What phone games do you play?

What phone games do you play?

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i'd rather not play at all

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Animal crossing because I'm a fucking loser

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Magikarp Jump

STONE COLD GOLD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM COOOMING
IM BOOMING
IM ZOOMING

COOMER
BOOMER
ZOOMER
DOOMER
POOMER

SCHIZOPHRENIA IS FUN
ME MAKE VERY HIGH QUALITY POSTS

love pocket camp

>guy looks slightly weird
>Yea Forums, /pol/ and Yea Forums all make fun of him

This used to be a site for loser shutins, not normies with personalities so shallow they think ugly means bad.

MSF
Sorry

he's a fucking porn reviewer and his only """"friends"""" are porn stars that he sees at conventions once a year, the dude is pathetic

>looks slightly weird
no im pretty sure its the 6000 porn reviews on imdb thats funny

>

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surely you're not more pathetic than him

Azur Lane
Dokkan Battle

Gave up on Fate because its absolutely trash gameplay wise

Finnish memes are best

Doom and Destiny/Advanced was kinda cool

Adventure Capitalist, Fallout Shelter, Subway Surfers.
Idle stuff I don't really care about to play on the crapper

Take the coompill

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>6000
9000+*

wew

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>he doesn't play gacha games exclusively
>he doesn't play gacha games while having a smoke
Pleb

Granblue

You okay, sport?

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This whore id charging 100 bucks for 1 hour. I am a virgin, should I?

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no, I do not tweet at fucking porn stars daily as if they're my friends

the imdb account is obviously not his, stop bringing it up

What is a gacha game?

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yeah

They wish him happy birthday, when was the last time someone you liked did that to you?

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this is somegood video game discussion alright
yeah
on this video game board

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every year?

Yeah do it lad

user...

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>he's a fucking porn reviewer
No...

Do Finns really do this?

Why do you obsessed faggots keep forcing whatever idiotic meme that crosses your attention for literally days?

Are the guys from GDP fucked? What's the latest?

you should

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Good thing I don't rape.

If you can't get a girl to willing give herself to you then what's the point?

Once you've charmed a girl and had her look at you with pure lust and beg you to let her suck your cock, nothing else compares to that feeling of dominance and power.

Feelsgoodman.

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Why lie?

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you know him personally?

That's just lazy, especially since the template itself is so fucking simple

cringe

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Will she ever come back guys?

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>>If you can't get a girl to willing give herself to you
but that's literally impossible.

user you are gas lighting yourself.

Have the mods and jannies all killed themselves? Why did the last thread get over 500 replies and this one is still going? Fuck it post good porn

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No

I wonder how he'll react to his meme status?

Can't believe this is the most entertaining thread on Yea Forums right now.

You guys think that the AV industry will get into making video games? They have traditionally been at the forefront of technology for adult stuff, they are the ones that have pushed video streaming, HD video, VR, etc. But you never hear about video games from top porn companies.

Seems like a big market they can enter; include the likeness of porn stars etc.

Never, but I don't literally ask people to wish me a happy birthday. It doesn't count unless they do it on their own because they care.

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I know it's you coomer

kids this is what porn consumption does to you and why you should stay away, or you’ll end up like OP pic.

Cus IM COOOOMING IN THE JANNIES ASS HOLE OOOOOOH AHHHHHH

ehyouwhatnow?

Yesterday since it was my birthday.

I was wished a happy birthday by my family, a girl I'm currently dating, a old fuck buddy and an ex girlfriend.

The current girl even brought me over spaghetti from the restaurant she works at and a bottle of wine.

We got tipsy and I ended up sucking on her feets.

Best 34th birthday ever.

Nah.

99% of normies get their apps/programs from stores like Play/Appstore/Steam and they'll never allow pr0n games.

>tfw no porn gf

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I missed a log in on Pokemon Masters, and now I don't really care anymore. Once the obligation is broken, I'm done.

He looks the way he looks because of genetics. Fucked up posture and baggy eyes from being in front of a screen all day can be fixed easily. There's no fixing the way you look without plastic surgery.

blessed post

Who's that? Little Lupe or whatever the child midget's name was?

