"How about another joke, Murray?"

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>"What do you get, when you cross a mentally ill loner, with a society that abandons them, and treats them like trash!"
>"I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GET. YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!"
>Murders Robert DeNiro on live television

They sell t-shirts with this character for little kids at Wal-Mart, how the hell did they get away with this?

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Looking forward to buy one ticket for this at my local cinema, after watching detective pikachu alone I don't think it can get any lower.

incels deserve to be treated like trash because they're violent and shoot people

SOCIETY

>What do you get when you cross a famous actor and his mixed race kids with a society that glorifies miscegenation and brainwash it's people?

"We're sorry to interrupt your visit to our Kinoplex to watch "Joker", however an unfortunate incident has occurred. It seems by accident we sold a ticket to a single patron, violating our strict "no singles" policy. Please all couples and group patrons exit the kinoplex so our armed security can remove the incel from the premises."

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Did Deniro bother to tell anybody that this movie looks a lot like The King of Comedy?

leave DeNiro alone. If he wants to impregnate apeish looking black women he's earned the right to by being a master of kino. He was in Godfather 2 for fuck's sake.

I prefer to go alone and when its dead.
Sometimes I get an entire viewing to myself.
If the theater is more than half full I get a refund.

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that's some genuinely fantastic acting

the little dance after he shoots him a second time gets me every time

it's this sort of neurotic acting that makes Phoenix a pure genius. He probably watched actual murder footage, the way he stares and laughs at the body while trembling and then seemingly can't decide whether to turn the other way or to shoot him again, it's all so realistic it borders on looking like real snuff footage. Also love how the murder is shown from the perspective of the camera's filming the show, to make it seem like you are watching a murder on a live broadcast show.

He knows
Who is this beauty?

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The acting is great but the dialogue is terrible

>Somebody was killed because of what you did today
>[laughs and nods]
>I know

Unironically 10/10 acting.

a very quick tzuyu moving at incredibly hihg speeds

This is a really good clip, but is that like, the ending? Or does it keep going from there?
If it just cuts to credits after that, that's lame.

I thought so. Thank you, once user.

>Hey user, I see you are here for the Joker movie! Would you like some 5.56 mags with the popcorn?

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>hold my oscar

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fuck you i wanted to see this

They don't sell Joaquin Joker tshirts for kids.

No thanks Robert, I already carry my own.

Stay safe.

OH SHIT DAWG I SURE DO LOVE THEM VIDEA GAMES!!!

I thought I was on Yea Forums for a second when I saw the thread.

d o n t c o m e t o s c h o o l t o m o r r o w

Hope this movie will make guys with long hair get a haircut.

>"What do you get, when you cross a facebook meme, with an industry in decline, that churns out nothing but trash!"
>"I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GET. YOU A STANDING OVATION AT THE PALME D'OR FESTIVAL IN VENICE!"
>Kills cinema on Netflix Prime
>Murders Robert DeNiro on live television

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I swear this movie will double the amount of mass shooting in burgerland for a year
only true kino is able to create real life kino

Why are Yea Forums memes so much better?

Can Yea Forums predict how many shootings?

DUUUUUUUH IM SUCH A FUCKING RETARD AUTIST I CANT IGNORE OFF TPIC THREADS
DUUUUUUHHH I HAVE TO LET EVERYONE KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT WHAT I DONT LIKE
DUUUUHHHHHH MY ENTIRE LIFE REVOLVES AROUND Yea Forums

Joker is gamer culture my friend.

you still can loser

spoilers never ruin a movie unless the film's enjoyment itself entirely continges on some twist or plot event and loses all appeal once you know the big secret. true kino is eternally glorious no matter how many times you watch it, because the entirety of the work is masterful.

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Tick tock journos

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for some reason it bothers me that the joker is saying "fucking", not a purity fag or anything like that, the same thing happened in dmc5 with dante saying "bad words"

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they need to stop trying to ape heath ledger joker.

actual original content (even if derivative) instead of wojaks with differently colored hats

holy shit op here

I just realized now that I wasn't posting on Yea Forums. My bad guys but enjoy the thread while it lasts I guess.

