How do we fix Touhou?
How do we fix Touhou?
Joseph Perez
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Landon Ramirez
more Patchouli
Joshua Jackson
What do you mean fix? It's fine.
Nathan Wright
More porn.
Luke Baker
I KILLED KANAKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aaron Fisher
Bring back Mima.
Jayden Hernandez
Make Parsee a main character in at least one game.
Leo Powell
What’s to be fixed?
Wyatt Rogers
Fix what?
Logan Green
More cunny.
Dylan Stewart
GFW2
except instead of freezing bullets you burn them since Clown is the main character
Colton Jackson
Fix the fact that the main characters are an impoverished sociopath and a mentally-deficient halfling
Colton Robinson
Charles Sanders
t.youkainigger
Jaxson Campbell
Give Reisen two more mainline games so she evens out with other guest playables
Carson Roberts
>Plot
Clownpiece causing mischief over Gensokyo like Hecatia told her to
>Stages
Human Village (Keine)
Kasen's House (Kasen)
Forest of Magic (Alice)
Extra Stage is Reimu fed up with her not paying rent or some shit
Brody Taylor
The protagonist doesn't have to be perfect
Eli Wright
Where can you go play the game. I can’t find it
Nathan Myers
what's there to fix?
Aaron Ross
Marisa is smart
Noah Ramirez
moriyashrine.org has every 2hu game
Ryan Morales
>fix touhou
play the games nigga
Nathan Cooper
Malehou spinoff.
Elijah Davis
>tfw
Asher Powell
Marisa actually looks based, damn.
Ryder Adams
no
Noah Evans
you don't know what based means
Wyatt Collins
Reimu actually looks bearable for once
Connor Parker
of course Reimu would be a shuubie
Cameron Rivera
Instead of big boobs, its big penis for Sakuya?
Lincoln Morgan
Also genderswapped miko makes no sense because historically shes already a guy
Alexander Foster
Would you lick Reiman's armpits?
Jaxon Lee
Im fucking inlove with boyrisa
Elijah Brown
and his chest, and his dick
William Davis
Character flaws are important.
Cameron Kelly
More Crown Prince?
Jackson Cox
Imagine not being to beat NORMAL
Kayden Lee
>being to beat
Daniel Gonzalez
Just play Sakuya bro
Samuel Gonzalez
Marisa is a healthy, average-height Gensokyo woman.
Dominic Garcia
Kill Reimu
Logan Flores
So.......?
Grayson Garcia
Leo Morris
Dumb raccoon poster
Levi Walker
Why is this chicken so cute?
Grayson Morales
stop making gimmick games
Christopher Mitchell
R U D E
Henry Ross
You stop that.
Justin Turner
I love my cute umbrella wife
Owen Murphy
It's called Cho Aniki.
David Brown
So?
Tyler Foster
Kogasa is a dumb blacksmith who lives off of instant ramen.
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Joshua Scott
Sex with the raccoon?
John Cox
pcb sucks
the only good games are eosd, imperishable night, hisoutensoku and ten desires
prove me wrong
protip: you can't
Jacob Perry
>eosd
>td
Adam Gomez
Cute vamps
Brody Rodriguez
redpill me on ZUN2
Oliver Morgan
>TD
Elijah Bell
Wait a moment, something's off here...
Landon Hill
Mamizou best obaa-san.
Adam King
i liked the trance mechanic of td and eosd is literally perfect
ur posts are invalid
Nathaniel Collins
Zun Seems to be an incredibly chill guy, but I have no idea what I wuld talk about with him, its a toss up between if he initiates a convo about touhou or he just doesnt like talking about it? Idk
Henry Collins
now give her a kiss on the cheek
Joseph Martinez
these tits are FAKE. NEVER trust a tanuki's boobs
Jack Howard
Remake the first three Windows games, either as some kind of three-pack or one at a time.
> all three have "Original mode" and "Modern mode"
> Original mode plays more or less identically to the first game
> Modern mode brings each game more in line with modern entries with more game-ish gimmicks
Tentative ideas:
> EoSD has you collecting scarlet mist (think divine spirits, but will slowly drift down instead of disappearing)
> You can press C at any time to switch between firing normally and firing scarlet-enhanced bullets, draining your mist like ammunition
> Scarlet shot has a vampiric effect, giving life/bomb shards when you capture spell cards with it, on top of additional damage and shot-enhancing gimmicks a la WBaWC
> PCB works as normal, but cherry bonuses now give bomb shards and bosses drop petals like those from Yuyuko's last spell while the border is active, allowing you to extend it
> IN has team-dependent time point gimmicks
> Border team can wrap around the edge of the screen
> Magic team can turn points into bomb shards or power items
> Scarlet team can enhance damage similar to the EoSD gimmick
> Netherworld team can slow time
Colton Hall
Hey, cut it out.
Hunter Hall
>eosd is literally perfect
It's worse than both the games preceding and following it
Zachary Myers
Seihou 1+2 need a remake since they barely work on Windows. EoSD and PCB need a remake since the source code is gone
Asher Gutierrez
What is it about Kasen that made her fanworks almost entirely porn?
Hunter Taylor
>following
having sakuya as a playable character is nice, but the cherry mechanic feels like a gimmick
>preceding
haven't played any pc-98 games yet, sadly
Jeremiah Nelson
having no personality + big tits
Jack Johnson
new touhou book when? Symposium of Post Mysticism only went up to Ten Desires
Jonathan Thompson
big ol oni tiddies
Elijah Bell
How do we fix touhou?
