What went wrong?

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F*male protagonist

Unironically this. If I wanted to play a game where all my main character was preoccupied with was cock hunting, fabricating rape charges, and free bleeding I'd play CyberPunk

The action is good but not as good as Max Payne 2 or even Max Payne 3.

Released on the EGS instead of Steam, released a decade after Remedy was last relevant (back when Alan Wake was a fairly big seller for the 360), released with a limited amount of marketing as far as I could tell

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No marketing.
I didn't even know this game existed until a few weeks from release and I've been on this board nearly daily for a decade.

I don't think this is what caused it to flop, but it certainly didn't help it.

The game hasnt even been out a year.

Obnoxious writing and dialogue

I have no idea what this game is about.

It had ZERO marketing in any place I frequent.
The name is bland, and the name and cover art don't really give any indication as to what the game is like either.

I literally had to go out of my way to look up a trailer, and the trailer looked like some kind of mixup between Portal 2 and PREY. Just gray concrete slabs with little aliens running around.

Most people DO judge a book by its cover, and you need to have a damn good cover.

Releasing on EGS was the smartest move they've done. The game wouldn't sell well even on steam so they ran with the Epic money so they don't go bankrupt.

>boring story driven third person shooting game

oh no

what a loss

>utterly bland pre-release materials
>released on EGS
>made after a giant pile of shit called Quantum Break
>an utterly ugly female main character from a studio that was once well known for good male leads

this
get woke, go broke

Ps4 owners don't play games. They only care about fifa

I've liked Remedy's games, and was looking forward to this, but it dropped between a bunch of other high-profile games and I only have so much time and money. It's also really nice that they made a show of having women's only review events, effectively telling half of their audience that their dollars are not wanted. Real big-brain move, that was. Even as someone who was, as of last E3, totally hooked, I'm waiting until I'm done with all my other games before I snag this (and by then, as a bonus, it'll probably be on sale).

I would have bought it on steam unironically.
I enjoyed my fitgirl repack and his miners

I never paid any attention to this game because it looked exactly like Quantum Break (same developer I know) which already looked like a boring as fuck game

Suffers from low budget. That said i dont think it was much or a commercial failure

didnt have any interest in playing it. especially after quantum break was so dull

It's the lack of sex appeal mostly, female characters are fine. No one was bitching about 2B.

Wow I'm sure you and the 3 other people that would've bought it were going make a lot of money, especially when every worthwhile game this year is releasing in the exact same month

The f*m*le protagonist has no t*ts and no *ss to look at

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I'd add "boring and generic" female protag. She has literally nothing appealing or unique.
Take Aloy, for example. Whatever your opinion on the character, at least there was some work put in her design.

Looks boring as fuck desu

Had no idea this existed until it came out

This game had negative marketing. It almost feels like they didn't want people to find out about it at all. It's like an SCP itself.

>What went wrong?
Nothing other then releasing at a bad time. Games really good.

It's crap. And I actually tried to play it, not just judging by the protagonist's appearance. The game manages to be both incredibly boring and incredibly confusing at the same time. The quests are poorly explained and usually result in wandering around trying to figure out what the hell you're supposed to do and where you're supposed to do it. You'd think the quest markers would help, but oftentimes they're not even at the exact spot you have to do the task. They're at a completely different point in a large room and you have to search for the poorly explained objective yourself. Also, the dialogue is cringey as fuck. If the main character's man jaw didn't make you hate her already, listening to her talk certainly will. And the enemies are ridiculously bullet spongy. There's nothing to the combat but shoot, take cover, and shoot again. It's simultaneously mind numbingly boring and frustratingly difficult. Literally the only things this game has going for it are:
> The aesthetic, which is pretty cool as someone who actually likes brutalist architecture
> The best implementation of RTX to date
If you want to walk around in a brutalist building and look at pretty RTX graphics then you may like this game, but aside from that it has absolutely no redeemable qualities.

>Released in the same week as Astral Chain.
>Monster Hunter Iceborne also released not long after.
>Runs like shit on consoles.
>PC version forces EGS on you.

It's like they didn't even want me to play it.

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this but unironically

I LOVE redheads and I had no desire to even look into this shit. How do they fuck up that hard?

Is there a single western game with a female protagonist, who's not Lara Croft, that isn't shit?

Horizon, its extremely overrated but it's not a bad game.

the walking dead

The flop is female

>Devs sending games out to die because a game will never be delayed to avoid clashing with big releases

I think only the movie industry genuinely tries to space films apart if they know a competitor's film is coming out

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This.
Unironically only okay if japan does it.

Can I play this game if I voted Trump

Oni
Beyond Good and Evil

The gameplay gets much better once you get the powers and other guns

If Denuvo gets patched out, maybe there'll be a mod to fix her face.

It was literally a raytracing tech demo.
I'm surprised a PS4 version even exists.

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I don't know why people think it was a failure. It was a decent showcase game to test out RTX tracing and it had good atmosphere

Quantum break but with a female protag

Its boring

absolutely nothing, game is fucking great

Bland setting and repetitive combat.

>make your woke female protagonist purposely ugly as a political statement and make your game less appealing for no reason whatsoever other than scoring brownie points
>come up with retarded "women only" marketing campaign to cater to a completely immaginary demographic

Why devs are so fucking retarded nowadays?

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Ask the devs on twitter.

no

>female protag
>all the important NPCs you can talk to are female
>white cis male shoots himself at the start of the game (and that's a good thing)
>protag is a schizo but shows you can still be a strong independent woman

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No marketing, epic games only
Didn't realise it was completly out until yesterday or so, looked up what launcher it uses since it wasn't on steam and then decided to pirate
I already have Uplay, Steam,Battle.net and origin, I'm not installing the fucking epic launcher

jesus christ take your lithium you repetitive schizophrenic nigger

Female protagonists have been in games since pretty much the beginning you dumb zoomers.

> Make a relatively realistic looking woman
> RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DOESN'T SHE HAVE A MASSIVE ASS AND BIIIGG TIDDIIEEESSSSS FUCKING SJWS RUINING MUH VIDYAAAA
kill yerself

>wandering around trying to figure out what the hell you're supposed to do and where you're supposed to do it
this is your fault for being too retarded to follow simple instructions.
>enemies are ridiculously bullet spongy
headshots faggot. learn to aim.
>frustratingly difficult
holy fuck you're pathetic

It wasn't on Steam

Kill yourself tranny.

