Borderlands 3 Day 1 Sales are "Massive"

OH NO NO NO THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING, IT'S NOT ON STEAM OR NINCELDO SHITCH AND IT'S SELLING WELL, HOW?!

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Numbers and sauce or bullshit.

Fuck bros, randy pitchfort won... He beat us gamers...

>no idea how its doing on Epic Game Store

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Oh my god, this cant be happening, we were supposed to win this one.

You do realize we already know those sales metrics count the Epic bribes as legit sales, right?

>peak players twice as high as in steam
Its over...

>Xbox and PS4
>Epic sales
Its okay, you have time to delete your post

I don't understand. These games are shit how the fuck do they sell so much?

>NBA 2K20
these are the real fags making gaming worse

... get woke go broke?

am I the only one so far who found the big chungus reference? I forgot what area it was in but did anyone else see it?

This wasn't supposed to happen steam bros. You promised me it would flop. Epic made a fool of us, and we deserve it!

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>Eric hates Steam
When did this happen?

Originally by merit of being the only decent loot shooter on the market. Now because fans need their fix.

Why would I? That only proves this thread is control damage by some shill making up fake numbers to make up pof that denuvo fiasco in EGS. Which is even worse than what I originally thought lol.

Seething

well the pc numbers are phenomenal

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T W I T T E R P O S T I N G

HE LEFT THE NAME IN THE SCREENSHOT -- WHAT A MADMAN!

>nba2020 as a competition
How low we have sunken..... we compare trash against trash and act all happy about them

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Branding and the refusal for anybody to shut the fuck up about its constant controversies that are actually acting as free advertising for the game.

Also its a console franchise.

Nba2020 sells millions though

>"massive"
So still no real data.
Thanks for disproving your own point.

>NBA2K20 sells good
If it wasn't proof enough that voting with your wallet has never mattered and the opinion of the mainstream is equivalent to a braindead giraffe than I don't know what else can convince you.

didn't benji said the same with Control las time and flop as fuck??.

and thats the problem, something like that shouldnt be at the top of the charts being the best seller for a month.

Bros , we were supposed to stop epic, what the fuck are you doing, this is not right, stop biuying borderland right now

the console market is much bigger than you think

Whats with this collective hivemind writing? Whats with this "we were defeated oh no steam bros" type of talk? I know its most likely just baiting but its so fucking awful

Seething.

Every time someone posts “OH NO NO NO BROS” in a thread, regardless of the reason, I want to kick them in the testicles so hard they sneeze sperm permanently thereafter.

We lost dudes, time to accept this. Sell your steam account while you still can

its always the same slogans over and over again, im not one believing the NPC thing, but many people here sure lack any kind of independent thoughts and just vomit out what they see

Filter the words "oh no" and "bros" and the board quality skyrockets

You don't get it do you? How it feels to be part of something bigger than yourselves? We worked tirelessly at the expense of both personal hygiene and dignity to make sure Epic Games would fail their unjust quest to give Steam some competition and we fucking lost. Until you've truly put your heart and soul into something, put it all on the line, only to see it crumble can you know how we feel now that Borderlands 3 is a huge success and our efforts were proven futile. We weren't even close and the shame we feel is immense. But at least we dared to try. What did you do for gaming lately?

I'm still not gonna play it or pirate it.
Enjoy your shit game, Randy cocksuckers.

Fuck... this is impossible...

does this tweet imply that there are people out there who care about nba of all things?

I'm not shocked?

The "humor" and "writing" in Borderlands mostly sucks shit but 1 and 2 were pretty fun to me. Not Gearbox's fault they're one of the only people who can get this type of game right in spite of Randy being in charge.

If you are part of "something bigger than yourself" that just mean you are being led by someone.
We dont know borderlands is success or not, but its most likely will not effect steam at all.
Your way of talking sounds like a lowlife fanatic who's life went awry years ago and trying to justify himself in a pathetic sqabble to feel important, but I know you are just baiting

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user 0*2 is still 0

It's literally one or two schizos doing this in every thread on the subject (and many other subjects have their schizos too, probably often overlapping). It's all they do all day. Nobody else wastes time just copy/pasting the same threads and samefagging the same replies for months.
It's the flaw of Yea Forums now that it's popular enough that people don't instantly recognize and shun the schizos. A single dedicated "person" with a lot of free time and mental illness can single-handedly shit on an entire board for years just by lazily spamming the same threads and replies throughout their day.

