>get to a new town in RPG
>talk to dog
>"Woof woof!"
Get to a new town in RPG
>talk to dog
>trigger fight sequence
>go to town
>talk to dog
>it talks back
>talk to cow
>"Moo"
>talk to other cow
>"Moo"
>talk to other cow
>"Moo"
>enter someone's house
>talk to them
>"Please get out of my house."
>talk to dog
>dog attacks you
>get to a new town in RPG
>attack child
>"Woof woof!"
>Get to town in rpg
>Quest to save some dykes lover
>Remember why I don't play modern rpgs
>Uninstall
>talk to woman
>penis grows from 2 inches to 4 inches
>dog starts barking loudly for a minute
>can’t kill it without aggroing the whole town
>talk to dog
>"woof"
>he joins your party
>You can talk to animals
>Cats are smart and dogs are dumb
Based.
>playing rpg
>first area is a forest
>enter sewer
>talk to rat
>Rat squeals
>Rat attacks me
>get to a new town in RPG
>talk to cat
>MEOW MEOW NIGGA
>not being a birdchad
As expected of a shit taste weeb.
>you get an item to talk to animals
>they're pretty fucking smart
>get to a new town in rpgmaker
>talk to dog
>starts h-scene
LOL Hercules
You can talk to birds too but I forgot what they were like except for the chicken, they're dumb
>Uh oh, I don't speak European but that sounded threatening
>Shoot him
>talk to a fourth cow, in the opposite corner of the fenced in area by itself
>"Moo"
>except for the chicken, they're dumb
Say that to my face bitch, see what happens.
That's one unit of a nugget
>late game item lets you understand animals
>equip item in NG+
>talk to dog in hero's hometown that inevitably gets destroyed
>dog drops massive spoilers about the game's plot
Checky cunt
name 0.5 game
what game?
>try to sheer sheep
>it was a ram
>it gets pissed and attacks
>a fucking talking mouse is the smartest party member
>hating based chickens
Why they bulli bunnies
>break into house in oblivion
>owners angrily makes a beeline for you
>stands and stares at you because your speech is high
>cave level
>bats are either enemies or fly past you as a cheap jumpscare
Every fucking time. I fucking hate bats in games and I wish games would stop using them.
You're batshit crazy.
in awe at the size of that lad