It's penis inspection day, Yea Forums! The nurse will see you now

Let's up the dose

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THIS MIGHT PINCH

>Penis inspection day
>It's already been for 1 hour
>Finally it's my turn
>There are different doctors sitting there
>Notice one of them has a huge boner

Anybody else find the taste test part of penis inspection day really awkward?

I don't know what is real and what is a meme anymore, I clearly remember someone asking me to cough while holding my balls

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>tfw you forget to wash your penis before penis inspection day

There's penis inspection day...
and there's PENIS INSPECTION DAY

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>be cutfag
>penis inspection day
>it's my turn
>doctor sees my penis
>writes down "tranny in training"
I'm scared guys

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yeah but did she suck it?

user you don't have to be scared of anything, put your dress on and don't be late to the tea party!

look don't touch im a christian boy

Cerebella has good circus pussy

fucks me up to think i could just take a pic of my dick and post it on Yea Forums or some shit right now and noone would ever know

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LOL! I read this greentext meme on r/greentext before.

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he also gave me some pills because "they are good for me"
should I take them?

I posted my ass like 10 years ago, and half of the anons wanted more, and the other half was seething claiming I was a guy.
I'm a guy

how did you read what he wrote
i call bull shit

Yes, also, be my gf

Isn't it weird that she doesn't have any nipples

If you are that desperate, post it here and some femanons will wound up seeing it.

you ain't seen nothing if no nips are weird

>tfw 8" but the biggest grower in the world
This is the worst day lads...

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get away from me you filthy whore
not video games

>post penis on Yea Forums once
>faggots keep reposting it in trap threads
>I'm not even trap
fugg

imagine being so effeminate that only fags want your cock

IRL. It's not the same.

Growers unite !
>4cm flaccid
>16cm hard

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Ever wonder if penis inspection day was illegal and the people who performed it were actually looking for cheese pizza?

>tfw barely 1" soft, 7" hard
nothing makes me cope harder, especially during a physical or getting turned off during sex.

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uh can i get a nurse(male) to check mine

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Perfect for chastity.

>13 cm soft
>20 cm hard
Haha...

I can inspect yours, but I have a feminine penis, making me more of a female(male).

>penis inspection day
>my turn
>take off pants and boxers
>docter inspects my penis
>tells me I'm not allowed to wear boxers anymore because of medical reasons
>hands me some girly panties with flower print on them
did this happen to anyone else?
found it quite strange, eventhough they are quite comfy

thats EXACTLY the kinda nurse i want inspecting me

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I only got dotted ones ;_;

Memes aside two nurses molested me when I was ten.
I think that's why I have a milkers fetish and a petite fetish at the same time.

>milkers fetish
>petite fetish
so one had big nockers and one was short?

Yup.
One was probably 35+ (I was ten and the memory is very vague).
And the other one was younger (probably mid 20's) with a tiny body.

greentext?

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>2" soft, almost 7" hard
>have to explain to the other guy at the urinal that my penis isn't small

I'm ashamed of my flaccid pp

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>small both flacid and hard
shut the fuck up

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>tfw dicklet
how do i bigger my benis bros?

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>Eliza
>cute
dude what

its to the point, I will edge for hours before meeting up with someone to fuck. Just so I KNOW they won't see me soft. I don't know why im so embarrassed by it, if only it wasn't such a drastic change

>nurse
i want a real doctor

I made the experience that bitches love to see it grow

Story time user
Why the fuck would not one, but TWO nurses molest you at 10?

Serious answer, you can't. There's no method outside of surgery to increase penis size. Just focus on improving your foreplay if you want to please a woman. This applies no matrer the dick size, but more so for you: her pleasure should be your main focus.

Joke answer, become a trap.

> if you want to please a woman
nah i just want a big benis

the only girls my ugly ass can get aren't exactly easy on the eyes. if I go soft, I usually stay that way, unless she's got a semi-ok body then I can ignore her face. That's why its a problem for me

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Yes, those are doctors orders.

Just stretch your benis everyday until you see results

>her pleasure should be your main focus
Why? People always say this but it seems to mostly be selfish girls.

before mods remove this thread, how do i eat out a girl?

with a knife and spork

act like you're kissing her puss, just with a lot more tongue than you would a normal kiss. dont be afraid to shove your tongue inside her either.