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>its too hard and confusing!
wrap a rope around your neck you absolute idiot

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This t b h. The console versions ran like absolute steaming dogshit. I can't find the screenshot right now but at times it runs as low as 10fps. The PC version is the only acceptable way to play it. RTX+DLSS looks nice on my PC and runs at a playable framerate. Still doesn't do anything to fix the dogshit gameplay though.

Wheres the source? This entire thread is just autistic weirdos crying about women and EGS. I bet it sold just fine

>epic exclusive
99.9% of all epic exclusives have underperformed. At this point i don't know why anyone who's game is not complete garbage even bothers with EGS. It's not worth it and it is especially not worth it if you are trying to build a franchise.

Pretty much everything? Unless you're desperate to justify your RTX purchase or are really into SCP or other assorted x-files fanfiction, there's no reason to play this.

>Remedy

What?
They developed this mess? This studio really hasn't done anything worth attention since Max Payne. Alan Wake was alright but i guess at the end they will forever remain a one-hit-wonder studio

imagine spending your life obsessing about trannies

*they never really told anyone what is it about other than it having psychic powers
*they gave the protag a manjaw
Seethe all you want about semenheads/incels/whatever but the truth is that no one wants to play as a bland masculine woman.

Epic games store.
Basically no marketing.
Horribly generic setting.
Unironically soulless.

Yeah I can't believe Remedy released a game with fun combat and great atmosphere where did it all go so wrong bros

B-but muh brutalism.

The game giving poor instructions doesn't make me stupid. It makes the devs lazy for just plopping down a yellow diamond on the map and calling it a day instead of properly explaining the quest.

But it sold well, this thread is literally just steamcuck cope

>Control
>Great combat
Pew pew pew. Charge shot, charge shot. Pew pew pew. Charge shopt, charge shot.
Off to the next encounter. Zoooom.

I agree with you, but stop being a faggot and censoring yourself

>make you entertainment media look unappealing to virtue signal to a tiny irrelevant subset of politically obsessed retards
>RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY IT DOESN'T SELL????????????? WE THOUGHT WOMEN WERE GOING TO BUY OUR GRITTY VIOLENT SHOOTER IN DROVES BECAUSE OF OUR HORSEFACED STRONK WYMAN PROTAGONIST!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dilate

Epic Games Store
Buggy game on release
Timed exclusives on console
Basic name for the game

Dilate

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El ogra de la nocte. Dios mio.

>The game wouldn't sell well even on steam so they ran with the Epic money so they don't go bankrupt.

Maybe release a good game then.

imagine being a tranny

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It kinda does. All other doors are locked, user.

I had absolutely no I idea it existed. I'm sure alot of other people had no idea too. Also the name is kinda dumb and vague.

I wonder if there are trannies who bully other trannies who look less like girls than they do. This guy must be at the bottom of the barrel.

>Ebic Exclusive
>Strong Female Protagonist™

Why did she assault a girl if she's a woman

I assume the poor perfomance on console was one reason
Source?

Resident Evil series

I heard dlss is garbage.

You sound like a chinese bot

...

because xe's a lesbian, duh

most real women dont have Christoph Waltz's chin you delusional retard

read the posts before reading, fag

post the posts before posting

shooter game with psychic powers, except all you can do is push objects around? I dunno only seen gameplay videos that look fuck boring.
This in 2019 is just sad when the HL gravity gun and Second Sight exists which nailed the formula.
Who'd have thought that overblown graphical settings, that a minority of people can even use, won't sell a game?

>Yea Forums thinks a female protag=automatically not a good game

It's not a good game for other reasons but not that.

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Lara Croft is shit

>I wonder if there are trannies who bully other trannies who look less like girls than they do.
Yes, the LGBTQOIEWRUSDLKFJ+ "community" is fucking terrible, and regularly bully people into suicide.

It's garbage if you use it by itself, but not paired with RTX. It's not meant to make the game look better. It's meant to make the game look slightly worse, but massively increase framerate. It's a trade-off. Without RTX it's pointless because if you have an RTX card you can already run at 60fps without RTX. But if you turn on RTX on a 1440p or higher screen, then you'll pretty much have an unplayable framerate. Turning on DLSS makes the image very slightly lower quality, but massively increases your framerate to a playable level. Basically it's a way to run a high res screen at lower non-native resolutions without it looking like complete dogshit.

Why are you self censoring you stupid chink

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Fermale protagonists are more than fine and no one said shit against them before the woke retardness exploded.

You genuinely have to be retarded. This was never a problem for me the entire way and I barely paid attention.
The quests aren't even complex in any way.

/pol/ doesn't have to imagine. They live that every second of their lives.

yes, had two friends who wanted a refund 10 minutes in because it was so obfuscating.

>Remedy hasn't been relevant since Alan Wake which was 8 years ago
>barely any marketing
>EGS release
>shit on the fans and only allow female streamers to stream it and advertise that then the actual game
>released in a time when games people want are released

>xe
It's xir, you fucking fashist

It's a great relief knowing faggots like you two will live miserable lives.

I actually played this from start to finish. The game makes a great first impression if you're hungry for a good sci-fi thriller, then it goes downhill from there. From a technical standpoint, the game engine isn't ready for prime time and the awful load times and hiccups make it clear. The physics are nice and the texture work is surprisingly good on the consoles. The basic shooting is solid and rewards you for being aggressive. Later on the game whiffs a lot of its story setup. Some of the side content, especially the optional bosses can be utterly grueling (combined with the long load times to make losing hurt even more). The game picks back up right at the end. Ahti was amusing with his antics.

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Keep projecting 40%

>who's not Lara Croft
From the top of my head.
>Echo
>BloodRayne
>Syberia

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shit what a brainlet

I don't play western games

Literally zero marketing. I had never even so much as heard of it until it had already released.

>come up with retarded "women only" marketing campaign to cater to a completely imaginary demographic
This thing had a marketing campaign?

Control is amazing wtf v/?

If she looked like 2B, it would have gone triple-platinum. Prove me wrong.

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>Prove me wrong.
>epic exclusive
Consider yourself proven wrong.

It's also on consoles.