More cunny
Nathan Garcia
Fake News of Tengu Journalism
Grayson Scott
DOGS
Julian Robinson
yeah but I mean one of Akyuu's Gensokyo chronicle books, with the character profiles
Matthew White
Ian Diaz
Alexander Rodriguez
For me, it's UFO
Charles Bailey
>Marisa
based
Jose Brown
You sick son of a bitch, what did you do!
Jaxson Cook
What is this from?
Lincoln Russell
Is... is that the alt-right I've heard about?
Carson Hall
I've just beat Mamizou as Marisa
The entire ex stage is pure, unfiltered bullshit
Connor Walker
I fixed her
Angel Ward
congrats
Luis Scott
I have that same controller. logitech F310.
i use a different one for touhou though. and the dpad.
William Cook
Jace Rogers
>cherry mechanic feels like a gimmick
>Trance is fine tho
Also good luck with UFO
Josiah Bell
It gets easier once you've mastered trance tbqh
Aiden Green
Press home key to take snapshots, use gpu scaling so the game doesnt stretch.
All the main games are good except ufo
David Flores
By adding some more mouse!
Ian Kelly
*UFO and PoDD
Though jokes aside, at worse mainline games are ill conceived rather than truely bad.
HM is shit though.
Aaron Mitchell
h-haha yeah imagine not being able to beat normal
Anthony Nguyen
what the fuck was her problem?
Eli Jones
>PoDD
oh I don't even consider the first 3 games to be a thing, lol
Lucas White
more porn
William Garcia
all the fightans are either painfully mediocre or bad except Soku
Adam Martinez
Hunter Flores
cut out the 'bullet hell' part and just make the rest of it porn.
Kayden Ortiz
dumb whore
Levi Ramirez
>cut out the best part
Jeremiah Ortiz
PoDD>PoFV
Sebastian Russell
>blue bullets blue background
>red bullets red background
Isaiah King
Nice contrarian opinion.
TSS does PoDD better than PoDD btw
Logan Baker
>blue talismans next to a lot of falling point items
Christian Johnson
>play Youmu
>let go of shift just before the sword strike finishes charging
Michael Roberts
>game predicated on "please wank over these preteens"
>fix
It's accomplishing its idiot point. Why fix what ain't broken?
Zachary Davis
None of the designs are wankable though. Fans just make them wankable.
Jason Butler
>preteens
>the only character that's younger than 18 is a fucking dog
Jonathan Adams
imagine unironically thinking this
Henry Evans
You're a stronger man than I am if you can wank to this
Isaac Stewart
Raiko, Benben and the other one also under 18 in the same way
Jack Peterson
>hat with eyeballs
Connor Myers
Does Ebisu count as being a preteen despite being an unborn fetus?
Luis Bell
We don't know how long she's been dead.
Justin Scott
We can at least agree she's cute and funny for a fetus.
Nicholas Young
I came here to say that i'm gonna breed the Shrine Maiden.
Christian Gomez
ZUN said she's a god of fortune too so she might actually be old
Jason Gonzalez
I wonder if Hina's friends with her then?
Jace Martin
Julian Wilson
my favourite part of this omake is that Yachie's profile is longer than Eika's, Urumi's and Kutaka's combines and it spells out the plot of the whole game
Ryan Lee
>eiki isn't a midget but just small compared to komachi
blessed chart
Jace Rivera
Why is Shimmy such a precious onahole?
Jeremiah Young
>>She acts courteously towards everyone, but looks down on the vast majority of them.
>surprise attacks
>(((Kike)))tsu
Brayden King
PC98 > Windows
David Bennett
Which songs do you like the most Yea Forums?
I only picked this one because i'm too lazy to search for others.
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Landon Martin
>Keiga = hard femdom and CBT
>Kiketsu = rape from every angle
>Gouyoku Alliance = Reenacting that one JAV where the actress fucks 100 men, but with you instead of the woman
>whatever the 4th one is = hot drug-induced sex
Colton Lopez
Damn medicine is a womannlet
Ian Richardson
I'm surprised there isn't art of Mima kidnapping Hina and disguising herself as her. I thought that wrote itself
Jacob Fisher
Well she's literally a doll.
Easton Phillips
If Marisa dressed up like a fairy, I'm pretty sure no one would know the difference.
Jordan Turner
why do i find small marisa so cute bros
Gavin Clark
Because Marisa is a canon womanlet.
Wyatt Martin
imagine.....
David Rogers
this picture was cute and then I found out that it was part of a set that ends with sakuya asking marisa if she would have been better off not learning to use magic at all if she was going to be so reliant on it and then I felt sad
Jacob Edwards
she does have a point
but she can still use slaves and normal magic
Gabriel Howard
Marisa best girl
Eli Williams
marisa and mokou make the best pairing non-romantic, of course. Mokou is for Keine.
Nathaniel Turner
>Clown is barely smaller than Marisa
>who is, a fairy
I M A G I N E
Ryder Rogers
Youmu is even smaller
Ryder Howard
Youmu is a dork. A tiny dork.
Nicholas Cooper
I don't know why they made her look like an actual toddler.
