What are some of the most popular video game conventions currently going...

>posing with a bunch of girls that gets fucked by other men 1000 times per week
>"chad"

You merely adopted the coom

He was born in it

Truly based

The UBERCOOMENSCHEN

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being a pornstar might be weird as fuck huh, imagine having to respond to people like this normally

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What's the porn version of a kinoseur?

this guy looks like a psychopath

chad is more than sax

Looks can be deceiving. Guy probably has a heart of gold.

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>The UBERCOOMENSCHEN
why is this funny
it sfucking retarded

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>tfw all it takes to be a male pornstar is having a huge dick, you can even be ugly and bald no one will care but I'm only 6.5 inches
it's not fair bros

imdb.com/user/ur1287548

So this is what a gamer looks like.

He is an insanely nice guy from what I can see on his Twitter. A bit simple and naive, but a nice guy.

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And he got to touch Adriana Chechik's butt...

Cum󠛡brain is embarrassed of it and in denial
Coomer embraces it

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Holy fuck my drink

That isn't just a touch, you can see he's digging his fingers in and sampling the texture also

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Did he find out about this picture and feel the need to make the OP picture?

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Seeing just how many picture he has with the absolute same frozen slasher smile expression I'm guessing not

Thats just a giant add. Adult expos have walls like that all over. Doesnt mean he was on line for blacked

>Just a creepy as fuck looking face with an admittedly weird hobby
>Is actually pretty damn nice

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I know everyone focuses on the bald guy but why is Junji Ito there?

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Agent 47?

>Adult expos
Is that really a thing? What the fuck do you even do in one of those?

Agent 69*

>weird hobby

You can bet people that obsess over pornstars are all creeps that no honest upstanding person would want to deal with.

Man this dude has pure Russian genes

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To be fair his twitter timeline is mostly filled with sport shit first and porn stars second.

>his hobby is taking selfies with literal sluts at porn conventions
>has never hover handed in his entire life

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Get goods, meet pornstars, see show premiere and what not.
I know it sounds weird but it's basically a porn festival, and porn have its share amount of fans.

Looking for new inspirations for horror.

It's like comiket but for /gif/fags

>found out I live in the same town as this guy
Should I be worried?

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who is taking the pictures?

>tfw porn addiction

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He looks like the Yellow Bastard

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whys this bitch look like Mr. Bean?

Nah look at his twitter, his creepy apparence is just that, an apparence.

You'll understand when you're older

He's absolutely based, he probably got asked what his hobbies were on a job interview, realized masturbation is his hobby, and embraced his passion for it

Der Gamer

If you have a premium subscription to some of the sites, you get a vip wristband that lets you join in on filmed vip gangbangs with some of the girls for that particar porn site.

Ever wondered why the majority of porn gangbangs have dudes standing in line wearing wristbands?

That's why

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why doesn't he just become a porn actor?

>Ever wondered why the majority of porn gangbangs have dudes standing in line wearing wristbands?
To be honest, no, I don't look at the dudes' wrists.

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we need to make a kickstarter and raise money so this BASED COOMER can fuck all these bitches

i'll gladly put in 10$

They don't exist

Says here you like "COOOMIN" can you elaborate

What an absolute legend.

>MC has a redemption arc
So is this guy actually based and not a weirdo at all?

he even has a son

I'M.......AH......I'M COMMAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHHH

Pretty much. He's a bit simple and naive but he is based

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I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
I CLENCH MY FISTS AND BEAT IT

Every guy that goes at porn conventions has problems,it only depends which problems.

Hes definitely weird but he owns the fuck out of it.

What a lad

kek

>he doesn't look at dude's wrists in porn videos whilst jacking off

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feels like he's embracing it which is pretty nice actually

Pornstars are just as mentally damaged. It's probably seen as normal banter to them.

>oy vey

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Why are the best Yea Forums threads always off topic?

Him and about 5000 other men.

Christ, he's so creepy

Just go to a brothel, skip the extra steps.

This dude has never once cleared his history in his life

He looks like one for sure. Being bald is the first step

>Whilst

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Holy shit I see it.

You also have to take and deal a lot of gay dick to get to the point of fucking women in the industry too
Being a pornstar must be awful for both men and women

he would look like a turbo chad with a huge beard and some clothes that dont look horrible

google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/ev3exk/fuckafan-is-the-porn-trend-thats-exactly-what-it-sounds-like

>One performer I spoke to, who asked to remain nameless, explained how she did #FuckAFan in November. As a newcomer to the porn industry looking to build a following, she was curious to see how it would go. She charged £50 [$64] per ticket, and limited the competition to ten entrants. Over private messages, she told would-be entrants that they needed to be able to demonstrate good standing on Adultwork—an escorting platform that works on an Airbnb-style system of trusted reviews. One of the men who entered the competition was Roddy, who spoke with me on Twitter.

