Holy fuck, he's in!

>9k porn reviews on imdb

>implying
imdb.com/user/ur1287548/

cooming

what an absolute legend

based coomer

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She looks like a boy without porn video filters.

Scared Potter?

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who is she?

Kenzie something

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Who here watches blacked?

OVER 9000!?

What the fuck is this life?

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god bless

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*hits pipe*

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

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is that a fucking demon in the back in black?

do you?

Who can stop him?

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Eternal coomer

I can't tell if this guy feels he is in heaven, or if he is thinking of which way he is going to murder her.

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both

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>instantly recognizes her
>pretends he doesnt know her name
Pathetic.

A good one

I believe innocent until proven guilty, but if there was anybody that I was sure was going to rape and murder someone just from their appearance, it you be this guy.

this is why you stick with 2d

I read through his porn reviews on the front page and he doesn't like any of them, thinks they're all boring. Imagine how blown out his dopamine receptors are.

Yes

agent 47?

that's the life of a kinoisseur

He must've practiced this face

Pretending lol? Most porn vid titles has names in them buts the surname is cutoff or not mentioned. I am not that retarded to pretend that I don't watch porn.

He can't coom unless they scream

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K

Armond White of porn

T̵̨̢̧̗͈̻̗͖͖̝̣̭̾̌̓̎̍̓͐̍̌̏̇͗̀̔̉̃͗̇̑͘̕͝ ̷̧̨̡̨̨̧̬͎̞͇̮̳̜̜̫͍͇̜͈̖̪̩̦̘͖̩̥͙̇̓͂̊̿̀̄̈́͆̂̽̀͂̇̓͆̂̏̕͘͜͝͝H̴̢̡̡̡̧̨̛̠̫͚͈͈̼̘̦͙̥̞̞̘̪̟̹͇̹͔̼̦̙͚̠̿̓̏͗̍̌̏͊̆̌́͐͒̈́̊̀͌̋̄̈͆̚͘̚͝ͅ ̶̡̡̢̡̬̬̱͉͖͔͇̬̪̫͙̮̪̮̼͇͇̭̙̤̦̳̯̫̙̬͛̏̉̀̈́͑̎͌̍̍̓̄̆̏̄̈́̈̉̀ͅͅȨ̷̡̢̖̮̖̞̱̳̻̩͔̳̣͔͖̺̹̜̦̖̼̈́̇̀̈̚ ̶̨̨͚̦̦̹̻͙̦̘͕͓͙̰̻̞̮̝̟̺̪̹̝͔̟̫̥̞͋̈͗̈́̐͆͆͊́̌ͅ ̶̡̢̡̡̧̫͙̬̙̫̟̺̖̤̱̺͔͖̩̫̱̫̩̣̙͔̱̐̀̈́̿̌̃̎̇͐̿̈͗̔̄̏̄̂͋͌̇̑͐̊́̏́͘͜͝͠ͅͅĢ̵̨̫̠̘͗͐̑̾̆͋̐̏͑̎̊̂͋̑̆͆̍̎͒͗̍̉̽̔̈̒̇̏̀̕͝͝ ̶̨̯̣͍͍͍̝̭̺͔̣̤̬̳̼̀̈͂͊͊͌̏̂̋̊̋̉̈́̆͂̈͌̈́̆̋́͝ͅͅṎ̴̡̨̜̫̥͖̯͕͓͈͙̙̥̳͍̹̤͙̦̼̙͚͚̬̻̣͍̼̬͍̬́̉̽̍̾̉̌͜ ̶̨̨̘̺̟̗̹̺̳̣͎̯̙̜̦͚͈̖̼͚̮̻͚̀͜Y̵̢̨̛̛̟͚̹͉͙͉͇̟̱͙͙̥̞̱͖͔̼̟͈͙͙͖̻̯̬͉̋̽̂̈́͊̌͗͛͆̂̒̓͂́̆͒́̾̃́̇͒̉ͅ

Final Smash: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

they're not all porn reviews tho

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Finally a dr stone rep

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God lord this guy he should be a rapist actor or something

You fags do know he browses Yea Forums, right?

it's funny how we accidentally found the ultimate coomer half a year before the c*mbrain meme even started

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based

So an actor?