Jacob Morgan
imagine being like 60 years old and genuinely being smaller than a fairy
Alexander Davis
because she basically is, in human years she would probably be 14 at most
Blake Hall
>tfw her nonspell kills me again
at least she's a cute dork
Charles Ross
rude!
Grayson Jackson
If Youmu wasn't possessed by animal ZOMBIE GOASTs, she'd be screaming hysterically from all the spucci goasts flying around her.
Justin Young
To match her personality
Kayden Jenkins
kuso bird
Hudson Allen
Just move left and right
Jeremiah Turner
Bring Iku back
Reference the PC-98 characters/events in the games/manga
Make the incidents dire again
Make the fighting games fun and remove floating/flying mechanics for the love of god
Have ZUN ingest more alcohol before making a game
Gabriel Harris
Thomas Scott
Touhou is probably the only good thing that was made in entire history of humanity
Austin Rodriguez
We don't
Elijah Hill
>Reference the PC-98 characters/events in the games/manga
nice joke
Parker Bailey
This is why theres no lewding the doggo
Joshua Turner
Make Sakuya Playable
Christopher Nelson
>protag worships a youkai
>befriends many youkai and lets them off the hook despite being mass-murderers
>still kills the first male youkai for breaking a rule no one knew about
>most hated enemy is a human mage
What did Reimu mean by this?
Kayden Rodriguez
hors
Brayden Roberts
LoLK was the direst incident, it last for 3 whole games even
Isaac Morgan
Make it 3D
Jaxson Wright
Hola
Jace Bailey
Christopher Wood
horsecock?
Austin Baker
>kkhta 9/9 never ever
end my fucking life man
Grayson Morris
KKHTA was edgy shit though.
Literally TGT but without the self awareness
Aiden Ross
>just dodge bro
AAAAAAAAAA
Blake Cruz
you're not wrong, but after 27 parts you still end up invested in this dumbass shit
reimu and marisa's deaths were pretty good though
Austin Davis
Just bomb bro
Parker Perez
For me, it's double spoiler.
Christopher Rogers
Unironically ones of Yuyuko's easiest
Now this is fucking bullshit
Ryan Hill
That card is fucking insane
Christopher Young
Flan or Rumia?
Nathan James
Remi
Robert Russell
the one whose head is built for headpats
Andrew Peterson
>tfw died to Miko's last spellcard in TD
I knew I should have used Practice Mode before going for a serious run, but I was too eager to get that sweet 1cc and went in blindly
Also any tips for TD?
Isaac Ross
It's not that bad but when you reach there with your last bomb/life the pressure is likely to make you choke especially on the red wiggly attack
It's not too bad if you can stay low, but you have to go around higher and I have like a 50% rate of screwing that up. The worst is probably the one where massive projectiles are constantly targeting you.
Leo Evans
if she had a cock would her balls be the size of her entire half body like tanookis in japanese folklore just curious haha :)
Colton Evans
Gabriel Young
the weak should fear the strong
Alexander Watson
Try to shotgun bosses so you can grab more spirits, it helps for Miko's last card too
Optimize trance to maximize your resources
Isaiah Evans
use spirit world mode when the stages leave most lives and bombs (example: after you defeat Kogasa in stage 3, use the spirit world BEFORE you collect her spirits and and the fairies' that come right after)
Isaiah Reyes
Not that user, but I never pressed c during TD. I used the ring finger for shift and my hands are small.
I had to learn to press shift with my pinky for HSiFS, so whatever
Samuel Moore
>I had to learn to press shift with my pinky for HSiFS
I'm pretty sure that's what everyone do.
Brandon Jones
Can't you just use AutoHotKey to rebind C to something else like Ctrl?
Blake Walker
Dominic Clark
I hope gobbo's game wins
Joseph Rogers
>I'm pretty sure that's what everyone do.
user...
Andrew Ward
Adding to this, when you bomb make sure to sit on top of bosses while doing so, it will dramatically increase your trance gauge.
Oliver Torres
Justin Thompson
Rude. Marisa is very smart.
Evan Thompson
>tfw burning meiling 7 never
Chase Cook
good art for once
zun improved?
Samuel Anderson
Why does Manako have an eyepatch?
Asher Wilson
>despite being mass-murderers
If you're not a mass murderer for eating meat, then Youkai did nothing wrong either.
inb4 vegans
Noah Rogers
Have this friend
Dylan Butler
>those hands
>giving marisa breasts
worst drawing ZUN's ever made
nope
Grayson Brown
>>giving marisa breasts
Maybe you should stop being a fag for once
Connor Roberts
deal with it faglord
Gavin Sanchez
God I want to honk Marisa's Kirisames
Joseph Smith
You don't even remember her name
Aaron Lopez
BenBen
Christian Morris
Yatsuhachie Chan
Jacob Morris
Marisa has grown and is a beautiful woman with moderately sized breasts now m8.
Xavier Hernandez
but saki is the strongest and her power is maximum
Jeremiah Taylor
Prime 2hu
Aaron Sullivan
growing is the only thing Marisa can't do
Camden Perez
I do genuinely still forget which one is benben and which one is NotBenben
Joseph Evans
The girl thats not Benben
Nathaniel Watson
Yatshuhashi Horikawa
Brayden Rogers
Yatsuhashit
Benben is the one with the real instrument
NotBenben is the dumbass who's holding strings
Adam Hughes
>unmatched leg strength vs the ability to make you lose the will to fight
pretty clear win
Christopher Lopez
Marisa has grown up to be my wife!