>"I was delighted when I won," he told me over private message, explaining that he’d been following the performer on social media for months beforehand.

>He directed me to her account on OnlyFans (essentially a pay-for-play Snapchat where followers receive explicit updates from their chosen performers), where I could see a video of him receiving a blowjob—although, at his request, Roddy's face doesn't appear in the video.

Times have evolved since that article was written and you can fuck your fave porn star if you party for the yearly premium subscription to their content

>oy vey

So? Highly sexual women are hot.

I'd rather marry her than some frigid virgin.

What kind of video games do you think he plays?

And not you.

who's she?

My sides

based coomcuck

Stay on topic and

I wish i could fuck Lelu Love but all of her scenes are with her bf

>just watches MCU and Rick and Morty
>unironically pays for porn and even tweets at his favorite pornstars every morning
>entire life revolves around meeting his favorite pornstars every year at conventions
jesus

Xbox one games and RDR2 according to his twitter

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He doesn't play videogames since he's too busy to COM on 3DPD porn

so are we just memeing on this lad because he looks funny?

She has done fuck a fan events before

went to a strip club in Canada and you can touch the girls anywhere, it was amazing
best video game of all time is Contra 3 btw

>pay to watch porn
>you get to fuck the pornstars too
GENIUS
YOU GET TO FAP AND FUCK WHORES
HOW BASED
>pornhub has deposited $0.10 into your account

yes. i look weird too and you would all put me in memes if i posted a picture of myself

coomer fucking made it

Also because he is a porn addict

her ass isn't anything special, what makes her great is the insane deepthroating

>can someone explain the meme to me, reddit?

>Britney Amber always takes time to pose with him
>Britney even replies to him on twitter and says he’s happy to see familiar faces at every con
>his favorite pornstar is still Alix Lynx
FAPZONED ONCE AGAIN

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>YOU GET TO FAP AND FUCK WHORES
>HOW BASED
this but unironically

>spermbrainers trying to meme him into a """"chad""""
kek

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Can you pay to fuck a porn star that you meet at those conventions

pretty sure they screen the fuck out of the people they chose though.

That's it I'm not masturbating to porn ever again.

He touched a female leg,now he can coom even better

Pornstars are like 6/10 if not less in the scale of hotness,actual whores at the same price point are 7 and up.

It started out that way but he is 100% our guy after reading his twitter

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Did he lose his eyebrows in Iraq?

>Fag who takes memes too seriously can't detect irony

Can you fuck a pornstar on these expos?

i have to wonder what this guy does for a living if his workplace doesnt care that he posts pictures of himself with pornstars on twitter

kek, you have to post it now

who takes these pictures? does he also have coomer friends?

>6.5 inches
I know thats about average but my dick is 8 inches and even I feel like it's small sometimes. Porn really does warp the mind

>yfw this guy gets propelled into full on meme status and gets invited into starring in one of the vids himself

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He's a role model for us. We could be interacting with those porn stars.

A fan that tweeted Remy LaCroix ended up marrying her. Imagine having a wife that'd take it up the but every damn day.

lmao look at his head. biggest gamer of all

Target nightshift.

NOOOO STOP CHEATING ON ME JASON

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You'd get more luck just paying for an escort user
Lots of former pornstars become escorts when they get tired of getting nigger dick in the ass

what’s his porn name gonna be? agent 69?

imagine marrying a pornstar and being a literal cuck

He came so much he lost all his hair because it dried out

>the coomer meme is real

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it's a fucking meme you actual autist. stop being so serious about everything and have some fun

only chads like BLACKED, there's a reason why so many cucked incels here hate it

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megabased

how do I achieve the goblin aesthetic?

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you could have fucked Jessyka Swan for 250€/hour in Frankfurt, Germany some years ago

blizzcon?

Gonna need a source my man. Seems unlikely.

They require you to visit and sti clinic of their choosing and the results get sent to them weeks before they send you the wristband to fuck the porn stars. Bambi blacks explains it pretty well in her fuck a fan videos

i kinda wanna get a fleshlight because i bet it feels good as fuck, but at the same time i feel like the day i get a fleshlight is the day i officially hit rock bottom

>omg meme magic so epic here’s my mfw we did it reddit
>anime reaction image

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Deh coomer

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Another thread devolving into not just e-celebs, but NON GAMING e-celebs, kindly fuck off

We call that Chad privilege

I remember when I was like 10 G4 had like, all-day coverage of a porn convention. I think that was the first time I masturbated to cable TV

Kiss my dick you fat bitch

absolute chad energy. can anyone stop him in his endless quest for cooms?