That's just fucking sad. It's one of the most straightforward games I've played and the enemies take like 4 shots or 1 with launch. Stop being bad at games.

>having a female mc is woke
You guys are a joke

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Consoles don't count.
Nobody plays on consoles anyway.

Lezes are hot

Bayonetta
Samus
Amanda Ripley
Jade
Jill Valentine
Ayame

No way. Despite what people said, 2B's ass was only a relatively small part of the game's success. The great story, gameplay, and soundtrack are the real main appeal. None of which Control has.

no skimpy outfits

>western
Didn't spot that word. Some of them still apply.

If you look up the word bland you will find pictures of recent remedy games. what went so wrong man. i take one look at a screenshot of their games and i am already bored without even having played it

>making up shit i didn't say
nice strawman tranny

Two things:
1. The protagonist is an ugly man-faced tranny, most likely for wokeness points, which means the devs went woke and got broke.
2.The game is exclusive to the epic games store, which nobody wants to use. Which means that even if they hadn't gone woke, they wouldn't have made much money.

>2B's ass was only a relatively small part of the game's success.
You are insane. Even I wouldn't have bought the game if she wasn't so damn cute.

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The story ends just when the game is getting good and you start to get invested. (This is because the other half is being sold as DLC). Also you spend 95% of the game chucking fucking rocks. It was fun to fly around though, and I like the setting. Shame. The protagonist isn't even that bad really.

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not really and since its on a different platform that dont share his data you cant compare

Sony decided not to market it

I guess there's Ion Fury

>relatively
yeah good meme
the irl actress already has a manly jaw but they gave her a straight up man chin in-game, just looks retarded

>make your woke female protagonist purposely ugly as a political statement
Sure man

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I played it on console

>bland art direction
>bland main character
>story boring shite except for Alan Wake shit
just make alan wake 2, instead we get fucking quantum shit and control shit
fucking hacks

Zero marketing + who the fuck is this for? It's the same mistake they made with Quantic Dream. Using real actors, using cutting edge visuals; just make a good fucking game. Max Payne 1 and 2 didn't have cutting edge visuals, they had cutting edge GAMEPLAY, good marketing, and a good idea who it was for. The only reason I know about this game at all is it is being shitposted here.

You don't count.
Try not to be such a huge cuck.

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never heard of it until a few days ago.
there is a reason companies like ea spend 10s of millions on marketing.

This. All I ever saw for this game was the cover. No one ever talked anything about it beyond well... showing the cover and saying it exists. To this moment I don't even know the genre of the game, whether it's first person or not... anything.

Glorified tech demo for meme tracing.

she looks like a man
i have seen trannies more feminine than that.

Serious answer:
it's a rather unremarkable third person shooter with scenarios and situations that get old fast, bullet sponge enemies and a sci fi plot that takes too long to go anywhere and with a predicatbly meh ending.

And yes, the protagonist' manly face doesn't help at all to make the game stand out, but her character and inner thoughts are actually quite feminine and thus endearing, as better shown by her almost incestual obsesion with her brother. Problem is, the publisher fucked up and tried to promote the game to women by pushing men (aka 99% of the people who buy shooters) away, so almost nobody knows this and thus there's no rule34 or pretty much any non-shill positive attention being posted about the heroine.

I should breed with a manchin women to make chad sons

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f*ck you

Wheres that source senpai?

>not wanting to breed children with strong jaws

They released half of a mediocre game which runs like shit on anything but decent PCs and they chose to limit to audience to people who pirate or use the Epic store.
Remedy seem to be obsessed with shit TV dramas to a fault.

what if you get a daughter?

She has the same bone structure as young Arnold Schwarzenegger.

>I have no idea what this game is about.
I played through it and neither do it.

Sure tranny

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You ever watch a movie user

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What does your favorite game let you do

Shelley is really bland though.

>I like the setting
Why? it's just a grey office building. WOAH WE PUT RANDOM CUBES IN AN OFFICE BUILDING is not my idea of a fun setting.

Nier sold more on console

yeah no one likes female protagonists
fucking retard
the problem is she looks like a man

Yes, and they generally feature extremely beautiful people as their protagonists and characters (if they're not supposed to be evil or comedic).

Can I suck your cock?

t. Anime lover

It's atmospheric

>tranny
>is female
?

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I like MIB, SCP, X-File government stuff.

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can anyone give me a source for this? google image search gave me the most USELESS fucking results

I liked it way more than the last game, which was so forgettable I even forgot the name. I only remember CIA was in it.

she's a woman
you're a tranny

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It's a grey office building.

Ugly woman protagonist and generally lots of ugly female characters. Women in media need to look good and obey their superiors

No? Where did this even come from?

It failed to sell but the Epic deal meant even in failure they made a profit.

I said movie not Disney shlock. Most tv and movies dont typically use 10/10s rather people who can be taken seriously

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Reminder that Remedy sucks so much ass that even fucking Microsoft gave them the boot for not meeting up with their standarts

It's not that she has a man-face. It's that her character is bland and uninteresting while also not being pretty. You have to have either strong characterization or appearance.
Here's a prime example of a man-faced woman character that most people on Yea Forums didn't have any issues with.

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I don't understand why all of you want gaming to remain a male exclusive hobby. If more girls play video games it increases your odds of fucking.

>realistically attractive female protagonist
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

And it's got atmosphere, how it's framed, how music is used, how they play around with this idea of a super natural office building. It's got a certain eeriness to it that makes you realize it's not all that it seems from the beginning

More like about every single successful movie in history. Everyone loves to look at beautiful people in their entertainment media, only overly-loud, insecure Tumblr trannies "can't take them seriously".

Just be honest and say that the red lights impressed you.

that's actually pretty funny knowing 343 has been killing halo yet are still fucking working on it

did you play the game?

Generally boring gunfight and enemy types. The zero gravity shit should've been from the start

Bane?

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well it does have some pretty stellar partial effects

Women hate fun though. Why should games be tailored to make sure they don't hurt some fragile female's feelings?

When I clicked a stream to watch, it was a cutscene where characters were talking about muh plot.

What do they win by making female characters as ugly as possible? I'm not even asking for a sex symbol but to actually have a nice design

Epic paying developers is a really bad thing for the industry, its creating a false foundation for companies that would have to address the issues that made their game not sell normally but with EGS they don't have to.