Yes, I know your kind. In fact, I've pretty much been you most of my life. Doing nothing but criticise others for trying; how they don't do it right or how they shouldn't try because one person doesn't matter. But then I took a hard look at myself, as you should know, and told me that was a bunch of bullshit. Instead of always thinking about what others do wrong I asked myself what do *I* do? With that clarity came the courage to join others like me ready to take action, people who were tired of being pussies hiding behind feign rationality. Even if we now lay defeated having to reevaluate our plan and perhaps even our goal one thing is for sure: we got crushed together and that means something even if it admittedly was overall a total failure.

Cope
Seethe
Dilate
Incel
Etc

Because we don't have any other relevant AAAs coming out.

Not him but hey at least you put some effort in your retarded falseflagging, must be more entertaining to you than spamming the same replies all day like some "people"

This.

Oh god, I cant even react properly for something this retarded and delusional. And you wrote a whole paragraph too in this "im holier than you" preacher way. Go fuck a cactus defender of the steam storefront

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OH NO NO NO BROS AHAHAHAHAHAHA CONTROL DID WORSE THAN ASTRAL CHAIN

wait what are we shitposting about?

No lie, I bought 60 copies because of a single thread I made a few months back where 60 people whined about Epic. Blow me. Enjoy your drm chunk store since you care about launchers more than games

go back to reppit

/r/ing "go ahead lad this ones on me" dog edit pls

OH NO NO BROS HOW COULD WE LET THIS HAPPEN

>Competing with nba retards
kek

Reddit cant be as bad as you, thats for sure buddy.

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HA HA HA OH NO BROS AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Imagine getting baited by something so obvious
Imagine thinking for even a second he is being serious

Yea Forums is very much like reddit or twitter or youtube, it's just faggots repeating shit other faggots are saying

WTF
BRO
NO
STOP

Your post belongs there, you first.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP SPENDING YOUR MONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SOMEONE STOP HIM

OH NO NO NO NO NO BROS HOW COULD HE GET BAITED SO HARD

you're all retarded, imagine falling for this bait. how long have you even been here you fucking mongoloids.

it's obvious they're just joking around for fuck sake what angry person would make a post like "oh no we lost what do we do know".
Cheer up faggots

It's a meme you fucking dip. People on here and Reddit are so fucking invested in Epic Store failing that they go through mental gymnastics to talk about how for some reason Epic buying exclusives stops people from wanting to play Metro, or autism simulators like Satisfactory, or Borderlands games. In order for Epic's store to fail it requires two things:

1. The number of people who are so upset about Epic stealing games are upset enough that they won't buy the games on Epic OR on Steam when they release, because they still fucking get your money.
2. That number of people who refuse to buy on Steam/Epic is enough to make a dent in revenue that beats out Epic giving devs 18% more money on each copy sold

If both number 1 and 2 are true then Epic's done for. But seeing as how sales are pretty good on Epic's store (World War Z sells 250k in its first week, Satisfactory 500k after a few months, Borderlands 3 has at least 200k concurrent players compared to Borderlands 2's highest, which was helped along with a free weekend/free DLC), then Borderlands 3 is doing pretty well without Steam. And they still get a bunch of people who are going to play it on Steam when the game comes out.

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I want to rape that faggot looking girl on the right to death

I know its most likely bait, but I just want to see something..... original. Creative, constructive.
Instead I see this same thing over and over again,

>no idea how it's doing on Epic Game Store
Isn't that just like how they didn't want to talk about Metro Exodus sales on EGS?

Don't be alarmed, but unironically casual tastes.
I was hanging with a group of friends when we decided to set up several PS3s for BL2 co op some years ago.
We had this really butthurt faggot friend (still a good guy) who didn't like any of us talking shit about the writing, especially the serious moments of BL2.
He was also the only person to laugh at every moment of dialogue, even when it wasn't supposed to be really funny.

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she tries to get laid but everybody she tries to fuck dies within seconds.

did you even read your screencap?

Why? She have cunt rot?