>browsing all these porn threads
>feel no urge to fap at all
I think this nofap thing is working now

My girlfriend did that to me this year.

It was the first time it happened, its really nice.

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DUUUH BRIIINGE, CRINGE!
IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY???
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I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS AND LOOK LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD!

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I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH, FUCK SHITPOSTING! HONEST TO GOD, FUCKING HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL, YOU COCKSUCKER!!!

BUT OOOOOOOH I KNOW MY POST IS CRIIIINGE, ISN'T IT??? CRINGE CRINGE CRINGEY CRINGE BASED CRINGE BASED REDDIT CRINGE BASED CRINGE ZOOM CRINGE ONIONS REDDIT BASED, BASED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Is it just me or pornstars look like fun people to be around? They seem pretty chill overall, of course you gotta avoid the crazy meth whores but otherwise I'd be buds with one, probably lots of cool stories to tell and insider info too.I remember chilling in Emily Grey's chaturbate room just listening to her talk about the industry while fucking her ass with a dildo. Most of the time I had it in the background and just listened, comfy.

We'll see browser games become more popular in the next few years. You wouldn't need a store to play those.

Also
>steam not allowing porn games
uhh

You shouldn't talk to your ex if you already have someone. You are a fucking pathetic larping faggot.

every day

There's a meltdown tier situation at /pol/ right now (some fat white guy shot up little girls because he was literally an incel), so i guess they're all busy extinguishing fires

The mods are dead
Long live the mods
Lily Rader a cute

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You're full of shit and the archives reveal this.
You're obsessed with a girl that you met playing WoW and you post about her all the time. Kill yourself.

coomer - the meme that destroyed Yea Forums

user it’s certainly possible to split amicably with someone and stay platonic after.

I just want to say, a couple of months ago an user said archero was the best mobile game there is, i downloaded out of boredom and its actually really fun, thx random user

Would you accept to have a pornstar as a gf?

me yes

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Lily Rader literally posts on Yea Forums.

who team Peta Jensen here?

Madlad made like fifty fucking coomer threads just today and the tranny janny finally gave up.

she browsed /gif/ btw

I stop masturbating for a week or two and then i notice that watching porn no longer gets me hard and that my libido takes a dive so i get scared and masturbate in fear that if i don't i will become impotent
I'm not so sure if that no fap thing is good

Ugh, what could've been...

Kairosoft games mostly.

It's a lot easier than you think. Young 18 to 21 year old girls are very simple creatures. They want attention, affection and validation. Give them a taste but don't give them a lot. They'll crave more and honestly do whatever you want to get it.

Little love tokens/gifts like necklace charms off Etsy, books by their favorite author, makeup. These little things will make them feel special and spoiled.

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I would accept any social interaction
I'm so damn lonely

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no, personally im onaho kind of guy

autism
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they're rare in my country. but yeah. some are probably fun.
no marriage/kids though.

why'd she leave us so soon :(

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You lie post proof.

no you are not.
but i am

>Zoomer is a product of Boomer and the influence of his time
>Hooker is Zoomer that finally saw how surreal the world really is, and has embrace it
What is a cooner then? Where does he come from?

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I feel like everyone reacts to it differently. It's been more or less 7 days for me, no hard on no nothing no urge or arousal, but if I don't COOM in 2 weeks max I'll have a nocturnal emission then the urge comes back.
For some reason it isn't happening as hard this time which is nice since fapping wastes my time.

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probably not now though

>Emily Grey
Cutest hapa in the history of American porn, i legit thought she would be the next Stoya but then she retired

If true, she is literally perfect.

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post some esoteric porn stars

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so mods gave up about this guy threads already????

mods are highly likely itt

whom?

>yfw you realize Sin City was trying to warn us about this guy all along...

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>There's spambots in the archives
The desperation of spammers holy shit

Im subscribed to her premium snap. Its usually really boring. Also shes gained some weight and her face is hitting the wall a bit.

Daily reminder that the anti porn coalition on Yea Forums is spearheaded by /pol/ because they believe the porn industry is literally Jewish propaganda to encourage race mixing by propagating interracial porn to encourage the white population to commit white genocide. These are the people that are telling you that porn is bad.

