What's your most embarrassing gaming memory?

Ok. Post boobs then.

I was ranked #3 in the Injustice leaderboards. I joined a KOTH, and everyone was like “That’s so&so, he ranked #3. We’re all going to get our asses kicked.”

This made me feel pressured to play really well, so then when it was my turn to play, I got all up in my own head and started making a bunch of stupid mistakes and got my ass kicked by some Green Lantern player in front of the whole room.

Wow, user..that's literally what i'm going through right now. should I just bail now? I actually developed feelings and lost sleep last night because of her

Being stuck on the agrahim fight on Zelda OOT because i didn't knew you had to cut the curtain to find him.
Took me years to learn that, but mostly because i rented the game instead of having it and was hard to rent.

And that's exactly why I didn't want to say it

Out of pleasure or..?

Trannies can't lactate you fucking retard

Meeting up with an MMO friend who I thought was a twink like me but turned out to be a chick

For real though, I actually thought it was pretty endearing. But you know...

Fuck people, they're degenerates.

One time I puked from the Lisa jumpscare while drunk and playing P.T. That's my embarrassing story

>P.T.
How much for your PS4?

*lttp

Pleasure
Well I appreciate the kind words now at least
We sure are

Girls can't be prison gay dumbass

unironically using emoticons in tf2 and lenny spam

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Same concept my dude, dick or not.

accumulating a couple thousand hours playing gmod roleplay on a "serious" roleplay community full of autists.

are you a dude? if you are then just give up now because you will be one of many orbiters

Whoa, that's kinky. Good shit femanon

It's not prison gay if you could just go out at any time and get some [opposite gender]
Literally just install tinder

Girl, but what difference does it make..

>playing csgo
>deranked to silver 1 because i haven't pkayed this shit for years
>start climbing
>it's summertime
>get placed in a team of 3 prepubescent kids and one 14 or so years old kid who's voice just started developing
>i'm 25 years old or so
>start to think maybe vidya games really are a child's playthings
>maybe i'm just a fucking loser who never grew up and moved on
>shot someone one of these kids tried to knife
>get votekicked

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I got absolutely dunked on in For Honor by a lvl 2 Shinobi bot.
My teammates saw

Thanks man I try

if you are a girl and not a dude then keep going because maybe it will work out differently.
fag relationships never work because men are too horny so one always cheats
hetero never works because the number of orbiters waiting to give m'lady attention are too high
>trannies
just lmao

so female/female could work? I've never met any lesbians online but IRL they always seem more monogamous than gays. make sure you tell the other person how you feel though or else you have a high risk of getting hurt feelings

Has that become consistent btw? Like, a new developed fetish or something?

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I did gay shit in a videogame with another male.

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I get why there's so many fags in XIV but the number of them is fucking ridiculous. I still get messaged by some crossdresser I used to play with asking me to come back to the game. Most embarrassing memory that's happened recently was trading him pictures of various requests he'd make for in game money and crafted gear.

>Bet the guy I was playing with i'd suck his dick if he won

Erotic roleplaying on a public TF2 trade server. As Rumia, and not Reimu like I had on my mind. Yes, the server was decently populated.

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Nah I've had it since I was a teen. Started lactating when I was 18 and I've been pumping out milk ever since.

That's just fucking pathetic and creepy.

Thats the thing...we are kind of ~ish together, but she still sees other people...and I get very envious..

did a similar thing once where the loser of a match had to send the other guy a dick pic and I lost. not really embarrassed about it though, I've got a pretty nice dick and I'd already seen his anyways.

Was playing classic runescape for the first time, some guy was saying he was willing to buy a chef hat. I had a few on me and I said I was willing to give it to him for free. He comes over to me and I decide to drop the hat on the floor, he just stands there for about 10 seconds doing nothing.
I alt tabbed and found out that is not how you trade items. I realized that to him I had just been standing there completely silent for about 2 minutes so I just logged off instantly

>100 hours in dragon age 2
>2k hours in csgo
>wiping my guild on lich king heroic mode in final phase with defile (twice)
>beating someone in arena, gloating in world, then losing to them next match in hilarious fashion

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Buying a 3DS

Curious question, but how much or for how long can lactation occur until it starts to hurt or deplete?

I just take a quick look at my top played games on steam and feel embarrassed enough.

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Being caught obviously fapping to my dancing night elf in WoW in some lone spot where nobody had a reason to go to. But someone did.

lonely men that never speak to women IRL and never had a gf with no hope of ever getting one. spend enough time looking at hentai and traps photos with their faces conveniently missing and you too can trick yourself into being gay!

exact same thing happened to me, I was really into him, developing strong feelings, constantly thinking about him... and he never saw it as anything serious. later found out he was ERPing with everyone we knew. if I were you I would get out now!

Many years ago in 8th grade, I was wanting it to some hentai in bed, and when I was close to finishing I tried to stop myself but it was somewhat too late. My sperm just spilled out ever so softly, and my dick went somewhat numb. After that I couldn't get hard for like a week. I remember being at school all fucking sad because I was in 8th grade with erectile dysfunction and couldn't tell anyone

It's only gay if it happens in the meatspace

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I beat ff7 as a kid, but the first time I saw yuffie was in kingdom hearts

either get the fuck out of there or tell her you're not looking for a polyamarous relationship.

I bought and enjoyed Spice World on PS1.

I rarely pump longer than half an hour, when I'm at work I usually do it for 15 minutes in the break room

Fuck :'( I guess I should, you're right...I hate this feeling, love fucking sucks

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Glad I was a uganda knuckles chad and made shit like this impossible forever

10 years ago Yea Forums were selling themselves as touhou roleplayers for hats

and now you decide it's creepy

There is literally nothing worse than being in to someone who doesn't feel the same way. You either break it off and feel bad or keep being sort of but not really together while they mess around with other people. This is why ERP sluts always say never get attached

Notou baduru.

It's fucking pathetic and creepy. I'm calling it out for what it is. Pathetic and fucking creepy. I'd probably kill myself if I ever sunk that low.

Did you at least let her peg you?

Oh no, I wasn't roleplaying for the hats. I was just a really really sad individual back then.

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Back when I was 12 or 13 I was in a more "family-friendly" guild on EverQuest. Must've been summer, because I was playing late into the night, maybe around 3-4 AM. Just fucking around in Plane of Knowledge when for whatever reason a random Vah Shir (tiger person race) player starts sending me RP messages in /tell (private messages.) I was into Rp on Yahoo chat back in the day so I started getting into it, one thing leads to another and it turns into an ERP. So of course being the spastic teen retard I was I accidentally posted a message detailing my character wrapping this furry cunt's tail around my wrist so I had something to grip while I rode her into the ground... right into guild chat. Since the text color for tell is purple and guild chat's is green, I immediately realized I had fuck up severely. But nobody said anything, and it was late at night so I was hoping I was in the clear. Then the GL's wife messaged me that she thought my RP skills were great.

>Type that my mic doesn't work
>"I can hear you breathe dude"

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What's worse is that I was an ERP slut once..so I get it, but trying to change and wanting something deeper doesn't seem fit for me..I guess. Idk anymore what I want..

Biological males actually can lactate you fool

lmfao

Can I dom you?

Play singleplayer you retard.

This is Yea Forums, not reddit.

All girls are bi

Tree fiddy

Either that or they are lesbians

I've spent like over 4000 hours playing dota 2 while I was in high school and into my freshman year of college. Half a year of my life spent getting fatter, angrier and not doing anything worthwhile to improve my life.

How'd you break the cycle?

Lesbians don’t exist

More like hetero women don't exist

It’s scientifically proven

this got really fucking gay really fucking quickly because it started with an anime image

Getting so cocky in Wolfenstein Enemy Territory my clan leader kicked me out

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The whole tits or gtfo thing huh?

Straight men don't exist.

It’s not Ancient Greece anymore, we already gayed it out to the max and now it’s the women’s turn. That’s how the cycle works.

I can fap to trannies but only if they were forced to be trannies because they have a microdick, normal or big dick trannies are too gay for me.

