Yea Forums unironically thinks Borderlands 3 will be cracked

>Yea Forums unironically thinks Borderlands 3 will be cracked

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Just give it a minute

I unironically dont care

>75 gb
wooow

>he doesn't know
Nobody tell him.

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keep us notified user

Why not? What makes this uncrackable?

>either pay money for a shit game or pay nothing and enjoy other games until one day it is cracked and I can play shit game

No rush, I still got at least 300 more hours of iceborne

Apparently it's always online in some way and constantly uploading at least 2mbps to try and prevent piracy

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HANDBALL
IT'S BEEN YEARS
I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER

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>still not cracked
Pirates unironically BTFO

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>OP unironically thinks I care
I played the first Borderlands for a couple hours and haven't touched any of them since.

just go to knowyourmeme if you want the borderlands experience

>BL3 has DRM and always online
That's yikes from me dawg. It's against everything from the previous 3 games considering that those games has fucking LAN option for coop.

>shilling for server side code
truly a retard

after the incredible disappointing ending of 1 and the reddit 2009 tier humor i think i can skip this one. crack or not i won't be playing

what the fuck, you can't play borderlands 3 on LAN?

>playing Boredomlands
>playing randy games period

That's some sort of stream integration thing, the guy who originally noticed it blocked it and kept playing just fine.

>I still got at least 300 more hours of iceborne

Based and superior loot game pilled.

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I pirated borderlands just once it was a first game and years ago, I remember deleting it after just a three hours of gameplay cause it was shitty, boring and guns are garbage and felt terrible, this series as a whole are extremely overrated

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Just accept you're not the audience

I don't care.

Literally who would want to play that game? Even the first one sucked. It's an Xbot game

>paying for borderlands 2.5
Cringe, I'll just wait

Still the uncontested GOAT of uncracked games

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Why would it not be cracked? The other two were cracked fairly quickly.

I wouldn't suffer through another borderlands game even if it was completely free with no strings attatched.

Isn't it literally doing the "always online" thing that Diablo 3 does? despite being a 100% singleplayer game with optional multiplayer.

as far as I know Diablo 3 NEVER got cracked due to the always online thing, you piratefags waiting for BL3 are completely fucked

They didn't have big dick Denuvo

This is some ridiculous new version of denuvo that makes your game run like fucking shit because of how much uploading it forces onto your system

Wouldn't touch this shit even if it was cracked

You can still play it on PC
before:
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now:
youtube.com/watch?v=j6XBfNf-AiQ

Cracker here from a small scene

>New version of denuvo, and I mean all new
>custom made to work with epic games only
>when game launches it has a specific hash for that specific system you own to verify if you have purchased it
>if you have even a slightly different mobo or gpu model it fucks up
>cpu bound, online bound, epic bound, epic knows when you are playing it.
>pings to epic servers every second around 1 to 2mb to verify
>if you cut verification it locks


it's extremely difficult to crack, either you will need a custom server but even then the custom hashes will just not work on it.

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So this is how you pirates are finally stopped.

It's about time. Maybe you should all get a job and pay for your video games.

the chinese will find a way to crack it
lol

>Cracker here from a small scene
God you're such a faggot tool. Jesus Christ, you unironically said that.

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This was posted on reddit and confirmed to be fake.

>trusting discord screencaps
Jesus this website is retarded

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Fake and gay, you're regurgitating info from an unsourced discord image. Also you can turn off the multiplayer features and the game won't send 2mb/s or any data while you're playing other than cloud saves. latest denuvo build isn't much different than the older versions that use vmprotect

Ok, I've accepted it. Now what?

>Maybe you should all get a job and pay for your video games

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Your mother here

Go to bed, you little shit.

post bobs and vagine

The first one was really boring and I'd just like to let everyone in the thread know that I won't be playing the third, thanks

You gotta crack them first, fuccboi.

everything is cracked eventually, at least mainstream games.
it can take weeks, months, years, it will happen.

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do you seriously care

this. i'm only here for the antipirate spergouts

Who cares? Lilith and Maya die anyway lol.

only popular games will be cracked.
anyone who knows whatever the fuck Anno is will probably be willing to buy it.