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>I'm just pretending to be retarded
>*jerks off*

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His funny looks were only the bait to draw you in, and the hook is his whole persona as expressed through his twitter and IMDB. His twitter is full of him wishing a goodnight and goodmorning to porn actresses and photos of him with them. His IMDB has 9,418 reviews, most of them being on pornography. In terms of memeability, he's the whole package.

Name of the chick?

at that point it doesnt really matter because youre able to fuck other girls as well and chances are your pornstar of a wife isnt going to care.

keep cooming
you'll get there eventually

I’m not fat but you are ugly. Kys

Imagine being so low on the humanity scale that you marry a pornstar,that's the lowest kind of woman aside from a drug addict that you can ever interact with and you actually want her for life,like have some dignity.

You can fuck kyrie from German goo girls in her motor home now, bareback and cream pie her for £60 for 25 mins

>fleshlight
>rock bottom
several couples use them for fun, they're pretty vanilla

>and IMDB
very much doubt that was his, it's some old guy

"No!"

>der wojak poster

>because youre able to fuck other girls
not if you are a cuck that marries a porn star

i welcome our new chad coomer overlord

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You can pay to have pictures taken with them and they’ll let you grope them. But probably rich guys can coerce the pornstars to have sex with them.

Legend

what the fuck are you talking about? nobody is serious when they call him chad you actual retard, you're making strawmen
you're actually too autistic to detect a meme

Any idea who these two mattress actresses are?

Jeez, there was no need for you to take that so personally.

>nobody is serious when they call him chad

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smoke that skin wagon

Normal people can too now thanks to social media, it's called fuck a fan.

you do realize that a lot of guys who marry pornstars fuck their wifes friends, right?

you need to watch more porn.

You can’t win this argument because the whole point was to hurt your feelings and you keep replying admitting it worked.

Let me know when Gianna Michaels, Pryia Rai or Sara Jay do a FuckAFan event pls...

you're right, nobody is. he's a living, breathing coomer meme and people are having fun
I'm sorry about your autism

what's it like at coomer conventions?

Damn right I'm upset. Heart beating faster, lip quivering.

kenzie reeves and alix lynx

Imagine asking a porn star if you can smell and kiss her feet haha

I have to imagine they're just like your typical pop culture con except even sadder.

I am thinking of hiring an escort and just get my first time out of the way

being this frail must be exhausting. I suggest horse blinders so you won't accidentally get offended by everything

>I hope you enjoy my vagina immensely
tfw no woman will ever tell you this

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I came in this thread to make fun of him, but he's having the time of his life, doesn't give a shit and enjoying himeself. Fucking super based.

Ah Romi Rain, another gentleman of taste I see

AUDREY BITONI CAN BE MY MOM IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Eh I know some moderately successful people in the military that own them. I score a lot and if I ever deployed I'd probably get one.

I did that. Made me realize how overrated sex is. Enjoyable, but overrated.

Yes reply acting like more of a fag that’ll prove me wrong

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>Gianna Michaels
She'd probably call you small dicked and laugh at you the entire way through, who would want that?

>coomer meme fails

>"BETTER POST THE BALD PORN GUY ALL DAY!"

you people are pathetic,your brains are rotten by pol

Based Johnny Sins has a cuckquean wife who only does lesbian porn and regularly invites girls to get fucked by him. The two are really cute together.

why is my uncle the same age as me? or worse, why is he a nigger?

Whelp, there goes the thread.

coomventions*

yeah you should. he's stealing all the bitches.

Any tips?

>fails
Nah, it's picking up steam on here and Yea Forums

Id be too busy COOMING and sucking her massive milkers

Struck a nerve huh Yea Forumseddit? Truth hurts.

>gianna
If you want to get shamed by her it's ok then lad. Isn't she old already?

O-oh god. I'm just, I'm crying. How could you defeat me so badly. Oh god, internet comments destroying my ego. n-noooooooooo how will I ever recover.

>Gianna
Didn't she quit porn and become an escort?
Just give her money and she'll do the dirty with you

Still can't believe this isn't shopped

Thanks user ;^)

Do it and use adultworkdot com

Use the price filter and proximity filter to find the closest girls to you at the price your willing to pay.

Only see the verified girls

>coomer meme fails
what the fuck are you talking about? it's being spammed daily, this is just the latest evolution
>/pol/ our of nowhere
???