>he even hates mothers
Jesus Christ
Were you a test tube baby or something? Did your mom beat you?

I never completed Descent 3. I had played a little of it, but had restarted somewhere along the way. All of a sudden I get a crippling, irrational fear of the ingame enemies and cant progress past the first room. I vividly remember shooting flares around the corner to the first encounter in the hopes that it would 'scare away' the enemies that spawned there and I wouldn't have to fight them (little kid logic, you know?)

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moms don't belong on Yea Forums

I wish I played with little kids. Adults suck ass, they're liars and spergs.

Moms are tough.

7.00 dropped and I played significantly less to the point I pretty much stopped. I would probably play it again but none of the friends I play games with nowadays play/like it. They mostly played LoL and I've played it with them. It's fine, dota is better in my opinion but it's alright. Now we mostly just play other games or TFT.
In short, game changed pretty radically and I stopped playing with the friends I played with so I weened off it.

>imagine two fat sweaty NEETS RP'ing as loli fox girls in VRchat while kissing and doing lewd shit while anotehr fat sweaty NEET jerks off to it in VRchat.

Kek

used to be a genuine publord autist in tf2. complete with yelling at the medics trying to keep me alive after they didn't follow me to their certain deaths, raging at people killing me as "no skill classes" and going absolutely nuclear at crits ending my epic killstreaks
by no means a friendly hoovy kinda player nowadays but it's a lot more fun as i'm more chill. seeing the 1750 hour difference between soldier and my 2nd most played class still reminds me every time though.
it's fun in its own way to be an engie chad keeping my teles up at all times, or ubering f2p pyros and letting them roast everyone

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Hasn't ever stopped me

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Basedboys repress their bisexuality and get cucked, strong men embrace it and make love.

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absurdly based honestly

>uganda knuckles chad
its kinda sad that this is now a statement that can be made, whether it be valid or not

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Slammed my fist through a CRT after losing in Mario Party when my friend ganged up on me, I have stitches in my right hand now.

I am sorry shota-fag, but cunny is peak entertainment and I am sad you have to settle for second servings

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You retard, it ruins the experience if you know it's a fat sweaty NEET on the other end. I wouldn't be able to maintain an erection and stroke it knowing it's a fat dude on the other end.

T. Virgin Male

Cheating with the NES zapper and putting the barrel against the CRT as I played. Then bragging about perfect clears to my brother.
Cheating is shameful enough, but bragging about cheated scores to someone was the shame I still think about.

Don't shitpost with an image of my wife.

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I used to play Korean Monster Hunter Frontier when I was 12ish and thought that two people with female characters were actual females, so I would act really creepy around them.

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Cunny is great, but women don't love men. They only love their children.

who gives a shit normalfag. you are the terminal cancer that ruins this board

Yes they literally can dumbass

i faked proof of me beating Christopher Robin and people believed it.
truly unforgivable, i know.

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You're confusing me with someone who fills the board with loli, political, and general porn threads. Why do people on here give so much shit about trans people.

Hope you die.

why it's just a brojob
are you gay or something why are you thinking about the user and not the avatar

That's hot.

I yelled at my mom with a hot-mic in a full lobby on xbox-live

my friend was there too

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calm the fuck down there satan

>online
>larping

that's just rping

Embarrassing vidya confessions?
I used to ERP so much on a now-defunct MMO that now, even a year after its closure, I have trouble busting a nut if I'm not thinking in terms of said game. The gamer meme is real, kids, don't fall into it.

heh

Getting zerling rushed in my first starcraft 4v4 as another Zerg.

Have you ever thought of selling your titty milk?

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>that word corrects to 'gamer'
Funny.

what word?

Semen-gray-matter

I wish I could drink it...

The wording always confused me too
Nah not really. I don't need the cash so why deal with the headache
You want milk from a shirt?

I used to be a furry medic """girl"""friend myself.

Masturbating to my female spartan.

oh good, it's a shit meme

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I once entered game AAA with pass 123 and stole a bunch of items on the ground from some guys in Diablo II. They simply stared back and asked who the hell was I. I replied
>A thief. AAA 123 wasn't that difficult to guess, guys.

Tsugumi was the best girl.
THERE I FUCKING SAID IT

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typical attention whoring femoid. fuck this thread, fuck thirsty gamers and fuck women

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seething incel just ignore her, it shouldn't even register but it carves a deep wound in your psyche where a gf is meant to be

Why are there so many girls in this thread
I hate girls

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The way I see it you have two options.
Either defeat him for real, or stick an entire baseball bat up your ass. Choose wisely.

God damn I know that feeling. Depends on the game you're playing though, some of the games I play nearly everyone is 20-40 years old.

>it carves a deep wound in your psyche where a gf is meant to be
DELETE THIS

Yes, you don't get to start attention whoring without paying up just because time has passed.

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biological real girls...

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Took me 5 years to finish MGS2.

You will not ascend to true wizardhood if you do not let go of your anger
Let hope die, be at peace

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>Playing runescape, was 9 or so
>Woman in Varrock asks me if I want to see her (.)(.)
>Hot DAMN gimme soem internet TIDDY MEAT
>She says we need to go somewhere private
>I'm f2p so the farthest place I can think of is fucking Karamja
>She's already responding slower probably understanding im an idiot but follows me as we literally walk across the gameworld to port sarim and take a ship to karamja
>Walk out into the empty banana fields
>My mom starts to walk into the living room just as we get there and I panic
>Say "Sorry dollface I gotta dip here's one for the road"
>typed *humps a few times*
>Leave a pile of like 21gp on the floor because I felt bad then log out immediately

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All I do is reply to people

LONDON

What race and class do you usually play?

Based

Not him but,
Protip: You shouldn't

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How the fuck do I get to know people in FF14
I only play with two irl friends and I'd like to meet more people on it

Fell in love with a girl I met in a dressup game general, over the course of playing PSO2 with her. She got together with my best friend, then I stopped playing the game cause things got awkward between us. I got back into it intermittently later after they dropped the game.

They broke up last year cause the girl was cheating on him, almost immediately after they broke up she became friends with benefits with one of her orbiters. Also it turns out that she made up this whole story about a guy getting creep and stalking her over the internet, disregarding the fact that he haf a girlfriend, and slitting his wrists because she wouldn't get together with him. What actually happened was that she got him to masturbate on cam and started blackmailing him with the video, then she pre-emptively tried to make him look bad. Dodged a bullet by being a passive fuck, I suppose.

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I haven't played in a long ass time but at the time the cool place to hang out on my server was Limsa Lominsa. just go wherever there are people and either join in a conversation or start one

Jesus, what a whore. That's a well dodged bullet indeed.

I'm sorry you need to report the blackmail to the police, you can't just let villains run around and do whatever they want.

In a perfect world that ight work. In the current one he might be charged with thought-rape or something equally ridiculous.

>Hey I realise this is a place for conversation but I don't like women so don't talk please

Fuck off.

When I pissed some twitch streamer for playing poorly and he had his 5000 viewers laugh and talk shit to me.

That one time I played a weeb game

When I was a kid while playing the Jap equivalent of Guitar Hero in the local arcade, a girl suddenly put a token to the machine. I thought to myself she must have liked me, then I spent playing her turn. When she returned she was angry I did that. So I just walk-off like nothing happened.

>tfw when you only need to get 5000 retards worldwide to watch you play videogames to not need to get a real job
One of these days I have to throw morals away and swindle away like everyone else.

I never mastered parrying in Revengeance because I found the input hard to do consistently, I beat the game only through sheer persistence

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You'll soon enough find someone for you. I've developed feelings for 3 different guys and the same thing happened
Erping is a bad thing

>12 years ago, get gf in ragnarok online
>get married in game and arrange an adoption
>turns out my job can't adopt
>start crying and hide in game
>e-gf follows me and asks wtf is going on
>she's super mad at me for fucking up
>never play that character ever again

thought I was funny chewing gum loudly into my mic when I was a squeaker on a source game. another one was when I got excited playing counter strike and someone asked if I was letting my son play because my voice fluctuated and got so much higher.