Oliver Sanders
Post 2hus you want to marry.
Xavier Sullivan
i think it's just a fold in her apron thing
Liam Davis
fortune teller did nothing wrong
Adrian Jenkins
Is the Moriya Shrine Conspiracy dead, or are there links between games that I just can't find?
> Moriya shrine shows up (MoF)
> Opens up the underground (SA)
> Underground dwelling Nue sets Buddhists in motion
> Buddhists settle down on top of, and provoke, Taoists
> Youkai are threatened by rise of religion, start rebellion, Seija strengthened by spirit of rebellion long enough to find and trick Shinmyoumaru
> Leftover energy from the Miracle Mallet Incident allows Sumireko to create the Occult Orbs
> Lunarians slip the Lunar Capital Orb in with the rest of the Occult Orbs, use urban legends to start a harmless invasion of Gensokyo and provoke its citizens into solving an incident for them
Aaaand that seems to be the end of it. Even if you were willing to use some weak reasoning like "Okina was worried by the lunarian invasion and decided to check in", there's no apparent link between HSiFS and WBaWC.
Is the best long-running joke in the series officially kill?
Aiden Brown
Unironically my ideal girl
Andrew Barnes
>It actually happened according to the Doom canon
Connor Martinez
Moriya is not connected to DDC at all.
The rebellion was strictly Shinmyoumaru and Seija's doing.
Also Sumireko didn't create the occult orbs
Blake Moore
We're in a new arc. That's why we weren't shown the Eagle leader the last game
James Jenkins
>Hey Marisa what's that on your chest?
>Oh it's just a fold in my apron thing.
Jaxson Brooks
But I just explained how it's connected.
The youkai started a rebellion because they were threatened by the rapid growth of religion, that was the explicit story behind TD extra.
The entire plot of DDC was Seija being an asshole and trying to turn the spirit of rebellion to her own ends, and the aftermath of such.
And... wait, she didn't? I could've sworn she did.
Matthew Powell
Okina pops up because she discovered her kid moved into her house's basement
Juan Hernandez
Make your own shmup game about anime girls where for a story it is just you, a 40 something Jap boomer, complaining not-so-subtly about the world and how much a nationalist you are.
Grayson Ortiz
>Okina isn't tied
I mean, in her mythological background Kanako is her kid
Benjamin Morgan
Henry Flores
Gabriel Phillips
>The youkai started a rebellion because they were threatened by the rapid growth of religion
Nope, the two events were not connected. Note that the youkai who are rebelling in DDC have no idea why they're doing so, and Kagerou even expresses surprise when she realizes that her friend Wakasagihime had also become violent.
Seija convinced Shinmyoumaru to use her mallet to cause the weak youkai of Gensokyo to overthrow the strong, her entire motivation was to turn Gensokyo on its head.
Elijah Thompson
why is 14 the best
Jace Nelson
>When I'm around you user, I almost don't want to go out and pop a cap in a moon bitch.
Cameron Rogers
b-but her power is maximum...
Daniel Evans
Well well, look at the outside worlder pulling up in her fancy German shrine
Brandon Torres
It's fine but the gimmicks suck.
>Kagerou has way too much red on red in her fight.
>Music bullets suck.
>Screen flipping sucks
>Giant Marisa and Sakuya have a weird hitbox that feels slightly too big.
Thomas Edwards
>kicks your head off in 2 seconds
Jonathan Sanchez
That could also be something for a future manga that it takes literal years to get to.
Robert Barnes
Andrew Cox
well there's definitely a new mange coming since WaHH ended and VFiS ends this month
Adrian Gomez
how do i obtain 2hu
Noah Thomas
admit reimu sucks
Nicholas Hall
Quickly user!
ZUN has decided the next Touhou game is going to be the last, and is letting you decide how the series ends.
What's the last game about? Who's the final boss? Who's the extra boss? Who's the phantasm boss?
Hard mode: no ripping off CtC
Noah Rodriguez
Well her IQ is minimum
Grayson Russell
>Hard mode: no ripping off CtC
But CtC is fucking shit.
Jeremiah Rogers
I don't know but CtC's G Free is fucking hype
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Joshua Thompson
Marisa turns into a youkai and is put down by Reimu.
Nathan Jackson
>It Was All a Dream: The Game
Grayson Carter
How bout I kick your ass boy.
CtC has a great ost in general.
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Brody Moore
Delete Junko and her game for being the worst final boss in any Touhou game, including spinoffs and fangames.
Ryan Turner
full on civil war between the humans and the youkai
multiple choice routes like IN, final boss is either a newhu human or all the sages at once
EX boss is Maribel on the cusp of turning into Yukari
Phantasm boss is Sariel
Christian Edwards
Jaimers pls go
Caleb Butler
does someone have the sauce on this, I know its old but I Cant find it
Jaxon Kelly
>mokou is for keine
Based
Isaac Jones
How many final bosses spit on the concept Touhou was built on from 6 onwards?
James Watson
Here's your concept m8: Dodge bullets
Aiden Reed
Plot is Reimu trying to bring Akyuu back from the dead.
Final boss is Eiki
EX boss is Yukari and Yumemi, who are revealed to be future versions of Maribel and Renko who traveled back in time.