They can make a game that didn't sell and wasn't popular and happily carry on to make another one, making the same mistakes again.

If Fortnite becomes unpopular and they can't afford to throw tens of millions around on all these exclusives anymore you'll see lots of publishers and developers go out of business in months.

because if girls played more vidya they wont go outside and if they dont go outside and if you dont go outside you wont meet chicks

name 10

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Sam Lake as Max looks fucking stupid and people loved that game. Why is it different now that it's a woman who is still infinitely more attractive than most male protagonists.

Women can """realistically""" look way better than that, and everyone but delusional male feminists knows that the mainstream female demographic actually prefer beautiful, stylish female characters rather than horsefaced dykes.

>Epic paying developers is a really bad thing for the industry, its creating a false foundation for companies that would have to address the issues that made their game not sell normally but with EGS they don't have to.
blame how no one likes to buy single player games unless the devs put double their budget towards marketing

good.

Literally everyone but your retardedly cherrypicked ones.

Nah, all females hate seeing women more attractive than them

Please go outside and meet people. Or don't, taking your own life would probably be less of a nuisance to the public.

since when it picking Ellen Ripley cherry-picking
she's literally one of the most iconic women in film

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It's fucking boring and I hate the main character.
>Muh dead brother
Shut up bitch, find some personality. She's not visually or intellectually interesting, she's just boring.
And the game is an unoptimized mess even on pc.

Greedfall is the best selling game on Steam and is a low budget title, lots of similar games are doing well. Blasphemous etc

This
Its why I didn’t buy it

>dead brother
He's not though. Nothing even suggested he was. Did you play the game?

i have a feeling Control is going to be more of a slow burn like Hitman 2

Hitman 2 also bombed at first

You've never looked at a blonde stacked "scientist" in a movie and thought, wow that's poor casting.

No, you're probably a mouth breather who doesn't actually think about what he consumes. Sell all your vidya and just dangle some keys in front of your face.

>Generic gameplay.
>Boring story.
>Ugly protag.
>Not Alan Wake 2.
>Epic.

Need I say more?

this, kinda
ugly female is a better answer

he read a synopsis

I WANT to buy it, but I don't know if I'm legally allowed to yet. Does anyone know when the women-only buying period ends? I don't want to get into any legal trouble.

I have never heard of this game once in my life. That's probably part of the problem

Since literally countless huge bockbuster movies featuring the most beautiful women on earth exist but you decide to focus on specifically the one that might barely suit your hilariously baseless argument and agenda.

this post gave me a tranny fetish, thanks

I meant missing\kidnapped. I've only played a few hours, but the main character is so mind numbingly dull I don't even care to remember her motivation properly.

Sony did this game dirty so they could buy Remedy

>F*male protagonist
This is the unironic correct answer. They could have mitigated the damage by making her attractive, but they went for the current year goblina instead.

Fuck off. Not wanting some stupid loud minority to decide what I can play doesn't equal incel

>F*male protagonist
Do people outside of Yea Forums even care about this?

why aren't you naming any?

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I've had enough of this "literally" disease now. We need to start executing these monsters.

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Because that would put me on your same desperate level.

I'm pretty sure it's down to either directors or marketing teams believing that the "gamer" market is a lot more segmented than it truly is. Different genres of games exist so they slap a "this type of person plays this type of game" and move on thinking that close release dates won't force people into making decisions on what game to buy. Whenever I look at the games me and my friends are looking forward to I can never really pin point what market segment we really are asides from "people who play games that aren't F2P trash"

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thats not how this works, you made a claim and can't support it
you're a retard

>it's sony's fault
how?

Sorry grandpa, language evolves and words change their meaning all the time.

>Take Aloy, for example
She's just a dude with... dreadlocks, I think? What work was there?

fpbp don't forget remember me.

Control looks pretty awful, I doubt it.

Not bothering.

>taking 'literally' literally

paid for marketing rights and exclusive content

Microsoft bought a bunch of studios now Sony is scrambling to do the same

Control bombs, Remedy has no money, Sony buys Remedy

EA did the same with Respawn when they let Titanfall 2 bomb

Isn't it terrible on consoles? Like actually unplayable?
It's also EGS exclusive so a lot of people pirated out of spite

I don't care about language changing. It's a fucking crutch word. Every time some one says literally you can take it out and it doesn't change a thing. It's a word that doesn't even need to exist any more.

>youtube thumbnail

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>takes epic deal
>launches with terrible framerate on console
I don't see how that's sony's fault, we saw and knew about this game but it's simply not that good of a game so people are shilling it like crazy on the internet.

What's wrong wanting to play a game where a little girl tears through grown men?

>the game has too much exploration and I spent the whole time ducking behind cover instead of fighting
>0/10

Lel

it scrambles on an Xbox One S, but not unplayable

the weirdest thing is that is jittered during a cutscene but otherwise its been playable. its runs like those later last gen games that were also on the newer consoles

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marketing is part of the business
Sony marketed the shit out of No Man's Sky but couldn't be damned for Control

Female protagonist is sales cancer. Always has been.

Having a daughter is always cucked.

>newStrange Metroidvania with super powers and X-files/SCP influences

How is this bad?

Nope. This entire thread is garbage being peddled by people who eat fat e-celeb cocks.

Anyway, I'm going to go and make another Kirby thread.

This, especially her inner monologing was the most annoying

Wrong, people that aren't women like attractive females

Since when is it Sony's responsibility to provide marketing for every game coming out on PS4?

if she was sexy and cute instead of just another ugly men hating feminist I would have bought it

What is Tomb Raider

They like the porn but not the game.

I pirated at least 100,000 copies

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Japan's never had a problem with female protagonists and sales.

and they used to be pretty/sexy until 5 year ago when liberals and feminist started to infiltrate gaming via the media

They look similar

since they paid for the rights

>Japan's never had a problem with female protagonists and sales.
Japan doesn't play games anymore, all they do is jerk off and play gacha

A franchise that has never had a male lead, and already died twice? Maybe even thrice now, since Shadow bombed.

I like the gameplay and the narrative, but the way the game constantly stops and starts to dump exposition on you is awful and ruins the pacing a ton. You'd figure with previous titles like MP 1/2, Alan Wake, etc. they'd realize that people like the active narration that takes place during gameplay.

it's not like male characters look realistic.
Kratos is super ripped and Nathan Drake looks like a male model as well.
Meanwhile no game is still allowed to have attractive women, liberals even censor old characters like tifa or lara croft to no longer have bigger then average breasts sizes.