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>talking about vidya in the coomer General thread

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May as well make this thread somewhat video game related. Any decent porn games you guys recommend?

>year later
wew

gamer

wear a condom

I've been on these anti psychotics for the past 2 weeks and I haven't fapped yet. Probably doesn't help that my computer died so I couldn't fap even if I wanted to. Feels bad man

super deepthroat

Someone ask him on twitter if he actually layed with one pornstar at least

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As a woman, I think this thread is pathetic.

This guy enjoys porn more than 99% of Yea Forums enjoys video games. How does this make you feel?

WHAT DID SHE SAY?

>Probably doesn't help that my computer died so I couldn't fap even if I wanted to
this is sadder than you think.

Mahjong Solitaire.

Koikatsu

neato

There are a lot of jap VR and I have seen a few west VR.

please be in London

>do a bunch of cocaine
>go to a porn con
>walk around and put your hands on 10/10 asses

honestly sounds like not a bad way to spend an afternoon

Is Coomer gonna make it lads?

Pornography is still Jewish my dear goyim

This gay can afford to fly around the world to attend these conventions, he probably can afford to pay one of the girls to have sex with him

It is i've had that computer for nearly 12 years. Its been to hell and back finally giving up the ghost last Friday.

>everyone that dislikes porn is a schizo from /pol/
careful, you'll end up sounding just as schizo as them

>coomer gets hernia
kek couldn't make it up

show tits, retard

heiwachan.com/
Sucks that outside of FE, his sex stuff is mostly trapshit.
Still fapped.

"Disliking" porn is not a natural/normal stance to take

Play Second Life. It has everything from lolis (anime) to lolis (human) to furries to robots to futas to robot futas. It's a god tier fetish simulator but most people only see it as that weird think you troll people in so you can be a le epic griefer.

i mean, you shouoldn't need a computer to fap.

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Would you marry a pornstar Yea Forums?

I died. Who checks for porn reviews. Just go with what bitch you find hot.

I prefer it

Just that her sister supports her career, Lily and her mother dont talk about her career, that she actually hates anal, she wrote a diary with rape fantasies and someone at school found it and spread it around, she once had a 3some with her highschool bf and a guy but that her bf isnt a cuck, apologized for her and her friends bullying an user who claimed she bullied him in school, and showed her tits.

There's absolutely no reason for a normal healthy male to dislike porn.

yeah that sounds schizo to me

If she let me fuck other women sure, hell i would make her move her contacts so i can be a pornstar too

Skinheads like wojacks.

Color me surprised.

based

>would you marry a woman
lol

Who could be behind this post? Certainly not someone trying to justify an addiction, right?

Even when it's your wife/gf/sister getting plowed?
You're sick, mate

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that game had me obsessively playing every three hours, it even fucked up my sleep schedule and had me waking up at 2am

I meant he isn't the guy with the IMDB account
And yeah it's weird.

No.

That's a mighty big leap in logic you made there.

None because I don't sex dudes

brainlet

What about brother?

Only pornstar i love is Vanessa Blue. The single black queen that made me appreciate dark skin.
Shame her age is like my mother or something close

I forget the names but some youtuber/twitch streamer has a sister who does modelling and has various sex tapes and recorded snaps of her sucking dick floating around online and he's admitted that he's watched a few of them.

...

>not doing the plowing yourself
not everyone is a fuckin cuck like you mate

>le /pol/ boogeyman
I get it, everyone you disagree with is /pol/

>Cucking your ancestral bloodline for funneh dick feelings
Nah, you're the cuck

Redpill about this bald lad, has he given up already?

Freud is disappoint

española¿

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Brawlstars

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Except in this case it literally is /pol/.

>american who likes xbox and interracial porn

Can't make this shit up

Look, i can enjoy a raisin, but that doesn't mean i want to rub my dick all over it before consuming it. Humans are much the same. You can enjoy older people, but only a dog would "eat" them

>These are the people that are telling you that porn is bad.

And the people like in OP's pic is telling me that porn is based? yikes my dudester.

And that's a good thing, you can go the fuck back to redd1t if you don't like it

I'm an American who likes PS4 and feets.