It's sort of a you scratch my back, I scratch yours type of thing. The expectation is the other partner will put the same effort in pleasing you that you did for them.

Reality is most people just go through the motions during sex and focus on their own pleasure.

>everyone walks the dinosaur
Never skip leg day

Focus on the clit, do what said, and work your fingers into it as well. Work your way up to it progressively by teasing her instead of immediately shoving your mouth into her pussy.

Draw out the alphabet, seriously. Maybe even spell out sentences or a joke to keep yourself entertained.

I guess. I just never see any advice to focus on the mans pleasure. Everyone seems to treat men like dildos.

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Thanks Doc

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We never had this at my school, is it bad if my peepee is hard before I show it to her?

Is she gonna cut the cat's peepee off?

They inspected my penis in the army (we have mandatory service) and it was inspected by a girl

You will not believe how much it shrunk, she must have thought I had the smallest penis imaginable.
I felt so embarassed

Rascal!

Eliza is evil

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Is this why some guys do it? Why would you care if anyone has seen your fucking dick.

It’s supposed to be hard for the inspection, don’t worry

>eliza
>not cute
>being this gay

eliza is a heartless bastard with a skeleton of an old and smelly man. that is very not cute

Fortune has no peepee

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I remember in our elementary school we had this one gym teacher who would always eyeball us students out in the dressing room. He'd turned the trash bin upside down and sat on it and watched us undress and shower. My parents freaked out when they heard of this, and called the school. We never saw him again after.

>fujobrain

Prove it

The alphabet trick legitimately works.

Oh fuck! I am going to fail it!!

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>Around 8cm soft
>Between 15 and 17ish when hard
Fuck

PUFFY CAT

Yeah but do you write it in cursive or in script?

Gothic Roman to really get your girl drippin

>forget which state you're "from"
>forget idiom
>remember The Who
fucking legend

>penis inspection day
>nurse laughs at you

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Might as well put on some latex gloves and fist that grand canyon of a pussy.

Shut up and post more fat cats

>7 inches
>wish I were smaller
Help.
Alright.

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>smaller
why?

I'm much more submissive, along with the fact that I think my sensitivity is fucked.

Not him, but I also have a 7 inch dick and I wish I was a dicklet. I'm a sucker for small penis humilliation and being a plaything.

Are you me?
My 7 inches is useless when some dude is pounding my bussy, just gets in the way.

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>tfw will never be prescribed hyper-serum after the nurses decide I had high potential during penis inspection day to make my dick way bigger
It's not fair bros, I wanted to be in the hyper class too

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Get a chastity device.
Also 7 inches here, and feeling my cock getting biger on my tight chastity device is absolute bliss.

This thread is getting too gay now

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im afraid to user. I don't wanna start the slippery slope, because i've got no self control. I can imagine how it feels and it makes me want one a lot

It's not gay wanting to be a useless man whose only worth is being bullied

post videos of getting hard

That’s the best possible scenario though.
Why would you want a humongous flaccid penis all day long? Shit is uncomfortable and is an additional thing to take into consideration when choosing pants

>gave me some penis
as if just recently and hasn't expired
and you are? 12?

Do it, let go and become your worst (best) self.

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Successfully arousing your significant other is itself partially a turn on.

This would be the worse Doctor to get inspected by. She feeds Joker all kinds of shit.

Probably since it's harder for most women to get off during sex than men. And in practice, focusing on the woman's pleasure usually means that you find out what she reacts to strongly and keep doing that as long as it works.

Maybe I am user
I don't do that, not really into 3D but it would help self-insert into doujinshi a lot better and stuff.
Already have one

By women, right?

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big milkers

Of course, real men don't pay any real attention to us, they only have sex with women we desire and make them moan as we will never be able to.

18 cm hard
5 soft
I know how you feel.

Where the fuck are her nipples?

God I wish I was her

Under her clothes

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by both, but I feel more warm in my chest whenever a guy bullies me then smiles devilishly after, before he slides his way near me and kisses me gently

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Chastity led me on a slippery slope. My exhentai favourites are the proof of it.
Also the cosplay and 3 cages I own.