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No you fucking retard, you make the rest of us look bad

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Video games.

leaking/let down is my ultimate fetish. bonus if it happens in public

I'm not the one spouting tranny every 5 seconds
I'm not the one making the same 'what are some games' threads that are just stealth garbage threads.

Don't use me as a scapegoat because I talked about my boobs, this board is already terrible.
Its happened a couple times. Always a pain in the butt to deal with.

I made my mom and sisters in 3D Custom Maid when I was a teen

>Look at me I have boobs
>lol don't actually look though, thirsty incel

God you're fucking retarded. You're making the rest of us femanons look bad by not showing self restraint and not replying to every single fucking piece of bait you dumb motherfucker.
Go to /soc/ if you wanna talk about your boobs more, dumb whore

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Good taste

y-y-y-you have a vagina...? m'lady....mind if i get your discord?

I thought it was unironically cool playing MLP music over my mic while I top fragged, but now I realized I can spin it as me having annoyed the shit out of everyone making my win even more vicious.

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>be me
>see guy in varrock central square saying "BUYING POTS 1K EACH" in marquee colourful flashing text.
>rush to the bank
>deposit everything
>run to the general store
>buy 28 of pic related
>activate trade with the guy asap
>throw all pots into trade and expect 28k return
>"NOT THOSE POTS YOU IDIOT! POTIONS!!

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Nigger

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>mfw people in Bayonetta threads kept saying "Dodge Offset is important if you want to play past the Normal difficulty"
>mfw I finished all difficulties and then came to the threads and had no idea what the fuck Dodge Offset was

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A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

that's fantastic though

Making my mom watch me play a DDR song on the dance mat and reciting the lyrics to beyond the bounds from ZOE2 in front of her. I was peak autist

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You got me there. I just never get the chance in real life, here I'm completely safe to say whatever.

unironically based retard

cute

Based

Okay Mask

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>reciting the lyrics to beyond the bounds from ZOE2
I can only imagine how amazing this was to watch

I finished Crash Team Racing as a kid, but I still haven't gotten past Pinstripe in Nitro Kart

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>playing Wind Waker HD
>never played WW before
>didn't see the "Drop/Place" prompt till after that one spore/elevator puzzle and beat it through basically through sheer luck of throwing crap and having it bounce off of the platforms
Then I realized Egoraptor did the same thing and I felt utter shame. It's easily without a doubt, the dumbest I ever felt.

>play csgo
it would help to not play games meant for children. CS was made to cater towards retarded children, and CSGO is just a further casualization of that with added esports nonsense.

>I brought my laptop to work so we could play some games after work
>at one point we played streetfighter
>it was the turn of my 28 years old co-workers who call themself gamers
>they hold the gamepad sideways so they can only touch the attack button, the control cross is completely out of reach
>they stand there and smash the fast attack button as fast as they can doing nothing else for almost 10 seconds looking stupid as fuck
>they barely try to insert a movement input in between their fast attack smashing
>I am feeling so ashamed for them that it burns into my memory and from time to time I remember that memory and feel so embarrassed humans like that exist

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>playing some shitty korean mmo in the mid 2000s
>playing with a bunch of friends from another game. Sometimes we'd have a party of 6-8
>be in area where there's a day/night cycle and monsters pop out at night
>day time standing next to some npc trader and /dance /dance /dance
>some dude messages me that I'm cute
>play along and repeating what he says in teamspeak to friends
>we're all having a laugh
>he says he'll give me a bunch of shit if we can talk over msn
>haha fuck it why not
>make a quick hotmail and he starts chatting with me
>relay it all on teamspeak
>laughing so hard can hardly breathe

i fell for unbindall on tf2 during my first few days playing it, it was my first game that i actually had to use the console for shit

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>Playing Diablo 2
>Full kit smiter
>Think I'm hot shit even though I don't pvp at all
>pvp with a hammerdin friend
>get slaughtered
>again
>and again
>and again
>try to conceal my anger but can't
>realize I've just spent the past two years playing Diablo 2
>realize I'm a fucking idiot (haha, just kidding, still a fucking idiot to this day)
>6 months later, let all my accounts (worth like 50 sojs) expire

Also what's with all the ERP hate? When it's good, it's better than getting off alone.

>be me 9 years ago
>have qt 9/10 girl who text me from time to time
>sometimes we hang out when I'm not busy playing vidya
>one day I'm playin wow
>3x3 coming for my A8T2 sword
>almost 2,2k
>girl text me saying that she is home alone and bored
>saying she has wiskey
>saying she has nothing to do
>saying that she don't want to drink alone
>told her to read a book and continue to play arena
>she stoped to text me after that
I regret it a bit. Got A8T2 weapon though.

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Messaaaage of the blowiiiiing wiiiiiiind
Eraaaaaasing memoriiiiiies
Stars are the witnesssessssssss of our existence!
Chaaaange is what the woooooorld awaiiiits
Could that be peace or warrrrr?
The answerrr no one knooooows
Trusting the break of daaaaaawn
The blue biiiiird fliiiiiiies awaaaaaaay!

Oh I can promise it was cringe, but I loved and still love that song, especially the remix.

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Have sex

you offering?

Fucking christ, i read this as though you were 9 and she was either 9 or 10.

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>2 years
why did you feel like an idiot? I played D2 from 2002-2008 meeting a bunch of friends I still keep up with and play games with every now and then.

>Playing generic MMORPG, I don't even remember the name
>Random horny dude starts messaging me saying all kinds of lewd stuff
>I tell him to stop and how much of a creep he is
>I get aroused and masturbate while he keeps going with this
>I came and block him

im a dumb bitch

There's always that one nigger in every thread that has an autistic meltdown you also forgot to post your wojak reee picture

>be 15
>two of my classmates bring their PSPs, pass them around and do a tekken tournament
>only a dollar from each person for the pool, but it was still exciting for the bragging rights
>I don't actually have my own PSP so the only time I ever got to play it was when a classmate would lend it to me, but I had a good enough understanding of how the game works
>feel pretty confident, only one guy was actually good at the game and I didn't mind coming in second cause that guy was generally acknowledged as being great at any game he touches
>first round, get paired with the girl I've had a massive crush on for two years
>spill my spaghetti
>she's total shit, but I was too busy slipping on spaghetti to play the game
>lose to her in three straight rounds
>she loses next match to a guy I regularly beat
>everyone figures out I have a crush on her, get teased about her for the rest of the year
>she starts avoiding me
>never play fighting games again

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t. white knight, beta orbiter and normalfag

ITT: evidence that incels need to be gassed, or at the very least HAVE SEX

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Deleting my friends 99% completed pokemon red cart when I was 7, I was a jealous little cunt and the guy bullied me, I told him my mom did it and she completely took the blame, so not only do I feel shit for doing that to my friend I also got my mom in trouble too

Was gaming with friends and they told some girls we played with i have a tiny ass dick, jokes on those fucks though cause i lost a shitton of weight gained some inches and met my otherhalf at the gym, this was 9 years ago

>play any console fightan with my 40 year old pops
>I am very good at all of fightans because I memorize the combo list
>I beat him 3-streaks
>He chooses low tier character
>I let him win even tho he cheeses and spams
>He brags on it constantly
>I love my pops and I dont think he knows I let him win

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>never play fighting games again
At least some good came of it.

what the fuck

I have ERPed with you before, feels good.

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THE SUPERIOR GAS CHAMBER.

>make fun of a friend all the time for ERPing
>actually just mad jelly because I'm too shy to ERP

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If you were attractive that would have been a cute as hell story about how you met your wife

Yeah, too bad I'm not...

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Life is great for them and sucks for us but at least our friend death is here to take everything away from them

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My "friend" was playing Phantasy Star with me and he put his machine gun to my head and told me he glitched it to where if he shoots it would ban my account instantly. I cried and begged him not to and was crying so much my mom got on the mic and threatened him.

Just practice ERPing with him. Tell each other how hard you are at points in your ERP too to make sure you're doing it correctly.

