Pays for your games

>pays for your games

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>has eternal look of constipation

thanks tim

Thanks Tim. For a creepy wanker, you're alright.

What a nice fellow

BASED TIM "TIMENEM" SWEENY.
THANKS CREEPY WANKER

thank lad

stay on the line steamies, epicchads first :)

Based chink.

Thanks Tim.
88%

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can someone explain this for me?

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this one is on him
go on lad

kys underage newshit

no need for an explanation. Tim gives free games, that is all.

Epic literally buys a certain number of copies of a game in exchange for exclusivity. Therefore you can pirate without hurting the publisher since Timmy Tencent paid for your game.

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So why not just release it for free?

>2mb/s constant verification

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All epic exclusives can be freely pirated because Tim paid for hundreds of thousands of copies.

Steamdrone pirates are the fucking worse. Just download what you want to play without being a bitch

>EpicChad
>Paying for vidya
Pick one

technically it's all the 11 year olds moms buying fortnite v-bucks

What does that even mean. Aren't we already doing this.

>no one buys good games
>good games stop being made
sorry I buy the games I like and pirate everything else
thats the best way

Can someone post the "this creepy weirdo is giving out free games" image?
I swear I've saved it before but I can't find it

Is Tim Sweeney a coomer or asexual?

thanks for beta testing

sage goes in all fields

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What if based Tim paid for 1.000.000 copies and you are pirate number 1.000.001?

hahaha, get right in there lad

Why doesn't Epic just purchase Valve?

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bitch just search "tim sweeny creepy wanker" on google images, you'll get a thousand results

sorry deleted the last pic cancer filename

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why was this deleted?
did tim buy Yea Forums exclusivity?

drink bleach and shoot yourself in the mouth, you fucking failed abortion

You mad bro? I would be mad

>takes over the PC gaming market

the pc gaming landscape is changing tim

It was to fund the shopping cart development

based
>saging on 4channel

Thanks Tim, now im relieved

its all i can see when i look at him

There aren’t 1,000,000 unique people who want to play any one game on EGS outside Fortnite. You’re fine.

Then you are dirty rotten thief who deserves death for violations of the NAP.

cope and steam drone suicidepilled, biggest launch of 2019 :)

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nigger

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Is Tim autistic? He looks legit retarded.

I stopped pirating years ago but thanks to Tim and his love of chink dick I started again. And I don't even play the games I just seed.
Thanks Tim!

>hey guys I'm ceo of epic
>yes I'm going to confirm that the sale numbers are artificially inflated and our company has flaws because I'm an honest to god business man
imagine actually being THIS retarded

>Because we have to chase him. Because he's the hero pc gaming deserves, but not the one it needs right now, so we'll hunt him. Because he can take it, because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a Dark Knight.

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>EVERYTHING IS A LIE
cope

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>big operations are our friends and they care about us
you just went full retard

EGS don't need to sell games. the communist party of china is paying them for selling your information

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Wow, amazing! A program running on your computer reads and writes files!

Don't get me wrong, EGS is cancer incarnate, but posting shit like this as evidence is extreme cringe.

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it access. steamprofiles infs dipshit chink

Timenem, more like tiananmen

And there is nothing in there that is not in public api, do you accuse them of stealing public data or are you laughing at them for poor implementation of steam friendlist sharing? Because with you morons i can never know

Sweeney Tim depresses me because he is living proof that looks are everything in life. You'd think that being the boss of a major company, even having the legitimate title of "epic boss", you'd have a charming disposition or something. Even if deceitful, he'd have "kind eyes" or a "nice face" or a "jolly gait". But you look at Tim and you can practically hear that nasally half-nose half-mouth breathing thing. Awkward and sort of bumbling. I knew a guy like this in college. In the quiet non-jock (non-party) dorms, there was this guy who would use the 2nd floor bathroom, and he'd never flush. It became almost epidemic until he was caught. One of the breaks in the case was when someone happened to be walking by the men's room, and from within, the familiar voice of this guy said, "oh maaaaannn, this one's mine!"

That, to me, is Sweeney Tim.

It's a relatively new joke. Not knowing the latest vidya memes would more likely mean that he is an actual adult who isn't keeping up with this shit. Don't be such an cunt.

thanks

Tencent is CCP member. my claims is not far fetch.

thank you tim

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He's turning chinese a little more each picture.

You can't sage if you post a picture, genius.

>Tencent is CCP member

Source?

It's what Tencent money does to you

the chink government hates tencent brainlet, perfect world is a ccp member

>pirates them anyways

To be fair, CCP fucks with any game company in china. However is really looks like perfect world has some favors in CCP.
Fun fact, gaben personally meet with china minister of culture to sign up steam china deal. And apparently chinese fags hate the fact that gaben sold them out

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it's a literal impossibility that a business like Tencent that makes the money that it does isn't completely beholden to the CCP

I don't want to pirate so this motherfucker is killing PC gaming for me.
God fucking dammit.

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They make money because they are not under government control. Tencent is a publicly traded company and almost 40% of their shares are in the hands of south africa holding.

>uncompressed version
>phone filename
soulless

>pirate some exclusive
>use steam to launch it
>play it how it was intended because based Tim already paid for my copy
Thank Tim! You're a bro, dude.

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For me it's like this
>pirate some steam exclusive
>not use any kind of drm to launch it
>Guilt free becaue steamdrones paid for my copies

I really hope PS5 is the PC killer so I don't have to care about this EGS vs Steam bullshit anymore.

no you can have consolewars instead

Where is my Borderlands 3 copy Tim?

this is the 5th time you consolefags hoped for a pc killer and you've become exceedingly efficient at it

you need to wait epicchads first

I find it hard to justify upgrading my PC now that PC also has consolewars but way more retarded.

Randy Pitchford is a pedophile and con-man

he just ate half of a remotecontrol
what do you think?

>AYO HOL UP
>sends all your personal information to a random person

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Based on the success of borderlands 3 on epic and complete failure of gears 4 on steam it won't be long. The war is pretty much already over

Except Epic aren't getting any big multiplayer games because everyone would see that there's like 50 players

>pirate game
>'random name' has tried to log in your X account
just a coincidence, r-right bros?

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Well, yeah just look at dauntless. Only 10 000 000 users in a week, and it even has epic crossplay. Surely, multi games are dead on there.
I personally tried some pve BR early acces shit on epic and i found matches instantly

>pays for your games
Only if you pirate them. How long until he pays me to play on egs?

deret this