Are there any video games where the protagonist actually achieves his boyhood dream?

WTF
i want to be a coomer now

These bitches are coked up out of their mind, and paid to take loads on their face every day. I don't think their standards are that discerning.

this timeline is quite strange

What a mad lad

He looks like Johnny Sins with aspergers

>Being licked by a tongue that has gone through countless black dicks

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Your mother never kissed you?

You must be mistaking me with your brother.

>he's so Chad he doesn't even care about it

But I don't have a brother :(

I can be you brother. Im also a nigger.

>working in an office building
>going to the bathroom
>get into the stall
>take your dick out and start doing your business
>get out
>grab the handle so you can open the door on your way out
>realize you just touched your dick before doing so
>and so did everyone else who came in before you
>just touched millions of dicks indirectly
fucking gay

Can I sit on your lap and play vidya?
Send

BASED NOSFERABRO

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The very moment I realized this I started opening/closing public bathrooms doors with my elbow.

The jealousy itt

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Who the fuck is this and why is he in smash?

Most games allow you to die, yes.

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Lmao he goes to poem conventions every week and posts these pics on his Twitter these aren't normal roasties

Porn*

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