BASED

Where you from? Depending on your location it can be easy as fuck or hard

hot juliaxxx for me
god she has the perfect body but like 2 good porn videos

>no u
ebic

You forgot to say /s

Now how will all of our reddit bros know you’re only pretending to be butt devastated?

Who are you cooming to tonight? For me, it's
>Proxy Paige
>Anna Blaze
>Hazel Moore
>Charlotte Sartre
>Dee Williams

i imagine for a lot of normies that company is just like other porn companies, they don't get triggered by it because they're black.

>posts bald porn guy
>bald porn guy becomes a chad porn guy
I love when it backfires

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blessed thread

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Der Coom Kaiser

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Does Havana Ginger fuck her fans

I NEED TO SUCK THOSE GIANT CHOCOLATE NIPPLES

Lol this guy looks like a member of the Waffen SS

Undress and dress slowly, pay for more time than you need and get lots of missing and naked body to body contact before sex. If youre extra nervous, ask for a 15 min massage before the sex. I'd pay for an hour and take it really really slow and just enjoy it

>tfw you keep yourself to a niche porn fetish and never come out so you have no idea who these pornstars everyone mentions are

Damn, you got me.

probably a member of socoom

Absolutely based

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>backfires
I don't understand why you guys have the impression that this is some meme war. it's just a fun meme, nothing more or less

He looks like one of those nearly chechen red soldiers that fought for Russia in WW2

wahl deep tissue massager. Cheaper than a fleshlight and people probably won't judge you for buying one

Masquerade vioaltion

absolutely based coomer

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there's a rhodok about to reach the apex of his siege ladder in the back
this picture is odd in many ways

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Actually the opposite. Did you ever see pictures of Waffen-SS soldiers?

Yea Forums meetup when?

Is it easy to get touchy with these sluts on this sort of conventions?

Someone post the agent 47 edit

Brain of cum, heart of gold

Based, I was hoping someone would make this

What’s your fetish Yea Forums?

if you spend yeah

How does it feel to be on the losing side of meme wars?

>Gianna Michaels

Absolutely FUCKING based, but hasn't she aged poorly?

If you aren't an autistic hambeast, yes

Shemales

females

hopefully soon, im have to coom

South america. Thinking on hiring this whore m.planetaescort.cl/ficha/index/6488?origen=1#ficha-vista2

Seems real.

Enemas, eye cumshots, double anal, rimjobs

>that woman behind him
>guy in the background wearing what looks like bunny ears

Do it, getting it out of your system helps a lot and makes you much less of a sperg with women

Everyone in porn ages horribly

>doubling down and not giving any explanation
what side am I even on? are you schizophrenic?

clothed and nose
vagina unironically turns me off

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>kyrie from German goo girls

Not even a google search shows photos of her. How can she charge so much?

having pulse

The thing is you gotta realize not every vagina and dick is the same. I've only fucked a handful of women in my life but one of them was way better than the others. I thought sex was overrated too until I actually fucked that specific one and then I never wanted to stop having sex. Sex isn't overrated. It's just that most sex you have is like a 6/10 when with the right person it could be 10/10

Think I'll go to the local club and fuck a stripper tonight.

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based guv, hope he gets to fuck his favourites for real

Only use adultwork my dude, do not use other sites, you will end up getting scammed or over paying by 200 bucks

tit-fetishits here

>This thread.

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I can't breathe oh fuck

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creampies and impreg

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tall girls

>tfw Elsa Jean is so close to the perfect girl for me
>tfw the tattoos ruin it but w/e
>tfw she escorts for 2k an hour and you can literally find her agency on Eros

Chrissy Green and Ella Knox

Leisure Suit Larry series

It's like a cosplay convention, only with less whores.

tomboys and reverse traps

Yeah, they have that Germanic smile, sunken eyes, and elongated nose.

this guy, without hair

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I think there's two

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>paying 2000 dollars to fuck a whore
Big time yikes from me, dawg

Sleeping and spandex

>enemas
??? Isn’t that just cleaning shit?

Is actually not that much money my guy. Search cream pie kyrie on xvideos

Happy sex, pixie cuts and tomboys.

Zoey Holloway everyday.

It wasn't that funny mongoloid.

He is an Xbox user

kek

she always looks so depressed in every scene

>I work there, could have saved you 10%

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>he doesn't tie up his gf and make her squirt milk and water out of her ass for his pleasure

That should be Cooman

Gangbangs and bukkake. I also watch almost exclusively amateur stuff, so all I really do is watch the same small pool of videos over and over and get a quality new one like once a month.

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Choking and necro roleplay

It's just injecting something up there.