>all porn is bad because there's a chance my non exist girlfriend might make a hypothetical cuckold porn
Retard.

I saw that gamepass tweet lol

coomer doesnt seem like a bad guy

Cringy posting there lad. Kinda like Yea Forumstards who insisted everyone was one

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Absolutely disgusting. PS4 doesn't even have any games.

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Hes just a little slow and likes porn. Other than looking like a troll, hes probably an alright dude.

1 gacha game

This guy is the most based ever, no one here would dare to post pics with pornstars in your accs.

How he makes money that allows him to travel around and give 0 fucks?

>inb4 hitman

why are there suddenly tons of normalfags on Yea Forums complaining about porn, sex, and sexuality in any form?

and she is some whore no matter what.

burgers

The one with a cute and funny jew

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he works nightshift at target
i'm guessing he lives in la where most of these things happen so there's probably not a whole lot of traveling.

Played Teppen for a bit when I was on a business trip to a thirdworld shithole. Uninstalled it once I got back home

You know that those pornstars are forced to be friendly with him right? He is paying to touch them,how is that based?

why was she so great Yea Forums?
Shae Summers

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No, you're a brainlet for not understanding what that guy is saying. That pornstar is someone's daughter, what do you think he feels?

I've posted pics of myself with nude model cosplayers at conventions on facebook.

He works nightshift at target and spends all his cash on sports, game pass and porn. I'd say hes living the dream.

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nah its just the common american being afraid of sex

Just fap to drawn shit
Brickbreaker

I also have a PC, senpai.

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Lord coomer probably doesn't know that hes being memed on.

DS emulator
the only acceptable answer

She looks like a bit of a tard

This but PPSSPP instead

Fetal alcohol

Is this an antiporn meme? The coomer seems a funny guy, he makes pornstars look pretty comfy.

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He lives by his own will, ahead of ideology and cultural spooks. The true ubermensch.

ok that too is alright

any oldfags here?
what are your favo porn stars that are no longer active? for me its melanie rios
wonder what pornstars do when they retire...

Like he shouldn't blame his failure as a father on the pornography industry and take responsibility for his own shit parenting. Lol.

it's the asian-irish mix

This but both and also retroarch

Jenna Jameson

>assmen are norfeners
based

see

he's in decent shape, probably hygienic (shaves beard/head) and seems polite. probably miles better than most of the people going to these things.

This

teen kasia, the polish girl
tiny tyler, some russian girl that went by dozen names
foxy di
probably a lot of others i don't know the names of, mostly east yuro for some reason
sophie moon and kobe tai

For me it's Little Vicky.

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anything by full flap. there's three platformers, a shmup, a beat em up, and an rpg. most recent game is a top down game that's coming SOON

great ass

>d

Foxy Di is the best anal scenes in all of porn tbqh.

one of the first pornos i ever saw was with her i think, some lesbian thing in a restaurant bathroom. they were foot flirting under the table first, which became a huge obsession.

>teen kasia
Damn now that's some good shit, I downloaded her site rip back in the day. Very interesting case all in all.

I can't believe a brainlet and an NPC somehow is still smarter than Chad

>fake tits with huge asymmetrical areolas

what would coom man do in this situation?

he would fap, naturally

>forced to be friendly with him
People like him pays their bills, man. You've gotta appreciate the fans that you've got. This goes for any sort of public figure.

There's this one meme in the wrestling community about how turbo autist fans wait for wrestlers at the airport when they come to town so they can get an autograph or a selfie with them. Pic related caused a stir when she said she didn't appreciate fans stopping her at an airport. One of the older wrestlers chimed in and said something to sum it all up, you shouldn't worry when fans are stopping you at the airport, you should worry when there's no fans left to care about you enough to do so.

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Sasha's a fucking idiot tho

True but he's still a loser

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>can't stand 99% of porn from the big companies
>also don't enjoy shitty phone recorded amateur stuff
>finally find a porn site you like enough to revisit once a week
>bunch of roasties try to shut it down

If there's no better proof the universe is conspiring against me...

i mean how often do these turbo fans actually want to cause harm. psycho stalkers are rare i think. just roll with it and watch the money roll in along with it. no one's gonna throw money at someone they don't like.