>actor

He should just move to Moldova.

why the fuck are you guys spamming him right now, this shit is old as fuck, talking about reddit

Filter them by score and come back with the best rated porn.
With his experience with watching porn, surely the top rated one has to be peak porn tier.

How big is his penis

BLACKEDRAW
HIRE
THIS
MAN

because he's relevant to the COOMER meme retard
it also shows that every blacked fetishist simply COOM'd too much

Animalism, obfuscate, potence.

He is the dawn and king of the coomers.

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>9411 reviews

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King Coomar

this.
just imagine him fucking girls with his monstrous coomer cock

/
Just checked his 10 rated ones. Most if are mature porn.

And pic is a porn director?

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thanks Yea Forums this whole fucking twitter made my night

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IMAGINE

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is he /ourguy/ ?

Yea Forums found about him like yesterday your redditor

Oh most definitely

Male and female voldermorts.

he'd better not

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imagine the smell in his room

>Ahhhhhhhhh, my herniated coom

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Why? What's happening in Moldova user?

Where the fuck does this guy work where his behavior is severely scrutinized. He's unironically a chad but most jobs would probably fire him for being a coomer.

is that guy another coomer?

>workout time

i can't fucking breathe, you just know he's gonna wank to blacked raw

Coomers have to stay in packs

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is that his only friend in the world ?

...

I think he has a son. There is some kid on his instagram.

Do you think his wife left him because he was a coomer?

finally a good find Yea Forums

He is like the comic book guy of porn

It's probably a nephew or somethiing. Or he's just a pedo.

holy shit is that sams underrail

Does this dude have any hobbies besides cooming?

A gathering of coomers is a circlejerk.

He doesn’t need any hobbies aside from cooming

LMAO

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What? Have Nosferatu finally become a boss in bloodborne?

>I watched
>I coomed
>I voted
Boys, I think we are reaching based levels once thought impossible.

>It's real

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He's a Yea Forumserg. Check his twitter. It's 50% handegg 50% porn. And he plays on Xbax 1.

Why doesn't he try and become an actual pornstar or start his own amateur studio if he is willing to publically attach his face to the porn industry? Why settle for worlds most famous coomer?

Is he really going to fuck a pornstar for free?

Yea Forums spends night and day trolling the internet to find white men to relentlessly mock

>you will never be this alpha
Dude is emanating pure fucking power here. I bet he uses telekinesis to jerk it so that way he can keep one hand on the ladies and one hand typing his next IMDB review.

>Why settle for worlds most famous coomer?
A true coomer doesn't need life goals or business savvy. He just cooms.

who is this dude, he keeps poping everywhere.

lmao

>check his profile
>it says he has adhd, autism and every fake mental illness out there in the pinned tweet

>Become a failure of a male pornstar
>Remain the worlds best coomer
The answer is clear.

bros...

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I guess it is better to be a big fish in a small pond.

Absolute legend.

Boomer + Cum󠛡brain = Coomer

Zoomer + Cum󠛡brain = Tranny

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Imagine being bullied so much tat you being depression

>he doesn't know
Oh you poor poor soul.

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I can't figure out if bullying works or doesn't

shit

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Coomlord

lol'd

trannies didn't invent coloured hair

>not MyFreeCooms.com
wasted

>9,411 reviews for porn movies
This isn't your average c*mbrain, this is THE c*mbrain.

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What the hell is "phony porn"?
I mean, it's literally people fucking, how can it be fake?

Aw, man. He's just trying to be happy cooming and watching sports and we're here making fun of him.

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no
its an /int/ meme
like basedjak and chad

his fucking head's so big I actually think he stores all of his cum in there. he's the literal definition of a cumbraîn

His ears is the least of his problem

Well, king coomer has blessed me with his spirit and I am now motivated to coom. I'll be back.

How do i become a chad coomer like this?

>making fun
Speak for yourself, this guy's a legend

How do you go from bullying to straight up cooming everyday to 3DPD

>not I'll come back.

>me on the right

>joke character has a morbid companion quest

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>not I'll coom black

There is a webm on Yea Forums about this irl. Please don't watch it. It will hurt your eyes..
i regret it.

he's the only coomer in this thread that doesn't have plausible deniability.

Poor Hi I'm Jason. But with a name like that, it was only natural he'd get bullied

he is literally becoming the Joker IRL

What are some of his non-porn reviews?

Also, did he loose all his hair from over-cooooming