Get to a new town in RPG

>get to a new town in RPG
>talk to dog
>"Woof woof!"

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>talk to dog
>trigger fight sequence

>go to town
>talk to dog
>it talks back

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>talk to cow
>"Moo"
>talk to other cow
>"Moo"
>talk to other cow
>"Moo"

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>enter someone's house
>talk to them
>"Please get out of my house."

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>talk to dog
>dog attacks you

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>get to a new town in RPG
>attack child
>"Woof woof!"

>Get to town in rpg
>Quest to save some dykes lover
>Remember why I don't play modern rpgs
>Uninstall

>talk to woman
>penis grows from 2 inches to 4 inches

>dog starts barking loudly for a minute
>can’t kill it without aggroing the whole town

>talk to dog
>"woof"
>he joins your party

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>You can talk to animals
>Cats are smart and dogs are dumb
Based.

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>playing rpg
>first area is a forest

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>enter sewer
>talk to rat
>Rat squeals
>Rat attacks me

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>get to a new town in RPG
>talk to cat
>MEOW MEOW NIGGA

>not being a birdchad
As expected of a shit taste weeb.

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>you get an item to talk to animals
>they're pretty fucking smart

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>get to a new town in rpgmaker
>talk to dog
>starts h-scene

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LOL Hercules

You can talk to birds too but I forgot what they were like except for the chicken, they're dumb

>Uh oh, I don't speak European but that sounded threatening
>Shoot him

>talk to a fourth cow, in the opposite corner of the fenced in area by itself
>"Moo"

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>except for the chicken, they're dumb
Say that to my face bitch, see what happens.

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That's one unit of a nugget

>late game item lets you understand animals
>equip item in NG+
>talk to dog in hero's hometown that inevitably gets destroyed
>dog drops massive spoilers about the game's plot

Checky cunt

name 0.5 game

what game?

>try to sheer sheep
>it was a ram
>it gets pissed and attacks

>a fucking talking mouse is the smartest party member

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>hating based chickens

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Why they bulli bunnies

>break into house in oblivion
>owners angrily makes a beeline for you
>stands and stares at you because your speech is high

>cave level
>bats are either enemies or fly past you as a cheap jumpscare

Every fucking time. I fucking hate bats in games and I wish games would stop using them.

You're batshit crazy.

in awe at the size of that lad