Because they're designed to be appealing.

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She's still a female protagonist and her game is good.

>men hating feminist
Fucking hell there's a lot of shit like that in this thread. What do you peopel mean by it? There was literally no indication that Jesse was some kind of feminzai or whatever

No sales data has been released, you mentally ill fucks.

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She is still my son

Shadow didn't bomb.

>Sony is responsible for marketing any game that releases on PS4, so the devs should just kick back and relax
Are you touched in the head or something?

Check out the NPD charts, tranny.

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>western white female protagonist
barf

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You don't need proper data to know the obvious

judging by the long list of franchises that went woke and then broke it appears so.
2Bs Big Butt Game had even less marketing and a much smaller budget yet it sold millions of copies.
Sex sales incredible well. it is the main reason why LOL and most other franchises of the late 2000s ever god big and Gatcha games are the biggest cash cow right now in gaming

yeah thats how it typically works

Shadilay, my fellow /pol/ and MGTOW member. On the thot patrol again, eh? Keep it up, brother.

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That you have never had sex? Sure, I don't need data for that.

Are they waiting to be mounted?

because they actually make female characters and not feminist propaganda.
female characters in games always feel forced and only there to push "muh women empowerment" and "diversity"

This.

you just hate women user

yes it did, as did rise
why do you think square gave the franchise to some second rate developer?

>normal-person.tiff

>yes it did, as did rise
Sources? Any? No? Ok.

The buyers aren't getting the games for the gameplay, they are getting it for "something else".

The only data we have is that enough playstation players voted it as the best release so far, but that's just a strong indicator and not a direct correlation to sales. The fact that Yea Forums is obsessed with the game and makes daily threads about since release is probably a better indicator of the fact that it did well.

Shit gunplay for a remedy game
Dumb level design
Samey environments outside of le spooky trippy stuff
When u actually have to fight its trash. Games ok outside of that
The mc is... Boring at least chads could self insert into max payne Alan wake and quantumn bane bros

Hopefully the performance patch fixes the shit on pc I hope it gets cracked soon

Nice looking game a shame nvidia didn't market it hard since it's the only game that makes good artistic use of dxrt so far and doesn't run that bad for significant visual upgrades

you just want to life in a hugbox user

Maybe if women weren't so obnoxious, people would tolerate them for longer than it takes to get in their pants.

so mirrors edge wasn't a success then?

imagine liking wh*te women in 2019

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>there's only two genders, male and political

Is this a mating call?

>I hope it gets cracked soon
They released the game DRM free dummy.

Where and when the fuck was this a thing? I know twerking was trendy but I never saw any of this shit

>Hasn't been laid in ever.
>Seething so hard, he sees feminist propaganda in everything.
See. that's what everyone thinks of you but unironically.

these are all buzz words that your youtube essayist told you
you can say this about any game because they're "conclusions" not explinations

>Janny deleted it

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Excuse me but
>popular = bad
>unpopular = bad
what the fuck?

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Women

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doesn't include EGS numbers

Im playing it right now
Its breddy good in the what the fuck am i playing kind of way

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF WHITE WOMEN!

have sex

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE

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>ugly F*male protagonist
FTFY

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The only reason I didn't finish Horizon was because I couldn't stand watching that ugly globin, how on earth can someone find her attractive?

wtf

i skipped every cutscene honestly

Nah I spent a couple of hours playing this shit at 4k 25fps and found it ok

Definitely a visual showpeice
Sadly it's art direction isn't as jaw dropping as say crisis 1 or 3 was but I doubt we will ever see that again it's just deminishing returns.

At least it doesn't feel like a tech demo but yeah the gunplay is a problem also boring enemies and ai but that's never been their strong suite.

Poor enemy variety also sucks nothing new but I'm barely into the game had to stop playing due to hitching and stuttering eveb with rt off

Imagine being brainwashed by nip cartoons so bad that you've become unattracted to women.

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that's basically every dog owner, to be fair

>wh*te women

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he's used the phrase
"NOW I'M THE ANIME GIRL" before

And "Where's the bulge?!"

505 banned male streamers and instead only gave early copies to women, supporting the sexist idea that women deserve special privialge simply for being female .
also the story is full of strong wyman yet all the guys in the game are either evil or weak and need to be helped by women,
it is a complete feminist fantasy

I like cute Asian girls though.

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how tho? gamergate won the culture war and leftism's death knell was sounded by Trump's election

cope tranny autist

Based and Redpilled. Whores only have one reason to exist, make us food and getting fucked.

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Was this at the American Social Democrats Convention 2019?

*female dog owner
Guys are just p
obsessed with their dogs nuts

honestly I always kinda found it endearing how niggers don't mind beating up women

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/pol/cucks getting straight up BULLIED!.

> I'm da trash man. I eat gahbage.

Based

idol culture is cancer

Wrong, the First female protagonist os Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn®

>Posts a caked up chink model.
Good to see you're still deluding yourself, incel.

Ah yes here we see a wild white femcel attempt the ancient mating dance of her culture the no ass buttocks shake
The male appears disinterested and moves on
Upon failing to attract a mate she returns to social media and the wine bottle where she will spend most of her time until the next mating season

Glad to see you're still seething, roastie.

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There's literally nothing wron with Aloy asides from her horrendous hairstyle, but holy shit the control protagonist is basically trans

all women are whores

Well I think Max Payne 1 and 2 managed to hold up from a gameplay point of view at the time because not a lot of other third person shooters were doing slow motion at the time and the Matrix had come out just two years earlier so a lot of people wanted to emulate it and it was a success. More importantly both of those games told interesting stories and strongly set their tones and themes from the word go and that helped invest people into the game quite well.

Alan Wake basically did the same thing from a storytelling point of view but had extremely basic and unsatisfying gameplay. I remember magazines containing details of being able to travel around Bright Falls free roam but considering it was a horror game I knew that probably wouldn't happen and was right. The enemies just didn't feel threatening after the first few hours and the gameplay quickly overstayed its welcome.

