Post real life video game bosses
Post real life video game bosses
bj lips
Who the fuck is this
That one's going in the vault.
the alpha chad of chads
Francesca Giuliano
>Thicc Womans uses titty slap, it is very effective
You're a god among mortals
COOOOOM
>boss later joins your party
Disgusting fatty. Needs to lose 30 pounds.
i remember doing this as a kid...fun times...wish i could afford a bike
steal one
Mommy
look at those eyebrows
She needs to be 20 years younger and have a non busted face if anything.
She has a damn fine bush.
did she glue that dress to her beebs?
she killed millions
I do this when I ride my bike to work. My coworkers haven't commented on it yet but I know they're impressed.
Mommy
Who.
She'd look better gaining those 30 pounds than losing them
She could be improved, some work here and there and we could do wonders.
The architect sends his regards.
holy shit
sauce
i reckon they’d be more impressed if you had a car kiddo
i wouldnt let her boss me around, haha
>same filename
>same file sizes
>same resolution
>literally the same file
>literally posting this from the JIDF headquarters
I'd clean a BBC creampie out of her any day
I just don't get it, how the fuck is Brad single bros?
Like how is that possible? Why is it even a thing?
Anyone got that picture of that Brazilian guy in the back of a bath with two Brazilian women in the front? One is blonde and wearing a mask?
pop down to the scrap heap and just pikey one then fix it up yourself
>literally not fucking videogames
Fucking jannies
COOOOOOOM
I'd wager he's gotten sick of women.
what a butterface
It's simple user, he's an elitist snob.
He'd rather be miserable on his own than settle for something less than his ideal (which does not exist).
Also if he had a girlfriend the paparazzi would hound them, it would make his life worse.
It's funny because Jennifer Aniston is also single for the same reason. They should have never split.
bros I want to suck a gentle dom mommy's tits so bad
>The Six Warlords Reincarnated
>and angela
You can be single and still bang a different girl every night.
>ugly face
>why is user posting her
>tits look small
>uh wtf she's hiding melons under t..
>oh fuck well done hiding those things bra!
this is a great picture
i love these threads
Architech, is that your work?
bikes aren't expensive m8
Everyone have a car. Also bikes helps to be healthy.
based
>normal person in the corner trying to not get killed
please tell me she gets fucked by them
what the fuck
>Secret Speech + Intelligence + Divination check can be used to join the final bosses for the true ending
"Snake, these are the members of Foxhound responsible for hijacking metal gear."
What loot did you get from killing him?
Does anyone know of any legit group final bosses? It's always just one dude maybe with some extra cores or something, a group that cover's each others weaknesses sounds like a great culmination of the entire game's mechanics and strategy
Sacred Gifted Hair
Item description implies that all humans have the potential to achieve it with time and devotion
She's the most fucked up freak of the group but does a good job hiding her power level.
who is she
just google Peter Minshall
If she did, it's not on the internet, sadly
From right to left:
>B.I.G. Bonanzo
>Alpha Albino Alfred (Triple Al)
>Pix-E
>Nocturnal Maiden (NM)
>Vladimir Tepes, slavic vampire
>Ogre
>Becky
she doesnt exist
How many photos are there of this dude
Stand User: [PETER MINSHALL]
STAND: [MONARCH BUTTERFLY]
>He'd rather be miserable on his own than settle for something less than his ideal (which does not exist).
I wonder who Brad's waifu is.
you lie, please tell me her name retard. i need milkies
That just answers half the question. Ricky Martin took the gay pill and is married to another dude
Quick, whats his boss mechanics and theme song?
im serious. her face was shopped on a further heavily shopped body. the porn that pic mentions is a different actress altogether, although she has similar tits.
it's also a really old pic, probably 15 years or some shit.
>thought the epic twist was that this was going to be a man
I've been here too long
A hit more of Photoshop and she would look like CGI.
>White hoodie girl is the protagonist's love interest and she has been kidnapped.
To be fair, bitch butterface af.