Wait, what happened

A loser that keeps her relevant,

coomer mode: engaged

overrated as fuck

dont make me coom user

>coomers are more alpha than me

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>that asslet next to her
Lul

Girls Frontline, Kings Raid, Dokkan Battle

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she's on twitch now
livestreamfails.com/post/49452

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do you use the hairdryer to keep your food warm? considering how much you eat you're probably pretty fat too, right?

Lots of Pornstars on Twitch. Mia Malkova also streams very regularly.

R O L L

T
I
D
E

Why do I keep seeing this fucking hairdryer gachafag everywhere?

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So is she pouring the milk into the foot bath, or is she filling the jars from the foot bath?
I mean, you'd think that she'd be filling the bath, right? But there's so many jars. Why have so many jars for such a small bath?

What the fuck is that garbage on your plate? Is this anglo food? Hell your other plate literally have a slab of solid puke on it

>Mia Malkova
I hate her ugly fake ass so much

>or is she filling the jars from the foot bath?
Where would the milk come from them smart guy?

mia is so fucking boring

A beloved amateur porn pornographer company is getting sued by a bunch of thots who starred in their videos because the guys running it supposedly told them nobody would see it (and, naturally, people did see it).

meh, porn stars on twitch are lame since the mods delete any porn references from the chat and then ban

>tfw no coomer bf

are there coomer gfs?

Dillion Harper is my porn-fu
Good face, great tits and round ass

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Her ass was fantastic but I still don't care for her.

I like the retarded QT Hannah Hays.

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>look at one of her stream clips
>spends the whole time staring soullessly at her TV while playing some PS4 games
>might say something once every 20 minutes

I thought my life was depressing.

sorry guys but for me it's JAV

Chipotle.

Or it was, at least.

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faggot

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From the woman? Maybe she secretes it. Maybe it's a metaphor for the endless supply of white guilt. I dunno man.

damn seth macfarlane looks like THAT?

Shame that JAVs have so much story usually (and are very long because of it) and I can't speak moon

uniboob

I've played and beat all but one, Big Foot, of the Syntaxity games. Love the puzzles, but some are Monkey Island difficult and items do blend in with the background. All were free through Google too.

Miko Lee. Her exit from the porn industry was kinda sad. She lied and told her parents that she works at a grocery store for a living. Then someone that works with her, either a producer or her manager or something, had a falling out with her and sent her father a shit load of her videos. Her family ended up disowning her.

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>licked toilet bowls
>never got cum inside

The Room series
The Legacy series
Tiny Rooms
Looking at the Alawar games, hoping they're good worthwhile puzzle games.

>Hannah Hays
Recent trend of them like her doing jap porn.

I grew up with a girl who is a pretty popular porn actress i bet most of you guys know. She's a real sweetheart in real life. Has some insecurity issues as most have due a terrible family raising her, but there's not a nicer gal who cares about literal nobodies and help them in her spare time as her (suicide hotline, homeless employment work, even helps neets learn social skills) .
And you people would probably call her a terrible human due her work

Some have translations.

I miss pre boobjob madison ivy
Could keep the tan though

Nobody pisses/shits on the upper part of the bowl anyway, besides subhumans too dumb to aim.

who is she

your mother

plus it's probably just a prop toilet they brought in that nobody's actually sat on.

>Not sitting down when you piss.

Plebasaurus Rex

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Whatever you say, MADAM

>porn studio
>having the budget for that

I sit down too because I always have coom in my urethra so it would spray all over

How expensive can a fake toilet be anyway? I don't think that's the one thing eating up the budget

kek

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If she cared about helping people she would little me fuck her tight little pussy.

What do you think happens to water and microscopic particles when you flush?
Not to mention diarrhea and those who don't put toilet paper in the bowl to prevent splashing.

They have the budget to rent huge pent houses and fly an entire production crew across the earth just to film a few scenes with a girl.

why doesn't the coomer guy just become a pornstar at this point. If he has enough money to go to every single porn convention then he could probably start his own porn business if he wanted

or just their real toilet in the studio which they've cleaned before the scene
it's not like they go to random public toilets

A dollar too much. Just lick the toilet you dumb bitch, trust us it'll be fine.