With Quantum Break the narrative focus went into overdrive with those live action segments which took the player out of the game too frequently so you wouldn't really want to keep going. The combat while more enjoyable than Alan Wake still got stale fast.

When I saw Control's first gameplay trailer I just despaired. It was clear to me Remedy had learned its lessons about too much narrative focus but the gameplay wasn't compelling. Seeing telekinesis mechanics straight out of Half-Life 2, Bioshock, Doom 3 Res of Evil etc. is not new or interesting. Nor is the typical follow the marker structure with quest logs straight out of an MMO or Ubisoft game going to thrill me. So it's left to shooting mechanics and movement which are all your usual dashes and spraying with a pistol but with absolutely no variety. Hell, some enemies at longer ranges just freeze in place and take it while you melt down floating health bars for hours like an absolute chore. When you see a HUD like the one Control has it's usually a red flag for mediocre gameplay.

There is absolutely everything wrong with Aloy.

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Worse,
it's an UGLY f*male protagonist

Have you paid your Israel tax lately, Amerifatty?

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Trench and Darling were the best characters though. The Janitor was your boss and the other two guys needed your help as much as the females

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>we made her ugly because that's more realistic
Wow.

>Sadly it's art direction isn't as jaw dropping as say crisis 1 or 3 was but I doubt we will ever see that again it's just deminishing returns.
what art direction. Crisis was literally just a jungle and then ice.

>Take the pill. Pay the bill.

I wish we played as the janitor instead

Is this worth playing?

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why the fuck does it get so hard at the end

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Women don't need to be anime to not be ugly. Funny how you can't even entertain this idea because you can no longer even imagine a non-ugly character who isn't anime after being force fed an endless diet of ugly hoes.

>learned nothing from Nier where a single butt carried all the sales.
>instead creates a creature with a chin that sticks out further than her nose.

These are the ideal female waists. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

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In short, Remedy has had 18 fucking years to improve on its gameplay and show something innovative but it's too busy copying what everyone else was doing years ago. Their development cycles are very long and the end product is usually less than 10 hours in total and in 2019 unless that's an amazing 10 hours of gameplay it's not even remotely worth it. They didn't adapt to change and now the studio is probably going to get axed.

Also Quantum Break and Control had some of the most sterile art designs I've ever seen in vidya and very weak soundtracks. That doesn't help either.

Lara used to look like this before they got their Woke mitts on her.

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Unironically yes.

It's okay if you're into movie games.

minimalism is aesthetic, clutterfag.

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>tumblr nose

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The developers sure thought it was when the made their entire marketing campaign based around that fact.

They stopped her from looking like a cheap whore. I don't see the issue.

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The opening level is great
Also the mothership and ice levels
And the expansion
Also parts of crysis 3 and that Roman game had a cool look
This so fucking much
When rockstar makes a better max payne sequel then remedy something is very wrong.

I miss the scrappy upstart Sam Lake and Co who actually used the lowfi budget shit to their advantage

Too much budget blows out on cringe cgi wunnabe tv tier writing or worse cutscene after cutscene

Fpbp, she's not even cute

No there isn't. She's not bad just because they didn't go with an obviously conceptual cartoon design. Like I said her only drawback is her horrendous hairstyle. If anyone shopped a regular female hairstyle she'd look extremely cute.

She's slim, has curves, toned body, pale, natural redhead and green eyed. You'd be drooling for any real girl with those features

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Yeah but they weren't all hideous bull dykes or flat chested rape victims.
They were hot and capable.

Fuck you, fake boomer.

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I can't hear your autistic incel screeching over the sound of you furiously jacking off to pictures on the internet while the rest of us are enjoying functional relationships.

It's a tumblr artist. How embarrassing is it that a tumblr artist made a cuter character than what you hired her for?

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>Punch someone
>turn your back on him and slowly walk away
Why? There was a 100% chance that she would get hit back

Appealing for "Sony fans" without Sony's financial support

Nah, her bloated pig face is the biggest problem. And they had more realistic concept arts later which were still cute.

They made her ugly on purpose. Something something wanting to make her more "ethnic" or whatever.

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>not being ugly means you are a cheap whore
t. ugly person

How tf are you even comparing the two? Aloy is photorealistic, you cannot have a drawing that literally does not have any facial feature detailed with a photorealistic image. But this shit really proves my point about her Aloy is only dragged down by her hairstyle

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>That nostril necrosis.
What was she snorting?

Marketing and promotional images seem pretty flat to me. It’s presented cleanly but I think it just looks like nothing really new, even if the psychic ability thing isn’t very common in games. I think if all of this focus was going to be on the main character, then some more emotion and “struggle” should have been communicated to people seeing the game for the first time. There’s nothing to really like or dislike about the character if something like the OP image is the first thing you see. I personally would’ve liked to see the game center around her powers to a degree where she didn’t even use a gun, but that’s honestly more for style and I wouldn’t know how to make what I’m thinking work in place of what we got, it would be a lot of work.

>she'd look extremely cute.

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Not only that she's ugly and boring
She could have at least been interesting or qt but she's neither also I dunno what the player is meant to take away from her
Umm she wants to save her brother by killing innocent corrupt white males w-wow so brave

How in the fuck can you defend this mug?

>that fucking head
lmao. happy to claim that I have never and will never play HZD or any other game corrupted by the culture of ugly.

I love Remedy, but not enough to buy it on EGS. Even sold my keys I got with my GPU.

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>I'm keeping my virginity sacred.
ftfy

>photorealistic = instantly ugly
Nah, fuck off with this trannyspeech. The two are not mutually exclusive.

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Nah, the hairstyle is fine. It's her bloated corpse face that ruins it.

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>functional relationships
You mean incoming divorce settlements?

"Bloated pig face"
sure user.

Yes, a bad one.

She's box wine gamer mom self empowerment insert which is weird because those type of female gamers just play mobile trash and pc point and click with maybe the occasional fps

Not a borderline experimental rtx tech demo with worse than twin peaks revival cross scp tier writing and gameplay.

F. E. A. R. Was more memorable and fun than this and it was fairly generic for its time

Sure when it's pretty, like portal for example, this is just bland and boring

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Do you fucking know how to read? Her photorealistic model is not ugly, it's her hair. Her hair is 100% responsible for her looks

Maybe?

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In reality

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stop being annoyed by the world around you, autist.
this is the only place you have.