Hi Vivian

I never finished luigis mansion because someone on GameFAQs said there is a glitch where you see Mario's removed arm. And my BIGGEST fear as a kid was body parts not attached to their bodies so I immediately went to sell it back to Gamestop for $3 ASAP

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what did you two erp about?

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Mario's arm is under the truck

Give me your tag and I'll tell you. Everything.

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ramune#0433

>ramune#0433
why del?

you all have to be some of the ugliest sons of bitches in your respective tri-state areas

I had the prison gay thing happen to me in FFXIV because 'she' was really fucking good at ERP, which I hadn't really bothered doing before or since. Was fun and all but some of my other friends make fun of me for it to this day. Which I deserve.

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I threw away my copy of Godhand because I was afraid of demons and thought I was going to get possessed from playing it.

>be black (against my will)
>Sister has BLM meeting up stairs and I don't know
>In basement, being terrible at fighting games
>Get so angry I can even think any more
>Just yell I HATE NIGGGEEEERRRRSSSS at the top of my lungs
>decide to go get water from the kitchen
>Walk into room of angry BLM people
>turn around and retreat to basement.
I don't hate black people, I just hate myself because I'm black and terrible at everything.

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Cool story can't wait to see how many thumbs up this gets on social media.

That's bullshit but I believe it.

I did military roleplay on Habbo Hotel when I was like 13.

my friends and i did this like 3 weeks ago and we were dying it was fun to fuck around with people in that game

I was hanging out with my friends and I pointed at the top of our school and said, "If this was Crackdown there'd be an agility orb up there." and then everyone laughed at me.

>Brother's birthday party
>Invites some of his friends around for some couch coop
>Come down stairs, drunk
>Yell out "UNGA BUNGA"
>Crash into the couch and end up on my brother's female friend
>Brother is pissed, his friends embarrassed
>Brother attempts to push me into the TV and he ends up knocking the TV off its stand
>TV falls on him
>Dad walks
Yea that was fucked, the girl was really embarrassed by the whole thing, stopped hanging around my brother after that, she still seemed quite friendly with me though.

id love having a brother like you

>Dad walks
walks in? walks out? walks on the TV?

based

I actually bought into the stupid as fuck pony meme for a short while, and ended up doing really gay shit with bronies in TF2, I even mained soldier and had a medic healslut(male).
We'd do it all, the sprays, the names, boy I cringe every time I remember.

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damn that shit still exists? i figured the game would've died by now. lmao do they still all look like pic related?

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i havent had any BLM meeting in my house but i was at a duster concert last month and i said "fucking niggers" while i was sitting at a table with my friends and i am black also with a deep voice so it was sort of loud but since im 6'6 nobody really said anything to me

yes we found the room in the picture on accident we still dont know what the fuck happened. Our theory was some guy killed himself in habbo hotel then irl

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I got a crush on a girl in Lego Universe as a kid

They use a medicine called motilium to induce lactation.

>get my mom to buy RE4 release day
>was 10
>meet first enemy in the house
>get so scared I start crying and ask my mom to take the game back

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pathetic

can you imagine the shame your mother felt?

>stitches in hand now
So you just recently had this fit of autism? Did your friends laugh or get scared?

Seethed so hard while playing Counter Strike with this cocky fuck teammate I screamed into my mic as loud as I could, saw my neighbors looking at me weirdly the next day

in the first ratchet and clank there was a part where you had to rush through some tunnel while it was filling up with water
i played through that game at least 5 times and everytime i had to ask my mom if my friend could come over to do it for me because it was so hard

did your friends dad get to fuck your mom?

why would blm people be upset that a black life said nigger? I'd assume they'd all fall to their knees and worship your cock or some gay shit. Nigger you need to go up to those meetings and pound some puss

>unga bunga
Fuckin based brother

He got thrown four ball, so he walks

Their existence revolves around being upset, they'll take whatever they can get., even it makes them huge hypocrites.

my family members say nigger in jokes but they get upset when white people do it im not really sure what their problem is

Both my eyes broke and started leaking transparent liquid during the final boss fight of Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

reddit cringe

I've actually only finished like thirty games total

I wish I'd come close to that many.

Like half of them are GBA games I played as a kid.

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>Then the GL's wife messaged me that she thought my RP skills were great.
She definitely got wet from your RP, bro

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I was 13 or something on a TF2 trade server and some admin who worked for Steam or something called me out on using my mom's credit card to buy a shit ton of keys and crates from the Mann Co. store. He was like "Oh, you're that kid," and I forget the rest. I probably left red-faced, went to go jack off and play some Terraria. I miss the golden days, man.

>keep meeting this one girl via friend network
>be astounded when she starts talking about video games
>even mentioning older stuff
>tell her about emulation and offer to set it up
>she seems keen and invites me to her place on a later occasion
>I arrive with a hard drive filled by highly curated, hand picked games from every generation
>copy everything over telling her about specific stuff
>she keeps offering me drinks, first booze and then normal ones which I decline
>confirm everything works and keep trying to pass it over for her to play
>seems uninterested at this point
>having finished the setup, tell her that was all of it and I will be leaving now
>later on get people asking me how it went
Turns out she did not care about the games. Would not have bothered if I had realised. I was sat there for hours going through my rom folders picking out all the good shit, thinking I had found someone in real life that cared about the classics.

>not staring them in the eyes and saying "sup nigga?"

>group project about video games
>decide to play Q3 arena together (like an actual experiment with others from the group observing us)
>be like "heh that's going to be unfair, i'm quite the gamer ;)"
>get fucking rekt by the others

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Hey, you know what you'd call the Flinstones if they were black?
You'd call em niggers

I challenged a guy to 1v1 and almost won but my mom came to my room to complain about a pair of briefs with skidmarks. It was my brother's briefs but the guy laughed called me a shit baby and logged out.

>the guy laughed called me a shit baby
top fucking kek

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Damn ahahahaha

>that time your friend discovered your porn collection over teamviewer when he was trying to help you out with a game mod

>It was my brother's briefs
Of course it was, user

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>friend comes over to play vidya
>asks me whats all those stains on my curtains
>tell him the truth
>too lazy to find a dirty shirt or paper towel so I just bust on my curtains
>he still brings up the cum curtains to this day

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lethal fear of this is why I turn off desktop sharing in system settings

My first attempt at role playing in wow, I made all the cliche mistakes and made a stupid donut steel character. I was so invested in what people in an mmo thought of me, I can't believe there was a time I thought that was important.

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DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS

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I was a dedicated teamkiller in warcraft 3. I usually targeted french fags because they kept ruining my games. After about 1000 games I had enough and started griefing, teamkilling and all sorts of creative shit tactics, like sawmill forward bases and stuff like that.

One day I encountered a guy who was so angry, yet so good with words, he read me like a book and deconstructed my personal life problems without me even saying anything about it. He just utterly destroyed me with words and I'm still in awe of how good this guy was at using words to destroy people. I wish i had written it all down.

It happened like 9 years ago too and I still cant let go.
I wish they were mine but god damn. I'm 6'3 and weigh 180lb how in the FUCK would my mom even think a pair of S size briefs would be mine? I only use boxers since middleschool

It couldn't have been THAT accurate, right? He was probably projecting super hard and got lucky.

I killed every oblivion NPC. All of them, but mainly women while they were sleeping then stripping them naked (before I knew mods existed of course).

In the imperial city I took all the bodies of the people I killed and arranged a flower with their bodies.

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I lost friends trying to be the voice of reason when they were fighting over WoW loot.
>I told them it was just a game and it was just shitty 5man dungeon loot

It's real easy to pin point similarities between trolls because they all have the same type of shit life. You just say a bunch of shit that guys age 15-20 are insecure about and stuff social outcast of that generation are concious about and boom. You have the new 27yo joomer meme

In basically every game that's ever let me, I've created a female character and would never have her wear shoes unless they were sandals.