>not hanging out with your fellow coomers

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chikan

Why yes I play only gacha, how could you tell?

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He can be the bargain bin Johnny Sins

>paying 2k for a whore that has sucked more nigger dick than Lisa Lampanelli

Why is this allowed?

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>he thinks sex as a job is the same as sex in a relation/marriage
But not suprising considering you've never had it

Do you watch cumdrinkingwife and her dogging gang bangs and outdoor bukkake?

wow jayztwocents is really into porn

So is basically everyone here, they just don't have the confidence to do something like that

the coompany

Fuck a stripper? Is that possible?

Hitomi was the start of my asian attraction, holy shit she has aged horribly

that's some heavy projection

>over 9000

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Not him but i never get result using adult work. Is the site bugged? I live in nyc i highly doubt there are no sluts here

depends on the $$$

The dudes main hobby is porn, hes definitely a weirdo hes just 100% based about it. A literal c*mbrain

Just see it as way to occasionally fap without abusing your dick so much.

bitches having dildos left right and center is okay, but a man getting a flesh light hits rock bottom? sure

depends on the country, strip clubs in poland are basically brothels

coomrads

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Does anyone else not like porn anymore? I still like tiddy, but I find myself trying to find older vids from mid 00s-early 10s rather than recent stuff

Why do people feel the need to post porn all the time then?

read the toucan guide and join us, lad. it's fun.

Im 100% vanilla

I can only cum to JOI vids and vids with girls giving BJs

She's one of the few pornstars that actually aged well,why do you think she is still making movies?

he has a whole handful, complete opposite of hover handing

booking my flight now.

Very possible with money and a dark private room.

obviously not his, this guy interviewed jazz musicians in the 80s/90s.

You're on the blacklist my dude

>Is actually not that much money
It actually is. A regular whore over here charges 100€/hour and that goes for really pretty ones from Ukraine or Russia. Also barebacking a whore is the most stupid thing to do.

creampie
nipple penetration
oppai loli
vore
tit vore
cock vore
futa-ball impreg via docking
furry
barafurry sometimes
traps (2D ONLY)
robots
BESTiality
essence drain or absorption
shortstacks

not sure if its a fetish but just really comfy looking pics like two people spooning on a rainy day.Lo-fi chill R34 is probably the closest thing I can think of calling it

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Whats that mean and how did i get there

Depends on what kind of porn

he looks like the evil version of johnny sins

>EVERYONE posts porn on Yea Forums

Everyone I liked has retired or messed up their themselves via surgery (Looking at you Jessa Rhodes & Nichole Aniston)

So yeah, just the older stuff for me rn

>futa-ball impreg via docking
My nigger

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Coomposting aside, anyone going to EGX?

Johnny Sin(ner)

I just jack off to my own imagination at this point.

Advanced levels of coomdom

johnny cooms

I like watching people die

never EVER walk into a polish stripclub. they will drug you and rob you, speaking from experience

>necro role play
What even is that? Post an example.

Well you have the point. saddly

Nah, she's not attractive to me. Plus it's barely amateur when she has her own brand and website. I mean amateur as in actually poorly filmed in someone's home or hotel room.

It doesn't work in USA for some reason as of a couple months ago. It still works in Europe and UK tho

video games

what is Jack doing at a porn convention

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Big tits sell
If anyone was looking at her face now and comparing it to her 15 years ago, they'd see what I see

AIDSMoby*

isn't this the dude from that Blacked image? Wow, hes really dedicated about stoking his cock isn't he? based coomer

Could i use a proxy to find whores near me or no? Whats my alternative

i was in krawow years ago, there are women everywhere at evenings during weekends trying to force you to come with them to bars and strip joints etc, crazy place.

you are all whore worshipping pathetic losers and i am objectively better than you

he is gonna do it

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I’ve been to a strip club by me in Ohio and a stripper was kind of drunk and out of it, and asked me if I wanted to go to the dressing room. We talked on Instagram after since she gave me her name, but I don’t think it would ever lead to sex.

I just Google image search insta thots. Often I don't even need visual stimulation at all.

her face was never the attractive thing about her user.

This guy cooms.

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If if people don't post it they gravitate towards the threads. Look how popular this one is.

snuff

frottage

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or krakow

Her face never changed,if anything her tits and body did,she went from being slim,to being slightly chubby (that was her best time) and being slim again with slightly bigger buttocks and probably a cup less.

>get to have sex 3 times with 3 different girls
>we start both kissing
>hard as fuck
>don't know it was possible to be hard like this
>the very moment she undressed I start to lost interest
>when I see bagina I get disgusted and lose diamond
How is this possible? I genuinely don't like vagina but I'm into girls at the same time. I'm gay?