I literally never heard of that game

Brutalism is good

I dropped it despite enjoying it because the map is fucking unusable. I can't tell if something is on the 1st or 6th floor of the building.

Yikes.

I would have bought it on steam. Quantum break is pretty damn cool.

cope

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>Her hair is 100% responsible for her looks
But it fucking isn't

It's weird tho the entire hub world is so boring they could have gone for something actually visually interesting but it's literally just sliding concrete blocks
Maybe the rtx side of things limited what they could do? Who knows.

Level design is dogshit anyway so it looking better wouldn't help the terrible gameplay
It's better than Alan wake and quantumn break but gets shit on by Max payne series

I love the hairstyle desu

>Her photorealistic model is not ugly
Can you read?

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Women believe their actions won't have consequences because they are women and no one will confront them.

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Do white guys actually believe this?
If so, it explains so much.

>I don't understand why all of you want playing cards to remain a male exclusive hobby. If more girls play cards it increases your odds of fucking.
Said no one ever.

Female protagonist that looks like a gorilla.

Even MD did it better

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this game didn't intend to have any type of feminist or political marketing
it literally just has a female protagonist
so how could it feel forced

go look up a fucking gameplay video then? why must games be spoonfed to you?

someone give me a quick rundown

Apologize to the gorillas

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Her face is fucked cause of that facial scan crap. See Quiet in TPP or Claire In RE2

I'm actually not a virgin, fucked my 15 year old girlfriend when I was in high school. I don't know what it feels like to be a virgin in your 20s.

youtu.be/1faGNp9xvNQ

1. They marketed this game towards females, when it's a fucking sci-fi shooter and not a mobile game.
2. Their marketing campaign was literally sexist and only gave female streamers/youtubers access.
3. There was very little hype due to this awful "look how great and brave we are" and "no boys allowed" marketing campaign.
4. The main character isn't even anything special after all this self-congratulatory horseshit. She just another boring, average female in a sea of them.
5. The main character isn't attractive. (Men and women both gravitate towards attractive characters in all forms of media.)
6. The game wasn't great. Psi-Ops from the PS2 era did it better.

dude, they had a whole "FEMALE STREAMER FIRST!!!" woke marketing campaign, don't even try.

He bought?

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>ellipses
"No"

This guy does not give a fuck. What a trooper.

>They marketed this game towards females
Hold up, seriously? I haven't been paying attention to the game at all. This seems like an extremely poor idea no matter how you look at it and could easily explain why it flopped.

Why the fuck did they do that stupid shit when the game had jack shit to do empowerment crap. And women hate seeing attractive women

based

It's gotten to the point where black women created by Japs are more attractive than 90% of white women created by whites.
Shit's hilarious.

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I love the absolute state of that walk away.

so that's what stallone was doing between rambo movies...

>what went wrong

Remedy became shit after Max Payne 2. That's what went wrong.

>female protagonist
>the thing you'll be playing as and looking at through most of the game
>don't make her cute
Are western devs retarded?

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>released on the EGS instead of Steam

Quantam Break didn't do well on Steam either.

And then, the room was full of trannies.

Here is an image of another game which commercially bombed in the first week

Anyone see the problem?

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Imagine getting outsold by a game that everyone on the internet pretends to hate with a passion

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Probably because it released on Steam a year after the original Windows Store version and had a reputation for running like shit.

>white girl is the cutest
KT know what's up.

>Remedy
>making nothing but shitcore heavily cinematic games after Max Payne 2
>after Quantum Break's failure they still didn't figure out nobody wanted to play a shitty third-person shooter with excessive use of ebin psychic powers
>Rockstar's Max Payne 3 is better than anything Remedy made since MP2

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Why is albino anteater living in that dude's head?

They stop letting you get away with playing it as a cover shooter.

The game was shit altogether. It was some wannabe netflix mini-series masquerading as a videogame.

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cope

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The models look like shit, the shadows are shit, the AA is shit ...

There's a reason why REMake 2 gets so many cunny mods.
Make your female characters cute and no one will care.

They win brownie points with a group of people that won't buy the game outside of the dozen or so "Journalists" who buy it and play for 20 minutes just so they can praise the ugly goblin to the rest of the group that won't buy it and they can all praise it too.

>Rockstar's Max Payne 3 is better than anything Remedy made since MP2
Max Payne 3 had far better shootdodge mechanics but fucked up with the constant loading screens and automatic bullet time sequences for certain events throughout the game

Kinda reminds me of Rhona Mitra, who was one of my earliest faps. I don't mind a defined jaw. It's all in the eyes and the lips anyway. There's a limit of course.

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See this is what Remedy is actually good at, lighting. Everyone responsible for the lighting in Quantum Break and Control needs to get the fuck out of that company and put their talent towards something good.

Nothing, it's just an average game

She looks fat in comparison to the two Asian cuties desu

The problem is that most of them like living in Finland and there aren't many big game studios in there that aren't mobile.

It's worse than that because an average game usually runs around 30 hours these days because it will have a multiplayer component. There's zero value for money to Control so no one is buying it

Here's my controversial opinion fags
I liked it, had a lot of fun with it and the flying felt nice to me for some odd reason
It's not a surprise half of you niggers didn't even play the game

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seething incel lmao

seethe

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It's main selling point is atmosphere and Ray Tracing white are too niche to be money makers

Yes

You're not even reading what I'm typing anymore

Dat volumetric lighting though mmm mmm

Dilate.

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people were going to buy a tech demo slav game

people are gonna buy a nip with glasses tech demo too

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im talking about atomic heart

Are you proving his point? Because you're showing a very well let collection of grey cubes. Now imagine if they put their talents to lighting something other than grey cubes.

Story seems kinda interesting but far too forced with "WEIRDER THAN ALAN WAKE! SEE HOW WEIRD AND MYSTERIOUS IT IS?" right out of the gate, the MC is so bland, boring and ugly, gameplay feels ok to bland, still i will way until all DLC are released to pirate and finish it.