Phantasm Boss is The Dragon God, who looks just like ZUN, and who's fight consists of spell cards taken from each past Final Boss.
John Baker
Yeah, that's the other reason I think its possible. Something should be starting up soon.
Hudson Watson
>replaying the games
>bouncing around between them
>can almost 1cc the early games first try, even those that I didn't play all that much
>get fucked on the first stage in some of the modern games, specifically SA and TD
how does this happen? Is it because I'm underestimating them?
Juan Brown
Is Contra: Hard Corps a Touhou game?
Evan Perry
Shimmy is worse for the survival alone
Adam Nelson
I guess that makes Miko the best final boss. Easy as shit but at least she have flashy danmaku am I right mate?
Eli Allen
You're doing something wrong, at least. Do you try to go above the Point of Collection against bucket-loli or something?
Noah Ramirez
I only had that one attempt since trying it again before I quit out of shame
Camden Morris
CtC is a good game.
Eli Mitchell
Wait wtf is a Jaimers?
Nicholas Gray
Byakuren wouldn't wear that and you know it
Elijah Morgan
Have it deal with more serious and important issues
Joseph Hall
indeed, moonbitch BTFO
Gabriel Bailey
Byakuren doesn't know english in the first place.
Jackson Sullivan
I want her to scape my dick with her sharp fingernails, then the inside of my dickhole
Angel Sanders
I will never not love just how absurdly offensive this one panel is.
It's like she's channeling /pol/
Zachary Reyes
sun themed game, Gensokyo covered in an unnatural Solar Eclipse. Essentially IN 2.0 except the final boss for the series being Amaterasu since she was already teased to exist
William Wood
>mizuryu kei
>writing
Ryder Sanders
>Final boss of Touhou is Shinto's most major god.
Would be kino.
Hunter Hall
>More powerlevel wanking
No. We need more Shimmys and Joons, not more Hecas and Okinas
Brayden Reed
holy fuck, is medicine actually that fucking small
Ayden Jackson
that just makes her cuter
Kevin Howard
>You will never charge your special danmaku with an IRL solar panel
Why even live
Adrian Price
>More powerlevel wanking
Nigga this has nothing to do with powerlevels. Amaterasu is the most important god in Japanese myth, that's what makes her showing up in Touhou kino.
Jeremiah Sanchez
>died at the final fourth of Saki's last spellcard
I ain't giving up, this horse is going down.
William Barnes
David Reed
>Touhou game made by Capcom and its a crossover with Okami
Levi Green
Why is Saki so perfect?
>strongest beast
>dark wings
>banging as fuck theme
>head of beast mafia
>howdy as hell
Luis Robinson
She isnt my favorite from the game, but she is cute at least. Now her, she is the best
Levi Murphy
Don't forget
>Easiest extra boss
Josiah Cruz
>All these new lewds
You can tell she's going to get some damn good porn.
Ryder Parker
Certified AnCap
Nathaniel Walker
I prefer her cute than the lewds
David Garcia
Has anyone here actually won at eratohok?
Jaxson Lee
Mayumi a qt. Thank you based Cake for bringing her to life
Daniel Morris
I quite like the idea that since her body can be reshaped and destroyed, she could go full guts and just keep fighting on after getting an arm or half her head shattered
Dylan Ortiz
Tis but a flesh wound
Nicholas Ross
Like won a scenario? Yeah, it's pretty easy as long as you don't do something retarded like start with no allies in a shitty location or turn every rapist npc faction up to 10.
Oliver Rodriguez
I think that's my only gripe with Mayumi in the game, her skin doesn't show any damage after you defeat her.
Hudson Bell
>Patchuman casually shoving his hand down his boxers to scratch his ass
What a chad
Cameron Smith
Jason Ross
Only if its rough anal and Im hugging her tail while doing so
Jacob Perez
it's a shame, but at least ZUN mentioned it in the omake
Jace Bell
>It's a metaphor for robots taking over human jobs
FUUCK
Samuel Taylor
Currently on NG4, but i have no idea how to unlock some events, is there like a guide or something?
Maybe even to help and contribute to those events?
Carson Stewart
>related to miko
yup, she's perfect
Dominic Diaz
it's double meta since the haniwa soldiers became pointless immediately after
Parker Nguyen
It's post-scarcity, just pray to Keiki and enjoy your NEET life
Nolan Russell
I need fanart of Keiki showing Marisa a human sized Haniwa Marisa as she said in her ending.
Ryder Robinson
I wish I were a haniwa. So much wasted time sleeping and being tired. I hate it
Oliver Parker
So would Kaguya be on the moon or not.
Jose Hughes
You mean like when you make Youmu fuck Youki? I thought there was a word file packed in the game with a list of events. If there isn't you can ask around in the era discord on the wiki.
Thomas Adams
Sleeping is nice though.
Josiah Ortiz
And that's probably the reason she's becoming fairly popular. She's the closest thing to a robot and people like them some robots.
Austin Gutierrez
is there?
i just saw "Events" next to a character, and started looking into them, there are a couple i want to see how they work, but i have no bloody idea to activate it
And some events are still in moonspeak, will take a while to translate but at the very leat i can get my wife to speak full english like she's supposed toYou know, english vampire and all that
Noah Bennett
well, she is still cute. Also a better yoshika as well
Evan Myers
Where do I find a Marisa gf
Jonathan Cox
At the next Billy Joel concert
Charles Kelly
Nue explicitly said that the rebellion from TD's extra stage was started because they felt threatened.