I wouldn't use a condom on this hoe.
She's old news. Used to do mom-daughter porn with another mexican dude.
I see the gods themselves are challenging my nofap streak.
classic wench
Copper Coin x5
And he's a one time fight, so you must soft reset for the rare drop
Really? that fucking really sucks.
That's good photoshop then
name?
Does she have a name?
He's the final coomer boss
he also reviews porn
imdb.com
>the porn that pic mentions is a different actress altogether, although she has similar tits.
Well there's that at least. Know who that would be?
>just tits
It can still be a man easily.
She went by Maritza or something. Her tits are big but her face is mostly make up and I'm sure her legs aren't that thick.
Wired headphones? Based
>orchestral music starts playing
Th-thats a good bra...
Whats her name?
laaura18
The 4 white robe guys in front are his guards, each one focuses on lowering one of your attributes (health, MP, stats, and then maybe item usage/turn order). The leader is the only one that directly attacks you, though he will focus on healing his guards if you don't kill them quick enough since he draws his power from them and can't be hurt until they're all dead. After you kill all the guards the leader moves into his second phase where he is vulnerable but more aggressive and can swap between any of the guard debuffs every turn. He also transforms into a giant Ganesha for his second phase.
XEHANORT
>9000+ reviews
sweet jesus
fucking megamind
you have the yakuza edit by any chance?
I never suggested that he switched to men. There's more to life than sex. As men get older they realize this.
Imagine eating his ass while stroking his dick as he moans loudly as a prank haha.
>Over 9000 porn reviews
What the fuck
>It's simple user, he's an elitist snob.
>He'd rather be miserable on his own than settle for something less than his ideal (which does not exist).
So he's an Yea Forumsutist
We're definitely not talking about the same woman here
>search for some brazers pass leftovers
>finally find one that works
>tfw i'm logged in
That's pretty based. High level shit but 3DPD ruins it.
>those tits
>that tummy
>see through dress
>but also butterface, flabby arms
my dick is confused.
Probably would
The guy is going to be the face of the next movement
>ywn be this hot
i dont usually feel envy looking at other men but sometimes
THE ULTIMATE COOMER
>Toguro (female)
The hero we deserve.
He's not that hot? Just work out and get a nice haircut.
>boss appears unassuming at first
That guy is dead.
I wouldn't last 3 strokes of that.
THEN WHO IS SHE
I don't know. But I coom.
I've never felt an urge to fuck someone this badly before.
Is this the power of the venus fertility idol body?
Instincts are a helluva drug.
>filename : CUM
Based
Russian.
holy shit she's way too big. no man could handle all that
nah but you have to search for mexican lust, that was the site doing this stuff
>no man could handle all that
>she's way too big.
For you
>coomer is now being used unironically
Jesus people why
Fuuuuuuuuck
Maybe a gigadick ultra chad or a shota
would cum inside as much as i could
There are those who believe the English dictionary is a few hundred pages too long.
>See all 9,411 reviews
>this thread led me to another Yea Forums thread with a 400mb folder of Joy from Sweden
Very nice. So these are the benefits of not being a stupid gamer saucefag.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKK
He likes weed too much. Can't bother with family errands.
TELL ME HER NAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
she's great, would put babies in for sure
>The only way to defeat them is to not let them upload the photos of them bullying you
I want to believe that people use it because instead of telling people to fuck off they use it because 'lol if we use it it looses its power' but then remember that these people post that COOM shit because they're one step away from literal screech posting and just fucking why
The Thinker
sent ;^)
>that look of utter disgust
lor_ the Hydrated
He probably has a pun about how he knew you'd come to kill him. How would his boss fight be?
>the item he drops is his user account details and he asks you to continue in his steed
>9,411 Reviews
This. Yea Forums is the best place for porn. Got 10gb of Anri here
I want an Italian/Mediterranean wife.
WHERE WHAT IS HER NAME JASON
did she piss herself?