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Psycho Thriller videos

It still doesn't change that she hasn't aged well

Johnny Virtues

oh look, edgy zoomers

Yes, try sucking some cock

Are there Pornstar Celebs anymore? Last ones I even remember, whether they were overrated or not, was Jenna Jameson, the lady who does video game voice overs now, and that Red-head who doesn't fuck around with what guys want/is very enthusiastic. And that was a decade ago.

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same in sopot, just steer clear of them

If you're not jerking off on omegle you haven't hit rock bottom

Officially-sanctioned adaptations of mainstream content targeted at teenagers with split-second nudity that you have to hunt for frame by frame.
this is basically the only movie I can fap to.
jk but it's up there

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Bondage, creampie, height difference, Pantyhose, flexibility, machines

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Fucking furfag

Based futabro

if you actually want to fuck a stripper you'd have to do it then and there, don't initiate a relationship or something. purely an exchange for a service, like a prostitute. did it once in denmark. she was up for it, i paid, done deal.

Not at all, at best they will give you there number, it never leads to anything though. They just talk to you and act into you in hopes you buy them drinks or a lap dance for them. They get bonuses off that shit.

>her face never changed
this is your brain on coom
She didnt used to have to cover herself in 6 layers of makeup to look attractive

they do that in london too. at least it's cheaper out there.

fuck a japanese girl, they are censored

this is a coomer meme thread, not a porn thread. it's dedicated to some bald fuck

Quit watching around the time of my divorce. It seemed like you couldn't get away from Tanner Mayes back then. fuck I'm old

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Post "that line" from the doujin

>moment she undressed
thats where you're losing your boner
speaking from experience here, if you let your girl undress herself, you're a dumby
take her clothes off yourself and I promise you, your dick will remain hard as a rock

Eh I mean some vaginas can look pretty fucked. Some dicks too. Especially the ones that curve really hard to the right or left. That feeling will likely go away as you have more sex with that person

in like 3.5 billion

well the industry is so different now, no huge productions anymore, just gonzo and simple scenes purely for streaming. plus the new girls are spent within a few years it seems.

Extremely possible.

Just make sure you don't fuck her for 7 months, end up talking about your hopes and dreams, and then she end's up relapsing into her previous drugs she had prior to you meeting her and helping her get clean.

Haha that would really suck. It would suck even more if she had a kid and it kinda looked like you and you cant reach her because because she never checks her facebook and no one you know has her phone number.

haha yeah that would suck

>perfect girl
her nose is hideous

Sorry I don't subscribe to your shit vanilla missionary garbage

popped collar.
it's hard to get anything but RE has been going there a few times for some reason.

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Your show ended on a shitty note Barney

> plus the new girls are spent within a few years it seems.
incest and blacked has it's effect on even the most degenerate of whores

The only looks evil because his forehead is not just absolutely massive upwards but it is also literally so prominent that it throws a shadow at his eyes

That sure does sound like a horrible experience, good thing it's just an exaggerated hypothetical.

Haha

>snuff
>zoomers
???

thanks man

>NO STOPPING

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MY NAME IS MUDDDD

Exhibitionism

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Johnny Prays.

Last time I was in London I jokingly told my friend "Let's go to the stripclub", then some random foreign black guy walked up to us and asked "you guys looking for stripclub?" He was probably pimping so we declined his offer.

How did you bring it up? Or did she mention it in someway?

I came here to coom, not to be sad...

Formerly Chuck's

Mindbreak and bisexual threesomes with a manly man, a trap and a woman

Haha yeah.
Haha

This. They are thrown into interracial/gangbang/dp scenes from the beginning and are forgotten very quickly thereafter.
Previously pornstars would wait for the right offer until doing such scenes and thus keeping the interest in themselves high. imo, amongst the younger pornstars, Riley Reid is the last who managed some kind of celebrity status.

This is your brain on having no neurons at all.
She always used makeup,the difference is what kind she used.

how do i meet a porn star, Yea Forums?

I've thought about doing that with Tory Lane since she was my first fap but she would probably get weirded out at me since I only really enjoy her obscure fetish videos

How come you don't get filtered? Wasn't it gamer that got filtered? Gamer.

Corruption really turns me on for some fucking reason
Pantyhose always manages to me go diamonds
Goths are great when they're not fag piggus.

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Mia Khalifa got very famous though she certainly dethroned Riley

Nah. Porn Stars aren't mentally damaged they just like controlling the mentally damaged. They have armies under their control. God help us all if they all unite under one banner.

Whatever happened to Kitty?