The sudden surge in rebellious spirit did... something to Seija. Incensed her, woke her up, formed her outright, literally anything. She was spurred into action, did her shit with Shinmyoumaru, caused her own "revolution", and promptly had the shit beaten out of her.
Simple enough for you yet?
Hudson Harris
Neat. Should I make sure not to carry any valuables then?
Lucas Rogers
The same way you fix your pets
Parker Clark
You are retarded.
The TD's rebellion was simply an excuse to call in Mamizou, and that plays into HM. And it was simply in response to Miko showing up, which again pretty much resolves itself when HM happens.
There is nothing in DDC that references or even suggests that the rebellion in TD had anything to do with it.
You are shoving your fan fiction in people's faces while pretending that it's canon.
Prove me wrong, I dare you you secondary faggot.
Daniel Edwards
make her fat too
Grayson Adams
So I need to cut off Touhou's balls?
Easton Torres
kanzume's patchouli is a phallus magus of the highest order.
John Flores
zun gets better at music with every game but his art remains shit
why?
Sebastian Cook
His art is so good that it ascended human comprehension and now just looks like shit to the uninitiated.
Joseph Clark
It's charming. Replace ZUN's art and people would riot.
Jose Long
> there is a story link between 10, 11, 12, and 13, and between 14 and 15, but no link between 13 and 14
> even though the major story theme of 14 was explicitly invoked and explained right in the extra stage of 13
Are you implying ZUN did it on accident, or what?
There is no concrete proof, but the literary evidence is blatant.
Grayson Garcia
he tried tracing 3D models. The WBaWC art makes it pretty obvious
Colton Cooper
He lets fan art make up for it.
Nolan Davis
At least he hasn't pull an Alphes
Aaron Evans
Will she ever turn into a youkai?
Adam Ross
It has soul
Elijah Thompson
Seija was around before the rebellion, though. The whole rebellion in 14 kicks off because Shinmyoumaru used the mallet, which Seija gave her in the first place. The stuff in 13's extra stage can't be relevant or it would have interfered with the plot of 13.5
Evan Evans
>zun gets better at music with every game
Dominic King
Not everything has to be one massive plot thread user, and ZUN himself stated that DDC was supposed to be a return to the basics in a sense.
Sakuya coming back, and the incident being a very basic "youkai does bad thing" incident is evidence of that thought process.
10-13.5 had a very direct, cohesive story arc, and said arc was cleanly resolved in 13.5, no reason to force 14 into the religion war arc.
Luis Nelson
I mean it's better than it used to be. Reimu hasn't been a zombie for years.
Matthew Gutierrez
I'd be mad if it happens. She's like the Guts for the franchise
Gabriel Sanchez
It would be a betrayal to Marisafags everywhere.
We'll see her training to be a hermit in Touhou's epilogue.
Ayden Nguyen
>zun gets better at music with every game
Leo Murphy
Beast Metropolis is fucking kino and definitely beats stage 5 of HSiFS
Jonathan Barnes
DLC
Camden Harris
Yeah, user is clearly daft. ZUN's music peaked with LoLK
Isaac King
Sakuya pads his shorts!
Brandon Lopez
talk to him about beer
he likes it a lot
Austin Moore
>That TD secret ending
Cutest shit ever, why is there no fanart of toast Marisa?
Kevin Richardson
Me pican las bolas
Austin Bennett
In WBaWC pretty much all post-Stage 3 themes are top tier. Dark Pegasus is by far one of my new favorite Extra Stage themes.
Adam Watson
Hey, you're posting my picture I took!
David Lee
Yeah, my Shiki Eiki Yamaxanadu Empire crushed all sinners, allied with Yukari who was the only possible threat while confining her to a small territory.
Evan Johnson
music in th17 is just ZUN testing out new buttons on his MIDI making machine
Jace Gray
How do I start making MIDI kino like ZUN?
I'm kind of interested in making vidya music just using my pc keyboard
Samuel Baker
go get openmpt and start fucking around in it
i'm serious, it's a great program
Connor Barnes
2hu' is cute!
Blake James
I've been wanting to try touhou games but where do i even start?
is there a certain order i should play them in?
Jordan Williams
Nathaniel Ward
Start with 6, play in order.
Luke Robinson
don't fall for the "start with EoSD" meme
just play all of them in order from the first
Grayson Jenkins
thank you for re-posting my drawing user
Adam Lewis
Ignore the first five at very least. There's no particular order to play them in, but you should take care to avoid the particularly frustrating ones.
Wily Beast and Weakest Creature is technically the easiest therefore the softest introduction, but it's so easy it's almost insulting.
I'd recommend starting with Imperishable Night.
Sebastian Green
Start with EoSD then go from there.
Cooper Robinson
>They don't need any rest
Imagine..
Ryan Cook
Yeah, you have to make Youmu your slave and then capture Youki. The character events file details how to activate each event.
Use translation aggregator, broken English is better than just moonrunes.
Nicholas Jenkins
Don't listen to this guy. Imperishable Night is the actual easiest one due to its extremely long death bomb timers that will teach you bad habits.
Just play in PC release order. Once you can get to Remilia in EOSD , you should be fine with any other game.
Try out the PC98 games later solely for Shinki's sicknasty boss fight.