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Why would I want to pay or pirate a shitty loot grind game with no good gameplay and shitty sponges?

The early guns are supposed to feel terrible.

you're wrong, I'm still not buying Anno

>playing randy bobandy's meme adventure featuring RICK AND MORTY
>I TURNED MYSELF INTO AN AUTOMATIC, MORTY
>I'M RIFLE RIIIIIIIIIIICK

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No one gives a shit about Anno, user.

This is the ultimate piratecope. Real pirates, the scene aka the lifeblood of piracy, only care about challenge. A game being uncracked is infinitely more motivating than a bunch of poorfags wanting to play it to the people who do this shit.

cringe

And who actually cares about the plot?

It'll be cracked in time for the GOTY edition to release on steam. No epic launcher umbilical, all cosmetics, 500 golden keys and every ounce of pointless DLC for 10 bucks.
7 will go to steam
2 to epic and their masters in china
and 1 dollar for gearbox. A just punishment for dealing with the slant-eyed devil

you're still wrong but so is the other user who is also a faggot

There is no technological reason as to why that niche game isn't cracked yet.
It's just failed to get anyone in the "scene's" attention.

>Yea Forums unironically wants to play Borderlands 3

What the fuck happened to this place?

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t. likes to pirate games for free and at some point got that mixed up with understanding how cracks are made

How did you know we are different anons? Are you a janny? a cracker hacker? g00km00t?

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Are you arguing with yourself?

I think most just want to see it cracked to laugh at the corporate suits for putting this DRM bloatware in every game.

Isn't the Steam release only 6 months off from now? I can't imagine they'll release all the shit they mention in the season pass by then.

t. big gay

One fag does not mean that your game is important or worth a shit. Anno is trash and so are you for even wanting waste like that to get cracked in the first place.

>the guy who originally noticed it blocked it and kept playing just fine.
Wrong. He noticed it, blocked it and now can't play online, access his 'vip loot' from that points shit they did pre-launch AND lost his extra big goyim edition bonuses, DURING his current playthrough.

It's always been the quintessential FUN WITH FRIENDS* meme game. It's something people play to shoot the shit every night for a few hours.
>*Not actually fun

you're still wrong but also not as big of a fag as the other user. gettin pretty close though

>pirate games for free
You pay to pirate games?

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Nobody ITT said they wanted to play it or even implied it (well except maybe this fag ), this thread is more about the crack itself than anything else. But to answer your question Yea Forums is a shill board for normalfag casuals now which is also why its one of the only Yea Forums boards that whines about piracy to begin with

>one of the only Yea Forums boards that whines about piracy to begin with
/r/ that image, you know which one.

antipirate fags will cry strawman even though it accurately illustrates their faggotry. Yea Forums and /vg/ are literally the only two boards that give enough of a shit to white knight for their favorite companies

>constantly uploading at least 2mbps
I highly doubt thats the case, always online I can believe but that upload will make it an instant refund for a shit ton of people.

you can turn it off by disabling the multiplayer functions

You'd have to pay me to download this garbage.

seedcucks pay with their bandwitdth

so nothing

based pirate bro

You pay for more bandwidth?

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Translation: It's shit

that's not the fucking point shekel stein

why the fuck do they need 2 Mbps of data constantly?

they don't, you can literally turn it off if you don't care about multiplayer. this shitty ass game can be played offline without constantly uploading data

but he can play it tho

>they don't
>but they still do it
>but it's only or MP (source: my ass)
>so they don't
>although in some cases...
Way to beat around the bush to get back to square one, you fucking legend.

he can stream it but he can't play the co-op game with his friends, co-op, as intenteded.
Fuck off randy

Yea Forums is reddit, accept your fate or migrate to another board. This place is garbage now filled with dogshit unskilled people who get hyped for things like far cry. Its not a secret either that every other board hates Yea Forums, for a damn good reason. Its a perfect reflection of the current industry right now.
Very unskilled, pathetic, has shit taste, POZzed, thinks unfinished early acces crap is completely fine, political agendas, leftist messages overall, prefers digital copies, doesn't even know his own rights, steam, discord, uncreative, overused, boring, low IQ and the list goes on.
Basically this game is literally perfect for current Yea Forums.

sneed

I wonder how high and retarded the people were to hire someone like Randy to run your company.

there is literally 0 confirmed source that the game is always online and requires you to send data no matter what. you can play offline and even online it the network graph won't report any data other than uploading cloud saves, i agree this game is garbage but at least be informed and stop spreading bullshit

isn't it supposed to be a multiplayer game any way?