>Megami Tensei boss
>can be fused/recruited
I already found it, just take 10 seconds to look for it user.
>being this much of a faggot
Haha I know exactly who it is and I'll never fucking tell you!
>Megami Tensei boss
>did she piss herself?
>regularly rubs against attractive men and women in public
Sure, we'll call it piss
where
You've never ever seen Maserati (Kerryann Haughton) ever before in your entire life, eh, kid?
How do you find specific posts in fireden? I don’t have that fancy 4chanx shit
She's black. Yuck
Seriously, you may as well post any videogame character and it would look more real than the amount of photoshop layers she has on her.
You can see her bush
found her but now not telling either lmao
>How do you find specific posts in fireden? I don’t have that fancy 4chanx shit
What post you looking for.
PAY THE TOLL!
He drops an incredibly powerful item. But it forces you to review ever increasingly depraved porn.
The one about the thicc Mexican mama that got deleted
Maritza Mendez
He's Asian and buff middle-aged Asians look naturally badass.
>/fit/ told /g/ you can overclock your body
>always wonder why black guys want to fuck fat white women
>see this
>never wanted to fuck a darky so much in my life
At last I finally see.
It wasn't just a meme.
>through dick, unity
did he die?
Why did she piss herself?
Dude what the fuck? Are you fucking serious? Go fuck yourself you dumb fucking nigger.
m-mommy
New planet of the apes looks really low budget.
Thanks but how did you do that? For future reference. I’ve got a big backlog on deleted Yea Forums threads to be precise
>piss
thats COOM
Cars are lame
sauce?
Typical of Yea Forums to not understand why even someone attractive and successful wouldn't have a fulfilling love life. There's more to relationships than that believe it or not.
Name?
SAUCE
At first I wondered why all these people are spazzing out about that mexican mommy, as if these pics are anything new. Then I realised, I've been here for 15 years so there's people here now who look to fap, who were still in diapers back when these pics were new.
Post source then faggot
Because he is a fag irl having to LARP as straight just like George Clooney
Good god I want a thick girl to do this to me.
And I thought my forehead was big
>Maritza Mendez
I love you, my Thickness Godness
kiss
How long until Mal gets pregnant again?
old extentions used to go to the archives but idk if they made mod deletions delet from archives as well or someshit
or my extension is sshit
Mal's content is so fucking boring these days holy shit. Why is it so boob-focused, her tits are not very impressive. She's completely missing why anyone became a fan of hers in the first place.
Triple Al got me.
>fat
Now go back a couple years and see her before she got pregnant.
>irl bosses thread
>it's all just people being horny over some random chick with big tits
what's the point, why not just make your own thread?
I have a lot of videos of her I just want to delete now that I realized she's just fat but I can't do it without giving them away to someone first
Literally kys. She's the absolute perfection. Literal goddess of fertility. Women with such looks and proportions get born on this planet literally just once ever 200 years.
goddamnit no I can't find the archive aaaaa
I'm always pregnant.
Give me a name or I will coom all over this thread
Mexicanlust
The red herring villain early in the game. The kind that projects himself as the final boss but is actually too arrogant and stupid to know they're not on the same level as the big bads they're working "with"/for. Gets dispatched in some oddball way for comic relief.
It can't be...!?
No GF =/= No sex
i'm glad that i stayed up at 2:40 am for this
Confound your lousy toll, troll!
its been posted in this thread, multiple times
What’s up with you smoothbrain coomlets? The names been said in the thread already and if you follow the fucking trail which is as wide as a street, you’ll find the image of the actress which you can use to reverse search. Fuck off, I was gonna give you a hint and then some.
RULES OF NATURE
Sports have plenty of bosses
wait what
i cant believe elephants do it doggy style
>no timestamp
>not Yea Forums
*ahem*
thats actually a pregnant belly, is it
>woman
>Yea Forums
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
lmao wtf is that
You're not Mal, fuck off.