Dominic Kelly
>It's a "WBaWC is da easiest game xD" maymay episode
I hate reruns
Jaxon Myers
Thank you lads. Will give them a shot later
Cameron Gonzalez
>pick wolf shots
>spell cards last 1.5 cycles on average
>pick otter shots
>can't die
Oliver Foster
Otter feels really weak though and the bomb boost doesn't really help as much. The only truly good characters I've seen so far have been Marisa Wolf and Eagle and Youmu Wolf.
Jaxon Hall
> It's another "lol the actual pattern difficulty doesn't matter xD" episode
WBaWC has patterns even easier than TD and 1ups about as generous as DDC, requiring some player interaction but more frequent than they need to be.
Not to mention the insanely powerful gimmicks that make you either unkillable or the most efficient killing machine the series has yet seen.
IN might have "deathbombs lul", but it makes every deathbomb cost 2 or even 3 normal bombs. The amount of times that you get to avoid death is much more important than your window for doing such, so this is more than balanced. And to top it off, it has what are debatably some of the best spell cards in the series.
Nathan Jones
If Touhou got localized, they would probably rename Marisa to Maria
Angel Campbell
>WBaWC has patterns even easier than TD and 1ups about as generous as DDC
>t. plays on normal.
Anthony Gomez
Marisa is an english name.
Isaiah Phillips
Are you implying that a new player should start on hard or lunatic?
Even then, no, it's still fucking true.
Eli Peterson
Yeah, but they would still change it anyway.
Jeremiah Allen
isn't "reimu" hawaian name now?
ever since that one Jaypee guy named her daughter Raymoo
Cooper Bennett
marry-anne
Cameron Murphy
Post your Lunatic NNN 1cc if you're so cool.
Leo Collins
Personality of a prude, body of a succubus.
Jeremiah Reed
Someone post the localised 2hu names image.
Thomas Robinson
IN has 30 years deathbombs but it also has Marisa and her 6 gorrilions random stars
Nicholas Parker
That was proven fake.
Zachary James
Eli James
That's what you call marriage material
Caleb Foster
What is Reisen's best use?
Colton Butler
Rabbit stew.
Angel Gonzalez
Anna Showmeyourmoves and Cousin Camille Shakes are based and Americapilled.
Zachary Hernandez
cannon fodder only good for being tossed to the protags to stall them.
Grayson Martinez
>Nitro Carwash
Fucking gets me every time
Thomas Ward
Sex appeal.
Benjamin Gonzalez
top tier thread
Andrew Cook
Fuck.
Ryan James
Jack Fisher
Oh. I was sorta wondering if that was directed at me.
Anyway, nah, I don't have one.
Ryder Hall
Hug dispenser and headpat receiver
Christian Kelly
Yeah, Reimu's great.
Thomas Wilson
But Marisa is better
Jack Ortiz
agreed
Ethan Butler
Why is she so cute, bros?
Ian Collins
Being my wife!
Cooper Murphy
thats not reimu, thats kasen
Easton Ortiz
>Kasen
user, I...
Jackson Parker
oh! its yuyuko. didnt notice the ghost thingy. i just know kasen dresses up as reimu in the manga, so my mind went to that.
Carter Bennett
She's not, fanwork makes her cute.
Aiden Thomas
shes cute even in the games
Christian Bailey
Because she's somehow able to both be a cheeky, smarmy bitch while also being cute and pure as fuck.
Wyatt Brooks
>Marisa B ending MoF
Best and cutest ending in the series
Jacob Stewart
Public use onahole
Anthony Morales
And the easiest ending in the series too
Easton Anderson
what was it again?
Andrew Bennett
Just make the fucking anime already. I don't give a shit about your stupid implied canon from some misunderstood dialogue in the shooter games, or shit like naked Ran being "canon" because it got memed to death and was funny even though it originated in a fucking doujin. Honestly this shit is like Twitch plays Pokemon lore only with Touhou instead of Pokemon and in Japanese. Just make a fucking 48 episode (split cour predetermined 2 seasons both 24) anime from Touhou 6 to like Touhou 15, skip the decimal shit and the fighting game plots and have it revolve around Reimu. We don't need another 50000 fangames.
Jeremiah Hernandez
Anthony Phillips
>Not using the fix.
Marisa builds a tiny shrine and Kanako explains faith to her.
Robert Thomas
Gavin Sanders
Jaxon King
My wife.
James Wright
heard there was marisaposting
Anthony Adams
>Necrophilia
Caleb Reyes
Where?
Isaac Diaz
>(((fix)))
on another note. more Azuma Aya. on decimal games, and on more manga as well
Ryder Morris
here!
Thomas Foster
When?
Nolan Davis
yay!
Henry Hernandez
Stop
Carter Davis
Luke Moore
Quick, name the best Marisa shot type before she smokes you!
Kevin Mitchell
Fix it in Smash!
Camden Wilson
Homing
Tyler Adams
Ah, I see, a HSiFS Marisa Spring chad.
Nolan Martin
twitter.com
2hu will finally have official ZUN-approved voice actors and there's NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
Jackson Roberts
Explain this tewifags
>fangame
Elijah Wood
DDC MarisaA
Landon Murphy
Ah, I see, a masochist, then?
Owen Perez
Nothing wrong with black hair.
Bentley Turner
Angel Morris
Still confused why the egg doesnt play yuyuko and plays nitori.