I wanted to make a shitty internet persona attached to a over the top edgy donut steel MMO character. It just feels like nobody really cares enough to attempt to fuck with other people anymore that there wouldn't be any interesting interactions with other people. And that MMO games streamlined themselves so hard there isn't many ways to be a dick without either intentionally playing wrong or just saying profanity and getting banned for offending a tranny.

In dragon's dogma I dragon blood forged the bikini so I could run around almost naked with my bimbo arisen that was originally a dude.

future serial killers here

Back out while you can Trust me

The fuck, isn't it normal to have feelings towards a friend? Falling into love is the combination of having feelings for someone AND lusting over them sexually. Unless you saw a picture about him and went full gay on it, you are just bros.

Based. I did the same thing, DD's bikini was hot as hell.

How is me liking fee the same as killing every female NPC in a game?

post a vocaroo I'm lonely

I was a weird 12 year old. I think I did it because it was the closest thing I could think of to having sex with the npcs and I didn't understand what sex was anyway.
I see you are also a man of taste.

I thought you healed in WoW by physically clicking on the character model in the game and healing. It was really confusing when I got into a ToC pug with my friends.

That is how you do it. Don't let metagaming WoW autists trick you into thinking MMOs never had soul, playing whack a mole with a box that shows you everyone's health is purely autismo shit

It's only really addictive if you already have nothing to do, which is why most of the people who got addicted were kids at the time. It's like having a job that you really like and get paid for.

you erp with your bros? thats gay dude

>it's around 2013
>be me
>14 years old antisocial kid
>play TF2
>your typical tryhard soldier main
>some guy dominates me and types something like "wow your aim is so bad" into the chat
>for some reason i decide to ragequit and stab myself in the arm with a hunting knife
>shit is only like 2 centimeters deep but it bleeds like a bitch and hurts if i move a muscle
>tries to rush quietly to the bathroom to get some bandages without waking up my mom
>she wakes up anyway
>tell her i wanted to stab a fly but missed

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>only like 2 centimeters
>only

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Battlefront 2015 was good.

whats an erp

kys (kill your self) underage redditor

Nearly exchanging adresses with a girl on some 3d hangout game

i was 8 years old

What the... really?

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A girl coerced me into erp with her in exchange for giving me a cosmetic I wanted in an mmo and I obliged despite me not finding erp hot at all.
Yes, it was a girl apparently a very ugly one that transitioned to male years later. So I guess she's a girl with a plastic dong or something now

Excitingly Real Party

>friends play league a lot ask me to join them "bro we'll teach you"
>sure fun times ahead to play with the boys
>get thrown into a maxed level match, with every person outside me maxed out at 30
>I was borrowing my friend's level 4-5 account for this
>have no idea what the fuck I'm doing and they're not teaching me shit
>they tell me to hold a lane when I'm being 3v'd1 while they rush the enemy baseshit
>overwhelmed and killed off ez pz I don't know what the fuck their characters do
>proceeded to get mad at me over it
>entire enemy team thanks me for handing them the game

Fuck league of legends and fuck those friends.

>this is Yea Forums in 2019

it was an old blunt thingy, could have been much worse if it was sharp. Remembering how much of an idiot i was, i'm fairly sure i stabbed myself at full strength

>have legit hot trap friend
>play tekken 6 together
>loads of drinks at their house
>whomever ever loses has to be the others bitch
>I win three in a row
>naturally, this means I get to do the ass fucking
>so horny and pent up that I cum all over their legs before I even get it in
>they laugh so hard
>wont let me smash after that, and instead I end up with a mouth full of cum and blue balls
>never meet up again
And that's why I'm still a virgin.

>he doesn't know my degenerate slang so he must be from leddit

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go back

gamer

If I was a gay then surely I'd have had the real sex by now.

no, and you can't make me :D

I bet you'd let her fuck you with that plastic dongle for a chance at the new FXIII cosmetics too.

>not gay
>but i was going to fuck man ass if i wasn't a premature loser

defending nintendo all the time yikes

Traps aren't gay, dude. If there's no hair anywhere and they have a small cock and no jawline, then it's fine. That's just how it goes.

t. seething newfag

Getting date raped by a friend after playing Super Mario Galaxy together

I don't feel shame or embarrassment.

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your board is ours, the future is now old man

date rape isn't real

Dates can't consent

I was jacking off while in VC and thought I was muted. I wasn't.

Of course. I still savour the time we had together. It was fun.

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I hate ERP, but I love ERP'ers.

Seeing that pic made me instantly think of Duriel. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Lesbian couples have a higher rate of domestic abuse than any other couple. Also, this one isn't checked, but I remember hearing they also cheat more often.

enterprise resource management

I'm not as embarrassed as I should be, but a grill in a channel offered to cyber if I could get a TF2 hat. I had never even played TF2, so I spent a week playing and doing shit to try and get one, which I never did. While talking to her, she started to get playful, so I started pursuing her. She chickened out last second and we never spoke of it again. I learned later in a chat that it was actually a boy the entire time. Still never got my hat.

I was absolutely and irrevocably decimated by a 14 year old girl at Soul Calibur 2 at the local arcade (I was 20).

There is extended lore where I spend the night in jail for child abduction because everybody is fucking retarded.
>I didnt drive her here.
>I don't even have a car.
>My plans were video games officer.
>Mom I've been arrested.
>For playing video games.

Never go outside.

this is why raising the age of consent above 12 was a mistake

nigga who cares, 99% of what's posted here is just for the laughs,don't be ashamed

wait what
you were at an arcade and just playing a game with a young girl, and someone at the arcade assumed you kidnapped her to play SC2 with in public? what the fuck.

You should have decimated her pussy, user.

as if you wouldn't do it if you had a chance user, come on

ayylmao, you deserved it

America, everybody!

Esoteric relatable person

She ran away from home, I guess. She got a ride from one of her friends. I had spoken to her online, I told her to stop by the arcade sometime, I work there. It wasnt like I was jonsing for some underage puss. I was like yeah sure stop by put up or shut up gaynigga.

I understand how it looks bad but fuck me I had no say at all and it terrifies me.

to be born male is to be born guilty

>meeting up with an underage girl you met online
kek

I once accidentally did erp with some chick (I think) in Club Penguin way back when I was maybe 12. I had no clue, I just played along.

I Spent prom night practicing kagura combos. I dont even play kagura anymore.

I dated this one dude I met online when I was lonely and he took advantage of me a lot. I don't regret it though because I met my best friend and current boyfriend in a roundabout way because of that situation.

Serious reply: I went into GameStop back when they sold PC games, to return Master Of Orion 3. Because it was shit. Well, they said I could only exchange for a different game, not get a refund. I was like 12 or something and it was a lot of money so that hit me in the gut.

I looked at all the shelves and there was nothing I wanted, mostly console games. I finally settled for some sort of multimedia star wars guide thing, basically Encarta but for Star Wars. I was so frustrated because I had next to no interest in it.

I went back to the car and my mother was waiting, and I started tearing up because I basically just burned two months worth of allowance, immediately after the heartbreak that was MoO3. My mother took the "game" and went back in the store and got me a refund. I never went back there. I worry to this day that she just threw the game in the trash and gave me money out of her pocket, and we were dirt poor.

That's my embarrassing story, go fuck yourself.

I read a study once were they surveyed a bunch of men, and most of them said they wouldn't help a lost child due to fear of being seen as abductors.

based and redpilled tri-state area poster

Players get older as you go up in rank, except in wingman where every rank =silver elite

I'm sorry you were born black user, my condolences.
At least you can take solace that you can still be of worth in this world by hindering or fighting (((them)))

>he took advantage of me a lot
and that means what you dumb whore? I'm just going to assume it's #metoo tier whining about nothing if you vaguepost like that

She probably legit got a refund, dude.

Wanna rp reimu?