Also check out this kino dancing

streamable.com/0doc3

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This is essentially DmC though
It ticks all the fucking marks

With the difference that i can't feel ashamed for having seeing Detective Pikachu alone.

Why is he so cute lads?
streamable.com/ibxse

That's likely the entire point of casting Deniro to begin with

BRAZILIAN CRIME RATES
FACT!

Does Joker still get raped in this version or was that just the original scripts?

i'm not gonna watch this in cinema because i'm scared of getting shot
spoil me the ending

liberals deserve to be treated like trash because they're not human

I heard they changed it to him simply being abused when he was a kid.

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>thought this was peak incel kino
>he's actually acting like a tranny

He meets Batman and falls into the chemical vat

What are some times when you behaved like the Joker, Yea Forums?

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>"What do you get
WHEN YOU CROSS AN OWL WITH A BUNGEE CORD?!

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What is the morale of the story?

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You know the rules

Makes sense, trannies are the biggest incels.
Most trannies are just virgins who can't get a girlfriend that is like their waifu, so they "become" the waifu.

Don't mess with gamers

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>tfw legitimately afraid of seeing this in theaters in case some incel decides to shoot up the place

There's actually been studies that say your enjoyment of something can actually increase after it's been spoiled for you. Because once you know the major story beats, your brain isn't putting resources to paying attention and you can just enjoy the ride better

Unironically this

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Uhhhh, ROBERT, SHE'S BROUGHT FOOD FROM HOME.

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>When you samefag your thread on the wrong board.

>these scene comes up
>incel screams this line to match Phoenix as he stands up but he starts too early and has to wait a second and repeat it
>struggles to pull out his folding stock compact converted AR15
>goes to start shooting, thumbs the mag release by accident
>everyone is staring at him
>struggles to bend down and search for the mag
>out of sheer panic and confusion a woman starts to snicker
>her boyfriend joins in
>some kids too
>Entire theatre starts to laugh hysterically as the incel drops his weapon and bolts for the door
>he says excuse me as he squeezes through the seats

The journey is always better than the destination.

am i retarded for not getting the punchline?

...

>land of the free
>can't walk around in makeup

That time I half-stalked a girl I liked.

Non capisco perché gli amerigonzi postino questo meme invece di averne uno loro in inglese.

youtu.be/bJODb9bsA4g

GAMERS RISE UP

does it matter? it will always go over the average moviegoer's head

This says a lot about our society....

Current year DC will never be able to top this:
youtube.com/watch?v=QJeIG07wY3A

Why are you burgers so obsessed with everything having to have a moral?

That our disdain for those living on the margins of society ultimately drive them towards violence and insanity as they desperately try to find some meaning and cohesion in this chaotic, terrifying world and that a willingness to acknowledge to darker aspects of ourselves and our culture as a whole will allow us to forge a deeper understanding and thus start healing our broken, battered world?

Or something something entitled to get sex from women, take your pick

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It's funnier when something is in another language but you still understand it.

No. You're supposed to not get the punchline. The punchline is supposed to not make sense. The joke is that you're not supposed to get the joke. The joke is that there IS NO JOKE. That's why it's funny.

Heath Ledger was really the zenith. Then they tried to overshoot it with Jared Leto and fell flat. Joaquin Phoenix is a bit of a scale down from Leto's utter tryhardness and while still cringy, Phoenix's acting carries the whole thing because, well, it's Joaquin Phoenix. The man has chops.

this is so true

They are beating you over the head with it from the first trailer.

incels unironically look up to that cringy clown.
lol

I'd take a million sneedposts over fucking 1000 templates of the same fucking wojak meme over and over.

I'm going on opening day exactly because I might get shot.

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relating to a character isn't the same as looking up to them

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MUH INCELS

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keep laughing and see what happens

Yes, and in fact doctors use that exact scene to determine if a patient does indeed have some legitimate mental deficiency. So if anything, you just saved yourself from a $50 copay

Alright, who's the best Joker?

>What is gay/LGBT pride parades