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There are some legit ones (the big name ones) but if they have a tout trying to get you to go to theirs, chances are it's a rip-off joint and they're looking to rob you. I knew someone who had this happen to them and they had to fight their way out of being forced to pay for some extremely overpriced drinks.

Why do you want to meet her? Think about it

Since that adultwork doesn’t work in the US, how do I find a legit escort site without getting arrested by a cop pretending to be a girl?

I did this too. Tits feel amazing, I suggest taking your time before penetration. Rub your cock against her ass, suck her tits, touch her body as much as you can but don't do any gross shit such as cunnilingus

Early Dorcel movies, German porn, that's where the kino is.

Modern shit is only good if it comes from Russia, like Wowporn and Ultrafilms.

are they related?

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about the same timeframe though. can you name somenoe famous from the last few years?

Craigslist and locanto, that's all you need. Don't go to any other site unless you're rich with some very specific fetishes

a guy i knew went to that place before, he told me some of the girls there did it. i got a lap dance from a girl that seemed a little crazy so i asked her about a blowjob later, when there were few people around. told me she'd think about it, i hung around until she was done and then walked up, she said alright. talked her into coming to my place where i asked for sex too and she said alright.
don't think they ever bring it up themselves because the club might not like it.

I wish I could offer Riley Reid enough to go on a date with me so I could savagely beat her to death.

reluctant

pleasure-seeker.com/best-hookup-sites/sites-like-backpage/

I love meeting young nerdy girl next door types at college or online and being the first much older guy they've fucked/sucked.

I get to be a lot of their firsts like public car sex, camming, taking pics/video, doing meth, Daddy Talk, rape, slapping and choking.

Pic related was my absolute favorite.

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too bad only handful of artists know how to make good use of pantyhose

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>Grey read books to children
>Riley did that god awful rap song
>Khalifa tried to be a twitch streamer and a wrestler
I wonder who the next big pornstar will be

Feels good, man. Worth.

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I'm going to be a 33 year old virgin forever

i liked this one but she quit because she couldn't take the abuse from some kink site. eh.

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What went wrong in this man's life to become like this?

>she always used makeup
whoa no way?
it's almost like she needed to use more and more every year she kept fucking people to cover up her increasing number of wrinkles and crow's feet

/thread
(Although EGX is clearly the odd one out.)

How are we still here 420 replies later?

I think you mean what went right

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I doubt she would agree on that

All serial killers appear nice and friendly, till they get stabby and dance around, while wearing your freshly flayed skin.

anyone knows name of girl?

This man must be protected at all costs

YOU
JUST
KNOW

nah
next year you'll be a 34 year old virgin

The jannies have been converted to coomerism

this, at least.

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honestly he's more chad than 'my wife let me buy switch' g*mers

Someone ask him if he likes 2D

Nice work. How much was it exactly?

You fucked that qt?

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No
He'll be a 34 year old coomer

kek that sounds fucked up but still based

>tfw no Fuck A Fan with Proxy Paige

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we know who took out August Ames now

Details, please. Also what’s your secret to doing this?

HD porn ruined me

That is true for every woman but you saying that she didn't use it in the early stages of her career is delusional.

What the fuck is futa ball impregging via dock?

>doing meth
I was with you until there

New pornstars sign contracts to do a lot of videos in a short amount of time. Like literally a lot. Most of the videos you see of new pornstars are delayed releases which can last for years but all of them are done in a month. Sometimes these retards don't even know what they are signing so they don't realize they will get blacked.
Example: Mia Khalifa only did porn for a few months but she somehow have new videos for at least a couple of years.

>has been attending conventions at least for as long as red-eye removal wasn't commonplace

based finnish bvll

somewhere around 150 in $ i guess for both.
not exactly proud of this but i was so fucking depressed and desperate back then, she was kinda nice too.

Fucking virgin's believing everything you read it's a LARP fucking hell

A porn convention would make for a pretty interesting level, desu

>thick thighs and ass
>fit tomboy
>emo/goth/alt chicks
>yoga pants, lingerie and thigh high socks
>feet
>pubic hair
>androgynous boy(female) and girl(male)
>dark skin/ebony
>tanline
>glasses
>navel

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Man, Jason isn't only based as fuck but he's a super nice guy.

Plus he seems genuinely happy.

He's living the dream.

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You don't even know what LARP means you fucking retard. Go back.

Pretty sure I never said she never used makeup
>She didnt used to have to cover herself in 6 layers of makeup to look attractive

These were my exact words
She DID not use remotely near as much makeup as she has to now

He should've just became a mass shooter instead of a porn addict, at least people would respect him

What's so strange? Consumerism it's literally the same, porn, games, food, music. Whenever you aren't creating shit, you are a simpleton.