>playing csgo with friends
>using separate voice chat
>some more people join the chat room, it's fine, it's this kind of a social group
>sixth person joins the room in game
>i don't know the guy, some kind of rando i guess
>i'm not the room owner
>at this point it's worth a mention that i have this very shitty sense of humor, so i tend to overexaggerate issues for humorous aspect
>"some faglord joined, come on, kick him"
>shitting on the rando all the time, how he's probably boring anyway and how we don't want him here
>everyone's laughing way too much
>user
>user
>user
>he's here
>it was some friend's friend and he was on the voice chat all the time
>dude says something about how he's sorry and how he's leaving the room asap
>kinda breaking voice
>he's clearly a bit socially awkward, he was probably too shy to even say hello, just wanted to have some fun game but joined too late
>i apologize as much as i can, he disconnects a moment afterwards
fucking kill me, i honestly still feel bad about it. i think it was a day i stopped saying stupid shit unless i really, really want to. talking is unnecessary danger

kill
me

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ERPing with an actual hot foreign chick in WoW years ago.
The shit I did and said was so fucking cringe.
It's crazy though, when I first met them in some random levelling dungeon I thought they were gonna be a guy pretending to be a girl or a super fat ugly chick, imagine my surprise when she was actually qt af, and this is before the erp.
Never again, I still feel the heat shame sometimes to this day.

Did his in-game name happen to start with a "G"?

Ok who wants to be my gf

based and swordtongue pilled

Ok who wants to be my gf(male)

>qt af
back to r/greentext

Fuck off with that shit. I have never used plebbit in my life.

Ok who wants to be my gf

It was all online. Emotionally and financially, I was young and dumb and assumed things would work out.

do you want to tell the story or not?

>had a regular erp partner
>had same fetishes and good times were had
>even similar interests, spent a lot of time just chatting
>have autism flare up and block then delete my account
I hate it

post fetishes

>Fuck off with that shit. I have never used plebbit in my life.

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No.

fair enough have a nice day

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>Implying
newfags in current year

JONAH YOUR COFFEE IS FALLING
OH NO HE HAS AIRPODS HE CANT HEAR ME
NOOOOOOO

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>emoticons
You mean taunts or shit like: :) or xD

>used to rp with a nice christian girl
>delete her when I caught feels
tfw no christchan gf

Post fetishes bro, let's hang out.

>handholding and consensual sex in the missionary position

>mlp music

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fucking weirdo

>playing fossil fighter when I was little
>get crush on the girl
FUCK

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Stop impersonating me.

DISCORD, I'M _________ AT THE _______

this is the best one

I'm at the pizza hut

I'm at the taco bell.

Post yours

discord, i'm thinking i'm at the objective?

I'm at the combination pizza hut and taco bell.

>HL2
>12 years old or so, barely know any English
>Highway 17
>Crane lowers my buggy, loses power and drops it, buggy is upside down
>"I guess is have to turn back the power to enable crane again
>Do the whole chapter on foot killing all the spawning antlions
>Get to the gunship rocket fight
>After the fight npc doesn't open the gate because I'm not in the car
>wtf do I do now ?

I don't remember how exactly I figured out to just flip the buggy with gravity gun

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>sorry dollface here's one for the road

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>feeling embarassed for ERP
>not ewhoring and exploiting lonely men for vidya stuff

Kek fags, being the little girl is based and redpilled. Just dont catch feels, like what are you doing.

Same brother, quit the game since.
They still invite me though

Shut the fuck up, cunt. You're on an anonymous board fishing for attention, THIS is your most embarrassing moment

I wish I was a complete faggot like you.

Kek

let's erp

Back out while you still can. I thought getting depressed because of love is a meme but I still can't move on for 5 years already because I got ghosted by my "gf".

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Future??

Man, weebs really are mentally ill.

You probably forgot this is Yea Forums

MOMMY

There's not a lot to it, I internet dated a guy like I said. He was "cheating" on me if you can call it that, his at the time boyfriend's came to me for advice. Years later he became my best friend and boyfriend.

>home from college for the summer
>GF at that time over visiting
>GF obsessed with FFXII
>never could bring myself to like the game myself
>She's near the end of the game and determined to grind the zodiac bullshit
>Has spent the last 2+ hours grinding
>Visibly mad at the endless loop of fighting something, running offscreen, running back, fighting due to those absurd drop rates
>Crack a joke that I know will get a rise out of her about how she looks like she enjoys zodiac grinding more than actual grinding
>Looks like she's about to lift the chair she's sitting in and end me
>"Farm this bullshit for me and I'll blow you"
>what.png
>I know GF needs to leave soon so assume she's wanting me to work on it between now and her next visit.
>Don't have any desire to actually play XII much the less do a braindead grind but I'm too much of a sucker to not do it, especially considering she's still visibly enraged
>She gets up, hands me the controller, I sit down, she gets between my legs
>what.exe
>"I'm doing this now, shut up and keep grinding"
>Oh, okay I guess
>Continue to actually farm materials while receiving the most pure hatred fueled BJ to the point where she physically punched me in the gut when I deigned to pause farming momentarily while never stopping giving head
>I consider how this may give me a new fetish
>Partway into that self realizing moment my mother opens my door and walks into the room
>"Hey GF do you want any cookies for the road?"
>Mother finishes question and simply goes deer caught in headlights and freezes
>We both do as well
>me: "Nothing to see here, just playing some videogames" as if she can't fucking see GF half way down on me
>GF bites me hard enough that I'm still convinced it should be prosecuted as a war crime
>mom: "SORRY!" runs out of room
>GF stands up, slaps me, picks up her bag and leaves
>12 years later I still install 2 dead bolts into every bedroom any placed I've lived and obsessively lock it even while alone

>>GF stands up, slaps me, picks up her bag and leaves
Tch. Women.

>>GF stands up, slaps me, picks up her bag and leaves

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I've tried everything on tinder, none of the girls ever respond to me.

I liked the first 2 Life is Strange games

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ERP'd with this guy for two years, almost every day. There must be well over a hundred thousand words in there by this point. Fucking, world building, everything.
The "guy" ended up being a lesbian

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Heh. That's hilarious. Did you set her straight with the power of dick?

Why don't boomers knock? Is it to mess with their zooms?

I was playing Ark in a chill server and the little brother of the clan leader ended up having a puppy crush on me. He even tried to start a lewd voice chat when were alone taming dinos past midnight.

I told his brother about his horny demeanor and he found out that the kid was sending nudes to older men through kik messenger.

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That relationship was awful and destructive in ways that were formative to my level of current degeneracy

I'm actually fairly convinced this is 100% the case.

I didn't have internet in my area at time, piss off.

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So wait, can someone use this medicine to get milky without going full tranny?

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>be me
>going through puberty and horny af
>stares at walter sullivan from silent hill 4 and pyramid head
>shamfully masturbated
>cant look at them the same way anymore
>fuck my younger self silent hill was supposed to be a scary ass game not a sex fantasy

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>2019 and people still don't knock or lock their fucking doors
Locking doors is how you remind people to fucking knock. The only people who get pissy when you lock the door are thieves, murderers, and people who don't knock. This should be worrying

someone post it

My brother found me beating my dick to Jill Valentine porn and it was tentacle porn of the giant plant

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Imagine being such a loser you complain about off topic threads. Maybe you should get back to the 25 smash threads nigger.

Why do I feel like this is far more common than most would expect? SH hit so many teenagers with that sex horror.

I tried fitting a sega cartridge into a NES console by cutting off a part of it.

Sauce

>all these turbochads complaining about girls

i haven't talked to a girl in 10 years

You have to use the choppah clank long jump as much as possible then it's easy. It took me and my older bro like 3 days to figure that out too.

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I don't get it. Can someone explain?

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got caught going down on my friend's sister while she was playing FFX
luckily it was another sister so I ended up eating her out too a few weeks later

Someone googled my gamertag while in a social btb lobby in halo 3.. I made a cringe urbandictionary entry and it came up.. I muted everyone in my lobby because they were all laughing at me despite me having like 30 kills by myself :')

getting boob jobs makes women lactate
men who get boobs jobs also get injected with some shit to force lactation
god knows why they go through with that one though, it's not like their milk is real milk at all, their body is just leaking shit out of their fake man breasts

this one will become a classic
someone screencap

How was Armstrong?

>stealth tranny/homo congregation thread stays up for 14 hours

remind me again boys why do I keep coming back?

