Life is like dark souls

Did she ever learn how to do a fuckin spin dash?

SEGA wasn't prepared to die.

Easier if you roll woman?

Is that THE Clarissa from Clarissa Explains It All?

Life is like a hurricane

You never know what you're gonna get

God I'm so sick of dreamcast fags. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR HIPSTER DEAD CONSOLE

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>Hollywood video
huh...
Good place to rent shitty B and C movies that never saw a theater back in the day.

Shut up, niggers

They do. What are you gonna do about it, avatarfag?

Don't tell them what to do!

if it's dead why do people still make games for it?

The best sex dream I ever had was about MJH

We did everything it was great

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Kill myself.

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Holy based /ourgirl/

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Wake me up before I change again
Remind me the story that I won't get insane

Bullshit, you're lying.

Oy vey

the complete lack of copy protection means that people can publish their own games for it

here's one released in 2017

youtube.com/watch?v=kE9Cs_Dg6iU

Just like Soulsborne then? Only DeS, DS, and BB are good, while DS2, 3, and Sekiro are shit. And all future FromSoft games will probably continue being shit

MJH was always my real life waifu.

Sekiro is great, and 3 plays better than DaS. But even giving you your 50% ratio, that's still much better than Armored Core's. Also those games all have higher metacritic scores (+users) than most AC games

Sabrina was one of, if not the, my earliest faps.

Life is more like minesweeper. Always need to check on where you step on, otherwise your life will be ruined

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Didn't she get gang banged by TV executives when she 14 in the early 90s

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Demons Souls and BB were worth it. All DaS games are shit.
Also, AC5 was pure shit and showed the series wasn't really going in a good direction but at least we have DxM for now, which will most likely flop because people hate mech shit generally.

If there was abuse it must have been mild. She's too stable as an adult to have been fucked by all the producers. That shit would have for sure come out by now.

Shes a child star user, of course she did. Its why all child stars go fucking nutts. Not even adult men are safe from being molested in hollywood.

Nah, it was Ferguson.

I would be pissed too if I was a zoomer who has to play the absolute shit games that come out today. Calm down zoom zoom and I'll get you a Dreamcast so you can appreciate the good old days of gaming.

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That graph don't make sense.

Hopes go down as despair goes on. What are you, dumb?

Despair is constant, always increasing. It's basically x=time. The longer you are alive the deeper your despair.

yeah no matter what build i go i still cant beat it

>casual anti-Semitism
Fucking casuals

Hi Sabrina, long time no see

i guess that explains what happened to amanda bynes

Selina Gomez seems alright unlike the rest of the Nike/Disney girls from the same period.

Here in
Undead Burg

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Only if you are a shy, awkward and lonely white male. Otherwise it is just a random game on hard or very hard mode.

Women play ALWAYS on tutorial level with very easy difficulty setting.

I disagree. Because the mode can be changed. Life can't. Dark souls has one set difficulty and that's pain. Life is like dark souls.

retard

>user, put down that game and help me with my sex magic

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>nutts
Look at the pedo getting all worked up as he types.

I had such a crush on her when I was a kid. Still do.

Life sucks bros.

>all the actors you had a crush on as a kid go full retard in their life
>loved King of Queens
>Lea Remini spents fucking 50 million dollar on Sciontology
>had a hard on for Britney Spears
>she shaved her head and goes mental
>same for Angelina Jolie
>she adopts 6 kids and loses her breasts

Sometimes its suffering to be alive

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and I'm already a hallow

This picture makes me hate waking up today

Who is this again?

I know that feel brah

Based mommy

I'm stuck of animefags
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FOTM WEEBSHIT

SAUCE!

she dead?

Will the juice ever stop being butthurt?

Protip: Its always the same autist around the same time with the same anime reaction faces, whos just baiting with the opposite opinion of the thread to feed the his attention whore addiction

Ignore him and hell go away eventually or kill himself, which would be ok too

yes it is, boomer

you retarded?

Animecunts need to be gassed

Who cares nigga it's just fucking actors playing a role

based me too

Little known fact is the artist directs the story and gives dialogue directions. This bitch will just get an easy paycheck.

They never learn, do they?

Dark souls is worse than life though, at least we don't respawn.

better be a pro-antisemite, fucking idiots

You're funny, user.

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>Chelsea's going to write a comic with the title Deathbringer shortly after bringing death to Alec

That girl has absolutely no shame

Well, Britney accepted she won't ever be that hot again and is trying to move on. That's 1 out of 3.

>at least we don't respawn.
user...

Life is the dark souls of existing am I right or am I right gamers?