Why is there a picture of colonel sanders in the background?

Imagine poison sticking her cock down Chun-Li's bulging cock and asseting dominance by pumping her nuts full of coom and then her sperm attacks and impregnates chunners sperm the same way it would a females egg.

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now this is epic

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Yep, met her in my anthropology class at college. Her name is Elizabeth and she plays WOW.

Fun fact: She tried to kill herself once by drinking Chinese jewelry cleaner she ordered online.

>doing meth

Sup Walt

flick the bean

>9k+ reviews
Holy shit lol

I really wonder what these pornstars think of meeting guys like Jason on conventions. Isn't it kind of sad that your most dedicated fans, those that actually are willing to pay for your videos and are going to conventions, are at the absolute bottom of society while you yourself are considered a celebrity and are making top dollar?

Why are defective people so hot

I hate that feel bro

my brother

>thanks for cumming to my show

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The juxtaposition of these beautiful women against these coomers is disturbing

The Coomer isn't some cuck who cares about other people's respect. The Coomer has only one thing on his mind.

What happened to Faye Reagan?

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she looks like she fucks dogs

this is coomerkino after coomer has a relapse

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who is pushing the c**mer thing?

remember her warts?

Doubt they care at all it as long as they don't smell or grab without asking.

She was in one of my classes and actually came up to me one day as I was walking to the parking lot. She asked me if I wanted to go to the movies and I said sure.

I was 30 at the time and she was 21.

LMAO

Craigslist how? They removed personals

MFM

>Having such fragile masculinity that you resort to insulting people by throwing the word Cuck around completely out of context

I swear, you faggots are getting to the point where you're going to start claiming that if you marry a girl who's even masturbated before you're a Cuckold. Besides, it's her own fucking body, she can do whatever she wants with it. If you don't accept this and let go of your fragile possessive masculine ego, you're never going to make any relationship last more than 2 weeks.

Trannies and other degenerates from Discord

I want her to do an anal scene so bad, this fucking whore sucks old man's dick but won't take it in the ass REEEEEEEEEEEE

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What went right in your life for you to not become like this?

That BTS with Rocco where she's sitting on the toilet talking about being fisted and pissed on by her bf is the GOAT

are there any more like this?

It's just a meme you dip

What a chad

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She fucks methhead old men it doesn't sound too unrealistic

idk but I'm just glad we don't have to see her onionman boyfriend anymore.

Jesus, she was so small back then

In grorious nippon it is called thanksgivings

The middle one is Ranger, he's a Great Dane/Pitbull mix. You know that knot is huge.

He's her with short hair.

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STD's probably

Just saying "corruption and online roleplaying" would have been simpler, user.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ykxcdp6-2kE

haha holy shit a bit too close to home? I can tell from your language you're a resetranny tourist too lmao

are you me

except feet, dark skin, and whatever the fuck navel is

Her ex-boyfriend (Dane Cross) said she got addicted to hard drugs and spiraled out of control

how did we get to 500 replies?

where do i sign to make this a reality, not even memeing?

everyone of us has a piece of him inside of them, we are just too afraid and hide it from society, but this man embraces it and he should get rewarded for this courageous display of honestly. I would unironically vote to get this man some hot piece of pornstar ass, because if he fucks, then that means we ALL fuck.

Gamers

Who's going to make the new coomer General thread now that this one has hit its limit?

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Why the fuck are all the college girls "depressed"? Depressed as in they get sad sometimes and think it's the end of the world. YOU LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND YOU GO TO FUCKING COLLEGE. YOU HAVE ACCESS TO ABUNDANT FOOD, WATER, AND DICK. WHAT IS DEPRESSING ABOUT THAT SITUATION? Worst part is that they use that shit for sympathy and attention, while also actually attempting suicide.

There is no secret.

Just talk with confidence and be prepared to get turned down a lot. Its fun but you learn to treat people like garbage and then you wake up one day and wonder why your lonely.

also
>Meth
Its a fucking scourge on the country and I hope that user either goes to rehab or stays away from where I live. Meth is fucking atrocious.

Mods sleeping, should've seen the Police thread earlier

Pretty much everyone is addicted to porn in some form or another, user. It's literally basic human nature to seek sexual gratification, the only difference is that now porn is more accessible than ever. To pretend you're above porn is to deny your basic human urges, which technically makes you the abnormal freak who doesn't fit in with the rest of society.

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she walks the streets of vegas, literally.
wouldn't be surprised if she's underground with jenni lee.