kind that cut class and chew gum and curse. It makes me so horny.

So the ”this game is cancer because nips didn’t make it” meme has died down?

why did they make kyoko so much cuter than misako

the e-celeb hate doing voice acting for 2 lines is still going strong

When California can't take the heat.

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go to bed granny.

What happened anyway? Did too many people complained about the ending to Rvier City Girls.

It's still a mediocre beat 'em up that's living off of WayForward's usual charm, which has led to some nice fan art.

>tfw no kyoko gf
kill me

>Odai
Who?

IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING DDLC REFERENCE

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Misako wether you consent or not.

She had to make up for Misako being so best everywhere else.

Does anyone here have their list of favorite quotes? The "Are you ready to rock?! No! We are ready to looove!" Always cracks me up.

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my fav is "Nobody Cares Yamada!"

If only. From what I gather he was getting dunked on for reply-guying some SJW artist. Lady made some tweets about the perceived level of fanservice in River City Girls, and he was quick to suck up to her over it.
Maybe I'm missing something, because I really don't understand the situation at all. I can't think of anything even remotely sexual about Misako or Kyoko in-game.

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Ive been in Highschool for 7 years!

literally me

there's the sauna cg i guess

Abobo trying to get a piece of JK delinquent ass was pretty great.

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i GUESS, but really only if you're a footfag
strikes me more as some tryhard virtue signaling because they think cute schoolgirls are inherently sexual

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seething trannies
arin wont save you

not them but looks like you are seething right now.

I got expelled for stealing all the basketball hoops

Maybe because of some of the npcs designs? bitchy shopkeeper and abs shopkeeper have a really strong underboob going on.... and thats pretty much it, I guess. For having so many girls this game really doesnt have much fanservice. Not even close to the other WF games.

Noize has titty jiggle going on during her intro

It was this conversation specifically. I wish he hasn't done that though.

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>Still no pics of Abobo getting a piece of those JK asses
C'mon artists, i'm too poor to commision stuff at the moment.
Also.
>Still no noize porn
God fucking damnit, i need me some brown qt goodness.

>brown qt goodness
Got you covered

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Thanks user, Brown tomboys always make me smile too.
Guess is just a matter of time for Noize to get her own art.

Other than the fact that he sounds painfully insecure and pathetic, I dont see whats wrong with this conversation.
>Still no pics of Abobo getting a piece of those JK asses
Too bad Asanagi is playing so much gacha, I bet he could draw some good pics.

>I can't think of anything even remotely sexual about Misako or Kyoko in-game.

They're young, thin, and cute. Doesn't take a crack detective to guess the age, BMI, and severity of goblinism that the people complaining suffer from.

what the fuck about this is a ddlc reference

>women lead in the art department
and that day, water was wet

why are mami and hasebe friends anyway; hasebe's "boyfriend" kidnapped mami and she didnt do shit

“Wrap it up, Merlin.”

>Other than the fact that he sounds painfully insecure and pathetic, I dont see whats wrong with this conversation.
He blocked a bunch of fans of his guys to whiteknight this GOTIS.

That didn't happen in this timeline. They also seem to be childhood friends.

*game

seeth more subhuman tranny you lost i won the game failed like you did

Imagine working for a slaughterhouse and wanting to chill whit the PETA guys
That’s that

So when is actual best girl getting more fanart?

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why are you the one thats upset then

>That boob jiggle

Fucking hell, I would sell my left kidney for a backstage pass.

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>super shitty 2 frame boob jiggle

Jesus christ, get some taste you shrimp dick

:(

Play Rival Showdown.

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How about a 3-frame boob flop

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This is an RPG I take it?

RPG elements

Funnily enough, that is one of the things you get in the physical version of RCG.

I bought and played Super Sports Challenge, Tokyo Rumble, Knights of Justice and Rival Showdown. I hope that was enough for ASW to keep bringing them to the west.