A cheap hollowed out toilet is expensive but an entire doctor's office on a film set isn't?

>If she cared about helping people she would little me fuck her tight little pussy.
And whata hot baabhabhiat to you too, good sir. Also buy LINK

Whose fat mom is this?

porn stars are retarded... don't their agents take something like 30% of their paychecks?

he probably can only fuck his own hand at this point
I was fapping for a year until I got a gf and I couln't get hard at the frtst dates

>those who don't put toilet paper in the bowl to prevent splashing

lol I bet you also carry a bottle of antibacterial hand lotion around huh.

>I was fapping for a year
what the fuck kinda amateur shit is this?

The industry is actually dying. A lot of women do it themselves for higher pay but they start on twitch first or MFC.

sorry mr Coomer

you're just weak

>why doesn't the coomer guy just become a pornstar at this point
why would he do that?

You'd be surprised
youtube.com/watch?v=qwn912HWem8

Film sets and props can be reused. Spending $250+ on a toilet for one scene when you can just scrub down an actual toilet and tell the porn star it's fine to lick it is just poor budgeting any way you look at it.

So coomer anons, is this your King Coomer?

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so he could fuck all the girls he orbits like he wants, and get paid while doing it

I've been fapping to porn almost daily for over 15 years and I have never had a problem with getting hard for a woman in real life. Something is wrong with you, it's not just the fapping.

The toilet likely is a re-used prop on a set, since it was in a BDSM setting as part of a series. I don't think they'd risk getting into some kind of lawsuit over whatever risks ingesting toilet residue might bring their performers.

Yeah, our guy the coomermensch

You sound like someone who gets sick a lot because your immune system never fully developed.

After all the cocks she's had in her asshole and then sucked, licking a toilet seat is the least of her worries.

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Gabe always gets his check. Or legs will be eaten.

you make it sound easy to just become a pornstar as a disfigured male.

This. Every time i flush, feces just jump straight at me and proceed to slide down the bowl, smearing their shit everywhere.

>Actually touching your fecal anus with a slice of thin wood
You disgusting animal. I at least shower every time i drop a rock

he seems happy with his current life though
and i bet even night shift at target is more soulful than being a male performer in the sex industry

also he's have no chance getting into it

lmao

i LOVE Adriana Chechik

>re-used prop
What other uses could such a thing even have? The only reason to have a sanitized toilet over a regular toilet is to lick it, and I can't remember any scene other than hers that does that. Any other uses of a prop toilet would contaminate it and kinda defeat the purpose of having a sanitized toilet.

Not him, but i can relate. Albeit my issue is alcohol. Can't get a girls name sober, but once i'm drunk i get "offers" all the time. But when drunk, i just couldn't give a less of a shit about sex either and thus become impotent by virtue of the jewish grape. Not even cialis or viagra helps (but when i sober up i stay hard for days). I just don't care about intimacy the one moment i have game..

dude you could just use the toilet in the studio, and wash it thoroughly before the scene. it would be like liking a clean platter.

Malena Morgan
Staci Silverstone
Emily Grey
Natalie Lust
To name a few

Prop houses are a thing user and porn companies probably have their own department for them. It's not like porn stars just wear their own clothing on sets.

I mean I guess scenes where they have someone lick a toilet are fairly rare, but I'm sure they could find a use for it. Either that or just send it back where they got it from. Plenty of props pile up in studio warehouses all over LA where they film these scenes.

Yeah, whiskeydick is a much different problem than a sober man who doesn't get hard at the sight of a naked woman in front of him.

She was one of the best Asian stars. She needed a few more gangbangs before she left the industry.

>1. get toilet
>2. use toilet in scene
>3. wipe off toilet and douse in bleach
>4. repeat

Why the fuck are none of these threads getting deleted? Have the jannies taken the coompill?

>Have the jannies taken the coompill?
Yes

indeed, they even ban people for replying to anti-coomer threads

Sudoku
I've been looking for a good match 3 game that isn't online only, themed, rpg elements and wherever the fuck else
just a super basic game
but no luck so far

They deleted the OP image
This is probably just containment now

Fuck Bama I hope Clemson BTFO you again