The game couldn't be sexualized she was too ugly and then to make matters worse they added an ugly old black security expert

yeah i know, i'm saying people are gonna buy kojima's company proof of concept startup shit

>literally just cubes with a tiled texture
>but the light is red so it's not a quick cash grab
I've seen assets like this in free indie walking sims

Remedy jumps to modern era Stephen King too fast which is just weird for the sake of weird from the word go instead of setting it up first

>You can THROW STUFF at enemies!!! Isn't that cool?!?
When will this meme end

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Never heard of the game until a day or two before release. At this point its have been wiser to wait until the ps5 released. Games sell better when they're released during launch window.

what's a game that you think looks better

>You've never looked at a blonde stacked "scientist" in a movie and thought, wow that's poor casting.

That depends entirely on how well she acts.
If she acts like a bimbo, then yes, poor casting and a poor script.
If she sells the idea of a learned and analytical scientist with her acting, who am I to tell her she can't be that thing in a movie just because she has huge titties and blonde hair, because no matter how she does that just doesn't jive with my preconceptions of the bespectacled mousy and disheveled scientist?
What law is there that says a scientist can't be attractive?
Fuck, there are just as many well known and loved male protagonist scentist and doctors in fiction that are chiseled jawed, handsome chads as there are unkempt, nerdy, eccentric science hermits with crazy Doc Brown hair.

it doesn't matter how simple it is so long as it looks good.

I liked the game well enough, but I was left wanting more, combat was decent and felt satisfying by the end of the game, but even after reading every collectible pick up the game only took between 20 and 30 hours to beat, and I could have done it in 10 ish if I didn't fuck around so much and explore every nook and cranny. There is so much interesting story in the collectibles that you only get to experience a sliver of in actual game play, I bet there will be a bunch of dlc to fill those gaps, but while the game feels well polished it seems like there should have been more.

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>duuude atomic heart is just a tech demo
Oh shit is this another episode of some retard pretending that a gameplay demo was fake even though there's literal proof that it wasn't?

man face tranny

She looks cute here though.

When it stops being cool.

i mean where is it

cope

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Any game that isn't made of untextured cubes.

I'm glad I decided to ignore Yea Forums and buy it, the combat in this game is great.
>zipping around the air hurling forklifts, returning enemy grenades in mid-air, and then ground-slamming a group of enemies to regen health from damage
>bring up my shield and dash to the next group, then use it to stun them
>snipe a few flying enemies and launch a grenade at the next group before taking off again
like the core loop of the fighting itself is really satisfying and has some good options, too many people are just shit at it and think you're supposed to walk around or duck behind railings on stairs and take potshots instead of being aggressive.

But Control wasn't a "colossal failure." 450 replies discussing a completely false premise. Yea Forums is dumb as fuck.

Remember Me

Metro Exodus
Far Cry 5 / New Dawn
Battlefront 2
Gears of War 5
Red Dead Redemption 2
Hitman 2
God of War
Uncharted 4
Horizon Zero Dawn

the game has good textures

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That's two reasons

BUT ITS JUST A GREY BUILDING

We have this thread about Control literally every single day multiple times a day. If it actually flopped we would have just forgotten about it and moved on.

I've litteraly never heard of this game before this thread. Nobody's talking about it, there's absolutely no marketing, and it's being released on a store nobody uses.

if you think it sold even remotely well, you might be the mentally ill here

Professional photo shoot + photoshopping her granny lines

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Gee I wonder

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People are praising the amazing gameplay, shooting mechanics and special powers but whole game was me just one shooting everything with telekinesis powers. If you mod it and upgrade you don't even need any weapons or other powers.

That doesn't look at good as the others

she looks disgusting dude

Non of these look good and Battlefront 2 looks worse than the first, lol

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none of them nearly have as many cool set pieces
they can't even compare to The Evil Within 1

indeed, when i reach the director's room and it BOOM YOU ARE THE DIRECTOR NOW! all i could think was "what is this game in such a hurry?" weird shit without proper setting up is just weird shit with nothing really intriguing about it, if anything goes and the MC is completely fine with it why should i care?

>If more girls play video games it increases your odds of fucking.
Not only is gaming not male exclusive but this statement is patently false.
It's like saying "If there are more women than men, everybody gets laid!" There are more women than men, and that's not currently the case. Why would pushing more women into any particular microcosm mean they're more likely to want to have sex with people they already aren't having sex with?

>oneangryincel

cope

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leftycuck devs are just braindead stupid, there is 1 age old rule you can't break with a product and that is SEX SELLS, you can have a shit fucking game but COOMERS will eat it up because muh dick. Not even epic money could save this turd LMAO, just proving ugly people never make money no matter how much shit they shove down people's throat.

>b-b-b-b-b-but they game is all grey blocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam Lake is hot, though.

Honestly this game is being carried by lighting. All the effort has gone there and not into the gameplay

Alright snoyboy, I get it, you gotta defend your exclusives from the filthy nincels, but come the fuck on dude. Most of us here at PChads, Aloy is uglier than the actual women we have sex with, and when fantasy is worse than reality, you know something is wrong.

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Note about rubber duck quacking some random guy to death was the best.

>danger signs all in grey

Right.

seethe

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>read the article
>nobody was actually excluded from streaming the game
you shill your own articles way too much for how bad they are dude

It's okay when the girls are oozing feminine charm.
Western devs are so caught up in/scared of neo-Marxist horseshit that they can't even directly acknowledge that masculine charm and feminine charm are not the same.".
Japan has no qualms with sexy, feminine girls with prominent secondary sexual characteristics.

>Starting area
>No photo mode
>Base PS4

Out.

I thought the game running like shit was the problem

Is she coming to talk to the manager?

>good textures
Not seeing that plural, all I see is 1 tiled texture on the entire screenshot. And a bunch of decals

It's not the fact that she's female. It's the fact that she has little to no sex-appeal. If it was being female why didn't Nier Automata flop? Because 2B is hot. The chick in Control has a man face, small tits and no ass.

I did that 15 years ago in Half-Life 2 but ok

>Y-YOU HAVE TO USE PHOTO MODE
Cope

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I think 3/8 over 2 generations is the proper ratio for having attractive blacks desu. You can run the gamut on supermodel subsaharans or Ethiopians but in general those are the numbers you need to run solid odds.

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I love these threads always the same ugly cunt defending women on Yea Forums lol

>red items = DANGER!!!
holy shit this is retardcore

I pirated it, it didn't run shit on my PC, actually ran pretty smooth.

i7 7700K 4.7Ghz
32GB DDR4
GTX 1080ti

Maybe epic retards all have shit PCs