Jordan Gomez
>So-called "White Rabbit of Inaba"
>Black Hair
I sensing a hole in your facade, Tewi.
Also jesus christ tewi chill
Joshua Scott
Put cute girls in it
Henry Baker
your wife is my reanimated assistant dude
Ayden White
>boioioioioioioioing
>jeez user!
Landon Reyes
Piercing lasers 24/7
Blake White
Here's your voice acting bro
twitter.com
Jaxon Nelson
You thought it was Koishi but it was ME, SOGA NO TOJIKO!
Jeremiah Morgan
We need a new Phantasmagoria to do for Soga what PoFV did for Tewi.
Mason Reed
Innovate
youtu.be
Julian Wright
only good thing about 2016 doom
Juan Scott
>All of your fanfiction is canon!
That's stupid
Alexander Reyes
its better than disneys scorched earth shit.
and if you didn't make a wad its not cannon.
Nathan Hill
His sketches are pretty good, but his coloring needs work.
Pic related is by colored by someone else.
Jordan Robinson
There is nothing wrong with deleting the bloated mess that was the Star Wars EU.
Too bad Disney fucked it up anyway.
Kayden Sanders
Theres nothing wrong with being wrong.
Oh wait.
Hudson Martinez
How can one user possess so many wrong opinons?
Thomas Campbell
ZUN has improved you have to give him credit on that
Isaac Brooks
she has a very big wrist
Christopher Moore
Finally 1cc'ed Ten Desire
Reimu was right: all you have to do is to take it easy and just dodge the bullets instead of focusing on pure damage
Gabriel Jackson
who's the best wife material?
Jordan Young
Someone please help me, I am with this track stuck in my brain since earlier today, it's driving me nuts.
youtube.com
Josiah Morgan
The RULES OF NATURE faces are the best ZUN has ever done tbqh
Samuel Morales
Carter Thomas
>ZUN breasts getting bigger
Soon
Zachary Miller
Her
Eli Gonzalez
Sakuya unironically if she actually loves you.
Ian Foster
>She can cook, clean, and look after children.
>Time powers mean that she'll never be lacking for time in the day
>Can be coy and playful, but will show loyalty to a fault and will never question your judgment
She's a pretty quality wife, ye
Zachary Taylor
Marisa trying to look intimidating is the cutest shit.
Ethan Williams
Marisa actually being intimidating is pretty cute too.
Michael Bennett
What's the best Touhou title
Colton Ross
Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom
John Powell
The dragon awakes.
Nolan Brooks
>implying reimu worships
Adam Lee
I enjoyed Luna Nights and Reverie Moonlight
Jose Lewis
Imperishable Night
Henry Smith
Well at least someone was considerate enough to write in the snow.
Brayden Diaz
Undefinied Fantastic Object
The fact that it spells UFO is key
Ian Smith
faily wars
Matthew Hall
Melissa
Benjamin Hall
I love Kaguya!
Austin Anderson
but thats star!
Jack Fisher
No, this is star
Xavier Sanchez
Benjamin Adams
Post more rabbits
Jose Campbell
Blake Moore
Anthony Collins
Ayden Wood
But he just changed one word from the original abbreviation
Isaiah Adams
Two words, dummy.
Brody Moore
LeLK is a good title.
But I have to go with Phantasmagoria. They're long as fuck but still carry an understandable meaning
Also. Who /drunk/ here. Posting on 2hu threads the way it must be done
Brayden Reed
Not drunk, just tired.
Gotta get that Lunatic 1cc w/ Eagle.
Easton Miller
Isaiah Green
Antimony of Common Flowers
Jaxson Hernandez
keener
Kayden Mitchell
Got it.
2 down 1 to go.
Adam Reed
Alright fags we be
reachin bump limit I ain't spamming this shit while drunk on a party to see it die
Wyatt Lewis
Whatcha drinkin user?
William Johnson
with her gaping asshole in full view
Henry Morris
Don't fix what isn't broken.
Adrian Collins
Rum
Like. Pirate. Tons of rum
David Green
Asher Morales
i want to have consensual sex in the missionary position with cake
Angel Nguyen
Impressive!
But what does Susanowo even mean? You're crazy good, in any case.
Connor Howard
Don't drink too much hard liquor without someone to call an ambulance for your sorry carcass.
Joseph Wood
windows2universe.org
I'm not really, pretty much bomb spammed through Keiki. Anyone can get Lunatic 1ccs if they try long enough, I think.
Logan Robinson
Jugenmujugenmugokonosurike kaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurune tokoronisumiyapparikojiyappankoji baibobaibobaiboshuringashuringan?
David Clark
I think I recognize this style. Thank you for being awesome, user!
Carson Myers
Defend this Reimufags.
Jaxon Scott
David Davis
how does one even go and become a youkai?
for what purpose?
between the yamas, bunch of spirits, the odd magicians and even a footstool for a vampire, why a youkai?
Hunter Young
That just means that anyone can become crazy good with practice. You just don't notice how good you've become, because in your world, 1CC lunatic runs are common.
Ethan Nguyen
She does it for free
Joshua Gomez
>how
There are too many ways to list
>why a youkai?
Extended life
Effectively eternal youth
More innate power, both literal and political
Benjamin Anderson
Mi m8 i fockon srvived thos shit thats enough like o' barely wven stanfing roight now like i'm fockin done