>by on EGS
>download
>launch
>refund
>get refund
>don't delete
Congratulations, you can now play it and even use EGS's servers.

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you know Yea Forums is fucked when people here are unironically telling people to go to the gamefaqs boards for video game discussion

this

EGS refunds take forever, even compared to steam's

Past Anno games were cracked though

Imagine a world where this keeps going downhill and devs push shit like Stadia where you don't even have the code locally and you're forced to stream it like pay-per-view movies on HBO.

And you'll be the one forced to gobble it up and fucked in the ass from it as a loyal paypiggy.

I got mine less than in an hour tho.

source: dude trust me

Try it yourself.

No thanks

>Yea Forums unironically wants to play Memelands 3
Christ, what a mess this place has become.

...

i want to disagree but i find myself unable to, after seeing people defending lootboxes, censorship and corporations in general here.

My way of coping with it is telling myself they're all shitposters fishing for (You)s and no one really believes that.

>no one really believes that
Only newfags take anything on Yea Forums as fact.
To quote the header on Yea Forums:
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>they are all shitposters
Well no. That is the sad truth. There are unironic commies here for the bloody fuck, its pointless to even argue with people here. You can take the
>well they are only pretending haha
route
Guess what? They fucking don't, the situation is THAT bad. Paid shills are on this board too, its fucking obvious I can tell that most of you don't belong to 4ching as a whole by just the way you type. Its so fucking obvious that most of you came from reddit too.
Well if you pretend long enough to be idiots you'll eventually be flooded by actual ones. Oh wait that already happened.

There is. There's at least a screenshot and a discord screencap. Now, you can say it's been faked, but right now you're going 2 for 0, since all you've been doing is crying wolf. I have yet to see a screencap of the task manager where it's clearly shown the game is running and it doesn't eat up 2mb/s. Shouldn't be hard to do, right?

>Pirates
Oh nonononono

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>Well if you pretend long enough to be idiots you'll eventually be flooded by actual ones. Oh wait that already happened.
It's always been that way though. Even 15 years ago it was trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.
Same shit, different generation.

>seedcucks
seeders are based and hold up our society, user

FUCK

He's a phoneposter, no need to interact with him.

>Cracker here

Whatchu doin here, white boi?

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No not really, if you were here for long enough you could notice giveaways. Lets face it your secret treehouse club is not exclusive anymore. 2007, the election just fueled the fire harder where an incredibly huge amount of people picked up gaming, where majority of them should just stay away from it. You have paid advertisers which were too scared to come here, and now we have daily threads about upcoming games where the OP's way of typing and discussing things is a dead giveaway that he's used to the soft-safe net, where you obviously can't say certain things, and he's here to talk about 4-5/10 games and hype them up to be 9/10s. This later is nothing new, but it wasn't as present here on 4chang as much before.

Lmao this cover looks so dead, like he's the only one in the arena. Fitting, because nobody gives a shit about handball

N I G G E R
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I type like him what with the spaces between each sentence.

But its mostly because of my autism that does that because I want my post to look proper and uniform.

and I've been here since 08

IT WILL BE FUCKER, I AIN'T SUPPORTING NO EPIC STORE WHEN STEAM DADDY LOVES ME LIKE HE DOES.

OOF. You that bad at that game?
>Clearly playing on console
Oh, it is retarded.

what's the hurry ?
there's a fuck ton of other games that came out this month
fags trying to be in the zeitgeist, not real gamers
:^)

>Yea Forums
>videogames

lol

>crack borderlands 3
>can't play with your friends
borderlands is fucking terrible and boring if played solo desu

So what's a good site to pirate shit on anyways?

