We all knew that Celeste was pushing a narrative

We all knew that Celeste was pushing a narrative.

We now know what that narrative was.

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>We now know what that narrative was.
doing wall jumps in a pixel indie world?

trannies rule get used to it

We all also know narratives don't matter as long as the gameplay is good, and we are magically not exempt from this rule.

No. Trannies.

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sure whatever
pretty fun game though

The game is not good.

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Some people like a challenge, and some challenges are a test of your precision instead of creativity. Is there a problem with that, user?

Never played the game? Ok

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that's super meat boy, not celeste

how many times must you be embarrass yourself before you stop posting this?

can i get a clown world honk honk edit on that image

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It is moreso about dealing with mental illness rather than sjw shit like homosexuality and trans. Madeline might be trans based on that pic, but she could've also just had short hair as a kid or some stupid shit.

>Mental Illness
>Not covering LGBT issues

As if.

yeah but we might get rule 34 of madeline getting her boypussy thrashed so I'm for it

Dilate: the game

Can Yea Forums go an hour without SEETHING over trannies?
Seriously, why is this board in particular so fucking obsessed with transexuals? Who fucking cares?

I thought it was alright
Not nearly as good as some people said it was.
Platforming feels too tight, meaning its really just precise jumps. No cool skill based movement or cool shit to do.
Just keep doing rooms over and over again
I give it a 7/10
does what it does pretty good
But honestly its bland and boring after a while

Yeah, no shit, we figured out it was pro-life a fucking year ago. Fucking slowpoke motherfucker.

Gee whiz, that is a good question, isn't it? This is this board in particular so obsessed with transexuals? Let's all put on our thinking caps and try to solve this one!

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To think they are supposed to be a very minority, according Yea Forums.

I don't care about trannies or abortions although i will say it does take away from the game giving a reason for the anxiety.

Celeste is pretty good through the A side before becoming pixel perfect jumps and dashes during the B/C sides. Even they and the new chapter have some great puzzles at the cost of putting no touch zones everywhere.

Look at this shit
youtu.be/CIn447GofYY
I've beat it too but it's way too many spikes

This

Is

This.

Honestly, it's not my biggest concern with this game. My main problem is that sometimes, the game just fucks up and forgets to tell you about mechanics you need. Like in 7-B flag 9, where you're supposed to rejump in the air after bouncing off a cloud.

Im actually convinced It's one single shitposter, similar to how barneyfag would make his own threads just to derail them, just with trannies. Whatever happened to barneyfag anyway, haven't seen him in a while.

It actually has a really similar plot to "The Mummy" film remake and even though it's incredibly unoriginal sold 500k copies instantly, making it a "classic" for no reason

Doesn't the protagonist solve her problems by taking her "evil" side into her? Like Jordan Peterson says everyone should do...

Maybe you're onto something OP!

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>the game straight up tells you to dash cancel off a wall at the end of Summit B-side
I'm taking a break. I'm too tired for this shit.

fuck selfies

As one of the few actual fans of the game even when Yea Forums could do nothing but shit on the game (they only mention it now because of controversy lets be real, none of them care or play it and just think its meatboy or IWBTGTG) Im actually going to be mad if this does end up being Madeline is trans because she was an established girl and I liked her as a girl. Retroactively changing her gender in some update is bullshit and I feel insulted as a fan that they'd do that. Its all up for debate, but if the dev comes out and says thats what it means someday im going to have to treat it like FFX2 where i pretend the extra content doesnt exist just to enjoy the game I love

Alright great picture, now do the other hundreds of levels in the game

>Can Yea Forums go an hour without SEETHING over trannies?
It's their fault. They had decades of growing to be respected among society, but nowadays you can't do anything without this 2% or less of the global popullation whining or demanding inclusion in things that were perfectly fine.

Badeline was an allegory for Madeline's own dick and the climb was about him learning to live as a cute trap instead of leaving his dick behind and becoming a disgusting tranny.

You’re life must be so motherfucking hard for you :’(

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Found the snoyboy.