What is that fluid
I refuse to believe this
It's obviously COOM
that didtn work so well
I got bad news guys, the tits are actually fake
Damn he cums almost as much as me
Not like I was ever going to touch them. I merely have to imagine that they are real for them to be as such. It's a lie, but it is a beautiful life.
fuck shes ugly
Are these people known?
>He'd rather be miserable on his own
How'd you know he is miserable tho?
he's trying the Warren Beatty approach: stay single for a long time, hook up with a lot of bitches, find your soulmate in your 50s, and be the happiest you've ever been, until someone blames you for faye dunaway's bullshit at the oscars.
>Boss defeats himself
>final boss is your step-sister
Jen's hit the wall pretty fucking hard though.
granted Angelina did too and he had to watch the complete decline.
shit that's pretty accurate
ur just a chubby chaser
i'm seeing double! four trumps!
>the happy ending is the true ending
The big one throws and swings the smaller one around as a weapon, right?
welp, gotta do it for the achievement
lose weight you fucking fat cow
jesus christ
>Huge tits
>Thin waist and thighs
Hard fucking pass.
Disappointing boobs and distended balloon belly. 95% chance of actually being Mal. Post ass with timestamp and then I'll give a fuck.
How do you know he's miserable? Why is he elitist because he is currently single?
Jennifer is single because she's old, he's single out of choice.
Who comes up with this shit? LMAO.
No matter how many times I see this picture, Been Franklin never fails to crack me up.
>boss offs himself in the final confrontation
>Maritza Mendez
HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED SHE IS CGI
This reeks of roastie projection
we don't need a condom, I can just pull out
>final boss bullies her underlings
>Objective: Run
>Florida man
He must be stopped
Paging me at 5:46 in the morning
proooh :DDDDDD
One of the few things you shouldn't piss off
>Megami Tensei
>Class/Type: Jaki
>Cannot be recruited
>Megami Tensei
>Class/Type: Deity
>Cannot be recruited
He is already dead
>Was mad that Trump did not bomb dozens of people because an american unmanned drone was shot down, also weirdly enough the Left was really eager for Trump to do it too, really would have helped to push the orange man bad meme as well etc.
>Acted like the US did nothing at all to Iran and did nothing to provoke this which is fucking ridiculous
>Said when you have a job that doesn't pay nearly as well as the job of someone else then that's not a gobbament issue but a (You) issue because you didn't try hard enough, except fact is that when there is 1 job offer and 2 equally trying people want it, only 1 gets it and then there are of course external influences that can keep people from success
>By his logic nobody would be doing less paying jobs and you'd have to clean your own streets and toilets etc. because no one is doing these jobs, it's not like that sheltered jew knows the first thing about real life
>He is also an awful loser and after getting owned at a debate on TV he suddenly started mentioning how the guy he is talking to has barely any twitter followers
He is a joke and a usual jew that jewed his way into the right wing and now spreads his poison there.
imagine the PRÖÖÖÖÖÖH
>THAT one troll enemy that you swear only beats you because of hitboxes or other various excuses
Maritza Mendez.
It is a common name tho, so have fun digging through trash to find some porn of her.
OH yes
Her prime was in 2013. Then she got super fat.
Same with Olivia Jensen.
I need the full rundown
when the incel finally gets sex
LMAO
Things ain't been too sunny in the hundred acre wood lately.
Second term comfirm
>unemployed obese giantess roastie
She has it all.
>a lot to handle
I'll take the one on the middle right, please.
>using google instead of based slav magic
lol
vk com/album-35586381_196003198
ill put her on an all protein diet. all my protein
i remember being sexiest man alive as kid too
youtube.com
>the absolute final boss
>secret boss
>true ending
what is CGI ?
>tfw chad is the final boss
>she
>PISSOLATE
you are an MVP user, never let anyone make you feel bad about yourself
this fetish is worse than feet
>Leroy Smith
Based
Status
[ ] cope
[ ] Robocope
[ ] Cope a Cavana
[ ] Rotoscope
[X] all of the above