Are there any videogame romances that fit this?

>le funny programming socks
>closet sub
>that painful dialogue
>webcomic

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Based Man From Volta

The webcomic part really stood out to me as yikes. These “ideal gf” images are fun and all but once you start making it obviously about you it’s cringe and pathetic

Where's the dick?

why would u want one?
the experience is absaolutely dreadful

incel coping technique

You had me until "secretly sub as fuck". Submissive women are fucking lame.

Emi in Katawa Shoujo meets the most probably. She's not a cunt, though.

So I can junction magic to my attack stat.

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This type of woman doesn't exist, it's literally just the perfect gf incel fantasy

>secretly sub as fuck
dropped

Getting a gf is fucking easy, nothing could be simpler.

The question you should be asking is: How do I get a gf that I would actually be even remotely attracted to and isn't so fucked up mentally that I can stand to be around her?

I've come to terms that the perfect women doesn't exist.

I'm a boy and I look like that

Men aren't attracted to women. It's a massive existential cope.

Oh yeah? Cute. Are you into bears with older tastes in vidya and music? It's hard finding a guy with similar tastes.

>secretly sub as fuck
Aaaaaaand dropped

I want a sub gf who's secretly dom as fuck

Guys... I feel lonely. Sometimes almost unbearably so.

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>submissive women
Yikes

get a dog

>live in an age of humanity where it has literally never been easier to convince a woman to jump on your dick
>insecurity and anxiety makes it all irrelevant as I can't even make an attempt

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My niggas. Sub women are a dime a dozen. Boring as fuck. At least give me a switch.

Do people actually like this?
My sister acts like this and it's so fucking grating.

>never been easier
>average woman has never been uglier

It comes and goes. So does my enjoyment of video games.

seems annoying as fuck

>Never been easier
>Like 30% of adult men are virgins and studies reporting “sexually active” couples count once a year as active

Yeah, nothing like those 10/10s from the history books, right

Men are statistically having less sex than ever dude.

Cripple girls weeabo edition. Make sure you lube up

I'd rather fuck a skellington peasant than the potato whales today.

>live in an age of humanity where it has literally never been easier to convince a woman to jump on your dick
In what way? I imagine it was pretty easy to get laid 500 years ago when there the handful of men that didn't die in the war or of starvation the previous winter had their pick of all the virgins and widows in the village.

You're not alone.
We all feel that way.
Which is why we're all alone.
Yet never by ourselves.

And she'd most likely die as she attempts to deliver your first child

>mfw i had this gf and didnt see how good i had it
Man we lifted together, we gamed together and we fucked constantly
Fuck

That's a bad thing?

>that dialogue

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>those socks
>gf
Sure thing

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Well your 50% parenting workload now becomes 100%, so I guess that's fine if you're a workaholic and/or like the challenge.

It was easier when human settlements were smaller. It was possible to have a boy or girl sincerely interested in you for who you are. Now there's far too many outside voices telling young men and young women what "an ideal partner" should really be, and lurching over every one of those voices is a big hooked nose, sniffing for suckers to buy their snake oil. Sincerity is dead.

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>live in an age of humanity where it has literally never been easier to convince a woman to jump on your dick

fucking how? even 2/10 hambeasts think they are obligated to their personal Ryan Goslings

that looks like

>male gf
to me

I want to FUCK that feetless girl. In the butt.

Now you have a sob story to attract more skelingtons. Win/Win

Aye, captain. I agree with you.

based

*hits pipe*

I mean, to each their own, right?
Brush your sisters teeth, user.

Like it or not, this is where we are. Adapt or perish.

you guys are fags

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Don’t pretend this is some equal sex problem, men still fall in love with individual girls. Last night I dreamed about trying to get my ex back, woke up and hated myself.

>Are there any videogame romances that fit this?

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I feel like that plan is unsustainable

>dmc4
Nah nigger we have taste in this house. Get out.

Why do you tease me with things that don't exist user?

>thinking DMC4 is shit

All DMC is shit. You deserve a gf as ugly as op's mspaint abomination.

>still pushing your forced meme

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>ALL DMC is shit

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Just ignore it, it’s been posted in 3+ threads in the past couple minutes nobody cares.

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Why would I want a sporty gf if I haven't moved a muscle for two months.

>Wanted this for the past 10 years
>Never found a remotely dominant, interesting girl that would have me
>the ones I meet already have their sub, or ten subs, or a husband and a bunch of subs
>think I'm numb to the pain and then I see posts like this

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because she wants you to stop being a lardass and improve yourself

So you can start exercising before you break a bone while walking, lad.

>tfw fantasized about becoming this gf to best bro
Nothing gay about it, dude's just got no ambition to try and get a girlfriend, even with women he genuinely likes. Figured if you want something done, do it yourself.
brojobs galore

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>no cuckquean gf

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BASED

remember there is a difference between being a sub and being a beta bootlicker

Just bee yourself.

>ex
Oh boy. 10 years later and I still dream about her sometimes.
I low-key hate her irl but my dick disagrees with me as it seems and I hate myself for this.

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start by getting out of your room

I dream about old friends I came to despise. Can't imagine a girlfriend.

Love it when people whose hobbies are all indoors, barely leave the house, and couldn't give a shit about their body pine for someone like this. What the fuck would you even have in common with this theoretical person?

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True, but I don't think being a bootlicker is the problem, it's that the pool of submissive men is far larger than the pool of women that are into GFD. Hoping I'll have better luck since I just moved to a big city though, trying to find something like that in a rural small town sucked.

No way, I tried that and got accused of being weirdly obsessed with the Wehrmacht and fighting feminism. Can't I stand for my principles? This sucks.

>gentle
weak shit. give me a woman who will dominate me physically and emotionally.

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Nigger spotted

You know why trannies started wearing those don't you?

That only works when you're still a child user.
Are you still 11?

>nothing gay about it
>you
>presumably a male
>fantasizing about taking you best friend's dick
>not gay

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TiTS

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Nah dude we don't have niggers here in slavistan. In my 33 years I've seen blacks on the street less than 10 times.

Why not do things the traditional way and be yourself slowly?

I'm not sure if you're based or the worst type of faggot.

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>secretly sub as fuck
I sleep

Every time a girl is any way unfeminine they have to go full a-a-a-a-user-kun my m-m-m-meaty flaps are yours for the t-t-t-t-taking uwu

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Not him, but that pic seems pretty based to me

>Source:Dude trust me

>don't have outside hobbies
>don't like going outside
>don't like being near many people
>every female i befriend stops talking to me after some time one way or another
is there even a point to have a girlfriend?

>Shave
>Haircut
>New clothes that look good on you
>Practice talking to yourself or your friends
>Get other hobbies besides games so you have something else to talk about that might be interesting
>Venture out of your lair to find females
>Make direct eye contact at various parts of your conversation
>Fake confidence until you are confident

>>Make direct eye contact at various parts of your conversation
>>Fake confidence until you are confident
This might sound like bullshit, but its an actual thing.

kill yourself you fucking disgusting faggot

Based only to faggots like you and me

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Uhhh, no?

Hides the leg hair mane

>kathcakes
If I ever seen't a tranny handle

I'm gonna go ahead and call this based. That is, so long as you aren't talking about some tranny shit.

Kill yourself you worthless infantile waste of oxygen

>excellent baker
>horrible cook
Huh?

Now we're talking.

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You got a sauce on that, my man?

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I do all of these consistently
None of these work