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How do you even find people to erp with? The people in limsa just stand there and spam emotes

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Birds of a feather flock to pride parades together?

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Really difficult. I just dodged some attacks and tried to parry others, but I couldn't do it consistently so I kept taking a lot of damage. I'm pretty sure I never properly understood a lot of the mechanics of the fight, I just brute-forced the hell out of it.

>be teenager
>it's my birthday but I didn't get anything
>nothing new, it's not usually important to me
>but really want mario 64 after years of renting it
>make a huge stink about it
>grandma tells my uncle to go let me buy it
>uncle flips the fuck out for some reason due to unchecked mental illness and anger issues
>screams and hits the peddle to the floor as we pull out of the driveway and calls me a faggot or something
>makes me feel like an idiot the whole time
>the whole fucking ride there and back
>super quiet on the way home, not talking as he goes on and on in anger
>gets quiet
>asks if i'm scared or something
>say yes quietly
>he gets angry and says I make him sick and calls me a coward

I've had a lot of experiences but for some reason that one sticks with me, especially since we get along mostly nowadays even though he still flips out all the time only now as an adult I call him a faggot when he does it but we still get along anyway. I just feel like such a fucking piece of shit remembering it.

Unironically though, who was in the wrong here? I still don't fully understand even how I feel about it till today.

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I'm kind of a roleplay veteran but i've never found anyone in any game online who would do it.

>I understand this guilt somewhat because I once shot a tard kid in the back of the head with an airsoft handgun and his retard crying still occasionally haunts me
you feel guilt and remorse so that shows you're not a completely shitty person. it's alright to have a fucked up sense of humor, just try to keep that shit in check

getting telefragged on dustbowl stage 3 while being ubered

you were a child, he was a mentally sick adult. he was 100% entirely in the wrong, don't let that shit haunt you.

You're not alone, I did the same thing.
I also never bothered with parrying in 1000+ hours of souls games.

>man yells at child
>while driving erratically
>calls the child a coward for rightfully being afraid
he was definitely in the right, what the fuck do you think user? I'd put psychopaths like that in the retirement home, I hope you aren't bitch enough to actually take care of his ass.

I just feel bad because he's comparably mellowed out nowadays and we get along. I worry about his health a lot since he's got some problems with his leg. And he's done a lot of nice things for me over the years.

But there were times in the past he'd do stuff like the time he pawned a bunch of my Playstation 2 games along with my memory card that was in the Giants Citizen Kabuto case. And when i'd think of getting revenge by fucking with his stuff i'd feel guilty about it.

He's still a chucklefuck today but he's not like he was back then so I feel bad.

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None in real life but I think this qualifies because it's cringe shipfagging.
Right after I finished disc 1 of FFVII back when it released, I had a dream where Aerith was still in battle, graphics looked almost as good as the remake, she casted an elemental spell, and then she turned and kissed Cloud like this and a bunch of hearts popped out like in weebshit.
First and only time I think I dreamed of something vidya-related that it wasn't some nightmare due to playing zombieshit.

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Hi DSP

>falling for the abusive relationship meme
Would you still be friends with someone online if they scammed you of your items and got you banned from your favorite server? They're chill when they aren't trying to sabotage your happiness tho

There was this one time when I was a kid, way before any of this when he was living on his own for a while. One night he comes over to visit and the family is all hanging out and he says he's going to town and I say hey, can you buy me a cool toy while you're gone?

He used to buy me Transformers and stuff so it wasn't that out of place for me and he says yeah and comes back with a Ninja Turtle toy cuz I liked the TMNT. It was one with the big sewer lid on the back you pull a rip cord thing through and it says stuff.

I got upset and started crying, I was very young, and said it was dumb and I would have wanted a normal Ninja Turtle or something. I stamped my feet and made a big deal out of it and he felt bad.

Stuff like that just gets me nowadays. I dunno, maybe i'm stupid and have stockholm syndrome or something.

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Kids are stupid, if he let something that stupid get to him instead of laughing it off as a kid being stupid then he's stupid himself.
But you're not a kid anymore. Get over it fag

When I was ~ 11 and my dad walked in on me playing 'Franks Adventure' on Newgrounds, just as I was in the middle of a coke-for-nudes deal.

Man, old NG was great.

>anime avatar
>1600 hours in gmod
I can imagine you playing on a semi-popular server network.
>you bunny hop everywhere
>you have an MLP trail, a pink afro and giant, neon wings
>you frequently change your name
>you intentionally hint that you're a girl but never outright say it because you couldn't possibly prove it
>you use HLDJ to spam crappy anime music and refuse to stop when people complain
>due to your large amount of gameplay time, you play better than anyone else on the server by a wide margin which bores newcomers away rapidly, eventually killing the server
I know your type well because one of my best friends was the exact same. You can take steps to improve your life, but it starts by giving Source shooters a break. Please, this isn't making you as happy as you pretend it does.

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I bought Aliens: Colonial Marines.

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Fucking /thread

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>wanted to stab a fly

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Played my first MMO, was all fresh in a Guild, and asked in Teamspeak who this AFK guild is because i see people with that tag everywhere, they seem to be massive.

>Playing VRChat
>Get into a group of people
>Girl with a cute voice is asking me all these questions
>She asks me to join her in a game room
>I go, and despite her seemingly knowing everybody there, she sticks to me like glue
>Always got my back during werewolf accusations
>Always laughs at my jokes
>After the game she asks me to come play a 1v1 game with her
>Get there and she opens up a bit, asks me about my life
>Feel like she's flirting
>Feels nice
>Know that it's not gonna lead to anything, it's just the internet
>But it's nice to buy into the fantasy for a while, let go and believe I might be interesting, that a girl might wanna get to know more about me
>user, do you...like Bionicles?
>Immediately realise she has aspergers, she's not drinking something, she just has a lot of vocal tics
>Immediately realise she is about 13
>Feel awful but also want to GTFO immediately and permanently
>Stay for half an hour anyway listening to her hitler fanfiction where they're a couple
>Give her a little advice for handling people in her life giving her grief

I haven't logged back in, it's been 10 months.

How are you still alive?

Bionicles are rad though

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found my posts from the night it happened as semi-proof.
Many yous were had.

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>user, do you...like Bionicles?

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just post your discords, you sluts.

BTFO

Reminds me of every interaction I had with girls through school. For each memory I once considered a good interaction, in hindsight at best I just didn't come out feeling worse about myself.
Fuck meeting girls IRL. If you aren't cute, your only chances are online. I met my gf on a Minecraft server and we've lived happily together for seven years now. You just gotta find someone you mentally sync with well enough, then slide into their DMs.
I'm a hideous autistic monster man and I'm lying in bed with my favorite person right now. Please never give up, there's a qt social retard out there on the Internet waiting for you right now!

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NOOOOOO IT WORKED FINE IN 2010 AAAAAAAA

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>I haven't logged back in, it's been 10 months.

that was so very mean of you. like, maybe for real she was interested in you and you missed a chance

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Mate I'm in my late 20s and on the other side of the planet and keep myself pure for 2D

>start only taking it easy in MMO's cause competitive gets me too worked up
>women and literal boomers everywhere

thats how you know you're losing the touch

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I hated playing comp. i do wingman instead. the games are like 15min long, the best strat is rushing, and even if you're getting shit on, it'll be done in a moment.

I feel you, user, I really do. Sometimes it really isn't about getting laid.
My friend's gf shares a shitton of niche interests with me: Bugs, entomophagy, gardening, animatronics (not thanks to FNAF), hydraulics, old corny synth music, exotic fruits and propmaking to name the ones we were both knowledgable enough to maintain conversation on. This wasn't just passing curiosity either, like she knew uncommon terms like "ootheca" and "soapberry". I've never met a single soul in my entire life who shared two of those interests with me and suddenly I have the ability to talk with a real connoisseur? Of course I wanted to see her around more often!
Well unfortunately she's also cute so my interest in her manages to set off everyone's "this guy's trying to cuck his friend" alarms. Suddenly other friends would pester me when I mentioned her and the girl in question stopped talking around me nearly entirely. I tried to message her directly and got no reply. Nobody believes that I was just excited to share my interests with someone who wasn't just tolerating me because I'm an ugly, creepy guy and lying to get laid is just what creeps do, right?
I will never meet another person like that again and that thought has caused me to cry on more than a handful of occassions.
I hope you find a friend who shares your passions.