>fuck off randy
im not defending it im just saying it should be fairly easy to pirate in case he can still play it with denuvo features blocked

Retard
Are you
Really so
Buttgay that you are incapable of
Googling

I wish i had that too but Capcom dropped the ball on PC with Iceborne. I thought they were happy with how the game sold? If so why are we getting it 6 months later.

Why do Chinese people even post here? Literally just go fix your country before trying to swarm into other countries' markets. Ignoring your people leads directly to riots and collapse which is already happening in HK.

But I just play solo anyway.

>wanting to play Borderlands 3

JUST

Not even interested. Still waiting for Luminous Avenger iX.

Based

What kind of retard wants to play Boredomlands? Jesus christ this board has gone to shit.

Lots of people want to play it, check out the /vg/ thread

How are poor fag countries dealing with this 2mb upload all the time?

Lol. Definitely one of the better posts in this thread.

4 months
its because the monhun team handles the pc port and i dont know why
it's good that they get used to doing pc ports for future projects but its like a barebones fraction of their time doing it

on top of that iceborne doesn't even have the mhw staff working on it, like the director is gona (probably working on the next mh) while we got the MHGU Switch port director for Iceborne. That's right, not even MHGU's director, just the dude that handled the Switch port.

you can play it offline based retard

This. I've already pirated Blasphemous, Control, and Tetris Effect, and I haven't even touched them yet.
Plus Borderlands sucks, anyway.

Wouldn't have expected that from newer games user kun.

Wait do people here like Borderlands now? I thought I told you guys it was shit.

>Tetris effects
Eye rape: the game.

If you want to play this braindead casual garbage you deserve to get your fucking head beaten open, you fucking subhuman sack of shit.

Who gives a shit. I have so many pirated games to play, a meme loot shooter would be my last choice.
Plus by the time I go through my latest yarrrr-log Death Stranding will have come out and then gaming as we know it will be over, anyway.

>Playing shit games
Enjoy being retarded.

It's the latest jewery: delaying PC ports in hopes of getting you to buy both versions.

support the devs

>discord
I, too, like reading the daily star for my world news

I only support indie devs and AAA japanese devs.
Gearbox are cancer and can go fuck themselves.

just buy the fucking game lmao

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This

Same

/thread

alternative:
dont buy the game

>not comissioning a cracker to crack it for you then getting him fed to your expensive giantess monstergirl

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Spbp

>tfw the crack will make the game run better and streamers will use it
I haven't played Borderlands since the first game and I don't plan to play this one. But you're crazy if you think Gearbox are competent enough to make their game uncrackable.

no randy I will not

You got too cocky

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>anyone unironically wanting to play it

this, i don't even realize this game was released

literal chinese spyware

What ever happened to "We should worry about making a good game before we worry about DRM" Gearbox?

>pay money for legit version
>gets shit performance due to DRM parasite code
>that RTX 2080ti you bought to play anything in 4K60fps can bahely achieve 1440p100fps

Congratulations, you wasted your money twice but at least the pirates were stopped.

That doesn't sound very Bad Ass

Alright, give me stream link

Objectively the correct answer. Borderlands 1 (and maybe Tales From The Borderlands) are the only games in the series which are worth a damn, everything else is trite garbage that should be disregarded.

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If this is any true, if the pirates manage to remove the epic shit, well, the original game will be a LOT WORSE than the pirate game, because the pirate game will always work while the original will drop you if your internet gives any sort of hiccup.

>implying I want to pirate this garbage

well it's possible
like diablo 3 is uncrackable unless you effectively emulate the server
in this case is kind of a mess too considering the .exe file is like 1gb of custom spaghetti

Diablo 3 is uncrackable. The technology exists.

>not having 60 dollars

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A FUCKING KEYLOGGER

>giving money to Randy

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considering the drm involved, you'd better ask ESET or Kaspersky instead.

runs like shit

this is the first game the drm is so intrusive I'd genuinely not play legit
that on top of bandwidth concerns.

the fact it runs at all is a marvel

Spbp

>Borderlands in 2019
Pure low iq. Sir Fartsondick so randumb lol!

COPE

It's not about the money.

Anno was a huge succes though.
Ubisoft made more with PC sales then console sales because of it.

Now I want to replay it! How is this game in comparison to other entries in the series?