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>Friend found the cum curtains

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It's an onomatopoeia meant to represent someone nearly vomiting.

I fell for an egirlI met on a Hearthstone forum once and she seemingly reciprocated my feelings, until I moved over to her and then she said she was just pretending to date me for months as a troll. It was a very epic funny, I must say.

Holy shit it's my worst nightmare. I get about one real scare every year, so here's my latest one which happened in May:
>sitting alone at park
>in good mood
>nobody in sight
>suddenly a mother and daughter pass by
>the kid (around ten years old) looks at me
>I wave
>she runs to her mom
>the mom yells from across the park "Did you want something? Why the hell did you just motion for my daughter to come to you?"
>awkwardly explain that I was waving
>she buys it and leaves without saying anything else
>cry in public a little and then go home
It wouldn't be so scary if I didn't feel like it's a clock ticking down until I fail to think quickly enough and actually get arrested or something.

Why would anyone ever wave at strangers

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>playing runescape in like 2004
>first online game
>some guy says 'lol' at me
>thought it was an insult
>follow him saying 'lol' back at him for like an hour

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I thought I found something like that a couple of years ago, with a girl I met on one of the discord servers I was in but I found out she was a lesbian. And fine, I could live with that, I told her my feelings anyway just so I could get some closure and not keep wondering if I had even the tiniest chance. Even if she said no, I would have been fine being friends because I loved talking to her and playing rocket league with her. But like a couple months after getting rejected and just generally being friends, she told me that she was dying of leukemia. This was around the time we started showing pictures of ourselves to each other, she told me cause she was losing her hair and was gonna cut it short. She started messaging me less and lesd frequently cause she was in and out of the hospital. She stopped even being able to play rocket league, although she'd always try to see if she could play anyway because she loved the game so much before giving up because we get stompef since she couldn't handle the coordination needed for it anymore. She stopped sending me pictures because she didn't like how she looked, her voice sounded weaker and weaker on VC and she couldn't sing as well as she used to. She stopped messaging anyone entirely last year, which she'd always told me would be the sign that she's gone. I went into a really bad depressive spiral because of it last year, had nothing but suicide in my mind until I finally talked about it to my family since I was too aware of how much suicide hurts the ones that care about you (my cousin committed suicide when I was a kid) and didn't wish that on my family in case I got too weak and gave in to my impulses. I'm still not entirely over it.

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My dad walked in on me playing Kingdom Hearts, Persona 3, Final Fantasy X-2, that's not as bad as some people here thankfully.

>playing HL2E1 as a retard kid
>Alyx makes the "zombine" joke
>don't react at all
>feel bad
>reload chapter so I can chuckle at her lame joke
>realize right afterwards how dumb I was being

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Oh god that reminds me of some shit I did

>think of myself as the class clown because I liked making people laugh
>In reality was probably just annoying them and they were laughing out of pity
>Wanted to be the first comedian online
>Walked up to 2 random people chilling in Varrock square
>"I'm gonna throw an asterisk at you"
>Kept repeating this over and over again while spacing the chat so the overhead text would look like a single asterisk got closer and closer to their heads
>This went on for hours

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When I was 17 roommates caught me playing Neko Para. Needless to say I wasn't invited to any parties after that. Had to transfer to a different college too.

>be me
>play Battlefield for years
>met squad mate in BF2
>we stick with each other through thick and thin
>all the way up until BF1
>always chat through text
>they get a mic
>it's a fucking girl
>my best online "bro" is a girl
>she sounds so fucking pretty
>get shy
>start ignoring her messages
>leave server whenever she joins
>remove them from friends list
>just remove them entirely from my online life
Fuck...

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>playing on a roleplay server
>some dude wants me to join teamspeak
>never used teamspeak
>join the server he wanted me to join
>talk like I'm still roleplaying
>dudes in the channel starts to chuckle and wonder what the fuck I'm talking about
>still going for some reason
>they get annoyed and ban me from the server
>later tell the guy I couldn't find the server and never play with him again

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I can't believe you would do your bro dirty like this. A man never abandons his bro. That's a sacred bond.

why would anyone feel shame for taunting?

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Sorry to hear that. I lost a long time gaming buddy to a car crash. Week before the accident he had won a small amount money from some lottery. He said he was going to save it for his future children, was engaged to a nice girl and all. People say time will heal wounds, but it really doesn't

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I don't know, I was happy and forgot I looked like Swamp Thing but fatter. Believe me I learned my lesson.

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You're pathetic. What fucking changed?

I came to this thread for a chuckle before going to bed. Four hours later I'm sad and feel empty.
I know this may not be the thread for it, but does anyone have any funnier stories to end on?

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I got baited into losing a dramiel to a high-sec pos in eve online. I never normally trash-talk but i got some angry mail out of the blue by some noob and eventually started doing it, turns out he was no noob and i had to eat crow for losing an expensive ship in a retarded way.
He actually had infiltrated the corp with an alt who only had like pos defense skills and had killed the ceo's faction battleship too.

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I'm 25 and have never kissed anyone.

r u me?

To help, I'll contribute one of my own:
>playing Minecraft with a couple friends
>in end
>friend tosses me a pumpkin to wear to prevent enderman attacks
>I right-mouse and assume it put it on automatically like it does for helmets
>immediately run up to group of endermen and stare them all down, chuckling at how dumb they are and ignoring my friend still telling me to put the pumpkin on
>don't notice the pumpkin is still not only in my hotbar but in hand as well
>get mauled to death by like six endermen
>still get shit for it the once every year or two that I play Minecraft
I still feel humbled by this experience to this day
Thank you, user. now I can finally sleep

One time I got so mad at BF3 I threw my keyboard across the room and smashed a hole in my monitor. I had serious anger issues when I was a teen.

>playing Kingdom Hearts
>not as bad as some people here thankfully

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Im literally rping furry chicks as I type this because they put out and I hate myself.

I bought C&C4

>being immersed so hard that you act like an absolute autist
Based.

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The fuck? How is this thread still alive after more than 24 hours?

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>24 hours
are you retarded

What a fag. Find her and tell her your account was stolen but you didn't notice because you took a break from eating EAshit nonstop.

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That's why I try to stay as far from any roleplay autismo shit as possible and actively try to ruin it for other people. It's impossible to find the line between roleplay/normal human communicating that would be fitting for everyone involved.

same but 21

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Yes. Midnight brain does that to me

What the fuck is wrong with you

>got perfect grade in history one term by just quietly drawing dicks for the entire duration of history classes thus avoiding teacher's attention entirely
>tfw don't know shit about history know
>art class, teacher game us the task to draw some symbolic meaningful bullshit tree (what the fuck?)
>me and my friend started brainstorming this shit by drawing a tree of cocks and dildos, teacher caught us and called us perverts
>my random scribbles on the desk evolved into the painting of a dude strangling his dick with some cord and screaming
>mom got called to school to discuss my inappropriate behavior, shit made her cry from embarrassment
>mfw this all was totally worth it because I know make a living drawing porn

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please have my babies baitbro

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>I know make a living drawing porn
prove it fag

No.

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Had to wait like 6 months to defeat Beowulf from DMC 3 cuz it scared the shit out me. 13 years later I can't kill Lynel's from Zelda botw cuz scares me so much.

I dunno wtf is wrong with me, the game isn't dark as ocarina or majoras but faggin hard with those monstas

>>Stay for half an hour anyway listening to her hitler fanfiction where they're a couple
M A R R Y HER

That's great for americans or the french or some other big nation but the chances of finding a girl from your tiny europoor country is nil.

he cant hes not hitler

also thats chris chan levels of autism you dont want to curse your children with that kind of retardation